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Richard Le Rod
26-09-2013, 11:44 AM
Maintenant (now) mes amis,

I see not too much la punter avec with les statisitcs, how to say, something changes in the wood, non?
Eh bien, the tree I can see falling and qui, it makes la grande noise in la forum.

C'est tres magnifique, with beauty in the heart and the evenness of the two hands both.

Comme ci comme ca, n'est pas....

Salut,
Richard Le Rod

IExperiment
26-09-2013, 12:43 PM
Maintenant (now) mes amis,

I see not too much la punter avec with les statisitcs, how to say, something changes in the wood, non?
Eh bien, the tree I can see falling and qui, it makes la grande noise in la forum.

C'est tres magnifique, with beauty in the heart and the evenness of the two hands both.

Comme ci comme ca, n'est pas....

Salut,
Richard Le Rod

I dont have a problem with you but I dont get you. Please speak english as most of us dont understand what your on about and we are in english speaking forum not french ??
If you wanted to show off please post some decent babe where everyone can see and clap for you :) show me what you have been sleeping with as this is a sex forum not a language forum.

Punter Poontang
26-09-2013, 01:17 PM
By replying, the frog wins. Whoops, starting from now of course. ;-)

Best to just ignore such nonsensical rubbish.

AHLUNGOR
26-09-2013, 01:28 PM
When RLR meets HRG !!

wilisno
26-09-2013, 04:20 PM
When RLR meets HRG !!

They might not get on, because HRG reckons Sunshinemassage is excessive, shouldn't exist !






Society is encouraging & promoting men/women to eat more, to the detriment of their health, it is also encouraging men to over-indulge in the sex market as a recipient, again to the detriment of their health and also their wallet. Women are encouraged to over-indulge in the sex market as providers, again to their general detriment, although they don't recognise this due to the era of deluded narcissistic pseudo female empowerment. This has resulted in the proliferation of sex shops & providers across Sydney, creating a massive over-supply in the market.

Scarce resources are valuable resources. Sexual resources which were once relatively scarce, and therefore reasonably valuable to society, have become incredibly abundant, thereby losing their intrinsic value.



Regards, &
Auf Wiedersehen,
Heinrich Rommel Göring

Richard Le Rod
26-09-2013, 06:09 PM
By replying, the frog wins. Whoops, starting from now of course. ;-)

Best to just ignore such nonsensical rubbish.

If your English is good, you can easily understand mon ami....Je croix, (I think), maybe your English is, how to say, very small like your petite dick.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

Richard Le Rod
26-09-2013, 06:12 PM
I dont have a problem with you but I dont get you. Please speak english as most of us dont understand what your on about and we are in english speaking forum not french ??
If you wanted to show off please post some decent babe where everyone can see and clap for you :) show me what you have been sleeping with as this is a sex forum not a language forum.

But, you know, the ladies like very much l'accent francais, they, how to say, go weak in the knee and wet in the pussy, mon ami.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod.

Punter Poontang
26-09-2013, 06:39 PM
If your English is good, you can easily understand mon ami....Je croix, (I think), maybe your English is, how to say, very small like your petite dick.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

Le fuck Le you, cuntois.

mista
26-09-2013, 07:00 PM
The nazi and the frog are..
How shall we say it?? le same cunt.

IExperiment
26-09-2013, 07:34 PM
But, you know, the ladies like very much l'accent francais, they, how to say, go weak in the knee and wet in the pussy, mon ami.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod.

Sorry were in punting forum what they like is Green notes, if we were in our teens picking up again than maybe.
I am sure green notes dictate the outcomes rather than language.
Most of the WL/ML dont really care what we drive but most of them know what a Green notes is.

AHLUNGOR
26-09-2013, 07:50 PM
But, you know, the ladies like very much l'accent francais, they, how to say, go weak in the knee and wet in the pussy, mon ami.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod.

So, you think you can walk into an Asian Shop where the WL/ML don't even understood simple English but will fall over for your French Accent !

And go weak on their knees and wet in their pussies !

I admire your imaginations !

Cheers

Licker
26-09-2013, 07:57 PM
So, you think you can walk into an Asian Shop where the WL/ML don't even understood simple English but will fall over for your French Accent !

And go weak on their knees and wet in their pussies !

I admire your imaginations !

Cheers

imagination bro Ahlungor is a powerful thing.

It's all happening in his head, including the "walk into an Asian Shop". This forum is probably the closest he's ever been to a pussy.

mista
26-09-2013, 08:11 PM
Between creating alter egos and furiously masterbating to gay porn where does this nutcase find time to learn the incorrect grammar in french and german?



imagination bro Ahlungor is a powerful thing.

