Brothers... Peace on you. I think i've worked it out.

[Sextus]

Did I just say "peace on you?"

Sorry, that was a mis-type - I meant to say

piss on you.

Because I've been trying to work out what might be the attraction of having a girl doing just that.

By that I mean a single stream cascading out of her and splashing off your cheeks and nose and scattering into silver gold arcs that catch the light like a laughing brook in a sun dappled forest, or scatters off your row of teeth into a golden array just like the trails of a cracker night sparkler.

Maybe - if you have thought of it all - you perhaps haven't seen it quite so, erm, romantically?

Well I admit I hadn't thought of it at all myself until an incident just a few weeks ago.

And I think the fact that the embryonic thought has taken so long to mature, or gestate, more accurately, is proof once more of just how sophisticated a mental activity sex really is. It is a learn to crawl before you can walk activity, a learn to paddle before you can swim activity.

The incident that I refer to was a very young full lipped Chinese working girl casually mentioning that a client asked her to piss on him. And she told me she thought "Well, why not, if that is what he wants."

I happen to know that she has the smoothest and barest of waxed pussies, a plump and beautiful little mound of sweet joy. So as the weeks passed, I began sub-consciously to put those two images together. Her plump, bare pussy, and an unrestrained golden arc of piss streaming straight out of it. I imagined the fact of her standing to do it, the lewd posture she'd have to adopt to do it, maybe pulling her lips apart at the same time.

This is normally a private toilet activity that girls especially are coy about, so this would be a very rare sight indeed!

So I was thinking of it from a guy's point of view, and I put it together with a third image I have recently witnessed close up - a squirting orgasm. It made realise how hot seeing hot fluid ejaculating from a cunt was - no matter what it is composed of.

We guys are used to standing up and pissing, and for us to piss on a girl is a different vibe. That is about submission and a horny humiliation.

A girl pissing onto a guy however, I believe comes from a completely different source and arrives at a completely different destination. I imagine it as you being like the recipient of the biggest, most long lasting squirting orgasm ever! That isn't humiliation or submission, that is pure heat and filth!

Imagine that substitute for a cascade of orgasming pussy juice filling your mouth over and over - you champing your jaws shut, and the hot cascade pouring down your chin and down your body! The young teenage girl lewdly thrusting her hips forward the better to aim that substitute rain of pussy juice right at you!!

So fellas, the aforegoing is the ripened fruit of my subconscious thoughts over the last few weeks. Have I clarified things for you in this rarely thought about matter a little way too? Will this also gestate subconsciously in your own minds now?

Can I therefore ask where you stand...erm...I mean squat, on this thing you have likely never done or thought of doing? Just like me?

[wilisno]

This type of play is nothing new, the service is called Golden Shower !

If you're game, you can even try Roman Shower, Red wings, etc ...

[rooter]

Sextus, have you spent your entire adult life in prison or a monastery or a desert island? ;)
I mean surely you have heard of Golden Showers before?
Anyway you are making up for lost time over the last year so good on you!
Go for it bro!

[Oneonone]

I think he is becoming a bit of a deviate all those gang bangs etc he has been doing lately.

[Sextus]

Bros Wilisno and Rooter, you may have misunderstood the thrust of the OP.

Obviously I know about this activity. My question, instead, is to the 99% of men, who, just like me and you, have not done it.

Why they haven't done it is much more interesting than the mere fact of the activity's existence.

As my thinking about it only crystalised tonight, I wanted to show the foundation for why it would have appeal, a way into thinking about it, because there must be some difficulty about it to account for the 99% of us for whom it has been the furthest thought from our minds.

This then is both a challenge and a persuasion for the 99% inexperienced in it to become the 100% experienced in it. Or to otherwise say why it remains so far from their minds.

A side issue is that I always want to convert everyone to think like I do! :D

[HengDai]

Know about it. Never tried it. Has crossed my mind. But I don't think I would get any enjoyment out of it... I just see it as pure heat and filth like you said Sextus.

