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Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 12:55 AM
1,000!!

Righto, many thanks to all those who humoured me with the drumroll leading up to this, my 1,000th post ;-) Usually I wouldn't give a toss, but after Eureka passed the same milestone just this week (and rather predictably chose to woo Isis with it!) I decided to try and do something equally appropriate with mine. I hope that over the last 11 months I've been able to contribute something useful to this site, in amongst all the lynching, biting at trolls, and multi-detection work that is. :-P

Anyways, I've done some reviews but really, my first major contributions to this forum were right here in the O/S section, and in relation to BKK in particular. It was after posting heaps of info here that as a kind of "thank you" I received a PM from The Wizard (RIP) who urged me to get my arse down to Ginza & see Cassie. I finally got there, saw her in amongst quite a few other girls, and frankly have had many of the best sexual experiences of my life there over the subsequent 6 months. But it all started right here ....

So I've decided to re-post this. It's my 'live' trip report, as posted on WSG nearly 12 months ago when I split a week and a half between Bangkok & Pattaya. If one or two references to other users there don't make sense, that's why, this was done live from d'front and generated some great responses daily. I've said before I post AR's mainly for my own benefit as they're amazingly fun to re-read after the event, I've just read this sucker again and boy, did it bring back some memories .... :-)

So, I hope it's not too self-indulgent, but without further ado I attempt to give back to Aus99 once more by sharing an absolute fucking monster of an AR, even if I do say so myself. Enjoy.

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 12:58 AM
G'day lads. To honour the deeds of my namesake, the great Ricky "Punter" Ponting, I'm off to wreak havoc in LOS and will be landing in under 24 hours. :p I posted a trip report here in September of last year, which I found to be quite a fun exercise and enjoyed the responses / input of other members, so I'll be doing the same again right here. Stay tuned to this thread for my daily updates.

I've been to BKK a couple of times before, usually for work conferences whereby I've only had a few days either side to "cut loose" and do some serious mongering. So this trip will be my first for the SOLE purpose of mongering .... 11 nights to be split between BKK & my cherry trip to Pattaya (I'll document my time there over in the Patts section of this forum). In the past I've done most of my BF's from NEP or Soi Cowboy go-go's, with the occassional day trip to a massage place like Annie's, EZ or Nataree. This time I'm intending to mix it up a bit, maybe do an overnighter from one of those places and try my luck picking up a FL or two from the disco's .... we'll see what happens.

Anyways, these are my intentions for this trip. Apologies for any induced boredom before the gory stuff, but this OP is as much for my benefit as anything else, as I intend to refer to it daily to set me on the right path prior to heading out and about. So please bear with me .....


1) Drink less and fuck more: In previous trips I've drunk WAAAAY too much, which has led to some poor decision making, but even worse than that wasted time with horrific hangovers. I really wanna get out and about and sample more daytime action on this trip.

2) Adopt the "Japanese Go-Go MO": I noted in my last trip report that many Japanese punters would walk into a go-go, do a lap to inspect the ladies, and march right back out again (to the disgust of bar staff) if there was nothing to take their fancy. The more I saw this "cold" technique, the more I came to understand and respect it .... nothing worse IMO than walking into a bar, having the staff shuffle you into a seat and stick a drinks menu in your face, then by the time you order your beer and remove both the menu and the waitress from your line of sight you see a stage full of dogs. :mad: Not only do you waste ~150baht on a beer, you waste invaluable time, and invariably I get pissed quicker as I intentionally down the thing ASAP in order to get the fuck back out of there. So, partly related to point 1), I will be doing this as I see fit ..... circling a bar and deciding if I want to stay before taking a seat. I don't give a fuck if the bar staff get pissed off, there's a million other bars and if everyone did the same it'd motivate them to get more decent ladies to make it worth your while to stay (perfect world scenario!!).

3) Look after your waitress: I'm aware the above tactic may put off the occassional service wench even once seated, I think the Japs get away with it because of the language barrier and their reputation for being big spenders. However, I also remember a visit to Hollywood last year where being polite and tipping the service wench at the start saved my night .... after a few interviews didn't go so well, the service girl had my back and hand-picked me a girl that absolutely rocked my world. I don't want to get milked for LD's left, right and centre, especially from service girls who I won't be bedding. But instead, I will attempt to get on the good side of my waitress and see if she can point me in the direction of those girls who will willingly go LT & who aren't on their rags, for a tip. I hope this will be more fruitful than discussing such things with mamasan, most of whom have reputations for taking the piss these days (especially at NEP).

4) No automatic LD's: I'm well aware that standard practice is the second a lady sits next to you, there'll be a waitress in your face pressuring you to buy her a LD. Having hopefully already got the waitress on side, I will insist she leave and return in one minute for my answer. Then I will use that one minute to ascertain if the BG goes LT, and if she does whether or not she can fuck (not on period). That being the case, I'll be happy to buy her a LD and continue the interview in normal fashion. But if not, I'll tip her something nominal (20-50baht) to thank her for her time and send her on her way. Experienced go-go patrons might find flaw with this theory, but I see it as win-win ... the girl gets something in her pocket and saves a little face, while I get off relatively quickly and cheaply, no wasted time with an incompatible lady and for FAR less than the cost of a LD.

5) Adapt to ST mentality: I'm also aware that ST mentality has become the "norm" in BKK go-go's. If I've got my heart (cock?) set on a girl who absolutely refuses to go LT, so be it. I have a pre-determined limit set at 2K ST for a BKK go-go stunner, so if that's her price I won't haggle. However, I will INSTEAD insist on getting 2 shots off for that price ... I did this twice on my last trip, and while the girls were genuinely surprised by the request they still readily agreed. A girl with ST mentality does not care about the quality of your experience / orgasm, instead just trying to get you off ASAP so she can return to the bar for more LD's / BF's. When 2 shots are agreed, I don't care about the first one going off quickly, so will happily let the girl suck / ride me with everything she's got. Because after a 10-15 minute break I'll be good to go for round 2 where I'll take control, it takes a lot longer and is WAY more intense and satisfying for me. As well as being something of a "value-equaliser" at 2K for ST, this can be as enjoyable as a LT session imo, just with better sleep at the expense of the morning shot .... the latter won't be a problem if I'm less hungover and up for a morning BJ @ Lolita's or a soapie massage. :D

6) Butterfly: No repeat BF's, no excuses*. No BF'ing from Big Dogs or any other Soi 4 bar where I may subsequently have to "run the gauntlet" past an old girl with a new girl in tow en route to the hotel.

7) Doubles / Triples / Whatever: Definitely want to mix it up and experience one or two things out of my "comfort zone", while trying DAMN hard to find a true bi-girl "Halogen-style". Getting the first one should make finding the next easier, right?? :confused: This is the only possible exception to Rule #6). ;)

8) Hit the ground running: No fucking around at the hotel, I'll be dropping bags before storming off to EZ or Nataree to start dropping loads. :D Then backing up on the first night to hit either Cowboy or NEP.


That's all I've got so far, sure I'll think of something else on the long flight over from Oz .... next post will contain all the interesting stuff resulting from point #8.

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 12:59 AM
DAY ONE

Fucken aye, it's good to be back. :D Though I've already bent the first rule above by drinking and fucking in equal proportion, drink less you idiot!!

Horrendous flight over from Oz (death to people who fail to control their offspring!!), and it was slightly delayed too which put the mildest of dampeners on things. Scooted through baggage and immigration in record time, but the delay meant hitting peak hour traffic and so arrival at the hotel was nearly 2 hours later than I'd anticipated. Quick "hooker-proofing" of the room and I was out the door around 8pm.

I was tossing up between EZ & Nataree for my first outing, but heading out that late I just figured Nataree was too far away. So got the BTS from Nana to Phrom Phong and went for a wander around Soi 24 / 26. Popped into EZ2 for a look at the book and who's in there?? May. Saw this girl over at EZ1 last year and she is sex on a stick, a real little porn star, so I decide she's just what I need to get started. Genuinely surprised she was there as she'd been removed from their website a while back, but she's now back with some sexy new photo's up .... they are her, but they've been heavily photoshopped and she's definitely put on a few kilo's since I saw her last. Anyways, she still looks good to me but it's the service I'm after in any event, so opt for 2 hours incl. the "VIP" room which has a big arse jacuzzi.

We start off in the spa, getting all soaped up and sliding about, and just as I remember from last year this girl is naughty. She's rubbing herself all up and down my length, then dives head first into the soapy water to get her mouth around my knob ...... she's actually blowing me underwater, amazing. I'd abstained for a while leading up to this trip, so knowing I won't last long I lift myself out of the water and she continues to devour me like a starved animal all the way to the end. Good girl. We play about in the tub for a while, eventually dry off and head to the bed. I do my best to return the favour by giving her a thorough fingering while sucking on her tits, she likes both just a little rough and is dripping wet until I feel her clenching around my fingers as she comes. I dom up immediately after getting her off, she climbs on top and rides me hard for round 2. Good girl. Throughout the entire session, and I recall she was the same last year, May does not stop playing with my cock. Even when cuddling up post-coitus, she's placing me between her arse cheeks or between her thighs and rubbing all over. After as much of a break as I'm gonna get, I work her over again and get her off for a second time. Immediately reach over for another rubber and commence round 3 in doggie which is an absolute delight with this girl, some nice tats on her back and although she's carrying a little more weight in the tummy now, from behind she still has an impossibly small waist which curves out into an arse that a latina would be proud of. After a while she's drying out, so she flips into mish for a while, then pins her legs back so I can give her a thorough pounding. Finally I spin her onto one side, get her to tuck her legs up into her chest, and smash it home to the end. Great girl. :D

I tipped her 300 on the way out, so all up the 2hour session set me back ~3K. Massage places obviously aren't the cheapest, but imo that was amazing value for money given it was a torrid 2 hours including 3 shots ..... way more bang for your baht than a 2.6K ST including a bar fine.

Anyways, grab a quick bite then off to Soi Cowboy. Gave it a miss on the last trip, so keen to spend some time there this time. Start at Baccara, and that's probably where I went wrong ..... should've saved the best for last!! Huge lineup, it takes them nearly one full song to successfully rotate the shifts onto the stage, and barely a dog in the house though one CLEAR ladyboy (#239). There's also one of THE sexiest movers I've ever seen up there .... no number but short red hair, huge tat on the back, and the way she's looking at herself in the mirrors as she moves is giving me a hard-on. Puts the other shufflers to shame. Unfortunately she's already sitting with a Japanese bloke. :( So 2 drinks then out, tipping the waitress and promising to return.

Popped into Dollhouse for old times sake, a couple of cuties but I'd be looking very closely at their ID's. Did a walkthrough of Tilac using the new gogo MO, though I should add the staff were completely disinterested and didn't even try to coax me into a seat. Also not much quality on stage imo, this place has a great reputation but I've been underwhelmed every time I stick my head in the door. Onto Rawhide and Long Gun for the shows, had a few drinks with a girl in Long Gun but then had a massive WTF moment when it was her turn to dance and she went and plonked herself (now naked) on the far side of the stage where I couldn't see her at all. The server also took liberties by granting themself a drink when I purchased a 2nd lady drink, so fuck that, check bin and out.

Then onto Deja Vu. I must say the name of the place is ironic, I definitely didn't experience deja vu because I've never been robbed quite like that before!! Seriously, this place blows donkey, DO NOT go there. Some quality on stage, but the place is dead customer-wise, I now know why. Immediately get propositoned for a LD, hot young girl so why not. The second the drink hits the table she's off to dance, and my bill reads 630 baht for one Chang + one LD. The beers here are steeper than anywhere else I've seen, but they've clearly deliberately tried to fuck me by putting 2 LD's on the tab. I get 'em to correct it, bill is still 410, I don't even finish the beer while I make a point of counting out exactly 410 baht in the smallest denominations I have .... NO way I'm tipping those bastards or giving them the chance to short change me too.

So back to Baccara and as it's late it's now emptied out. All the hot girls are gone, and so are all the Japanese customers. Go figure. :confused: Just honestly didn't find what I was looking for anywhere else, so clearly should've finished up and BF'd from here. Oh well. Things are winding down so headed into the non-gogo bars for a bit, then off down Sukhumvit via the little street bars. Chatted to a few girls along there, one I quite liked but just refused to take on principle as she wanted 3K LT .... I'm not a cheap charlie but that's gogo prices and I think it's crazy. She challenges me to go find another girl as it's now really late, so I accept the challenge and meet another girl about 15 paces down the sidewalk. :D This place wants a 600 baht barfine ....... from a street bar!! ........ but after I finish laughing we agree to 2K for LT.

Now I THINK that was about 6am this morning. Cabbed it back to the hotel, shower together and it's quite playful, into bed for her to ride me for round 1. Wake up at 11am and repeat for round 2. Wake up again at about 2pm and take her from behind for round 3. Eventually kicked her out at about 4pm, again excellent value imo at 2K for a very GFE oriented LT session with 3 shots.

Anyways, that's it for the first 24 hours. Still feel like shit, my head hurts more than my balls, but have had a feed and re-hydrated so just about to head out for night #2. Destination: NEP. :D

Just as a sidenote, Soi Cowboy WILL be open tomorrow on King's Birthday. As will Annie's, EZ etc ..... anywhere not serving alcohol. I popped into a few bars on the way out last night and was told there was to be a "meeting" amongs NEP bar owners as to whether or not they will open. Should find out more tonight, but just thought I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that "meeting", where no doubt they'll be collecting tea monies if they want to open tomorrow.

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:00 AM
DAY TWO

New records for PP. Only 4 beers, only 3 go-go bars visited, took only 2 hours, and pussy secured well before midnight. Really focussed on drinking less and finding Ms Right Now before midnight, as I hate the "scramble" to try and find a suitable lady between the hours of about 12:30 and 2am closing time.

So, started off NEP (as always) at Angelwitch for the shows. Arrived just after 9pm and honestly have never seen the place so empty, or the stage so packed with that many "regular" (non-show) girls. Stayed for probably an hour, must say the last 30mins it really picked up, so the place was rammed when I left. I visit this bar every night in NEP but have never BF'd .... usually just going for the shows and finding the girls less approachable which I put down to the focus on shows and that the place usually being packed. So I like that I can chill and watch the shows without being hassled.

Last night was very different, there were definitely 4 or 5 VERY bar-fineable ladies, and all were keenly making eye-contact .... not just smiling along, but giving the "Hungry Eyes". :D One girl plonked herself down next to me, we chatted for a bit and I bought her AND the waitress a lady drink. They were good fun, many laughs had, but never intended to BF from the first bar. So just made sure they'll remember me for later in the trip, as I will be back there for sure, and headed off after 2 beers.

Decided to head up to level 3 for Billboard. On my last trip I did one BF from here and intended for it to be my final destination but never made it back there on the final night, so wanted to get in early and check out that jacuzzi. OH. MY. LORD. 3 absolutely stunning young spinners gyrating in the tub, wearing nothing but suds where their panties should be. :cool: They were stunning. Two had a very "Japanese" look about them, so were quite popular with the Japanese customers, and the other looked like she was straight off the farm. So cute and "fresh". Again, didn't want to BF quite so early, so at about 11 I check bin and out after just one beer.

No next destination in mind, from the top level I look out over NEP and see Mandarin. I remember there was a girl there on my last trip that had THE best body I've ever seen in a go-go, so head on over just for shits and giggles to see if she's still there. Yep, #4 upstairs at Mandarin, still there. Still looking fine, if anything looks even more toned, now verging on "ripped". But just as I'm looking over at her I note that she doesn't stand out from the crowd like she used to, the reason being that there is now a lot more talent alongside her on stage, and one girl in particular (#22) really knows how to move. So just when I think I'm going to be spoiled for choice as the stage is full of hotties, there's a full rotation and the next group comes on topless and is just as full of quality. So in my honest opinion, right now, MANDARIN IS WHERE IT'S AT!!

Had a good chat with Pon the mamasan, compliment her on her fine establishment, and she's somewhere between helpful and pushy in getting me to choose a girl. I really like the look of #6 on stage, but just then the dancers that have come off stage are doing the rounds in their sexy little nurses outfits. #36 parks herself in my lap, while #22 who I also had my eye on parks herself next to me. 2 x LD's are ordered, and these two are a LOT of fun. They're grabbing my hands, placing them inside their tops, and at one stage I have both of them tongueing both my ears at the same time. It's about now that I note Mon, #22, can do some amazing things with her tongue. She's writhing around moving SOOO sexily, and there's just something about her look .... quite tall for a TG, very thin, short dark hair and a tiny "squashed" looking face. She's quite pretty imo, but looks kind of "Indian", and I've always wanted to fuck an Indian girl.

They try and coax me into taking them both, but I'm just not up for that and have visions of a "standard" LOS threesome where the girls rotate shifts. So I explain that I'm very sorry, my hotel only allows one guest, and so I can only take one of them. Mon understands, but poor #36 doesn't, and just then mama comes over to enquire. So as I tell her I only want to take Mon tonight, #36 is off like a shot ...... bounces off my lap and is not happy, oh well. I ask Mon if she goes long time or short time, and then comes the perfect answer, "up to you". Good girl. ;) So, pay bar, she's off to change and then we're out well before midnight.

