so general question about language translation

[kobe7]

I know basic mandarin. If your in a cover up masssage parlour and the girls do not speak much english. How do you say extra services?

I need the character and pinyin in mandarin

[Licker]

First of all. what do you mean by "a cover up masssage parlour"?
Secondly is this parlour in Australia or China?

Thirdly, what's wrong with sign language?

[tpol]

Use the unofficial universal sign language

[Licker]

BTW: how is this for extra?

Why do men go to massage? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcTY-Hc_2dI)

[wilisno]

First of all. what do you mean by "a cover up masssage parlour"?
Secondly is this parlour in Australia or China?

Thirdly, what's wrong with sign language?

That sign language is pretty universal I would think ! :miao:

[AHLUNGOR]

I know basic mandarin. If your in a cover up masssage parlour and the girls do not speak much english. How do you say extra services?

I need the character and pinyin in mandarin

Very easy:

HJ = Dar Fay Gee

Get naked = Tor Yee

FS = Jor Ai

That's all you ever need to say.......lol

Good luck

Cheers

[Max Impact]

How do you say?: "no I don't want to father your babies"

[B-man]

All I say is 'Wo ai ni'. They are weak at the knees after that.

But sometimes it can be a pain in the ass if you speak a bit of the lingo. They then talk and talk and talk when you are more interested in them using their mouth for other uses!!!

[wilisno]

Very easy:

HJ = Dar Fay Gee

Get naked = Tor Yee

FS = Jor Ai

That's all you ever need to say.......lol

Good luck

Cheers
Haha ! You're obviously a Cantonese trying to speak Mandarin ! :miao:

HJ = Da Fei Ji

Get Naked = Tuo Yi

FS = Zuo Ai ( pronounced as Juor Ai )

[B-man]

How do you say?: "no I don't want to father your babies"

'haizi wo bu yao le. Ni bu hao kan, hai you chou si le'.

Roughly is, 'I don't want children. You are ugly and also smell really bad'.

[AHLUNGOR]

Haha ! You're obviously a Cantonese trying to speak Mandarin ! :miao:

HJ = Da Fei Ji

Get Naked = Tuo Yi

FS = Zuo Ai ( pronounced as Juor Ai )

Well, if I haven't throw out my Canto Mando, when is your proper Mandarins gonna come out ??

[kobe7]

First of all. what do you mean by "a cover up masssage parlour"?
Secondly is this parlour in Australia or China?

Thirdly, what's wrong with sign language?
You can actually get a medicare rebate under a massage scheme.I am not going to say anything more due to smh articles popping up.Sign language they act they do not understand.

[kobe7]

Thanks Ahlungor and wilisno

[wilisno]

Thanks Ahlungor and wilisno

The easiest and best way is to download an app to your iphone. My recommendation will be : " itranslate Voice ". It's a voice translator, you just talk into it in your own language, then it will speak out in the language that you choose !

[rooter]

No need to learn the pedestrian languages of mere mortals.
Just speak the universal language of the gods, the language of luurve; as you dine on ambrosia.
Thai, German, Mandarin, Hindi, Korean, Japanese, Italian, Hokkien, Malay ... they all understand.