It's all happening in his head, including the "walk into an Asian Shop". This forum is probably the closest he's ever been to a pussy.

Richard Le Rod
26-09-2013, 08:26 PM
imagination bro Ahlungor is a powerful thing.

It's all happening in his head, including the "walk into an Asian Shop". This forum is probably the closest he's ever been to a pussy.

Sacreblue.....mon ami, I have had many more than 1250 full service sessions. I, how to say, stopped the count maybe five years ago, because I prefer to forget not to remember.
Now, I think closer to 2000. I fuck every colour, country, size, shape, age & hole.....I know everything of life, not only women, mais qui, I think perhaps you nothing but the price of your next punt.

The mind of Richard is, how to say, deeper than the ocean, and full of the beautiful spirit of love. Richard Le Rod soars like the eagle above the tedium and mundanity of the dark woods of life,
and he clearly sees the great oak within, by the aspect of his eyes so bright.

Comme ci comme ca n'est pas....

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

wilisno
26-09-2013, 08:30 PM
So, you think you can walk into an Asian Shop where the WL/ML don't even understood simple English but will fall over for your French Accent !

And go weak on their knees and wet in their pussies !

I admire your imaginations !

Cheers

Well ! If fake French accent doesn't work, try fake German accent, it might work !

catbob
26-09-2013, 09:17 PM
Sacreblue.....mon ami, I have had many more than 1250 full service sessions. I, how to say, stopped the count maybe five years ago, because I prefer to forget not to remember.
Now, I think closer to 2000. I fuck every colour, country, size, shape, age & hole.....I know everything of life, not only women, mais qui, I think perhaps you nothing but the price of your next punt.

The mind of Richard is, how to say, deeper than the ocean, and full of the beautiful spirit of love. Richard Le Rod soars like the eagle above the tedium and mundanity of the dark woods of life,
and he clearly sees the great oak within, by the aspect of his eyes so bright.

Comme ci comme ca n'est pas....

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

Monsieur Le Rod, this faux français farce is a fatigant jouer... it is how you say, shit. S'il vous plaît désister de vous nonscence, et ferme la bouche until you have something notable to declarer :fire:

CunningLinguist
26-09-2013, 09:44 PM
Sacreblue.....mon ami, I have had many more than 1250 full service sessions. I, how to say, stopped the count maybe five years ago, because I prefer to forget not to remember.
Now, I think closer to 2000. I fuck every colour, country, size, shape, age & hole.....I know everything of life, not only women, mais qui, I think perhaps you nothing but the price of your next punt.

The mind of Richard is, how to say, deeper than the ocean, and full of the beautiful spirit of love. Richard Le Rod soars like the eagle above the tedium and mundanity of the dark woods of life,
and he clearly sees the great oak within, by the aspect of his eyes so bright.

Comme ci comme ca n'est pas....

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

Yes and you have written many fake ARs to prove it, not!

IExperiment
26-09-2013, 09:58 PM
This is getting a hammering and I only like hammering WL/ML and other hot females only so I will leave this post ...lol....

Richard Le Rod
27-09-2013, 01:10 AM
This is getting a hammering and I only like hammering WL/ML and other hot females only so I will leave this post ...lol....

Mais qui, Monsieur IExperiment you have, how to say, some humour of the senses...don't worry mon ami, la hammer is like a pussy brush from the usual ladyboys,
The great oak in the woods cannot, how to say, fall to ground by the pussy brush from les ladyboys....with the evenness of two hands both...comme ci comme ca n'est pas.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

IExperiment
27-09-2013, 02:56 AM
Mais qui, Monsieur IExperiment you have, how to say, some humour of the senses...don't worry mon ami, la hammer is like a pussy brush from the usual ladyboys,
The great oak in the woods cannot, how to say, fall to ground by the pussy brush from les ladyboys....with the evenness of two hands both...comme ci comme ca n'est pas.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

I dont do ladyboys but you mention you fuck every colour, country, size, shape, age & hole.....so thats include whales, porkchop, aunty and might be even grandma which is way to crude for me or even worse if you do animals.

So good luck on your venture Richard.

CunningLinguist
27-09-2013, 09:56 AM
I think Richard might be dropping acid...

jellyshots
27-09-2013, 10:12 AM
Le fuck Le you, cuntois.

ROFL! Mate, my little German dove just spat coffee all over my shirt laughing at this. Legend response, bro.