Back in the room she's playful, but insists on showering seperately. Once in bed the session starts with some passionate DFK, hands everywhere, but she stops me from going inside with fingers. No problem, I move down her body and DATY for quite some time. Mon loves it, really appreciates that I made that effort, and proceeds to reward me by returning the favour. BJ not exceptionally good, but she makes up for that by licking balls for ages, and even darting in below for some rimming on me too. On with the dom and into some slow mish for round 1, it's a joy to slide up and down this girls long lean body. After I finish and roll off, Mon grabs me to check that I'm still hard and that the rubber is still on, and she just climbs aboard and rides me in order to sort herself out again. Good girl. :D

We lay and cuddle for a bit, by now it's about 1am, and she says that she wants me to really fuck her. I promise her a thorough seeing to, but tell her I need a break first. Clean up and drift off to sleep with her in my arms ..... next thing I know it's 3am and I wake her up and deliver on the earlier promise. Again start in slow mish, but soon enough I have her legs up and am smashing away, and she's making all the right noises. I really want to take her from behind, so put her on the edge on the bed and off we go into doggie, amazing sight to see her body from this angle. As I pick up the pace and really drive into her, I feel her tightening up ..... pretty sure she came again and that in turn sends me over the edge. Cuddle up and drift off again.

Get woken at around 6am by her phone going off, she takes the call, and as she climbs back into bed on top of me says she has to go now. :( She starts to dress fairly quickly so I don't push for another round, to be honest I'm just not up to it and am happy for her to go so I can catch up on some sleep alone. Once she's fully dressed I slip 2.5K into her belt and thank her for her time, she doesn't count it in the room but I think it's a fair price for what ended up being a "medium time" session ..... imo she earned more than a standard 2K ST, but not quite 3K for a full LT session. That all happened fairly quickly, so in hindsight I'm glad that when I "hooker proof" the room each night I always leave 3K in the very front of the room safe, but do so by leaving 2x1,000 and 2x500 notes. Just means that adjusting the amount is done easily in accordance with the session, 'cos it would've been fucking awkward if I'd handed her a full 3K and then asked for 500 baht change. :D

So anyways, feeling great today. No hangover, well slept and well rested after only 2 rounds last night. Just about to head out to Nataree for the afternoon, yet to decide whereabouts for tonight ...... NEP is supposed to be open, just alcohol-free which sounds great to me!! I may do Soi Cowboy again depending on what time I get back via Asoke MRT, but from what I've seen on the first two nights NEP >>>>>>>>>>>>> Soi Cowboy. Really only thought Baccara was worth it on Cowboy, plus last night at NEP I didn't even hit any of the Rainbow bars which are also usually very well-stocked. So if it is Cowboy tonight, it'll have to be very special in order to get me back for a 3rd time on this trip, still tempted to head down to some of the ground level bars in Patpong too.

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:01 AM
DAY THREE

As mentioned, just got into Patts and keen to get amonst it, so will try and keep this one a little more concise.

Headed off to Nataree as planned yesterday afternoon, though definitely the smallest number of available ladies I've seen there. Had a good chat to the papasan, and he was very apologetic and mentioned that many ladies didn't come in due to Kings Birthday celebrations. Still plenty of Japanese customers about, and I was one of only 3 farang's in sight. Took a seat, chilled out and had a look at what was on offer .... maybe 5 ladies in the fishbowl (they're older @ 2000 baht) and maybe 10 sideliners ranging from between 2,300 - 5,000 (in accordance with pricing structure detailed by Jeremy24 in the massage thread). Only sat for 10-15 minutes, saw the incredible sight of the other 2 farang's heading up with ONE lady. Definitely not the "cool" kind of threesome if you ask me, but what was amazing was the turnover in that time ..... as a lady got picked, another one returned.

Eventually made my selection from the 2600 category, the lovely On from Chiang Rai, suitably attired in a gold / yellow dress in honour of the King. She has a stunning face imo, could def tell she'd from the north with the light skin tone, round face and big round eyes. But I was largely won by her attitude, she easily made her interest in being picked known, and was very affectionate from the get-go ..... holding hands, canoodling in the lift. Into the room and there's a short wait while supplies get delivered, but as soon as they are and the doors are closed On starts to get freaky. Clothes are flying off us both, On eyes the condoms I brought with on the table, immediately grabs one, drops to her knees and proceeds to CBJ ..... yeah, we all prefer BBBJ, but at this point the tubs still filling and I haven't been cleaned so no problem with that. I'm standing while she's on her knees looking up wickedly with those eyes, wow.

I decide I want to sit on the couch and relax while she continues, but On's having none of that. The second my arse hits the couch, she's bending over and lowering herself onto me in reverse cowgirl. I can sense she really wants to be fucked, and it's only a short throw from there to the bed, so I push her off me towards the bed and she's instantly down on all fours and I continue from behind. From there it's a bit of a blur, the room was hot and we were both drenched with sweat once I'd pounded it home and finished up .... just in time as the tub was now full. So in we go and get cleaned up, just loads of good soapy fun, On made sure I was very clean everywhere and also had a naughty vibe to her. Everytime she rubbed the old fella she had a wicked smile and that glint in the eye.

After we dry off it's back to the bed for round 2, something I really wanted from my return to Nataree, but ultimately couldn't get across the line. Started with BBBJ this time, again with On on her knees, then I'm on my back and she climbs aboard. I must say that me not getting across the line was naught to do with On's efforts, her squatting cowgirl was exceptional and she literally smashed away on me for 20+ minutes. Though just once she got too carried away and came down on me as I'd slipped out, ouch!! I flipped her over into my "failsafe" position, the caterpillar (or flat doggy), and again pounded away .... first time in my memory that's failed. Not one to give up AT ALL, On climbed on again for more squatting but this time reverse, and eventually she got some lube and tried to finish me with a HJ. Had to stop her right on the 90min mark as I just wasn't going to get there. I still tipped her 300 baht for her enormous efforts, plus refunded her the 20 baht she left as a tip for the maids, thought it was not right that she should be out of pocket but that's the kinda girl she is that she was willing to do that.

Heading back past Cowboy about 6pm and I decide to give it a miss. Too early for the go-go's, and I decide I only need a ST tonight given I've just failed to finish. Seems 10 loads in 48 hours is my limit!! So off to Gullivers for a feed, then back to NEP. Started @ Big Dog's, have a great chat with a girl there who gives a mean massage, but after a while I can tell she's pinning her hopes on me for a BF and I'm just not attracted to her, so check bin. Did buy her 2 x LD's and slipped her an extra 100 baht for the massage.

Next into Hollywood. Had a great time here last year, but it's now on the "Deja Vu" list after the dodgy ladyboy mamasan tried to short-change me. Mistakes happen, but FFS when I order a 95baht bottle of water (cost price 7baht) and pay with a 500 note, I'm expecting more than 350 back. After getting it corrected, the cashier brings the correct change and even has the audacity to ask for a 20baht tip ..... get fucked. From there, in no particular order I visited Rainbow's 1, 3 and 4, DC-10 and Lone Star. Also popped into Billboard again, but alas the "jacuzzi of my dreams" was empty. :( So straight back out. Must say Rainbow 4 continues to earn it's good reputation, some absolute honey's in there, but the one who's attention I tried to get preferred to be snaffled by a Japanese gent.

Not intending to head back to Mandarin after BF'ing from there the previous night, but I head past via the stairwell and Pon the mama's outside so stop to say hello. Decide I'll duck in downstairs, instead of going back upstairs where I was the previous night. Great call, there's a hungry girl there that ticks all my boxes, really pretty impossibly tiny little spinner named Da, Cambodian girl from Siem Reap. Odd that I spent the last year thinking about getting #4 from upstairs at Mandarin, then take 2 other girls from there in consecutive nights!! Anyways she's keen to go, answers correctly "up to you" when asking about time / payment, though she does tell me she needs to leave EARLY (about 4am) in order to do a visa run to the Cambo border. Suits me, only wanted ST tonight anyways.

Well I must say it was my first truly frustrating punt, but all down to my own failure. We started with some oral, mainly me on her which was so enjoyable I got really carried away with it. Got her to stand next to the bed, bend over with her hands on it, and I ate her out from behind while on my knees. Then slowly lifted her thighs onto my shoulders so she's now horizontal, then slowly stood up so we're into a standing 69. Something I've always wanted to do, and this girl was just built for it, maybe 40kgs dripping wet. Had her up there for quite some time, easy enough to do with her thighs on my shoulders bearing all the weight, but little Da just didn't come to the party and barely touched my cock which would have been literally staring her in her upside down face. Eventually put her on the bed and get her to reciprocate orally but she's so young and fresh, the technique is lacking, and in my spent state I probably need one of Lolita's top girls on me. So, eventually lose the mood, and poor Da just doesn't have the skills to get me going again ....... at all.

Very frustrating end to the first stint in BKK. Still kicking myself that I pulled one of the hottest BG's in my life, the perfect little spinner that I'd love to tuck in my suitcase on the way home, and despite having her all there in her naked glory right in front of me I didn't get to fuck her. :mad: I even sneakily set an alarm for 3am in order to try and get one away before her 4am departure, but again no dice, nothing left in the tank. :( She eventually leaves for her visa run, quite late so in a real hurry, and I slip her 2K on the way out. She was happy with that, and I also said I'd pop by and see her again when I return to BKK.

Will be a man on a mission when I get back there. Have a list in my head of girls I want to get through, one from Baccara, three (incl. fucking Da) from Mandarin, and a few options at Rainbow 4. So I'll be pulling 2 x ST's on a couple of nights at NEP, methinks.

Anyways, in Patts now. So much for a shorter update, but off now to see the famous Walking Street. Good news is the hotel has in-room porno's, and after just seeing 3 sexy Japanese girls getting boned I can confirm that everything's back in working order. Might still take it easy tonight though, here for 5 full nights and intend to do a few doubles in amongst those nights too ......

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:02 AM
DAY FOUR

I will try again to keep in short, as I have a "date" with an absolute firecracker from Sapphire in a shade over an hour. She's from Patts and is going to show me around for a few hours before commencing her shift at 9pm. :cool:

Arrived in Patts on errrr, what day is it??, Thursday afternoon. Pre-booked for 5 nights. Arranged the taxi from that little stall on Soi 4 in BKK, passed it every day on my way out, and 1200baht including tolls seemed a reasonable price to me. Also didn't want to fuck around trying randomly to hail a cab with all my bags for that long a trip. 2 hours later and I'm in the hotel in Patts, unwinding and typing stuff on here.

Eventually headed out on the <5 min stroll to Walking Street, and fuck me I thought I was in a ghost town, not the renowned mongering spot. OK, it was around 8pm, so maybe a little too early. It certainly did pick up a little bit later on. While wandering around and making mental notes of the locations of various places, I entertained myself by playing a new game I call "Monger Reclaimation" ..... as I'd read, there are hordes of LEGIT tourists here these days, fascinated by the seediness of parts and taking photo's of themselves with ladyboy's etc. Whenever one of them gives me "that" condescending look for being a solo male traveller in this part of the world, I look right back at them with the best "Why the fuck are YOU here, then???" look I can muster. Also thoroughly enjoyed making the odd westerner feel awkward by eyeing up their hot white girlfriend, or even better, their daughter in the case of families. OK, bring your kids to a beach resort, but why they'd stroll down Walking Street with them at night is beyond me. So I set about making THEM feel well out of place. :D

Anyways, that fun over, I start the night at Angelwitch in homage to it's NEP counterpart. What a shithole by comparison. It's now about 9pm, maybe 5 very average girls on stage, no shows. Only saving grace is it's exceptional stadium-like layout, and the incredibly cool "entrance" made by new ladies arriving on stage down a huge pole from the top floor "fireman-style".

Then a few doors up into Babydolls, based solely on its reputation for hands-on fun. Have to say I wasn't disappointed, though you clearly get hustled for LD's, and I very quickly racked up a tab approaching 1,000 baht. Had three ladies on my lap at one stage though, and one cute little spinner in #29 was happy to stick her tongue down my throat several times. I enquired about BF'ing her and was quoted 3K for LT ..... BKK prices are one thing, but when I asked how long she would stay all of a sudden her English got poorer and she didn't understand. Had previously had a laugh with mama and shouted her a drink too, so got her to interpret for me, and back came the answer that she'd stay until 3am. As it's already after 10pm, that's NOT LT to me, no doubt she was keen to return to the bar before the 4am close. Mama asks for my next preference, which was actually the hotter / thinner / prettier #58 currently on stage, but mama returned to me to say "she not answer me yes or no" ...... cue #58 hopping off stage and straight into the lap of a Japanese guy who'd just strolled in. Shit happens, mama apologises and I say no problem and promise to return. That I will, still had a good bit of fun in there.

Now, I should mention I have a list of ~20 gogo's I want to visit in Walking Street, plus about another 10 dotted around in Soi LK Metro and elsewhere. So I was anticipating hitting a minimum of 5 places per night. Well, next stop into Sapphire was to be my last for the first night in Patts. I'm not in there for long and am enjoying watching the ladies on stage, they do have some serious quality in there, when a lass plonks herself down next to me. Didn't see her approaching, so she kinda blind-sided me and was just there before I'd even gotten a look at her. Start talking and she's VERY pretty. Doll-like. I mean, she seriously looks like something created in whacky Japanese cartoon porn, longish narrow face but with impossibly big round BLUE eyes. Stunning. What's even better is her English is great, she's sweet and funny, and really likes that I'm quite respectful just casually placing my around her shoulder .... it's not the same kinda "hands-on" place like Babydolls is, but some guys still turn into an octopus at the sight of a LD on their tab.

So, Kwang, she's 21 and from Pattaya. She's very honest in telling me that she's only working in the bar for 2 weeks, and that in that time she needs to ship 40 drinks in order to earn 9K baht for a few necessities at home. I don't quite know how the maths work, as 40 x ~150 baht only comes to 6K, must be a "salary" component too given that she wouldn't get near 100% of the LD value. Anyways, she's only been BF'd once before, and that was to go out dancing with a customer and 3 other Sapphire ladies, no sex. So I'm not sold on her giving me a great time, but when she gets up to cross the room and go grab her cigarettes, I see her from behind and just HAVE to have her. She's so impossibly tiny .... if Da from Mandarin in BKK was ~40kgs, there's no way this girl is a gram over 35kg when dripping wet. I sound her out and she's keen to go ST @ 2K, but that's 2 hours max from midnight to 2am as she wants to be back in the bar for 2 more hours to continue scamming drinks. It works for me, as after my excesses in BKK I'm thinking a ST is the way to ease into Patts. I must say I baulked at the 1K BF being levied by the mama at Sapphire, but as Kwang was walking away from me to get her things when the bill was presented and so I simultaneously got another look at that IMPOSSIBLE figure, I was ripping baht out of my wallet like a mad man.

Short stroll back to the room and poor little Kwang is a little wierded out by the experience. As I'm allegedly her first farang, I reassure her that I'm a gentleman and that as such I only have two rules for my ladies:

1) If I do something you don't like, tell me and I will stop
2) If I do something you do like, tell me and I will do more

She now relaxes into it, though is apologetic that she's not very good at sex, and that she will not "smoke" or go on top. Usually that's a real bummer for me, but the sight of this little creature laid out before me is all I need tonight. I'm so infatuated with her that even though we don't shower (she wants to do that afterwards only) I still start by going downtown and eating her sweet delicate tight little pussy. Heavenly. She gets into it after a while, gets close but not quite over the edge. Then I dom up and ease into her in mish, went very slowly and we shared some sweet little FK ..... absolutely ultimate GFE. I roll her onto one side and pick up the tempo ever so slightly, then it's not long before I'm done, a fantastic finish with that sight to behold. It probably took me considerably longer to type this out than the actual round 1 act, which was around 15mins. So we've still got a solid 90mins left before time's up. We just talk and laugh about all kinds of stuff while I have a breather, she's SUCH a sweet girl.

With around 45mins left I start round 2 again by going downtown. I give her a light fingering until she says it hurts a little, so I stop and kiss the rest of her perfect little body. When I move up to her mouth this time though, she stops me, not wanting to kiss with her pussy on my breath ..... didn't stop her last time, maybe she was a little more carried away then. Anyhoo, we're canoodling along but I'm doing all the work as she's so inexperienced, and she's not keen to use hands or mouth on me. So no chance of me getting worked up enough for round 2 ......... DAMN YOU, BKK. :D I'm happy to let her go a little early once I realise it's not going to happen, and as I do I slip her my number and say she's free to drop by and see me on her way to work. She's really not that kind of girl, but I just tell her it might be a good way for her to get some extra money without interfering in her work / drink-scamming hours. I'm still hoping to pull this off as not only will it save me the ridiculous 1K BF, but I simply HAVE to have this girl again, preferably in doggie. :D

Day five was a fucking big one, albeit not one that I'm proud of. So no time to write it up now ..... have just been in touch with little Kwang and she'll be swinging by the hotel any time now. We're heading out for a bit, so not sure if now will be the time for that next ST, but it means I have to run and my day five exploits will have to be written up later ...........