Simply put, it's just not my cup of pee. I mean tea! :P

[Licker]

A side issue is that I always want to convert everyone to think like I do! :D

Well, currently your thoughts are of piss and I'm afraid that given enough time they might turn to shit :surprise:

[adjiao]

Well, currently your thoughts are of piss and I'm afraid that given enough time they might turn to shit :surprise:

Nothing is impossible sextus, count me out

[Sextus]

Well, here are some more images that may cause some wavering amongst you.

Maybe it is a bald pussy a mere few inches away at face level engaged in the primal, organic, spectacular act of pissing? Or the lewd, lascivious, thrusting standing position it requires of a girl who usually employs the utmost modesty sitting at a toilet? Or the visual relationship that the ejaculating vagina has to an endless squirting orgasm?

These are all images you may like to consider. Because I am considering them - hell, I'm more than considering them - I actually thought up the fuckers! And like all of you, we share this in common - I too am a virgin at this!

[birch]

Ahh Sextus, could it possibly be true your weekend's exploits have left you wanting more??

I too have every so often dreamed up this scenario where a leggy Amazonian woman is standing above me, sitting submissively between legs where she teases me with her tempting, sweet pussy.

It at this point I typically resort to plain old DATY rather than take the golden shower alternative - which I reckon could easily be very briefly pleasurable, at best.

[Sextus]

It at this point I typically resort to plain old DATY rather than take the golden shower alternative - which I reckon could easily be very briefly pleasurable, at best.

Just think of it as a thundering stream of pussy juice ejaculating out of the bare, plump pussy, inches away from your face in an eternal squirting orgasm The girl standing above you in a lewd posture, her hips thrust forward and her fingers spreading her bare, pink piss flaps, the better to aim that thundering stream of hot pussy juice right at you!

Who is signing up to be the first of the virgin soldiers?

[asiafever]

Nah not for me, just don't see anything sexy about urine, same a mate of mine wants to pay to watch a girl take a dump on a glass table while he lays underneath watching, I'm just not interested at all..
Different strokes for different folks I suppose.
Urine, faeces, vomit, three bodily functions I want nothing to do with in a sexual encounter.

[World citizen]

jeez sextus your discovery of new sexual fetishes is on a downward trajectory -> ass licking -> bukkake -> gangbanging -> golden showers ... cripes, what could possibly be next?!?

[the wizard]

I don't want to think about it,,,,,,

[Sextus]

jeez sextus your discovery of new sexual fetishes is on a downward trajectory -> ass licking -> bukkake -> gangbanging -> golden showers ... cripes, what could possibly be next?!?

You'll note World Citizen, that I am not content just to do these things. I also start threads about them. Like Mephistopheles, I have a hunger and need to drag other souls down with me too. :haha:

[timtam]

I love it!!!!

I had crystal pissed on me when she came alot. I think it is the same water as it has the same smell and tastes.

[Eff2fifty]

I'm with you on this Sextus, try it, its everything you want it to be. But i do draw the line there. If you are considering anything else, you should maybe check out "2 girls 1 cup", its a trailer for a fetish film.

[Sextus]

I'm with you on this Sextus, try it, its everything you want it to be. But i do draw the line there. If you are considering anything else,

No I'm not considering anything else! I don't think the two have any relationship with each other. In fact, I read somewhere else that piss is not only sterile, but can actually be used as an antiseptic.

I'm just saying that as a concept and as a visual image, the thought of that bare, smooth, waxed, plump, 18 year old pussy spraying juice endlessly out of it while I squat in the shower recess seems to have some appeal!

This, of course, contrasts greatly with the other thing you, World Citizen and Wizard are alluding to.

In another forum someone posted a link (in an unrelated thread) to at least 15 Japanese girls shitting onto one girl whose head was in a sizeable clear perspex cylinder. The link didn't give any indication as to what it was about. I wouldn't go searching for this stuff, but as I'd heard about it, but never seen such stuff before, I kept watching out of sheer curiosity.