Richard Le Rod
27-09-2013, 12:23 PM
Mes amis, if your English is good, you can easily understand monsieur Richard....
Unfortunatley, how to say, je pense, (I think), perhaps your English is, how to say, very small like your intellect.

Mais qui, it is usual for those without the evenness of two hands both, to have, how to say, everything small....
the small petite dick, the small intellect, small vocabulary, thin skin, and delicate sensitive soul. They are Les Tits.

Richard is like the great oak, but just for la belle femme (lady). He likes la tit only in the mouth, pas (not) les Tits avec (with) the small everything.
Sacreblue, Richard is the eagle, he soars above the wonder of life, he sees everything, et qui (yes), he knows everything.

Comme ci comme ca, n'est pas. Vive Le Rod.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

The Cable Guy
27-09-2013, 06:30 PM
Mes amis, if your English is good, you can easily understand monsieur Richard....
Unfortunatley, how to say, je pense, (I think), perhaps your English is, how to say, very small like your intellect.

Mais qui, it is usual for those without the evenness of two hands both, to have, how to say, everything small....
the small petite dick, the small intellect, small vocabulary, thin skin, and delicate sensitive soul. They are Les Tits.

Richard is like the great oak, but just for la belle femme (lady). He likes la tit only in the mouth, pas (not) les Tits avec (with) the small everything.
Sacreblue, Richard is the eagle, he soars above the wonder of life, he sees everything, et qui (yes), he knows everything.

Comme ci comme ca, n'est pas. Vive Le Rod.

Regards,
Richard Le Rod

I like the way you say what you have to say Richard, but it falls on deaf ears around here mon ami. They are mostly clueless, with only one or two exceptions.

Cheers,
The Cable Guy

wilisno
27-09-2013, 06:52 PM
I like the way you say what you have to say Richard, but it falls on deaf ears around here mon ami. They are mostly clueless, with only one or two exceptions. Cheers, The Cable Guy


I'm sure you guys understand one another well, The Cable Guy, Richard Le Rod, and QualitySteven, too bad HRG's has fallen deaf now. So just avoid attacking people to maintain good hearing mes amis !

Sextus
27-09-2013, 07:21 PM
Does anyone realise that, for idle amusement, it is possible to virtually finger the pussy on Cunninglinguist's avatar?

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag116/waveflow/CLs-avatar_zps1a01c128.jpg (http://s1301.photobucket.com/user/waveflow/media/CLs-avatar_zps1a01c128.jpg.html)

The Cable Guy
27-09-2013, 07:35 PM
I'm sure you guys understand one another well, The Cable Guy, Richard Le Rod, and QualitySteven, too bad HRG's has fallen deaf now. So just avoid attacking people to maintain good hearing mes amis !

Not sure what you're talking about, but I stepped in an insignificant piece of dog shit this morning, it was very easily brushed aside...it reminded me of you.

Cheers,
The Cable Guy

wilisno
27-09-2013, 07:57 PM
Not sure what you're talking about, but I stepped in an insignificant piece of dog shit this morning, it was very easily brushed aside...it reminded me of you. Cheers, The Cable Guy

That's the kind of talk that makes you guys amiable on this forum ! ;) ;) ;)

Sextus
27-09-2013, 08:24 PM
I stepped in an insignificant piece of dog shit this morning, it was very easily brushed aside...


It depends on the shoe. I still wear the classic Dunlop KT26's and dogshit is 'king murder to get out of the sole on those.

CunningLinguist
27-09-2013, 11:42 PM
Does anyone realise that, for idle amusement, it is possible to virtually finger the pussy on Cunninglinguist's avatar?

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag116/waveflow/CLs-avatar_zps1a01c128.jpg (http://s1301.photobucket.com/user/waveflow/media/CLs-avatar_zps1a01c128.jpg.html)

Oooh, I feel violated now :)

CunningLinguist
28-09-2013, 12:11 AM
It depends on the shoe. I still wear the classic Dunlop KT26's and dogshit is 'king murder to get out of the sole on those.

It is still better to do that than to get it out from between your toes if you are walking barefoot ... :(

The Cable Guy
28-09-2013, 06:23 PM
Once Upon a time, there was a lady mouse called Cunninglinquist, who checked things..


Originally Posted by lockhart:
This site is running analytics.js using sitemeter. Admin would have the details who is who.

I'm aware of this, it would seem some feathers have been ruffled......Aren't they secretive & devious little so and sos, always check check checking, and checking some more.