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:03 AM
DAY FIVE It NEVER happened .......

As alluded to, this was an eventful day, albeit not my finest hour of mongering. Those who've been following from the start will know I approached the point of "over-heating" on the final day / night in Bangkok, then started off with a ST in Patts where a potential second shot also didn't eventuate. Although mainly due to excess consumption of pussy, I've now put part of this down to a shift in rubbers ..... I have a big pack of my normal variety, but mixed it up by bringing a supposedly better and thinner type also, but they're very tight and restrict sensation at certain times and every failure has occured while using those ones. So, slightly refreshed and having switched back to the usual type, I'm off onto day five's adventures in earnest.

Wandered from hotel near Walking Street all the way to Soi LK Metro to suss out the daytime options there. Ventured by Devil's Den & Lolita's more out of curiosity, nothing took my fancy but I wasn't a) up for a full-on DD experience or b) going to use up a shot on a BJ bar fugly just yet. Into Champagne go-go as it's one of the few open in the daylight hours, quite a decent looking group of girls on stage and looks like a few are up for some fun when they sit with you. Coupla drinks and out, then back towards Walking Street I go past Tahitian Queen which is also open early and duck in for a look. It's dark (with good reason I'd find out later), but the place is rammed, loads of girls and shenanigans aplenty happening around the place. Ended up spending an inordinate amount of time here, racked up a truckloads of drinks, but always had a couple of ladies in my lap with hands everywhere.

One of those ladies was ****, number ***. Details deliberately witheld to protect MY reputation. She's a slightly older lady, has had 2 kids apparently, but still has a relatively tight body and knows how to move it. I don't know if it was partly the beer goggles, partly her grinding on me, partly me feeling like I got a second wind, but end up paying bar and taking her back to my room for an afternoon delight. 1.5K agreed, again with my 2-shot stipulation. Now, it's when we get outside into broad daylight that the stark reality of what I've just done hits me. She's a little older again than what I suspected in the dark confines of that bar, and for a second I consider paying her off in order to NOT do the deed ..... don't get me wrong, she's not a horror show, maybe 40 but easily the least attractive girl I've ever fucked and I can't beleive I'm paying for the privelege. Anyways, decide that's not what the honourable monger would do, so proceed with the longest brightest "walk of shame" I've ever done back to the hotel. I'm walking in front of her, leading her by holding her hand, but the pace is frantic and I'm looking mean ..... an embarrassed man with a mission.

Anyways, back to the hotel, curtains drawn and lights out. :p She smokes reasonably well, good since that was missing from last nights session, then she hops on top and rides hard. 2 days later I'm still feeling where she was grinding her pubic bone down onto me. When that was uncomfortable I flipped her over, much better view from behind, and I go hell for leather to smash it home while pinning her face down onto the pillow. :D A far cry from the previous night when I was a perfect gentlemen with a delicate little sweety. Rest up and actually nod off for a bit, eventually rousing again maybe 2 hours after first entering the room. Into round 2, details are a little hazy but I remember finishing up on top of her, smashing away. Had her legs pinned back, more in front of her face to block the view than behind her ears. All in all a good few hours of roughish sex, 2 very satisfying finishes, but I'm still a little ashamed I went there. The second she's out the door I'm washing myself thoroughly, and back out into the Walking Street evening around 9pm.

Ducked back into Sapphire to see little Kwang from the previous night. She's with a customer when I arrive, but ditches the poor bastard like a hot potato to come and sit with me. I think we've all been there, being shafted by a girl for another punter, but fuck it felt good dragging this little sweetie away from that dude. :D Poor lad suffered more loss of face than any lady I've seen, and gave me a glare on his way to the bathroom. Anyways, buy Kwang a couple more drinks to edge her quota towards 40, and ask why she didn't call me this afternoon ..... she apologises profusely, says she only woke up at 8pm prior to her 9pm start, but says there's a market in South Pattaya that she wants to take me to. So, she gives me her number and I offer to call her and bear the costs IDD, check bin and promise to call her tomorrow.

From there a short hop down to the Beach Club. Really like this place, another good "hands-on fun" kinda place, big selection and some real cuties. Get seated next to a Japanese lad who's fingering one girl while sucking the tits of another, manage to peel my eyes away for just long enough to attract the attention of a lady on the far side of the room. She's over like a flash, a cute fuller figured (not fat) girl named Nang. Spent quite some time with her, shared many DFK's and I do really like her. But I hesitate when she suggests me paying bar to take her as it's not that long since I finished smashing **** and it's also my first new bar of the evening. I've got a list of 20-odd go-go's to work my way through, and I know I'll be well behind schedule if the night ends here. Nang bails very promptly, before I have a chance to even confirm yay or nay as I'm still weighing up the pro's and con's, and she's in the lap of another guy before long. :( Mistake # 2 of day five for me, really wish I took her in hindsight, and may pop back in there before this trip's over.

Pause for a bite, then into another few bars, details of which are hazy. I recall Baccara being reasonably empty, top floor closed, though it was late when I popped in there. Peppermint was quite reasonable, good few ladies on show, but at this stage I'm yet to see anything approaching the abundant quality of Sapphire. Finished up at Airport, doesn't live up to it's reputation for mine, but again it's quite late so fair to say many of the better ladies are already on "night shift" elsewhere. There's one who plonks down next to me, gives me the hard sell, then dances purely for me when back up on stage. Fuck it, now approaching 3:30, agree to ST and out.

Honestly don't remember this ladies name or number, but rest assured I wouldn't disclose it if I did. Again, not my finest hour, maybe even my worst. Her mood changes as soon as we leave the bar, starts becoming annoyingly demanding, insists we stop into a disco for more drinks and dancing. She dances for me again, but her sheer exhibitionism together with my beer goggles set off an alarm bell ..... fuck, I hope this isn't a ladyboy!! I make a point a reaching down between her legs "Mick Dundee" style and am quite relieved not to discover a package. Eventually off to the hotel, and again this one's complaining and wanting me to feed her, but fuck that it's a ST session so I decline. En route, she's also asking me if I'm gay, telling me I'm staying at a hotel in the gay area of Pattaya. Well, it is close to Boys Town, but that alarm bell is going off again.

Back to the hotel and we shower together. I am stoked to not experience a Crying Game moment when her pants come off and she doesn't have a cock. Onto the bed and I get her to start by smoking, but more general annoyance from this girl pushes my buttons once too many times. So I get her to sit up against the headboard, I stand straddled over her, and placing one hand on the headboard and one hand on the back of her head I proceed to facefuck like there's no tomorrow. The best way to shut this one up. She insists I can't come on her face or in her mouth, so I promise to pull out and come on her tits, and ram it back in before she has time to either agree or object. Deed done, a smallish load on her tits as I'm running close to empty again, then she's into the shower to clean up. I take the opportunity to sort funds and get her out of the room ASAP, she see's me counting out from the bathroom and proceeds to ask for taxi money too. I decline. I've got exact money for the ST out, and am only left with 1,000 baht notes thereafter ..... this one has the audacity to ask for an extra 1,000 for taxi!! I laugh and reply "Where the fuck do you live, Bangkok??". Toss her the agreed amount, she dresses quickly and in a huff and marches out without uttering another word.

Now, with the various alarm bells and shit attitude of this one, I have to concede in hindsight it's a 50/50 chance she was a post-op. I'm going to adopt my own punting mantra here, which is "When in doubt, don't find out". So, blinkers are on, head's in the sand, and frankly I just don't wanna talk about it anymore, OK????

**** PP goes to take another long shower ****

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15-11-2013, 01:04 AM
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Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:04 AM
Just a few random thoughts now that I've re-read my last post, and as I've now hit the half-way point of this trip.

My final word on prices: I replied mainly to tophudge's post without paying any attention to the poster. Tophudge, iirc you're a Patts resident, so you're bound to have infinitely more knowledge on the scene here than me. As such I can only sympathise with you that the "2 week millionaire's" much worse than myself only drive up prices. I may have paid more than average on occasion, but I have pre-set limits of 2K ST and 3K LT for a go-go bar stunner. I will not go higher than that and have in the past been quoted 4K LT in BKK, laughed it off and had that same girl agree to 2.5K a minute later, though I concede Patts SHOULD be cheaper than BKK.

But I think as the world's oldest profession, P4P was probably the birth of "supply and demand", girls will charge what they think they can get away with. This places annual travellers like me at a disadvantage, because one of the first questions in any bar interview is "Where you from?? How long you stay??". I'd love to embellish a little but would soon be found out for my shithouse Thai language skills, so go-go girls know I'm not a long-term prospect for them when I say I'm here for a week, so they'll quote a premium which for the most part I'm prepared to pay. I think you'd have an advantage in this regard, because with good Thai language and actually being a resident, who knows, you could get the same girl for half-price if she thinks you'll be a regular and she can spend days with you outside bar hours ..... I dunno. Just a thought, as I've seen loads of experienced punters about, many of them looking like expats with honey's in tow while I'm wandering about solo. The girls might not be 10/10 stunners, but I'm sure as a resident you'd be spoilt for choice in nice ladies, solid 7-8's with personality and skills, who'd be keen to be regulars at relatively economical rates.

RE: my day five report, I can only laugh at what the hotel staff here think when in a 24 hour period I've brought in a girl young enough to be my daughter, a girl old enough to be my mother (or at least, much older sister), and a girl questionable enough to be my brother. :-) Guess they've seen it all ....

Will also add that I went a little "off the rails" after not getting that call from Kwang. I piked on a planned trip to Soi 6 holding out to hear from her incase she wanted to swing by before her shift, didn't get the call so started hitting something else. I've made a definite shift in mentality from quantity to quality now though. :D

I've also held back some details, like all girls names & bar numbers, and which one simply demanded BBFS and was rather upset when I declined and dommed up. All will be revealed in time, but I'm keeping one or two options open to break my "no repeat" rule and don't needed the added competition from any in-town readers. :p

Alright, onto day six, and a big upturn in fortunes .....

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:05 AM
RULE THREE .......errr, I mean, DAY SIX ;)

I got a day behind in updates since arriving in Patts, so after a quick break for a feed, welcome to the bonus double episode edition of PP's Trip Report.

It's at this point I'm really thankful I have a habit of making notes while out and about. I track my spending by noting each tab in a quick note on my phone, and a quick word on my thoughts of each bar including those where I don't even stay and order. So reviewing that helps fill in any blanks and makes writing this a breeze.

So, crazy day five over, I know I need to step up my game in order to avoid a repeat of Pom from Airport. I really don't remember her name, but will always call her Pom as it sounds Thai and is a handy anagram for Post-Op, Maybe? While out to lunch at the Beer Garden I shoot Kwang from Sapphire a message to see if she's still keen to hit the market in South Pattaya. The first night I met / BF'd her (night 4), I slipped her my number, she didn't call but I popped in to see her on night 5 and she was apologetic and gave me her number. I return to the loom to type up Day Four's report, and as I'm doing so she messages back and say's she's super keen and will come by at 6pm.

She arrives about 6:30, as expected in the TG timezone, and we share a motorbike taxi to no idea where, but it's a huge night market in South Pattaya. We wander around and she's affectionately holding my hand and just generally being really sweet. She's perusing those cosmetic contact lense things (non-prescription), and so now I know how she cheats to get that crazy look of hers with beautiful blue eyes on a Thai girl. I offer to pay the 300baht as a thank you for her coming to see me and she's very happy / thankful. Wander around some more, eventually settle down to a nice feed, before getting another motorbike back to Walking Street. We're there just after 8, and wander about hand in hand seeing the sights until she needs to head to her bar to get dressed / made-up before 9pm. Had a nice few hours hanging out with her, cost me maybe 700baht total for her contacts, taxi's and dinner. I promise to drop by soon enough, but make my way off to see some other bars on my list.

First up I follow easymonger's advice, but both Spanky's and Heaven Above are yet to open. So, while in the 'hood, I pop into both Super Baby and Super Girl. They're both chock-a-block with quality girls, would happily pay bar for just about any girl on view, however they have an obvious preference for Japanese gents. I knew in advance that they're Jap oriented bars, but it was clear that as I was next to one other farang in the ringside seating, the girls looked very bored. As they rotated around the stage down the other end which was packed with Jap punters, the girls suddenly became more vibrant and engaging. I'm sure there's still plenty who will go with you, but you'd need to be the aggressor like the Japanese guys are hand-picking their ladies, whereas I prefer to make eyes and get a vibe from a girl before motioning her down.

Anyways, about 9:30 I figure it's time to go see Kwang. I enter Sapphire and she's nowhere to be seen, so I slink into my normal seat in the corner. Soon enough she appears from out back, sits and is looking blankly around the room for a minute before she notices me on the very far side of the room. The way her face lit up was priceless, and she's bounding across the room while I jokingly pretend to hide from her view behind other customers. Couple more drinks towards her quota and we discuss the possibility of another ST, but I've got more places to see tonight so check bin. I tell her I'm tired, no "power" just like the other night, and that it would be better if I come and ST her tomorrow night. She's happy to stay and continue her drink-scamming, so I'm out promising to return to pay bar tomorrow.

Next into Baccara. Popped in on a previous night and didn't even stay, but tonight it's pumping, literally standing room only. I eventually snag a seat upstairs, just in time for the show. It's no frills stuff, but QUALITY. Just hot girls moving very sexily wearing nothing but towels, eventually disrobing to rub ice all over themselves and then each other in faux-lez fashion. HOT, HOT, HOT. I'm getting the same vibe as the 2 Super's though, very Jap oriented, so out after 2 drinks though will possibly return to explore BF options more seriously.

Back into Spanky's & Heaven Above, just for you easymonger. ;) Both fun places, but not quite my scene. I like hands-on places, but both of these bars were rammed with lowest common denominator types ..... pissed idiots refusing to pay their tabs, pissed idiots punching each other, and pissed idiots doing all sorts of overly suggestive gestures to the ladies. Maybe I need to start drinking more again?? :p

Into Fahrenheit, nice place, nice ladies. However on the way in I get accosted by one of the greeting girls who follows me all the way into my seat and sits down. She's a really sweet girl, just not attractive at all and she knows it too. Poor thing shouldn't be working in a bar stocked with hotties. Anyways, we chat for a bit, I buy her a PD (pity drink, not lady drink) and it's her first of the night. :( She wants me to BF her, but I apologise and say no. She asks if I have a girlfriend back home, to which I reply "In Australia, no". She asks if I have a girlfriend here, to which I reply with a smile "In Thailand, no". Then she asks "Where you girlfriend" ..... I wing it a little and say I have a girl in Japan, that I'm a good guy and that's why I don't BF. At the same time, I know it's gonna be fucking awkward marching past there later in the evening if I have a honey on my arm ......

Out of there and into Alcatraz. Like the layout / theme of the place, just not enough hot girls, though it is past prime time now which I wisely spent back in the packed Baccara. One drink and out, then a few doors up into Mandarin, in honour of it's BKK cousin which I now love. It's OK for a small place, a few nice girls and they all have that hungry look which I like. Though the best mover reminds me of P.O.M., and another cutie is visibly very tired and doesn't look like she'll be much fun back in the loom.

So out of there and then back past Sapphire. Easy enough for me to do as they don't have ladies out the front, only guys welcoming you in, which is great as I know I can march past there and Kwang's none the wiser thinking I'm home in bed resting up for her tomorrow night. :p I think the fact there are guys out front also puts off the Japanese customers from entering, so please, keep this place on the down-low!! It is stocked full of hotties, still the best quality in town for mine.

Anyways, I have a snap decision to make. Beach Club for Nang the service girl I kissed the other night, or Babydolls to see what happens. I choose the latter. :D I'm in there for a few seconds before #58 who I spent some time drinking / fondling the other night see's me. She's on stage and giving me that "Where do I know you from?" look ..... I point to the corner where we sat the other night, and she nods that she remembers now. Then I see mamasan, and she instantly points and says "Ohhh, Aussie, you come back". I motion her over, sit her down, and buy mama another drink.

Remember Rule # 3 from my OP in the BKK thread, be good to your waitress / mamasan, it brings good karma. I shit you not, it paid off very handsomely.

Shortly after, Phil the farang manager comes in to do the rounds, I say hello and tell him his mama is the best in the business and that she deserves a pay rise. :D He shouts me a drink, and mama's got my back. She remember's the #58 incident from the other night, and I said again it's OK and that maybe she prefers Japanese men. Mama assures me she likes farang, and the second she's off stage she's in my lap, also apologising. I say no problem, buy her a drink and she's gyrating away on me, although at times a little methodically.

After a while, I think we're approaching 1am, I enquire about if she wants me to pay bar. There's a little to-ing and fro-ing, she pulls her phone out and excuses herself to the ladies ...... riiiiiiiight, I think she's waiting for a regular to come see her and is going to fob me off again. When she returns, she says OK, and mama's there beside us like a flash to help seal the deal. I ask how long she'll stay if she comes LT, mama's immediately on it to interpret as she remember's me posing this question to the little spinner #29 the other night. She wants 3K until 8am, 7 hours of fun ...... I'm quickly adding sums in my head as I'm running low on baht. Fuck, I think my drinks bill, plus 600BF, plus 3K LT is going to see me about 200 baht short. But just then, mama says something that BF is now only 300 baht. :D Win, check bin and out.

