Happy Dragon, Worst fucking massage ever

[jason666]

Dropped by happy dragon this week.

was massaged by a thai girl.

Fuck the massage was bloody awful. bitch did not know what she was doing


Just smearing oil around my body.. You call that a fucking massage?

she did that shit for about 20 minutes

i could tell this girl had no experience what so ever..

she even tried to massage my face at one point rubbing oil all over my face i snapped to tell her to stop.. i was thinking what the fuck is this shit

worst fucking massage of my life

was going to walk out but i came with a friend (regular customer) and did not want to embarass him as he thinks this is the best shit.


After 20 mins of a shitty oil smearing session she flipped me over and tugged me off.. i somehow convinced her to take of her top for $5 cause that was all i had left in my wallet.. fondled her titties and she finished me off.

NOT RETURNING

[cocktus]

was going to walk out but i came with a friend (regular customer) and did not want to embarass him as he thinks this is the best shit.



now you embarrass him on here lol

[jason666]

now you embarrass him on here lol

whats it to you.

i told him it was shit anyway but to walk out halfway through and leave him hanging?

piss off you maggot

[funguy]

And Jason shows everything that is wrong with lowlife blokes

[IExperiment]

And Jason shows everything that is wrong with lowlife blokes

Actually its quite funny just don't rub him the wrong way :)
I have a few people I used to know that is similar to Jason, they are upfront and the good thinks is they don't mind getting down and dirty.
They are the type of people you wanted to be on your side if we go to war :)

[oilman]

Fortune cookie tells me this massage is a sign -

YOUR A VERY UNATRACTIVE MAN JASON

[jason666]

piss off you're as ugly as my dogs ass ^

[popeye96]

And now I know why the massage was so shit. ;)

[jason666]

come at me pussies

[brownwallaby]

Now I know why she rubbed oil on Jason's face

[jason666]

any more jerkoffs wana join in the the

faggot brigade having a mutual circle jerk here

cause im really enjoying the show

[oilman]

piss off you're as ugly as my dogs ass ^


any more jerkoffs wana join in the the

faggot brigade having a mutual circle jerk here

cause im really enjoying the show

Only if your next review is about your dogs arse...:shout:

[jason666]

Only if your next review is about your dogs arse...:shout:

well buddy if you want me to write a review about you. all you have to do is bend over and ill be happy to write it after im done.

[ILoveAsianBabes]

What was the name of the girl mate?

Did you see the other girls at all?

[gpeck80]

worst fucking review ever



lol