Overall, it was extremely funny - and also remarkable in the fact that fifteen slim, nude, attractive Japanese girls where all able to sequentially move their bowels on cue. I suppose the producer must have been feeding them muesli and bran 24 / 7 in the 24 hours preceding! :shout:

The large perspex cylinder the pretty Japanese girl was wearing on her shoulders consequently turned into little more than an open sewer. Man, it was nothing more than a sullage pit. It must have reeked to high heaven!

The most hilarious moment was literally its crowning glory - a large, spiraling turd that ended up crowning her head and staying there like the most contrary example of a cake decoration you could ever imagine! :shout:

The girl herself, beneath this shitty crown of thorns, maintained a mournful expression throughout that was an hilarious combination of pathos and stoicism. :shout: I'd say by the end of it she had more than earned herself an honourary degree in philosophy! In some ways it was like an art installation piece.

On the sexual plus side (as I do like to consider all sides of an idea) it was kinda nice to see all those pretty, nude Japanese girls doing something that was so far outside a girl's normal modesty, as to be somewhat horny. It made me think these hot girls would do anything! :slobber:

The video was blessedly free of smellevision, and I may be lucky enough to be someone that is far too sensitive to unpleasant smells to ever be remotely interested in that kind of stuff in real life.

[World citizen]

idk man there are some bizzare porn niches out there I respect your pov and diff strokes for diff folks and all but seems to me that pissing on a girl or talking a shit on her face well that aint even sexual its just sadistic humiliation but whatevs bro if shes willing its all good i suppose

[IExperiment]

Well, here are some more images that may cause some wavering amongst you.

Maybe it is a bald pussy a mere few inches away at face level engaged in the primal, organic, spectacular act of pissing? Or the lewd, lascivious, thrusting standing position it requires of a girl who usually employs the utmost modesty sitting at a toilet? Or the visual relationship that the ejaculating vagina has to an endless squirting orgasm?

These are all images you may like to consider. Because I am considering them - hell, I'm more than considering them - I actually thought up the fuckers! And like all of you, we share this in common - I too am a virgin at this!

Hmmm Sextus your getting to wild, but in saying this I have done it once with my partner only. At the time she was a goddess to me so I was willing to get a little dirty with her and yes we did it both way :) I will only do crazy thing with her in the past or present as there is trust and history between us. But poop is a nono that just was out of my league.

When your in love you tend to do crazy things and thanks goodness I only fell in love once :)

[HengDai]

I knew a girl once who dibbled in escort services and one of her frequent clients asked her to consume a bag of peanuts a few hours before their scheduled booking.
During their session together all she had to do to get paid was to defecate onto a plate and her clients would consume the nutty delight Austin Powers style.
Certainly not my cup of tea, but like World Citizen said, it's just a bizarre niche that some people like to get them off. For her it was easy money, she didn't have to give a BJ or fuck or anything.

[Sergaent Brody]

There were a couple of girls who I would have liked to try it but me being a good man in the room, never asked ...

[Sextus]

I reckon it could easily be very briefly pleasurable, at best.

Yes, that is the slight misgiving that I have too. I put this out there so that others can help my thinking on it.

Is the above however, enough to overcome the obvious merits of the below?


Maybe it is a bald pussy a mere few inches away at face level engaged in the primal, organic, spectacular act of pissing? Or the lewd, lascivious, thrusting standing position it requires of a girl who usually employs the utmost modesty sitting at a toilet? Or the visual relationship that the ejaculating vagina has to an endless squirting orgasm?


This is my point: there is only one way for me to find out. In fact, there is only one way for ALL of us to find out. I insist everyone do this and report back. Man, its not going to kill you, and you know what? I haven't mentioned that it could easily be a lol experience between you and the girl!

My specifications however, insist that the pussy be completely bare.


one of her frequent clients asked her to consume a bag of peanuts a few hours before their scheduled booking. During their session together all she had to do to get paid was to defecate onto a plate and her clients would consume the nutty delight Austin Powers style.

Now this is quite, quite appalling. :spook: I am lost for words (for once) :shout:

[CunningLinguist]

Ok Sextus stop pissing around and just do it ... :)