Unfortunately have to scuttle past Fahrenheit en route. I ensure we walk down the far side of Walking Street, and as we approach I turn away from it towards my girl to offer to help carry her bags. She looks curiously beyond me, then again rather quizzically right back towards Fahrenheit. I can only think poor service girl has spotted us and is pointing in our direction or something, but I don't look over to see what the deal is. Back to the room and it's soon on like Donkey Kong. Little Gelf, her name is, from Udon. Pale-ish skin, lean and skinny, big eyes and full lips which are going to come in handy. I had real doubts about this one back in the bar, but in the room she was nothing but the stellar mix of GFE and PSE.

We shower together at her insistance. Excellent, very playful. Then onto the bed and a passionate make-out session with hands roaming. I motion her downtown and she starts a solid BBBJ, let her go for ages before dragging her on top of me into 69 and returning the favour. She's got a lovely pussy, nice lips there too, and she's soon a little damp if not dripping. I slip in a finger and she's quite tight, and gripping onto my finger with little spasm's already. Knew I wasn't going to blow quickly, so we stayed like this for an eternity. Eventually dom up, put her on her back and start in mish with long slow strokes and lots more DFK, occasionally sliding down to suck her pert little titties or sitting up to rub a thumb on her clit. I ask what she likes, slow or fast, and she says "up to you" .... a far cry from the difficult girl she appeared in the bar, she's a real little fuck doll at my command. I try to get accross that I want her to be happy too, but she's very submissive so I maintain the lead.

We just fucked for ages, every variation and angle on mish I could think of. Legs up, together, apart, sideways, you name it. But always just controlling the pace so as not to let go. Eventually I want a rest so lay down and she climbs on, immediately into squatting cowgirl and smashing away. I prefer a more grinding style, so lower her down and she's just moving soooo sexily on me. She starts to pick up the pace again and I ask her to spin round, so into reverse cowgirl. Absolutely amazing sight as she leans forward and I see her fullish pussy lips wrapped around me moving all the way up to the tip, then all the way down past the rubber to my base, all the while gripping so tight I think there's a chance she's going to pull the rubber off with those lips. Finally grab her arse cheeks, pull them apart and start smashing them down until I come, abso-fucking-lutely amazing stuff.

Clean up, rest up, but before too long she's starting a HJ and I'm interested. Ask her to smoke again and just let her go to town, soooo good. She's at it for ages and just when I think I might be looking at another "blank", she goes ALL the way down and I remember last night. So, get little Gelf to adopt the sitting position against the headboard, straddle over her, and thrust into her mouth. Started slowly at first, but inside a minute I hear that gulp as she opens her throat, takes it all in and has her lips wrapped around my base. Fucking amazing. I can't help but think how awesome it is that the girl that "blew me off" in the bar 2 nights ago is now not only blowing me, but actually gagging on me too. :D

Have no idea how long this went on for, as she requested I remove my watch during round 1, but must have been 30 or 40 minutes. I've not had too many girls DT before, especially in Asia where I think May @ EZ is the only other, but this girl is just the best. It's wet, it's sloppy, and I just keep holding her head in for as long as she can handle it. She's very compliant, but when I think she needs a rest I dom up and get her to flip over. Start with regular doggie but very soon I push her down flat into "old faithful" the caterpillar, and smash it all the way home, all the while she's groaning in approval. Just an amazing session.

Clean up, she cuddles up like a real girlfriend, and we drift off. Now, I set a shifty alarm for 7:30 in order to go once more in the morning, but the second it went off I hit the permanent snooze and thought better of it. Not too long after little Gelf is rustling, make her apologies and is out the door about 8:30. I knew she had to go around 8, no problem, and no regrets about no morning session. Just don't think I could've managed it given she was with me for 7 hours and we fucked solidly for 3 or 4 of them, plus I'm now saving myself for Kwang tonight. So again delay planned trip to Soi 6, can always check it out tomorrow, whereas I beleive tonight is supposed to be Kwang's last night as a bar girl. I've jokingly asked her not get up to more than 39 total drinks last night, so I can waltz in at 9pm tonight, buy her #40 and then pay bar ...... that's in under an hour, so off to get myself ready!!

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:06 AM
DAY SEVEN - Bada Bing, Bada Boom-Boom

Picking up after the previous day's mammoth efforts, both in the room with Gelf, and then typing up an extra days worth of material here. Ducked off shortly after 9pm to head back down Walking Street, only then did I notice a text from Kwang asking if I was coming to see her again. In the door at Sapphire shortly after and as I walk in she's literally the first thing I see as the curtain is drawn open ..... she's on stage, in the very corner spot RIGHT in front of the door. Her smile beams, I wave hello, and head to my usual seat in the other corner.

This is honestly the first time I've really seen her dance. The first time I saw her was as she plonked down next to me, and although I've popped in to Sapphire every night I've been in Patts, as I've been buying her LD's she's only been required to hit the stage for 2 songs before returning to my side. And those 2 songs are always in the "starting spot" on stage for the girls, which is largely obscured from the view of my seat. So tonight, I hold off getting her that first drink, and just watch her move her perfect little body soooo sexily. Once she's rotated on stage closer to me, I cough up for the first drink knowing she still needs to do 2 more songs, which'll be just in time to come off stage anyways so she can plonk down next to me. We sat and chatted for an age, I did get the dubious honour of buying her LD #'s 39, 40 and 41, and we had a little celebration for her hitting her 40 drink quota. I joked I should get something for having purchased at least 10 of those!!

Throughout the chat she's able to shed some more light on the workings of Sapphire. The girls there have wristbands with their numbers on them and there's a difference between girls with green bands (coyote / drinks girls) and blue bands (salaried dancers who will BF but don't have a drinks quota). So just bear that in mind that green girls are more inclined to hustle for drinks, though I know at least three who have gone with customers in little Kwang herself, her "sister" that recruited her for this short stint, and one other absolute stunner. That final stunner is a real rarity in LOS go-go's, apparently she's muslim and some mix of Indian / Iranian or something, definitely does not look like a normal Thai girl so she stands out amongst the others quite clearly ..... saw some lucky young farang pull her the first night I BF'd Kwang.

Anyhoo, throughout our discussions each night, at some stage I'd told Kwang a little white lie about going back to BKK a day early. Tonight is supposed to be her last night as a bar girl, I want to be the last one to take her out, then she thinks I'm leaving for BKK in the morning. This wasn't really deliberate on my part, when in BKK I told the girls I'm there for work (I usually am), and that I was heading off to "Phuket" for the weekend instead of Patts. Then in Patts I tell the girls I'm only here for work in BKK (I usually am), and just headed to Patts for a relaxing weekend. No reason other than I think it puts them a little more at ease than if they think I'm a hardcore monger here purely to fuck them senseless. So however or whenever this misunderstanding came up, I played along thinking that if Sunday is Kwang's last night at Sapphire, I've then got the option to come back on Monday night and work through some of the rest of it's roster hassle-free. This plan gets stuffed up though when Kwang tells me she's going to do one more night as the next night (Monday) is a big party night, being Constitution Day in LOS. :(

This means I probably can't get my hands on the hot Iranian looker for some variety, and also means that Kwang has an early start tomorrow as the girls have to help plan and set up for the night at 5pm instead of usual 9pm, putting paid to my hopes of an extended LT session with her tonight. :mad: I now concede there's a "chance" I will stay another night too, because Constitution Day means I don't have to work until Tuesday and can always go back to BKK early on the Tuesday, and maybe I'll pop in one more time for their big party night. We continue discussions about tonight, agree to ST only, and I pay bar ..... once that's done she doesn't have to dance at all, but we sit for a little longer before she ducks off to get changed.

Back in the room and it's another great little GFE session with this sweety, start by canoodling on the bed watching some TV, then I slowly undress her and literally pick her up and throw her back on the bed in playful fashion. Loads of DFK, I kiss every nook and cranny on her tiny little body, and then downtown for some prolonged DATY. She's just a delight to taste, and once again although very shy in the loom, she ever so slowly warms up and finally relaxes enough to really enjoy it. On with the dom and into long slow mish. I don't try to kiss her mouth after having just been downtown, but instead plant kisses everywhere else I can reach. I know that tonight is a one shot deal with her (and yes, a steep one at 3K total including tip and the ridiculous "coyote" BF) so I intend to take my time and really enjoy the visual aspect of it. When I start to get close, I stop and ask her to flip over, as one of the main reasons for this repeat BF is to hit her in doggie. She kneels down so her achilles is actually touching her arse cheeks, then leans forward just enough for me to be able to slide in. It feel amazing, but looks even better. :) I pull her torso upright so I can get my hands all over her tits, and then reach down between her legs and rub her clit. She tightens up and now it feels better than it looks. :D So knowing I don't have long to go I put her down into caterpillar, legs tightly together, then pulling her arse cheeks apart in order to slide down and into her pussy. She's just so tiny, so smooth, beautiful tattoo on the small of her back ...... I pick up the pace just a fraction until really pushing into hard as I come. Cross Kwang in doggie off my bucket list.

We cuddle up quite for a bit before she ducks into the shower, then she insists on getting my email address to remain friends and offers to meet me in BKK the next time I'm there. I tell her I'll message her IF I'm still in Patts tomorrow, then like a true gentleman I walk her all the downstairs again. At this point she refuses the motorbike taxi out front of my hotel as being too expensive, and says she will walk back to Beach Road (in the direction of Walking Street, mind) to get one. I'm really in two minds as to whether or not she went back to the bar, or called it a night as she told me she was going to. We DID get a motorbike taxi from there to the market in South Pattaya, and it WAS expensive. Plus, at no point was she really in a hurry with ST proceedings, neither to leave the bar to start with or once back in my room. I don't care either way, but by jesus I'm curious to know!!

Anyways, now about 1am, Sunday night in Pattaya and only one shot down. Hmmmm. Duck back out of the hotel after a quick refresh and into Kittens en route to Beach Road. Errr, NO way I'm staying there, packed with hungry looking ladyboy's. Review my list of bars still to visit, and decide to head off in search of a couple. First stop Happy, it's OK, couple of nice girls and they're all REALLY keen for some ping pong balls when a punter announces he's got a bucket to throw at them. Best reaction to that I've seen all week. One beer and out, heading down Walking Street when for the first time I notice the little hole in the wall that is Bada Bing just up a side Soi. It was on my list after reading a positive report on P-A .... from the outside you'd probably not consider entering this dingy looking little place with little signage, but christ almighty is it packed with talent.

Possibly the only thing I've seen on par with Sapphire, but in a much smaller, if infinitely louder bar. The stage is small, but good sight lines tell me that of the 6 ladies up there I would smash 10 shades of shit out of all of them. Not only that, but 5 of those would honestly be in the top 20 lookers I've seen in Patts to date. Lads, that's a phenominal hit rate if you like the same type of girl as me. There's one girl with no number who's as sexy as anything, but she's a little shy compared to every other girl letting their interest be known. I also note #5 as one of the hottest movers I've seen all week, and there's another who's the perfect happy medium between her and the shyer girl. There's a rotation of ladies on stage, and the second shift is only the smallest of notches down. If only I'd discovered this place on crazy day five ...... :rolleyes:

The ladies that have come off, all 6 of them gorgeous, sit side of stage just in front of me. There's smile's and winks galore, but it's Ms Happy Medium that I beckon over. Rung is her name, from somewhere I don't recall near Isaan without actually being Isaan. She's cute as a button, squarish face that means she has a glowing wide smile, and again big blueish tinted eyes just like Kwang. One LD down and she's quite friendly too, if not as dirty as some of the other girls in other punter's laps. I should also add the music in this place is just fucking blaring ..... makes it very hard to talk with your lady, but imo it adds to their efforts on stage as every girl on stage is REALLY moving. She mentions wanting to go, and I agree as soon as I hear the magic words "up to you". Mamasan initially hits me up for an 800baht BF, before returning to say there's a mistake and it's actually 1K. Again coyote pricing just like Sapphire, but I must say both places have the goods, and I'll forgive the mama at Bada Bing as it turns out it is Rung's first night there so her "grading" may not have been widely known.

Back to the room, we talk for a while and she's just SOOOO pretty and soooo sweet. She tells me a bit more that we struggled to get across in the bar, apparently she just started at Bada Bing after being shafted by the mama at another bar. I won't mention the other bar to save her any grief on Walking Street proper, but safe to say I'd been in there and some of the things poor Rung told me helps explain my experience in that very place with the more unattractive ladies who are "in" with mama making life very hard for the newer, younger lookers like her. I guess bitchiness happens in that line of work, but you'd like to think mama would try to keep hot girls and entice more custom .... safe to say if I set foot in that place again it will only be to lead-on some fat peice of work and then leave again without purchase of a PD. ;)

At this stage we have an open arrangement about the night's proceedings, but Rung wants to take care of me and then sort it out. Hmmm. Delightful session ensues, grade A GFE stuff with DFK's galore, I also eat her out for quite some time which brings me to this girls one detraction. I've never seen a girl so tiny with legs so skinny that lead all the way to a "Grand Canyon". One finger doesn't touch any side, two fingers hardly achieving more. So either she's had a baby or been pulled by some really perverted bastards sticking all sorts of stuff up there. Get her to smoke for a while while I continue with fingers in, them dom up and into mish. I'm not huge, but at least I finally touch the sides with something!! Drive away for a bit, then ..... you know the drill by now, right?? ..... flip into doggie, then down into caterpillar.

Another solid session, but just after at about 4am (I know bar is closed) there's a call and she needs to go. She's really super apologetic, grabs my number and offers to return later after I've slept. Apparently she needs to sort out something with her room, which is plausible given she's just left another bar after being diddled out of money. Unfortunately today I'd just hit the ATM and only have 1,000 baht notes on me, not following the usual procedure of having some 500 baht notes handy .... I think 1,000 would be an insult, 1,500 is about right, but being the gent I am I'm inclined to slip her a full 2K but as I do so politely let her know that's more than I usually pay. I escort her all the way down to Beach Road and put her on the motorbike, and to her credit she did text me quite early to let me know where she's at. After some to-ing and fro-ing, she'll be on her way back to my hotel before work tonight. Hoping that'll be soon and maybe we can hit the pool for a bit. Then she'll be off to dance for a while, but will wait for me to see her and is promising LT tonight if I pay BF.

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:07 AM
DECISONS, DECISIONS

So tonight's the last of my pre-booked nights in Patts. Really in two minds what to do. 24 hours ago I'd have been happy to smash Kwang from behind, do a Soi 6 ST, and get my arse back to BKK. Now I think I have some unfinished business here, so considering staying another night before booking a BKK hotel.

1) Rung from last night. Sweet, sweet girl. Really liked her and am intrigued if this "afternoon delight" session will eventuate. If I stay one more night tomorrow night, I can LT her tonight and still have one more night of freedom here.

2) Party @ Sapphire, I think tonight will be off the hook there. No intention of paying bar for Kwang again. Have loved sitting / drinking with her, we've had a "date" and exchanged details, and I've had two really nice GFE sessions with her .... my only repeat in this trip so far, but the sight of her in doggie which I missed first time around definitely warranted me breaking the "Butterfly" rule. Anyways if tonight's her "one last night", I can still head there tomorrow to satisfy any curiosity about her being there or not, and FAR more importantly perhaps pull another one of their many stunners ...... hello Ms Iranian Minx. :D

3) Bar list. I still have 5 go-go's on my list, need to get to Iron, Secrets, What's Up, Windmill and X-Zone. I know, disgraceful I haven't been to the last 2 yet given their reputations. I can't see myself getting to all if I also go to my designated "last night" places tonight in Babydolls, Sapphire and Bada Bing.

4) Soi 6, or Soi Sex for any Kiwi's reading along. :D Been here 4 days / nights and still haven't gotten up there yet ..... equally disgraceful on my part.

But then that means I'd lose a night in BKK, and only have 2 more nights there, flying out EARLY on Friday. I'd wanna haul ass to Nataree to visit twice before leaving (transit day + last full day). I wanna see if that super hot girl is available @ Baccara on Cowboy, and I wanna suss my options @ Mandarin in NEP again, even if Da the Cambo girl is off my "absolutely must do" list courtesy of Kwang managing to out-petite her.

And if any of those fail there's also Dr BJ's I wanted to check out, or the trusty May @ EZ Massage. Decisions, decisions .......

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:08 AM
DAY EIGHT

"Treat Yo Mama with respect" - John Butler ..... he's a hippie and I'm sure talking about Mother Earth, but I've made this point before about being good to your mamasan and today's update will just re-emphasise it. :)

The planned afternoon meeting with Rung @ Bada Bing never happened. She was super apologetic about having to leave early, promised to come back later that day after I'd slept and continue our fun. She did shoot me a text to suggest it, but I put it back to her and said only if she's up to it, as at this stage I have visions of a girl finishing her night shift with me after 4am then going home to clean rooms / move all her stuff etc then offering to come back to me around midday on no sleep. Few texts later we agree she'll sleep now for a few hours then come to see me before work.