The give-away signs from the lady Cunninglinguist were fairly obvious if you stop to think about them. She was always very quick to swipe at anyone whose opinion differed from her own. This trait occurs in both men and women, but it is heightened, and more obvious, in females. She always wanted to have the last word in every discussion, this is a massive trait in females. She also writes those long-winded and overly detailed AR's (for the same five venues she works for), because that's her job & she's totally into it. She knows the miniscule details of the female form, well beyond the detail that any real man/punter wants to know or even cares about. And she did seem to get unusually upset at the articles written by Heinrich, when he was essentially helping punters to make more informed decisons, without ever mentioning shop names. She was emotional and threatened in some way, another trait heightened in females.

Of course, in making more informed decisions, punters may change their punting behaviour. This might result in some shops losing busines to others. Since she, CunningLinguist, has been working for the same five shops at the Forum for a while, she was obviously concerned that both she and the shops might potentially lose some business. Hence, there is this aspect of unwanted competition. Clearly, she was, and is, easily threatened by the prospect of competition. Again, this is a trait particularly heightened in females.

She ought to have simply let the discusssions take their natural course. Some punters were interested, some were not and others were probably somewhere in between. Unfortunately, she just continued to swipe throughout the discussion, rather than leave the discussion for those interested. This is reflective of her fear of competition for "her shops", and her great fear of letting punters make up their own minds.

So now we all know, CunningLinguist is a lady, whose interests are heavily interwoven with a particular group of establshments at the Forum. Business is business folks. Accordingly, real and meaningful competition is not permitted, not even in the unlikely form of non shop-specific forum discussions.

Isn't this place just so beautiful.....Punters beware, the ladies and their ladyboys are running the show. Where is Heinrich when you need him?

CunningLinguist
29-09-2013, 01:57 AM
Once upon a time The Cable Guy got banned...

jellyshots
29-09-2013, 02:11 AM
Are we punting for the quadruple? We've already scored the trifecta. HRG banned, TGC, banned, Q7 banned.

CunningLinguist
29-09-2013, 02:58 AM
Are we punting for the quadruple? We've already scored the trifecta. HRG banned, TGC, banned, Q7 banned.

Maybe after getting banned 3 times he will learn something, time will tell ...

igloo
30-09-2013, 01:29 AM
Maybe after getting banned 3 times he will learn something, time will tell ...
He doesn't strike me as the kind of guys who can or even want to learn ...
Aus 99 logie for mos ironic post was His attempted analysis of CL, it read like his autobiography to me.

Punter Poontang
30-09-2013, 01:48 AM
Aus 99 logie for mos ironic post was His attempted analysis of CL, it read like his autobiography to me.

I loved the bit where there was one multi pushing for a 'ceiling' on prices, trying to drive customers away from higher-end places .... right into the price bracket of his own shop.

At the same time there was another multi bleating about how AR's are futile and unreliable .... later revealed to come from the owner of a shop with precisely ZERO genuine AR's.

Then after having made all that effort, he had the audacity to play down the significance of the forum in generating business ..... amazing, you just couldn't make it up. So, the Aus99 Logie for "Most Retarded Business Acumen" goes to ....

CunningLinguist
30-09-2013, 02:03 AM
I loved the bit where there was one multi pushing for a 'ceiling' on prices, trying to drive customers away from higher-end places .... right into the price bracket of his own shop.

At the same time there was another multi bleating about how AR's are futile and unreliable .... later revealed to come from the owner of a shop with precisely ZERO genuine AR's.

Then after having made all that effort, he had the audacity to play down the significance of the forum in generating business ..... amazing, you just couldn't make it up. So, the Aus99 Logie for "Most Retarded Business Acumen" goes to ....

Warning to Richard Le Rod, this post contains statistics, best to stop reading this now so you don't get upset and post something naughty that may get you banned, again...

I took the trouble to check all the ARs for the Sunshine massage shops recently and I did find one that looks like it is genuine, but only 1 out of 27 posts, in 4 months. So 3.7% of the Sunshine massage shop ARs are real. Here is the single AR that looks real: Doris by Bingo1874 (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?36358-Doris) I checked Bingo's posting history and there is nothing to suggest he is a RichardLeRod persona.

All the other ARs are either fake ones from Richard persona's, or just brief descriptions from the shop, Ie. not AR's at all.
No wonder this guy is jealous of the likes of Ginza, MOC, etc as those shops get plenty of real ARs from a wide variety of punters. What a coincidence that they charge more than Sunshine and that HRG was telling us we should avoid the expensive shops and pay less, he even gave us a limit for how much per hour we should pay for MLs and WLs.

Punter Poontang
30-09-2013, 02:07 AM
I stand corrected. ;-)