Around 7pm, I haven't heard from her, so shoot a quick text just to say I guess I'll see you at the bar. She replies along the lines that that was always her intention, so I remind her that she'd agreed to come back for a bit and now I'm confused. So I say I'm meeting a friend for dinner and will swing by the bar later, to which she offers to come meet me NOW, come to dinner and then go with me to the bar to pay BF immediately. OK, alarm bells are going off with this one, and I'm wanting to keep my options open not be locked into a LT session with her before the night's even begun. She sends a few messages trying to confirm for sure I will come to the bar, I promise I will and am a man of my word. Around this time I also make the call to spend another night in Patts, so arrangements sorted with the hotel and all is good.

Now, Rung's supposed to start her shift at 9:30pm, but at 8:30 (a full hour early) I get another text saying that mama's just told her that her BF is now 1,500 baht. WTF?!? I was already going to employ the 3-strike rule with this girl, and that's the 3rd one right there. First, she cut an "up to you" session short to ST, and on reflection I think she did this knowingly as she insisted on "taking care of me" once before herself showering or agreeing to a departure time. Secondy, she renegged on her promise to return to see me before her shift, I could care either way but wouldn't have minded another ST session with her which would have been bound to be more economical (I'd have change at the ready and no BF). Thirdly, I now feel like I'm being jacked on tonight's BF, 1,500 is just fucking ridiculous when places chock-a-block with hot girls continue with the 600 baht standard rate for any girl at any time.

So, fuck that, head off into Walking Street with the intention of seeing somewhere new. What's Up is the first watering hole, it's now maybe 9pm and loads of hot girls. Nice clean bar, good layout, nice outfits for ladies and the naked jacuzzi section doesn't hurt either. Right now my "top tier / favourite" places are Babydolls, Sapphire and Bada Bing, but I'd put What's Up on the next rung down along with Baccara, Superbaby, Supergirls .... it's similar in that although the girls are smoking hot, they don't look too interested in attracting a BF, and quite possibly another Jap-oriented place, though there aren't many customers about to confirm or deny.

Next, right across the street into Babydolls. Just felt like some fun, and once again as soon as I enter mama comes over to say hello. She even remembers tonight is supposed to be my last night, but I tell her I've just extended another night. Gelf from the other night is in another customers lap, but I just smile to acknowledger her and within seconds mama's beckoned her over to me. We say hello, and I offer her a drink, but only if she's not busy with another customer. She stays, climbs in my lap and we catch up for a bit until it's her time to dance. When she's up on stage, I watch her move, and as I do literally feel a throb downstairs. There's just something about her, not the prettiest girl to everyone's taste's as she does have an awkward smile, but when she kinda pouts a little on stage .... sooo sexy. She's also got quite a unique dancing style, where she's permanently on the balls of her feet writhing about snake-like, whatever it is it works for me.

Had no intention of a repeat with her, but after 2 GFE sessions yesterday without a proper BBBJ, and remembering her excellent DT technique ..... well, mama's talking to me again while she's still up on stage and telling me how much Gelf liked me and how I was really nice to her by showering with her. I'm simultaneously thinking that I wasn't really ALL that nice with this girl when ramming my cock down her throat, and how dumb are other punters not to shower with a girl when it's on offer. Anyways, I don't want to take her NOW, still got some other things to attend to, but offer to pay BF now and come back to collect her in 60-90 minutes. All good, BF's 600 this time as it's early, but I want this girl locked in for another LT session tonight. It's also her last night for a bit as she's off home to Udon tomorrow, and mama's also got a day off tomorrow too, so in hindsight really glad I popped in here again when I did. Babydolls tomorrow night would've been a bust for me.

Next off to Bada Bing to see Rung. She's on stage when I enter, I make a point of waving to her en route to the WC, and motion for her to come over after she's finished dancing. When she does, and still being hard to talk inside this place's pumping stereo system, I explain to her where I'm at. I tell her I really like her, which I do. I tell her I really want to see her again, which I do. Just that tonight doesn't feel right for me after everything that's happened. We're both also rather tired, so I explain to her that I've now extended another day and promise to return to pay bar tomorrow. She doesn't believe me, but I try to prove the point by offering to pay tomorrow's BF NOW if it will help put her at ease that I will return. She thanks me, but says not necessary. All is good until strike 4, which comes when she hits me up for 500baht to help with her room expenses ..... :mad: I'm a little shocked, and don't hide it, but just then she has to go dance again ..... fark, I'm getting behind schedule here, still need to pop into Sapphire to see Kwang before getting back to collect Gelf from Babydolls.

Anyways, while Rung's up on stage, I'm thinking about it all. After the initial blindside, and despite ALL the alarm bells, what if this girl's genuine?? She's been shafted and diddled out of money by one mama, forced to move and incur unplanned expenses, and then the 3K LT she'd been banking on by enquiring repeatedly to confirm I'd come to see her has just vanished. I feel like a cunt. So check bin to change up a 1K note, and make sure I've got the 500 baht handy for her when she returns. I tell her I've thought about it, agree it's the least I can do after deciding not to pay bar for her tonight, and promise to return tomorrow. I also making a point of telling mama I'll be back to pay bar tomorrow, and she doesn't indicate otherwise that Rung won't be here so ....... fingers crossed. I might be a mug, I might have just made a genuinely needed contribution to help this girl get back on her feet. For a paltry 500 baht to me, I'm willing to roll the dice.

Off in to Sapphire, and in amongst all that I'd rec'd a text from Kwang telling me she's bored and waiting for me if I'm still in Patts. I think the tip of my nose is through the curtain when she jumps on me ecstatically. :D She's such a sweet kid. Takes some time to find a seat as it's party night and the place is rammed. I've never seen it this busy, Kwang points out all the customers are just here for the free food and too cheap to buy LD's, hence why she's been so bored all night. We sit for quite a while, get through another drink or two, can't remember before I bid her farewell. I'm supposed to be off to BKK real early tomorrow, so she doesn't expect a BF from me tonight. I thank her again for being such an awesome girl to hang out with, and again she promises to email me and show me around BKK when I return to LOS.

Back into Babydolls and I get the same enthusiastic response from Gelf. I'm a little later than planned, having been delayed by dance shifts from both Rung and Kwang, but she's sitting alone (topless, mind) and just jumps on me when I come in. I'd made a point of saying I didn't expect her to sit idly waiting for me, even though I've paid BF she's free to continue dancing and getting LD's from customers. Still, nice not to have to pry her off another punter at that time. She changes, I buy mama one last drink, give her a hug and promise to return when next in Patts. Mama's already telling me to give Gelf my details, so I promise to exchange emails with her ..... I reckon that's odd, as most mama's would prefer no potential to dodge BF's / LD's etc, but this place really does have an emphasis on customer and lady satisfaction.

Back to the room, it's close to midnight and we've got maybe 6 hours to play as it's been made clear to me Gelf has to leave at 6am in order to make her bus back to Udon. Again we shower together and I'm reminded of how sweet this girl is in washing me, then drying me off. Onto the bed and there's loads of DFK before she makes her way down to commence BBBJ. I get her to position herself so that she can make eye-contact while sucking, she's a little shy at first but soon giving me regular glances. After a good 10 minutes or so I pull her over on top of me and into 69 for what seemed an eternity. Gelf was enjoying herself a little too much at times, neglecting duties at her end, but that only helps the session go longer for me so no complaints. Eventually I hear that familiar "gulp" sound as she goes all the way down, DT69 and it's all over for me soon enough ..... hold her head on me as I come into her mouth, and she proudly swallows every last drop.

We curl up together and drift off. I know there's no chance of 3 shots, first time with her we did 2 back to back and I wasn't up for it in the morning. This time I decide to space things out and save it for morning, especially as this is a marginally shorter LT session. I wake up for a toilet stop through the night, glance at the watch and see it's approaching 5am, so knowing she has to leave before 6 it's now showtime. Start to DFK her when I climb back in, she rustles out of her sleep and is very quickly into it. I move downtown and went for a LOOONG DATY session on her. The poor thing was so close so many times, cleching the sheets and arching her back, but try as I might I just couldn't get her over the edge. Again felt like a cunt cutting it short on her, but knowing we have time constraints it's my turn. Climb up, straddle her chest and position my knob right in front of her face ..... Gelf knows exactly what's coming, already putting one hand behind her head to push it forward and help take me all the way down her throat. Absolutely love this girls DT. Briefly consider cumming in her mouth or even on her face, but figure I need to fuck her one last time, so pull out when I get close, dom up and down into mish. Again try every angle and variant of legs I know, roll her onto one side, then flip in to doggie, then down into caterpillar. I reached for one of my sub-standard rubbers by mistake, so had to keep quite a pace up in order to keep it up, little Gelf took it all like a champ and especially liked the caterpillar finish, tightening up all around me as I came.

Fantastic stuff. Quick cuddle, quick clean, then she politely asks if she can get dressed. :D Of course you can, sweetie, you've got a bus to catch. Exchange emails as promised, then she's out the door with one parting DFK, and I don't close the hotel door until she's all the way out of view, just watching that sweet sweet body and endless looking legs in her heels slink down the corridor.

So, last night tonight. Need to head out in a bit to get a feed, arrange taxi, and AT LEAST do a walkthrough of Soi 6 if not a ST session. Nearly 6pm, haven't heard from Rung, deliberately waiting to see if she texts me about coming to see her. I'll pop in there regardless, even if she's bailed with my 500 baht, I don't think I'll be short of options in finding another fine young lady to see off Pattaya in style. :D

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:09 AM
DAY NINE

Final day in Patts after extending one extra night at the Penthouse .... was deliberately vague about hotel whilst still in Patts, but you can read my thoughts on it in the hotel thread as I've just replied to another BM's question in there. I've just returned to BKK, so after this will continue over there. Might try and pop back in here with a final summation of thoughts on Patts go-go's, but that'll be when I'm well and truly back in Oz, got to make the most of the next 36 hours here in BKK!!

Getting ready to head out for the night, have a list of places still to hit tonight, and I get that expected text from Rung @ Bada Bing to entice me down to see her. She also reminds me of the promise I made to her last night upon bailing, which to pay bar and take her LT, but also to do something nice for her birthday. She'd told me the first night her B/day is the 12th, so at midnight tonight it's time to celebrate somehow. No worries, promise I'll head down to see her later. Head out for a feed, and decide to get my hair cut while out ..... getting quite long, so quick buzz with the clippers and I'm feeling good.

Into Secrets, and what a dive. I mean, as far as a go-go bar goes, it's OK as a sports bar and place to get a bite but I'm having trouble doing that as mama keeps trying to push one of her ladies at me. Eventually concede, let a girl sit, but the second her LD hits the bar she's off to dance. WTF, there are only TWO ladies on mini-stages around the place, and about 6 ladies lounging about .... surely one without a drink can do this shift?? I really hate getting milked for a drink like that, so check bin post-haste and make a point of leaving 0 baht in the tip kitty.

Then into Iron, frankly it's worse. Must be close to 9pm, should be busy, but there's only 6 very ordinary ladies on stage. One other ordinary one's getting quite frisky with some Jap punters in the jacuzzi section, the only saving grace and somewhere to take my attention from the stage. Check bin, out, and decide to have a sneaky back inside Airport ..... with the freshly shaved head which removed all the colour in my hair, and the fact I'm wearing glasses instead of contacts for the first night this trip, I reckon I can sneak back into some places on my "don't be seen there" list incognito. First time in the other night I thought Aiport was shit, though I concede it was nearly closing, and my time spent with Pom was horrific in retrospect. This time, fair play to them, the place is pumping. Many hot ladies about, three saucy little mix's getting so freaky in the jacuzzi that I chuck 'em a 100baht tip, though I do share one particularly awkward "knowing" moment of eye contact with Pom. Promptly check bin and out. :confused:

Down into X-Zone based on reputation. Again, you can only form an opinion based on your experience on the particular time and night you visit, but for mine the place is a dump with no redeeming features. None of the shameless antics I'd come here excpecting to see either. One beer and out.

Still feeling a little "incognito", I decide to do something potentially stupid and pop back into Sapphire. I know that if Kwang's still there and she recognises me, she's gonna wonder why the hell I'm not in Bangkok, but fuck it I wanna satisfy my own curiosity and also see if that Arab / Persian mixed little minx is there. Nay on both counts. Glad to see Kwang intends to keep out of the bar game, at least for the time being .... not only was she not there, but her number detailing when she's supposed to dance was not on tonight's board, meaning she definitely wasn't there at any stage. Unfortunately, neither is #222, the mixed minx. I enquire with a mama who informs me that she (#222, not Kwang) just finished her contract, has headed home but might be back in a few days. I should also note that that was the worst line-up I'd seen at Sapphire in all of the 6 nights I went there, so perhaps they have a group of girls hustling drinks for 2 weeks at a time on contracts??? Dunno, but for the quality on show the first 5 nights I went there, this place remains at the pick of the bunch.

It's now maybe 10:30, I figure Rung's been at Bada Bing for an hour, so time to pop in and not look too keen. She's on stage when I arrive, again I make sure to wave so she says me, takes her a while to recognise me so I indicate I've had that hair cut. Order up a LD in advance, so she'll come straight to me once she's done. Remember this girls already at 4 strikes: LT runner on first BF, failing to return as promised after the ST, possible shifty stuff RE: her now 1.5K BF, and hitting me up for 500 baht. I think that strikes 1, 2 and 4 could legitimately be down to present circumstances, and that strike 3 could be out of her control.

However, the first thing she says when sitting down next to me is: not hello, not how are you, not thanks for coming to see me like you promised. It's "This my friend, you buy her drink too". :rolleyes: LOLLOLOL, this is gonna be fun. I proceed to ask her what she wants to do for her birthday at midnight later. Remember I'd promised to do something nice for her, but I was thinking a) a fucking cupcake with a candle, b) actually buying her a rose from one of those old ladies on WS, or c) taking her for a bite to eat somewhere instead of going straight to the room and fucking her senseless. She counters that for her birthday last year, a customer paid BF for her and her friends, and they all went out drinking. LOLLOLL this is getting stupid, also remember she's been at this bar for 2 days and previously told me she has no friends in Pattaya, let alone back at Fahrenheit where she used to work. I tell her no way, it's my last night in Patts, and although I want to do something nice I also had wanted (note past tense) to take her LT. She says "OK, OK, we not go drink or dance. Instead, you just buy me ring, OK???". LOLLOLLL, go and get fucked lassy.

At this point I'm stern, serious, but not raising my voice to attract any goons. I tell her she's taking the piss, that I've been more than a nice guy, but I think she's just trying to take advantage of me. She looks serious too, imo knowing the game is up, but just then she has to go dance again. :o I take this point to head to the lads room, look myself in the mirror and the only word uttered is a re-affirming "no", don't even think about it. The bill's currently at 464 baht, and upon counting every single small denomination note + coin I have on me comes to 465. :D When she returns, no sorry, no nothing, just "OK, you pay bar now??". I say no, I tell her again everything she's done very very wrong, and ask her if I've honestly missed something and just got the wrong impression?? She again has that look on her face like the game is up, so I put my 465 baht down, tell her to "Keep the change" and head straight out the door without looking back. :D

I should note my other "contingency" if shit went bad with Rung, which it clearly did, was to BF #5 from Bada Bing instead of her. #5 is probably the best mover I've seen on stage in Patts, and I reckon she'd go off in the sack. But unfortunately she's not in tonight, like Kwang her number's not even up on the board. :(

Anyways, once again a free man, it's not even midnight in Patts and this town is my oyster. Decide to head to Windmill, the sole remaining bar on my list. Quite like it, it's busy, the ladies verge from friendly to really freaky if you're into eating banana's out of pussies and the like, and there's one absolutely stunningly tall thin young lady there so get mama to usher her over. Pui (#101) is just 18, yeah, that's the kind of cure I need. We sit for a while, drink, talk and as she's so fresh I'm very respectfully resisting the urge to finger her clit like the guy next to me is doing to some other lady. She confirms she has ID and that she goes with customers, but that she's on her rags. :( Ah, fuck it, check bin and out, honestly not sure how I racked up nearly 1K in drinks with a few other girls before Pui took my side.

Now, where to??? That's it, Beach Club. I remember Nang the cute service girl, the one I missed a few nights back. Head in, make enquiries, but it's her night off. Fark, that's three from my list in #222 @ Sapphire, #5 at Bada Bing, and now Nang @ Beach Club all off tonight. Tight arse Tuesday sucks, lads!! Anyways, summon over the next best thing, another service girl called Ooy. She's cute, big smile, big full lips. We talk for quite a while, again a few drinks, but same as at Windmill she tells me she's also on her period. Check bin and out, noting that even though it's not yet 3am, ALL the lights on WS are out. It's only then I remember seeing the Thai Police (BIB) out in force on WS at the very start of the night ....... shit, they're probably collecting tea money, or closing down early as one of their "shows" of authority. This night is fast becoming a bust. :(

I do note that although lights are off, places seem to be still open, and punters are discreetly entering / leaving provided there's no BIB in sight. I duck in and out of a few places, though getting knocked back at the door of Sapphire was a kick in the teeth after the amount of baht I dropped there this week. I follow a stream of bodies that are in turn following the distant sound of music which is the disco's. En route, I can't help myself and slink into the corner of Bada Bing one more time. I see Rung, she's sitting solemnly in the corner waiting her turn to dance, and doesn't notice me. Strike up a chat with a nice German lad, not even noticing Rung's on stage ..... when she does see me, it's hilarious. She literally STOPS dancing, freezes, and does the most epic double-take you've ever seen. I raise my glass to her, and continue chatting. After everything that's happened, she STILL has the audacity to come over and ask for a lady drink when she's done. I answer "No" and just as she turns to slink away I add a cheeky "Oh, and Happy Birthday". :D Check bin and out, knowing I'm fast running out of options but that Rung ain't one. Went through a few places from there, Marine, Lucifer's I think ...... disco FL's just really aren't my thing, and there don't seem to be too many there that aren't already taken. I usually know when to call it quits, and now seems like just the right time.

HOWEVER, when passing that beer bar complex opposite Alcatraz, I hear that wonderful beckoning call of "Welcaaaaaaaaarrrrm" and think why not?? One more for the road. I deliberately sit down at the one bar with the most free ladies, and immediately one takes my fancy. Tik is 27, the youngest girl there and def the cutest. She has a big funky fringe, extensions at the back, and slutty eyes that make her look just like the girls I want to fuck (but can't) at the local RnT joint back home. As soon as I get the magic "up to you", cough up BF of 300baht and we're on our way. Hurrah, the night is saved at the death!! Back to the room, she's the ONLY girl all week that took to the in-room pole-dancing at Penthouse like a fish to water, and we ease into a great mutual oral session. It's only now I note she has a tongue piercing, another thing to tick off my bucket list, even if at times it's a little scratchy. Finish up in 69, and she takes my load in her mouth before running off to the bathroom to spit out.

No idea what time this is now, but I know I've gotta get her out and pack and everything in the morning. Still, we cuddle up, drift off and it's only around 10am I wake again. Checkout is at midday, so time to get this show on the road. I start with another long DATY session, before Tik returns the favour with more oral on me. But no way I'm doing 2 shots like that, dom up and it's time to fuck. I'm feeling a little dusty however, so as a big variation on the normal them here I just kick back and let her climb on and go for it. I don't ever recall making a TG cum when doing the "driving" myself, but a surprising number seem to get off in cowgirl. Tik's no exception, she sorts herself out before picking up the pace and finishing me off too. Another solid session, and I'm counting my blessings that I stumbled upon Tik at that hour after all but giving up on my final night in Patts. Slip her 2K for her LT efforts, she looks genuinely chuffed so maybe a sign of me over-paying, frankly I don't know "normal" rates at the beer bars but this girl is easily go-go quality so 2K LT seems reasonable to me.

That's Pattaya over and out. I'll endeavour to return here with some final thoughts and more details on each of the bars I visited from my pre-trip list. But that'll have to wait, just gone 7pm and as I'm only 5mins walk from NEP back "home" at the Dawin, it's time to start living Day Ten. :D

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:10 AM
No probs JCF, and thanks also to easymonger (again) and oneten for your responses.

Yeah, the Rung thing. End of the day she mugged me off for 500 baht which I couldn't care less about, what irked me was the wasted time & effort and ever so slight dampener it put on my mood. Time is the most precious thing to a monger in LOS, not money.

At this stage I'd just like to make a formal apology to the staff / mama's at Fahrenheit. Not that they'd give a shit what one punter thinks based on the "story" of one disillusioned BG, but I earlier made a heavily veiled dig at their bar / staff retention practices. It's since occurred to me that even if they did diddle Rung out of funds owed, they might have been doing so in order to "manage her out" of the place if she was pissing off customers left, right and centre. Good on 'em.

Final point also, I tend to write from the point of view of the thoughts in my head at the time, so some of the things I was thinking and the last cheap dig or two at Rung may have made me seem like a callous bastard. Would just like to make mention of the fact that I was a perfect gentleman throughout, never did anything I can think of that would have "set her off" and made her treat me like that. When she did a runner making the first session ST, I wasn't angry, instead making playful "sad faces" that she had to leave while telling her it's OK and I understand. As she'd offered to return, I could've sent her packing with nought and made her return to collect her LT money, but I instead insisted on paying her the ST rate now with more to follow if she returned.

I then contacted her when she failed to return, simply stating I'd see her in the bar instead of at the hotel. After the BF issue, I calmly explained to her that things just didn't feel right that night (the fact I had another honey lined up from Babydolls is not important!) but that I'd make it up to her by paying bar and taking her LT for her birthday. Also gave her the 500 baht "advance" on the next night's LT too. Finally, even when she tried pulling the "take me and my friends out" and the "buy me a ring" thing, I wasn't angry. She couldn't tell me what type of ring she wanted, or where to get it from, so I suspect she was going to hit me up for a few K baht to go and "buy it herself" ..... never got to that point, and even when explaining everything that had happened and why I now didn't want to take her, again I was as nice as I could be about it. I never wanted her to like me, or lust after me or whatever, I was asking her to show me that she wasn't trying to rip me off which she just couldn't do.

Anyways in hindsight I was just too nice to her, too compassionate towards her story in that very first session, which I guess she read as weakness and tried to milk me for all she could. At 500 baht I got off lightly.

She wears #1 @ Bada Bing, boys. If you find her, fuck her one night and forget her the next. She's a shark and a world class little actress, don't say you haven't been warned!!

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:11 AM
DAY TEN

Back "home" in Bangkok, the only capital city I can think of that is named after its primary industry. :D Arrived in late arvo from Patts, lined up a taxi for 1,000 baht all up including tolls from one of those little booths dotted around the place ..... decent enough as they're 800 - 900 to Suvarnabhumi, and I'm all the way past there back on Soi 4 at the Dawin.

Decided it was too late to head to Nataree and then home via Cowboy which was original plan. Instead Nataree will wait until tomorrow (as soon as I'm done typing this!) and I'll hit NEP. Had a few beers up on the Balcony Bar, which will be my new NEP routine. I used to like sitting at Big Dogs and watching the girls / punters float in, but the girls there are agressive and it's not always possible to just sit with your beer and chill out. No such hassle up on the Balcony, cheapest drinks in NEP @ 59 baht for anything, and no girls in sight to hassle you.

Decided to duck into Mandarin's downstairs section and see if Da the Cambo girl was there. Well, my bad, I turned early and ended up in Mercury, a place I never previously knew existed. It's OK, a few BF'able things, and all looked hungry which is good. Just too early in the night so one cola and out. THEN into Mandarin, enquire about Da and the mama says she hasn't returned from her visa run yet, but will do in a few more days. I've only got one night left after this, so won't be hitting that one after all. :(

Upstairs into Mandarin to survey it's epic scene ...... or so I thought. Before heading to Patts, as far as NEP goes, this place was #1 with a bullet! Off the chart's talent-wise and a pretty helpful mama who I got on famously with. The place was packed, and just about every punter had two little hotties in his lap. Well, WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES, the place is now an absolute shithole. First thing I notice up the stairs is how empty it is. I'm "accompanied" to my seat by two ladies which I think is just customary, but it's only then I look on stage and see that none of the hot girls from last week are here ...... #4's famously bangin' body, #6's fresh little face, #22 who I'd actually BF'd and had a wonderful time with ...... all gone. I am seated by Yao, #36, who was the poor lass that I dismissed last week on account of only being allowed to take one (fee free) joiner back to the hotel. She'd stormed off in a huff then, so I remind her of what happened, again apologise for not being able to take her and how I didn't want to have to choose but that I'd had my eye on Min (#22) since she was up dancing. She's fine, no hassles, and her and #20 sit by my side. Just then, there's a rotation, and again none of the hot little things I remember are anywhere to be seen. The girls push for a drink, and I oblige expecting a little fun.

NOT TO BE. The second their drinks arrive, they're downed, and then they both "have to dance". :mad: FFS, I am the ONLY punter in the place, there are 10 other girls already dancing. I just fucking hate being robbed of drinks like that. I immediately reach for a 1K note and stuff it in the tray while shrugging my shoulders at the waitress. She asks "Everything OK?", I reply "No, no it's not actually". She smiles, turns and heads off without enquiring why I'm not happy. When she returns with the predictably stupid break-down of change, I make a point of picking up every last coin and leaving 0 baht in the tip kitty. This time she looks at me with more interest, so I explain that as a customer I feel insulted that the second the girls get their LD they're off on stage. She responds that they standardly rotate every 20 mins, to which I suggest that if a girl knows she has to be on stage in 1 minute, she probably shouldn't sit with a customer and ask him for drink. Crazy concept, I know, never mind that I'm the only customer so who the fuck else are they dancing for?? She gives me a standard "Solly, solly", but they make no effort to rectify the situation.

On the way out, still fuming, I explain to the same waitress (with new mama in earshot, leaning in) that this is probably why their bar is empty. I tell them I was here last week, that then they had a great mama to organise everything. I tell them I spent a LOT of baht in here, BF'ing #22 upstairs and then #4 downstairs. Then I tell them that I won't be back, and instead I'll just take my baht somewhere else where they want my business, and that they've cost themselves a possible small fortune all in order to rip me off a paltry 300 baht. Another sincerity-free "Solly" and I'm out of there.

I seriously think there should be a NAME AND SHAME register of shitcunt bars that emply this practice. I understand girls have to dance, and I understand that girls deserve to be rewarded for their time in the way of a LD or two. But the blatant rorting of running away the second they have their drink is fucked, especially when in this case they'd already missed the start of their rotation, so bars like this deserve to be blacklisted imo. You honestly wouldn't recognise the place from last week. Anyways, unfortunately that messed my "chi" or whatever, and it turns out many of the bars I subsequently visit aren't much better.

Rainbow 4, I have to seat myself, and then proceed to get ignored by waitress after waitress as they constantly help Japanese guy after Japanese guy hand-pick a lady. One drink and out.

Rainbow 3, it's a little bit better, and I instanty spot a honey I'm keen on. Cute young thing, braces, smiling a lot and singing along with the songs so she has a genuinely sweet vibe going on. But she's not making eyes with any customer until ........... a young Jap guy sits right next to me and gets the "hungry eyes" treatment from her. After a bit the mama comes over and asks me to select a girl, I say I like that one but I can tell she only likes Japanese guys. "Oh no, she like farang too", to which I smile and say excellent. Just then the lady in question comes off stage, but dresses and heads outside to either smoke or be a welcome girl for a while. When she comes back in, it's straight back on stage, while other girls are being directed towards customers who like them. Fuck this, check bin and out, though on the way I slip the lady in question a 100baht tip while she's on stage as a "sweetener" ...... maybe she'll remember me tomorrow night.

I'm just not feeling it, am visibly shitted off by how the night's going, so decide to change my scenery. Duck out of NEP for a quick bite, and decide to hop the BTS down to Cowboy after all. Into Baccara, just like Rainbow 4 I have to fight for a seat by myself. The place is rammed, full of the ladies favourite J-lads. One young lass plonks down, chats for a little bit and earns her LD, but is off a few mins later to dance. That I can handle, but what I then notice is that as they do their epic shift rotation (it takes ages with THAT many girls moving on / off stage) all the girls that have come off filter around the room right past my corner seat. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them, looks above or around me to smile at the multitudes of Japanese guys packed in arena-style around me, and not one makes the slightest movement of eyes on my big white nose. Fuck this again, check bin and out. Didn't help that the hot little mover I saw here last week is nowhere to be seen either.

No idea what to do next, was totally underwhelmed by Cowboy before heading off to Patts, but remembering a recent positive mention on this 'ere forum about Midnite I pop in there for the first time ever to check it out. Nice, there are quite a few attractive girls, they do "OK" shows and there aren't many punters (no Japs, too!!). So I figure I'll tough it out here for a bit and see what eventuates. A few laughs with some of the girls later, so when mama asks me to pick one, I point to yet another cute little spinner type who's been sitting quietly by the corner of the stage for a while. She's bikini-clad, not sure if coyote or whatever, but cough up the price of a LD to secure an interview.

Little Kung is 20, I correctly guess she's from Buriram, and so so pretty. I never expected to hear the words "up to you" from a girl this hot in BKK, so when she does I'm coughing up the 700 baht BF immediately. After she changes, we're out and she seems just a little difficult ..... a little tipsy, and a little hungry. Grab a tuk-tuk back to Nana for shits & giggles, pull up outside the 7-11 next to the hotel and I pay < 100 baht for her supples. In the room and she has a feed while I shower, then her turn and onto the bed, though after several long chats about nothing important in between. She's a sweet girl, already semi-sponsored, had a baby at 15 but seems to be mainly in the bar game as she's a bit of a party girl. Now that she's not so "tired and emotional" after a feed and a Coke, I get to learn that she just loves sex. :D

Not only that, but she hasn't worked the last 3 days and is horny. :p Loads of DFK, hands roaming, I make my way downtown and dine out on her deliciously tiny little pussy. No Grand Canyon here, despite a 5yo son back in Isaan. I position my knob in front of her face while reaching for a rubber, and it takes just long enough for her to tell me she only does CBJ that I've already dropped some pre-cum on her chin. Whoops! Dom up and into mish, and she's tight. I try to take it very slowly at first, but she's just constantly bucking up onto me, wriggling round like a speared fish on the end of my knob. This helps me discover a few new angles and positional variations, some of which are only possible with a girl this tiny to wriggle about. Both her legs over to one side and I love to pound away at this angle, Kung's loving it too but she eventually rolls just far enough around that we're now into doggie without ever halting penetration. It's a weird, hybrid doggie, she's not up n all fours and she's not flat into caterpillar, instead suspending herself half-way in between and just thrashing herself about. I stop thrusting, lean back and let her do all the work for a bit, which is when I mentally penned the "speared fish" analogy. :D Eventually thrust away again and it's all over red rover.

Now about 2:30am, having BF'd her just after midnight. She asks if I want ST, but I point out her bar's closed so she may as well just sleep here. We curl up throughout the night, many tender GFE moments, beautiful stuff. Around 9am I figure it's time to get another one away before she runs, so commence another DATY session which gets her off in next to no time. Not wanting to waste time / energy / fluids on a CBJ, I dom up and start to pound away again just like the night before. About 10 mins in though, she notices a wet patch and there's a considerable amount of blood on the sheets ....... farking great timing, Aunt Flow!! :rolleyes:

Clean up a little, but just as I'm losing the mood little Kung jumps on top of me and proceeds with an animalistic BBBJ. I guess she feels bad for me, after I've gotten her off as well. It's phenominal stuff, and only gets better when she does the "Gelf gulp" and DT's all the way to the base. Just would not have picked this girl to be the hot little porn star she is back in the bar, SO SO glad I popped into Midnite and found her. Only takes a few gags before I'm blowing down her throat and it's all over by 10am. We curl up again, drift off and share some more tender spooning moments all the way through until well after 2pm. Now THAT's LT. I think about pushing for a 3rd shot, prob could have but her pussy's presumably off limits and I don't fancy wasting a Nataree-bound shot on a CBJ. We talk a lot more, I slip her my number and say I'd like to see her next time I'm in town, and hope she's into a 3-day drought again when I do. Give her 3K and she's out, sad to see her go, what a girl. :(

As I typed this out, I had to have house-keeping pop in to prepare the room. Just had a call from Reception, and they're going to slug me 1K for the blood-stained sheets. Hmmm, that's conveniently the EXACT same amount I was forced to pay yesterday, in cash, as a bond for the room. They refused to take a card imprint, so I smell something fishy that's not still the pussy on my breath. First strike against the Dawin in many a stay, one more and I'll consider elsewhere next time around.

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:12 AM
Huge thanks to all readers and responders up to this point. I personally prefer reading shorter, more concise posts, so kudos to all of you who've waded through the waffle and enjoyed any parts of it. This final daily update is written from back home in Oz, sleepless and suffering from the post-trip blues. :( I'll try and add a final summation to both this and the Patts portion over the weekend though. Cheers!!

DAY ELEVEN

After being slugged my 1K deposit at the Dawin, which was to be my taxi money in the morning, I hit the ATM on my way out. Now loaded with 12K baht in pocket, at least 11K of that "blowable" on this final night, I decide to start the final evening with a "bang" at Nataree. My pre-trip plans were to try and get there 4 or 5 times to sample the goods late afternoon before hitting the town proper, which never eventuated in part due to the timing of my adventures and also due to exhaustion. But I simply HAD to get back here again this trip, and decided to make up for only getting here twice overall by taking two ladies this time around.

I know in advance that it's not their specialty, and am guessing it's not a common occurence at all, but if it's as well-stocked as normal (you may remember my last visit on Kings Birthday saw few ladies on duty, though I still had a delightful time being out-fucked by On) I'll be happy to pick two honey's and direct them accordingly. I'm also here at prime time, around 7pm, for the first time ever. Think it's safe to assume Kings Birthday turn-out was a one-off ..... the place is packed with sideline stunners, just as it has been on previous trips. I do one lap while chatting with the papasan, decide to sit down with a drink and take my time making the all-important first choice. It must be said that not only do they have a truckload of stunners in this joint, there must be 40-50 to choose from, but they're almost all super eager to be picked. So so many of them are making eyes in my direction, smiling, waving and winking away continuously. There's one in particular who catches my eye on many an occassion, short-haired fair-skinned little spinner tucked away up the back. She's not the prettiest girl in that section, but there's just something about the wicked smile she keeps giving me.

Eventually summon her over to sit down, her name's Aey from Chiang Mai, 22yo and she says it's her second day on the job having only arrived in BKK 4 days ago. I'm a relative newbie when it comes to threesomes, and I know this is not the place for an Eden-like all out pornfest, but my theory was to pick one girl straight up. Sit with her for a bit, talk to her and make sure she's comfortable with me taking another girl too, and ask if she has a suggestion or any friend she can recommend. While doing this, I also figure that the ladies who are "up for it" will make it known by continuing to smile and wave etc. That does indeed happen, but as expected the number of girls that remain super eager has dwindled considerably. Aey says the second girl is entirely up to me, but she does have one friend there and two of the papasan's even recommend that same girl. However, she's one of those that's no longer keen, and seems to be avoiding glancing in our direction.

I eventually heed the two papa's advice, and so Aey's friend Geil sits down to join us. Geil is 21 from Chiang Rai, much taller and fuller figured than little Aey, so I'm intrigued by this combination. Geil is also eerily reminiscent of On from last week (just taller and with a bigger smile) but has next to no English skills, so I'm getting Aey to interpret and repeatedly ask her to make sure she's comfortable with proceedings. Despite her saying yes every time, she's incredibly shy and I have a reservation or two, but eventually decide to proceed as there's no other obvious suitable candidate. Head up in the lift, was great fun seeing the reaction of other punters and maids on the way, and before long we're in the room. Supplies are there quicker than ever, so before I know it the doors locked and Aey and I are all over each other and our clothes are flying off. Geil's rather predictably isolated herself, and attending to filling the tub, so I make a point of calling her over and trying to get her involved. She'll hardly kiss me, and opposed to Aey's passionate DFK'ing, so I just touch her gently and re-assure her everything's OK and we're going to have fun. I help her undress, and all three of us pile into the tub.

Enormous amounts of fun are had by me with 4 soapy hands wandering over me, but once again it's little Aey taking care of the serious business by starting to suck my cock while Geil's sitting on the edge of the tub with only her feet getting wet. I tolerate this for just long enough until Aey's getting me close, then decide it's Geil's turn, which helps me have a breather while they swap over. Geil really is a very pretty girl, beautiful big smile and full lips that look like they're made for this task, but sadly she's just a terrible cock-sucker. It's 90% HJ, with only 10% BBBJ in between her spitting and just generally looking uncomfortable. Time to dry off and we hit the bed, I immediately lay Geil down and go to work on her body, trying to get her more into things. I'm kissing her and fingering her while little Aey gets her mouth back onto my cock. Once again she gets me close so I have them switch over, this time with Geil doing just about enough to keep me hard in between reaching for each new Kleenex, with Aey sitting on my face and enjoying quite a tongue lashing. One thing I've ALWAYS wanted to do is have two mouths on my cock at once, one on each side. I know that's not going to happen today with these two friends, one still a little uncomfortable, but I find the happy medium by keeping Geil on my knob but sending Aey down to lick my balls at the same time. It's heavenly, with just the right amount of dirty when Aey darts her tongue down around my arse for a little bit of rimming.

Then once again lay Geil down, intending to give her a solid licking but she's a little musty having maybe not gotten far enough into the tub, so on with a dom and I enter her in mish to try and get her really started. Long slow strokes into her while I'm kneeling, with Aey at my side continuing the DFK's, then I've got my left hand with fingers up inside Aey's little snatch and my right thumb working away on Geil's clit. Couple of quick glances into the mirror at the end of the bed, and take a few mental snapshots for the spank bank. :D Get Geil to roll over into doggie, but I take it very slow not wanting to let go yet, then push her down into caterpillar. As I do so, I motion Aey over to straddle Geil's back, but facing me so as to continue alternating DFK's with sucking on her pert little titties. Aey's just a wicked little thing, so eventually decide it's her turn, change doms and get her lie on her back. Very similar stuff just with the girls switched, so long slow kneeling mish into Aey with Geil at my side, I've got my arm wrapped around her pulling her in while sucking on her tits (she still won't kiss). Had every intention of rolling Aey over and giving her a solid pounding, but once her legs were up and together and I felt her tightening up, I picked up the pace. Simultaneously, Geil finally starts to get into the session of her own accord, she's sucking my nipples whilst one hand's down under my arse cheeks so she's softly stroking my balls as I plow into Aey. It's all too much and I let fly into the rubber, huge finish for me, and I stay inside Aey spasming for quite a while as both girls dab my forehead .... I'm literally dripping with sweat.

All was good up until now, had a solid non-PSE threesome with two sweet little things of varying physical attributes, pretty much just what I ordered. But then the girls start to clean up and get dressed very quickly .... we're just past an hour in, and I know you get 90 minutes from a session at Nataree. Hadn't banked on a second shot, intentionally delayed the first one many times, but surely I should get a rub down or something?? Maybe not, as every visit to this fine "massage" place has yet to see me recieve an actual massage. :p Anyways, it's Aey's demeanour that pisses me off if anything, I politely enquire about the remaining time and she just responds that she's only here for 10 days and that if I want I can stay in the room by myself and sleep for the remaining 25-odd minutes. I say no problem, but you've just cost yourself a tip, all the while smiling it off. I put my 20baht down on the bed to tip the maid, but Geil reaches into her purse and puts down another 20. I guess it's a per girl charge, not per room, so as we leave the room and head back for the lift I give her the 20baht back and say that I pay for the maid, it's OK. Aey continues to be sweet in the lift, and holds my hand as I say thank you upon exiting, but I can't help but think she was expecting there to be some more baht in that hand as she'd seen me fishing about to repay Geil's 20.

I fully intended to enquire with papa on the way out, but just couldn't locate the older gent I've spoken to there many times, so decide to just let it pass and don't want to be perceived as "difficult". Maybe I was a slight cunt to Aey, she probably deserved a tip for her efforts throughout the session, mind I didn't intend to give Geil anything. She wasn't all bad and didn't dampen the mood, as I said the session went just how I had expected and hoped. But her terrible cock-sucking alone meant I just couldn't justify it. In the end, was it memorable?? Hell yeah. Was it good?? Yeah. Would I do it again?? Yes I will. But was it value for money?? Not at 5,200 baht (2,600 each is average here) for 60 minutes and one shot. Learned from the experience though, pre-session I was so focussed on picking the right girls and putting them both at ease that I neglected to confirm with the papa that I'd get the full 90 minutes and 2 shots. I will do that next time for sure.

Next back towards Soi Cowboy. I feel slightly better about session time at Nataree as I notice two young Japanese lads at the MRT station, both of whom headed upstairs just before I did, so seems they only got 60-odd minutes too. As I started at Nataree later than normal, Cowboy will be pumping and I decide to pop into Baccara one last time and see if the fabulous mover from last week is there. That girl could really dance, so sexy, short red-dyed hairstyle and tattoo's all down her back. I think I also neglected to mention that she had the most ridiculously gravity-defying set of bolt on tits, so that's my new mandate for the evening, one last ST session with a girl with epic tits!!

Again she's nowhere to be seen, but I do solve the mystery on how to succeed at Baccara if you're a farang!! Every time I enter that place, to the left of the doorway it's packed, as that's where the girls congregate when off stage. So I always veer right, try and nab a seat, and when I can't just head upstairs. White boys, get there early, veer left and get a seat in that very first corner!! You will not have the best view of the stage, as there's a support beam blocking the middle of the stage. That doesn't matter anyways because the stage here is so full, the girls are packed in like sardine's and can hardly move, that you can only see about 1/4 of the girls up there in any event. But what will happen is that the girls who've just come off stage will mill around right in front of you, and it's a piece of piss to get their attention and invite them over. On stage they're parading for the Japanese lads, but down here they'll be more than happy to sit with you and chat instead of standing around bored beyond belief.

A couple of LD's down, one interview with a nice girl named Dow from Surat, but she's asking 2.5K ST and isn't quite up to my "last night" standard level. So I excuse myself and head off having racked up close to 1K in drinks ... must also be said that every time I popped in here this week, they didn't pull that ridiculous shit with my change. When I was due 80baht back, I always got 4 x 20 baht notes, no coins in sight. I decide to smash Cowboy one last time, see what's here and in a hurry. Duck into and out of Rio, Sahara, Dollhouse just to use the shitter, plus a few other's up that end I can't remember. Actually do stay for one drink at Cowboy 2 and Tilac .... first time in about 6 inside Tilac that I've actually stayed. Got a huge reputation, but I just don't get the weird star-formation layout of the main dancing area, and the girls are very hit and miss. One or two cuties on tonight though. Also pop in to Deja Vu to take the piss, remember I got raped for a LD last time out, but I end up literally taking a piss and find this place's one redeeming feature .... a window at the urinal from which you can still see the ladies dancing. Cool!! :cool:

Now maybe 11pm and I decide to GTFO of here. Got 3 hours tops at Nana to find me a lady with epic tits, so hop the BTS pronto. Into NEP and on auto-pilot I pop up the stairs towards Mandarin. One thing I didn't mention yet is that Da the Cambo girl from last week had left something in my room ... no idea what as I don't speak / read Thai, but it looks like some sort of medical certificate. I don't know if it's important or not, but just in case had intended to return it. I forgot to take it last night as I'd just gotten back from Patts and hadn't dug it out of my bag, but I'd promised the mama downstairs I would bring it tonight when I enquired after Da last night. Mama remembers me, introduces me to Da's actual Cambo sister who's up on stage, and I hand it over and ask her sister to give Da my regards. Mama tries to push a girl or two at me, but I'm having none of it after what happened upstairs here last night. That reminds me, I'll pop in up there for shits and giggles, and see if Pon the mama is there in order to have a word.

Well, not only is Pon there, but the place is packed and many of the hot girls have returned. A nervous look from last night's waitress, and I ask for Pon in order to say hello. Pon remembers me from last week, remember's I took #22 upstairs and little Da from downstairs, even giving Pon herself a joking "shoosh" as in "Don't tell #22" as we left. I mention I was here last night and that it was terrible, and I don't even finish before she says "Ohh, lady drink, yeah". So, to be fair to them, they took my stern yet reasoned complaint last night on board, and have already filled in Pon on what happened. I point out how much better the place looks tonight, and she asks if she can find me a lady ... good old Pon, always striking the right balance between helpful and pushy. I've already seen Min (#22) on stage, but she's canoodling with a customer as soon as she gets down. I ask about #6, nope, she's not working tonight. I look around, and more in hope than anything ask about #4, the girl with the bangin' body that I literally remembered from 15 months ago when I was here September 2011. "Oh, she over there" ... didn't even see her in the corner, but Pon summons her over.

Uoy is 26, soon to be 27, from Khon Khaen, and has the body of an olympic athlete. She's ridiculously toned. I offer her a drink, but Pon interjects, "No no, she dance in one minute, you buy drink later". BRILLIANT STUFF. Compare that to the rabble of drink scammers last night!! I tell Pon to order a lady drink anyways, but this time it's for her. :) Anyways, watch Uoy dance, she's gorgeous and I always thought so. I even mentioned her in last year's TR, and I remember a BM responding that she only does ST, so for some reason I'd expected her to be a princess. Not so at all, when she returns to my side she's really nice, and we share a few laughs before I ask the question. As it's now after midnight, she's happy to stay with me "Up to you" time, so it's soon locked and agreed that she'll stay with me until my cab arrives at 5am. I can't believe my luck, 2 nights running on my last night in Patts and first night back in BKK I hit the jackpot when all seemed lost, now tonight I have BF'd the ONE girl I physically remembered from well over a year ago.

Well what could've turned out to be my biggest punting acheivement is instead now one of my biggest regrets, as despite Uoy's very best efforts I again ran out of gas and didn't get over the line. More than anything I'm kicking myself for not BF'ing her earlier in the trip, on a night when we'd have had a lot more time together. After showers, she went first, I'm surprised to unravel her towel and find her bra and panties are back on. But a few kisses, light strokes of that incredibly firm torso and sucks on her tits later, the clothes are flying off and she's really into the session. She went down on me for quite some time, we shared an epic mutual oral session of 69 in which I could not get enough of her tiny sweet incredibly bright pink pussy .... at one stage I was reaching for my Ray Ban's, cannot believe how pink she is inside those little dark brown lips. Then into all order of positions (mish, side, doggie, caterpillar then cowgirl) for quite some time before the triple scourge got to me: one too many drinks, not enough sleep (last night with Kung was very broken sleep-wise), and those fucking shit Durex rubbers.

I've run out of Ansell's, and these Durex ones are supposed to be "featherlite intimate fitting" or some shit, but in reality they're just too tight around the tip and severely restrict sensation. Uoy's also incredibly tight which should be a good thing, but with these rubbers there's just no friction, so it feels like I've sandwiched my cock between two bricks. Reluctantly call it quits, there's always the morning, right?? Somehow between the 4:30am wake-up call, me packing and dashing downstairs for the cab at 5:15am, Uoy still manages to get me up with some fervent oral but once again as soon as the rubber's on and I'm in it's just not happening. Absolutely devastating end to the trip for me, though I did still thoroughly enjoy my time playing with this beautiful creature, fucking her and eating her out for what seemed an eternity. She enjoyed that too, fantastic girl she is. :) She accompanies me and my bags down in the lift, it's only then that I slip her 2.5K for her 5 hours with me, then I also slip her my number. Tell her I'd love to see her again, that she's the reason I even went to Mandarin this time around, so if she ends up somewhere else to please let me know and I'll come pay bar there instead!! Watch her slink out of the lobby, past my waiting cab, and reality hits that this trip is OVER. :(

Make sure I get a receipt from the Dawin. Fair enough if I have to pay for those sheets, but just seems too coincidental to me that the first time I've ever been hit up for a 1K cash deposit, I'm hit for a 1K damage bill inside 24hours. Even last week they just took my credit card imprint as security. It might all be legit, but I just get that printed receipt on principle to make sure that house-keeping and reception aren't splitting my 1K as part of their Xmas bonus. 30 mins and 500 baht later, and I'm the saddest man in the world entering Departures level. :(

BTW, I Know 500's steep, but that included tolls and was pre-booked by the hotel. I couldn't be stuffed lugging bags around trying fruitlessly to hail a meter cab at 5am in order to save ~200 baht. Shit flight home, more idiots that can't control their children in public, and more queue-jumpers than you could possibly count during the bag-check / boarding process .... I'm surprised these people aren't arriving by boat!!! (Aussie immigration policy in-joke there). :D

That's it, though final summation still to come over the weekend. Cannot wait to do it all again in 2013!!

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:13 AM
THAT'S A WRAP

Final, quick, summation of BKK. I fucking love that city, must be my favourite place in the world. Having been there a few times previously, on this trip I was genuinely pleasantly surprised by the nature of all the ladies I took there. In the past, as a newbie which I now know the girls can "smell", I've had a few mechanical sessions.

This time around, just about every girl was incredibly friendly, highly-sexed and incredibly willing as a sexual partner. I don't know if it's my gentlemanly demeanour or the fact they can now tell I know the score, I don't know if I'm getting more "hansum" in my middle age, or I don't know if some of them are just genuinely horny as they're not getting as much sex with the downturn in visitors. To some extent I feel I got a little lucky with my BF's, there were three in particular in the girls from Babydolls, Midnite and my last night at Mandarin where the girls had potential to be "princesses" back in the room. But starting off maybe a little "softer" or unselfishly compared to what they're used to, I soon had them at ease and managed to unleash some very sexually uninhibited ladies that you just could NOT pick back in the bars. :D

Anyways, BKK. Didn't get to sample the FL scene at Climax, Insomnia or Thermae. Next time. Also didn't get to any of the BJ bars, or do a session at Annie's, though I must say a quick stop in there at one stage did see the most packed fishbowl I've ever seen there. Next time, for sure.

My general preference based on last 4 trips is NEP >>> Cowboy. Bars inside NEP rated as follows:

LEVEL 1

Hollywood - some potential for a BF. Did BF from there last trip, this time on one visit they had a few nice ladies, but ladyboy mamasan tried to shortchange me. They've also been known to have the occassional post-op on stage, so beware on both counts.

Rainbow 1/2 - definite potential for a BF. Some very hot ladies, just get in early before they're all snapped up by the Japanese punters!!

Missed Lollipop and the new Nana Main Station ..... saw one absolute honey enter there to start her shift from up on the Balcony Bar, need to spend more time on Level 1 on next trip.

LEVEL 2 (also known as "The Shiz")

Mandarin - upstairs is re-installed as number one with a bullet for me, just. 4 visits, 1 horrible night where I was rorted for LD's, but the other 3 all resulted in BF's so you do the math. They have some cute girls downstairs as well, who are by and large not as stunning, but definitely "hungrier". Check out both.

Rainbow 3/4 - see above RE: Rainbow 1/2. Slightly disappointed in hindsight I never got back to Rainbow 3 on my last night, to see if my "sweetener" to #6 would have paid off. But Rainbow 4 will rightly remain the "motherload" for a lot of punters, by sheer weight of numbers and high overall quality, it's a must-visit place in NEP. Just be prepared to fight the Japanese guys for the attention of your chosen lady, maybe be aggressive and get your waitress to bring over the one you like ASAP.

Angelwitch - always worth a visit for the shows alone, though on this trip I found the ladies "hungrier" and more approachable than ever. Definitely considered a BF from here, something I've never been close to on other trips (though it IS usually my first stop, and I never BF from first bar, so ...... grain of salt).

Spanky's - good fun, decent line-up, also always worth a visit

DC-10 - nothing's changed in the last 15 months imo. Great little bar, love the layout, but they just don't have the quantity or quality of ladies on the roster to fill it. :(

Mercury - interesting little place. Popped in here once, only by mistake too, but pleasantly surprised. 3 ladies there I'd have interviewed, #55's a real hottie imo

Straps - DO NOT ENTER. lol. Got my head inside the curtain to be greeted by the sight of just 2 ladies on stage, the 1 closest to the door looked like Ellen DeGeneres' lesbian Thai grandma .... ugh, I needed bleach for my eyes.

I missed Erotica on this trip, having BF'd from there before. Will check it out again next time.

LEVEL 3

Billboard - trust me gents. Walk inside, do not turn left towards the shiny stage with occassional shows, do not pass GO and collect 200 baht. Just walk straight ahead and take any available seat at the jacuzzi that appears to your right. Enjoy the view, you're welcome, send me a Christmas card. :D BF'd from here previously, how I didn't on the night I sat there dribbling into the jacuzzi while three of the hottest little nymphs I've seen were splashing about in there, no-one will ever know. If the jacuzzi is empty, leave in protest, but be sure to go back a bit earlier the next night.

Las Vegas - meh, shadow of the place it once was, don't think they even have shows any more??

Lone Star - dreary place, ordinary lineup, can't beleive I took a seat and wasted 10-15mins in there

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:14 AM
THAT'S A WRAP - PART II

Whoops, totally forgot Soi Cowboy. Read into that what you want. :p

Baccara - like Rainbow 4 in NEP, will remain the "motherload" for most, and with good reason. For absolutely ridiculous sheer numbers, and high overall quality, it can't be beaten on Soi Cowboy. On reflection, it's probably the best lineup in BKK, but let down by the remainder of bars surrounding it. I found the change in shift amusing, it just takes so long and is such a logistical nightmare for the ladies, testament to the HUGE number of ladies in there. Just be prepared, once again, to fight the Japanese guys for the girls attentions. You'll need to be aggressive, and to make things easier heed my advice about peeling LEFT when you enter, and grab a seat in that corner if possible. The off-stage ladies will mill around right in front of you, and it will be a piece of cake to get their attention and invite them over for a quick chat. She'll push for a LD early, and will even depart to get it herself, so if you think she's possibly "Japanese only" best to ask quickly!!

Midnite - great medium-sized bar, cheers to jeremy for the heads-up. A few really cute girls on here, they're all friendly and not too many punters either, so should be easy to pick the one you like and summon her over. My BF from there was a real highlight of this trip, what a girl!!

Tilac - it remains popular, has a reputation that frankly I struggle to comprehend. Don't like the layout, ladies and their outfits can be hit and miss, and they seem to have different tiers of ladies (coyote's and regular dancers, but easily enough to distinguish). Stayed for a drink for the first time ever, and there were 2 possible interviewee's, so the place has gone up in my estimation. It was packed punter-wise, so others clearly rate it, just makes it a little tougher to pick your girl with that ratio though

Dollhouse - BF potential if you're lucky. Popped in a couple of times, some cute girls but I'd be looking closely at ID, fully nude upstairs but far less ladies and far more punters up there, so ........ myeh

Long Gun / Rawhide - like Angelwitch, worth it for the shows, though AW is classy while these places are more "ping pong ball", "banana" and "dart / balloon" shows. You could get lucky early on in the night, but no BF potential for me when I visited

Cowboy 2 - dark horse on Soi Cowboy. Few decent lookers in amongst the older "really hungry" ones, worth a drink to check out imo

Deja Vu - the hottest girls are all out front. Next time I'll just ask them if they can be BF'd, and if not, won't bother heading in to get rorted on LD's. Disclaimer: this is your primo destination for a "McPiss" on Soi Cowboy ..... just pop straight to the far left corner, and enjoy the show right from the comfort of your urinal. Ace concept, that one!!

Oh, and if you're in Bangkok for anything more than 24 hours and you DON'T head out to Nataree, you're a bloody idiot. Get the BTS to Asoke, from there you get the MRT 4 stops from Sukhumvit to Huai Khwang (it's in the direction of Bang Sue ..... I intend to take the first girl I meet at Nataree who's named Sue, but that's an aside!). :p

Then take exit #3 towards the Emerald Hotel. At the top of the stairs / escalator, you will see the sign for Emanualle, walk straight towards it. JUST past Emanuelle is Nataree, on the right side of the road (same side as you will be on). Walk in through the carpark, take the FIRST door you see, the one on the right-hand side of the Nataree building ...... I've seen too many guys post on here that they went and it was shit, yet they took the second door to the "legit" massage section. :o

The first door will see you enter the main room, fishbowl to your left as you enter, sideline stunners all around. Grab a papa, and he'll explain it all to you, incl. the price of each girl. I intend to explore more massage places next time around, but I guarantee I will continue to spend afternoon's at this fine establishment. Yes, the rooms are shit, but that's why it's such relatively good value. The sideline girls are hot, young, and start at 2,300 baht for 90 minutes in the room. The day they renovate, you can bet those prices will skyrocket. I'm still kicking myself for ONLY getting there twice during my 5 days in BKK. :(

Punter Poontang
15-11-2013, 01:15 AM
THAT'S A WRAP - PART III

OK, I've already wrapped up BKK, time to do the same for Patts. First up, I'm a dickhead, I never got to Soi 6 ..... I know it's not far off going to LOS and not getting laid at all, but due to a combination of poor timing and exhaustion from my adventures, I was saving myself to roam at night. I'm a gogo addict, so hitting as many of them in and around Walking Street was my priority on this cherry trip to Patts. Next time I will do Soi 6, Devil's Den, more beer bars (Tik was a gem!) and possibly more time in the disco's ..... this time around that wasn't my thing, most were quiet, and there was next to nothing in the way of hot and available ladies present.

Anyways, my Pattaya go-go findings are as follows:

WALKING STREET

Airport - Go early. Hit 'n miss for me, great early on and some freaky ladies in the jacuzzi, slim pickings (as to be expected) later on on a different night

Alcatraz - Myeh, cool theme / layout. It's a BIG place, so just not enough ladies to fill it when I was there, though 1 or 2 decent lookers

Angelwitch - Went there once and didn't return despite it's handy location on Soi Awesome. Warm beer (my first one too!) was unacceptable

Babydolls - Awesome place. Friendly girls, solid 7's with the occassional 8 depending on your tastes. Great mama too, but the strength is that this place has EVERYTHING in small doses. Hot girls dancing, hands-on fun for your LD's, a naughty corner with all sorts of nasty stuff going on, plus a jacuzzi and big screen with EPL football on in the back. What more could you possibly want??

Baccara - Go early. Like it's Soi Cowboy cousin, rightly considered the "motherload" by many. HUGE selection, though Japanese oriented. Amazingly good, sexy but simple, show when I was there during prime time. WILL return and WILL BF

Bada Bing - Great lineup, fantastic dancers, just taking the piss with 1.5K BF's. :( I ended up with a bad apple in Rung, but that said I didn't see any other lady get BF'd or really even pushing for LD's, so perhaps this place thrives on bar sales alone with the dancers just providing the eye candy to keep drinkers amused?? Not sure, but someone needs to BF #5 and give her a thorough seeing to if it's at all possible

Beach Club - Great place. Big, plenty of ladies with different tiers. Girls also very friendly for your LD. Enormous potential for BF's even though I didn't

Dollhouse - ???

Fahrenheit - Myeh. Average place, few decent lookers though I had no chance to get near them as I was accosted by the welcome girl who I just couldn't consider for a BF

Happy - Decent. Small place, but a few decent lookers and the ladies really appeared to enjoy themselves. Would definitely return

Heaven Above - Dross when I was there, but apparently free food brings out all the Cheap Charlie's getting wankered on draught beer, so ......

Iron - Rubbish, don't bother. Especially for that showing in prime time, I'll just pop next door into Airport next time

Mandarin - OK for a smallish place. Mainly 7's, but a few were VERY hungry looking, definitely could BF if getting the right vibe

Peppermint - ???

Sapphire - Amazing. Best lineup 5 nights running, hands down. Clean modern place, good seating / viewing, great outfits for the ladies and the occassional show (naked with dripping candle wax), girls very friendly and well worth the 1K BF imo (especially if you're taking them LT)

Secrets - Rubbish, don't bother for GG. For a sports bar or quick feed, it's OK

Spanky's - Dross when I was there, but again, apparently free food brings out all the Cheap Charlie's getting wankered on draught beer. Will try another night on next trip before passing a final judgement

Superbaby / Supergirls - Go early. Great lineup, equal quality to Baccara just with smaller numbers. Though like Baccara, VERY Japanese oriented

What's Up - Go early. Great lineup, equal quality to Baccara just with smaller numbers. Not sure if this place is also Japanese oriented, it was very quiet when I was there so hard to gauge normal custom. Girls didn't seem too interested though, so drops a few points behind Baccara / Superbaby etc

Windmill - Fun place, friendly girls, mainly solid 7's with a few 8's. Would've definitely BF'd from here if #101 wasn't on her rags

X-Zone - Rubbish, don't bother. That whole complex was a pain in the arse, 4 gogo's inside one main entrance, so there are dudes swarming around you like angry bee's trying to coax you into their bar over the other 3. Really annoying

FURTHER AFIELD

Champagne - Quality daytime stunner types when I was there around 3pm, some fun to be had for sure

Kitten Club / Obsessions - Ugh, pathetic, don't bother. Just, DON'T

Tahitian Queen - Decent daytime fun place, a few real hottie's, even if none of them ended up in my lap and I was forced to take a horror :D


In hindsight, I could probably have spent a week on what I dubbed "Soi Awesome" alone .... never actually learned the correct name, but you've got Babydolls, What's Up across the road, Sapphire about 2 doors down, Angelwitch across the road from that, then the Beach Club next door again. That's an amazingly good array of places that are literally 30 seconds apart from each other. :D I honestly could have done Walking Street visiting only Soi Awesome, with the occassional side visit to Bada Bing, Baccara, and Superbaby / Supergirls in order to stretch my legs. Above is listed alphabetically, so hopefully that helps with some sort of order of preference, based only on my opinion at the times I visited of course.

Finally, loved the Beer Garden, cheers to mouse30 for mentioning it in all his adventures. Genuinely good cheap food, great spot to sit out there with the cool ocean breeze over the water, and the service girls were awesomely fun and friendly. Ate there nearly every day for a late lunch / early dinner, and had many laughs with a few of the girls that worked there, awesome place. Late afternoons there looked to be the odd cutie in amongst the beer bars facing the street there, that also surround the Thai Boxing ring ..... never did sit down for a beer, but will do while watching a fight or two in the evenings next time.

AHLUNGOR
15-11-2013, 08:34 AM
Wow! Were these posts from a book you published !

It's like a punters guide, I haven't read all yet, so much intel. I'll read more later.

Excellent work brother PP

Cheers

CunningLinguist
15-11-2013, 08:43 AM
Impressive!

Gucci2012
20-11-2013, 12:27 AM
Standing ovation☆★☆★

Now that is an AR

Punter Poontang
20-11-2013, 01:28 AM
Wow! Were these posts from a book you published !


Hahaha, nah mate, just copied & pasted from the other forum where I initially posted them each day. It's a great way to kill time in the afternoons while recovering from the previous nights mayhem, so spent at least an hour each day hunched over the laptop typing it all up .... it generated a great deal of interest and discussion which made the effort worthwhile, plus it's great to re-live by logging in and re-reading it myself.

I'm aware it's gonna be one hell of a shitfight to wade through on here, especially if undertaken in one hit. Hopefully there's something worthwhile in there for anyone who makes the effort though, so thanks to you, CL & Gucci for your acknowledgements. :-)

Raybo
22-11-2013, 03:46 PM
Thanks PP. Looks like I am going to BKK for the first time next Feb for a conference.....cant wait now after reading this review! One question, how many rubbers did you go through? :-D

Punter Poontang
22-11-2013, 04:43 PM
Thanks PP. Looks like I am going to BKK for the first time next Feb for a conference.....cant wait now after reading this review! One question, how many rubbers did you go through? :-D

Hahaha, I'd say around 30 in the 11 nights. Had a 24 pack of the regular Ansell ones, plus a 12 pack of the Durex ultra thin ones .... came back with a few spare as even if I did 36 loads there were a few CIM's in there too. Definitely take your own, and always use them for FS in LOS, no exceptions. :-)

Very jealous, I miss BKK terribly, dunno when my next trip will be. :-( Assuming you only have a few days, it's imperative you work out your preferred "scene" quickly so you can focus your efforts. e.g. LT'ing go-go stunners can be tricky if you're holed up in a hotel with work colleagues, so you may need to focus on in-house "massage" options.

Read the other BKK threads here too, especially the one titled "Vietnam & Bangkok" under O/S General Talk. I've put some tips in there about pricing & negotiating, take as much of that in as possible as the girls can smell a noob a mile away and will honestly hustle you for as much as they think you will pay, they'll be assuming you don't know any better.

After getting through all that, if I've missed anything, feel free to ask away if you've got any questions. :-)

the doctor.
24-11-2013, 09:24 PM
Hahaha, I'd say around 30 in the 11 nights. Had a 24 pack of the regular Ansell ones, plus a 12 pack of the Durex ultra thin ones .... came back with a few spare as even if I did 36 loads there were a few CIM's in there too. Definitely take your own, and always use them for FS in LOS, no exceptions. :-)

Very jealous, I miss BKK terribly, dunno when my next trip will be. :-( Assuming you only have a few days, it's imperative you work out your preferred "scene" quickly so you can focus your efforts. e.g. LT'ing go-go stunners can be tricky if you're holed up in a hotel with work colleagues, so you may need to focus on in-house "massage" options.

Read the other BKK threads here too, especially the one titled "Vietnam & Bangkok" under O/S General Talk. I've put some tips in there about pricing & negotiating, take as much of that in as possible as the girls can smell a noob a mile away and will honestly hustle you for as much as they think you will pay, they'll be assuming you don't know any better.

After getting through all that, if I've missed anything, feel free to ask away if you've got any questions. :-)
WOW what a f...kn resource this thread is
"Fucking in thailand the ultimate Guide."
Can I come to your book launch ??

Punter Poontang
25-11-2013, 03:43 PM
WOW what a f...kn resource this thread is
"Fucking in thailand the ultimate Guide."
Can I come to your book launch ??

Cheers, genuinely hoping others get something out it if they make the effort to wade through it all.

The book deal is still in the pipeline, but naturally if it's going to be a best seller I'll need to do another trip or two first, purely for additional "research" purposes. :-P

Raybo
26-11-2013, 02:50 PM
Hahaha, I'd say around 30 in the 11 nights. Had a 24 pack of the regular Ansell ones, plus a 12 pack of the Durex ultra thin ones .... came back with a few spare as even if I did 36 loads there were a few CIM's in there too. Definitely take your own, and always use them for FS in LOS, no exceptions. :-)

Very jealous, I miss BKK terribly, dunno when my next trip will be. :-( Assuming you only have a few days, it's imperative you work out your preferred "scene" quickly so you can focus your efforts. e.g. LT'ing go-go stunners can be tricky if you're holed up in a hotel with work colleagues, so you may need to focus on in-house "massage" options.

Read the other BKK threads here too, especially the one titled "Vietnam & Bangkok" under O/S General Talk. I've put some tips in there about pricing & negotiating, take as much of that in as possible as the girls can smell a noob a mile away and will honestly hustle you for as much as they think you will pay, they'll be assuming you don't know any better.

After getting through all that, if I've missed anything, feel free to ask away if you've got any questions. :-)

I think a 6 pack will be more than enough for my trip :-). The conference is only 2 days but i will probably stay an extra 2 nights so I can get LT then. As for work colleagues, I am sure a group of us will go check out NEP & Soi Cowboy on those evenings. I can check out what I like and go back on my own!