Breastaurants!!!

[jellyshots]

Alright! Breastaurants!

Here are the American chains.
- Hooters (http://www.hooters.com)
- Tilted Kilt (http://www.tiltedkilt.com)
- Cowgirls Expresso (http://www.mugstogo.com]&quot;Mugs n Jugs[/URL]<br /> - http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com]Twin Peaks[/URL]<br /> - [URL=&quot;http://www.cowgirlsespresso.com)
- Show Me’s (http://www.showmes.com)
- Bone Daddy’s House of Smoke (http://www.bonedaddys.com)
- Man Cave (http://www.themancaverestaurants.com)
- Heart Attack Grill (http://www.heartattackgrill.com)

Scubar (http://www.scubar.com.au) in Sydney does a good job of having bargirls with tight fitting tops and big tits.

Ok, so what is the thread really about?

I was asked why we don’t have a decent breastaurant in Sydney. We have a tonne of massage shops, brothels and strip clubs. Why not a breastaurant? I din’t really have an answer. We have tonnes of tourists, why not?

So let’s all come up with a fantasy concept. I was thinking a 1950’s style diner like out of Pulp Fiction but with roller girls like well, Rollergirl (Heather Graham) from Boogie Nights.

What do you all think and how would the girls get extra tips?

[jellyshots]

I meant Sydney CBD. There are a lot of massage shops, brothels and strip clubs in the CBD but the only two breastaurants are out in Parramatta and Penrith. Both are Hooters...

[Boney]

I was very disappointed when I went Lowenbrau Keller the Munich Beer cellar down at the rocks where they advertised buxom Germanic wenches with you beer. I ordered jugs and I only got shot glasses.

Room for improvement.

[waynekerr]

Like your sense of humor Boney, you're a funny man.

[rooter]

Slightly off topic but I used to love the Oxford Tavern in Petersham.
It closed down for a renovation and is probably opening soon as yet another inner-west bar/foodie place. (how many do we fucking need!!)
The original Oxford was classic! Topless barmaids, pole dancers, strippers, nude jelly wrestling - total blokes' paradise!
And the place was rough as guts!
Especially during the day. Full of alcoholics, deros, bikers, workmen, addicts, dirty perverts, dealers, wannabe Bukowskis and Kerouacs, bogans, yobbos.
And at night you would sometimes get some suits or "straighty 180s" coming in for a walk on the wild side.
It was a relic - the last trace of the "Wild (inner) West - and now it's gone - so sad.

[gti6]

Twin Peeks in Woolloomooloo might be what you are after

[brotherfrancisofassisi]

Oxford tavern was the only one I have been too. Shame to see it's gone but I didn't frequent it much..

[imagination69]

Twin Peeks in Woolloomooloo might be what you are after


Be prepared to sent 3hrs for lunch there.
Worth every single minute...

[gti6]

Be prepared to sent 3hrs for lunch there.
Worth every single minute...

Pepper with EVERYTHING :slobber:

[jellyshots]

Twin Peeks in Woolloomooloo might be what you are after

Nah, that's just a lingerie restaurant. Same kind of thing can be had at Men's Gallery on Pitt Street. I'm not talking strip club plus food. I'm talking big titty friendly waitresses, short shorts, flirting and a burger.

[jellyshots]

There was 1 near wynard, not sure if it still there.
The Govenor I think??
High priced not really promoted as the guys that went there wanted to keep it to themselves.
Besides that I doubt its profitable in the CBD to invest in a place like this.

Really? Food's huge in the city even with the high rental prices. If you did one at Wynyard you'd get the lunch time finance crowd and solicitors coming in. Clean(er) fun as opposed to tits out on display the whole time.

[rooter]

The one near Wynyard is the Velvet Underground.
There is also a pub inside Wynyard Station that has topless barmaids on certain days/times.

[jellyshots]

The one near Wynyard is the Velvet Underground.
There is also a pub inside Wynyard Station that has topless barmaids on certain days/times.

Cool, that one I'd drop in to. Hey Rooter, congrats on the 2000 posts :cool2:

[Licker]

I'm talking big titty friendly waitresses, short shorts, flirting and a burger.

So when are we opening one?

Hooters is a registered trademark, so I guess we need to call it "The Jugs - everything by the litre"

[cheungchau]

Where is the MONEY? How much to the DEEEPPPPPPPPP Pocket of ML(s) and WL (s)... Money counts, only, mate!


I meant Sydney CBD. There are a lot of massage shops, brothels and strip clubs in the CBD but the only two breastaurants are out in Parramatta and Penrith. Both are Hooters...

[jellyshots]

Where is the MONEY? How much to the DEEEPPPPPPPPP Pocket of ML(s) and WL (s)... Money counts, only, mate!

There used to be a shooter bar in Kings X called the Test Tube Factory where hot girls in skin tight nurses uniforms came over and sold trays of overprices shots to guys and if the guys tipped, they would pour it down the guy's throat. It was like a $10 for the guy to do that but he usually got a face full of tits.

If you served jellyshots :slobber: the same way for a $5 or a desert for a $10 where the girl sat on your lap, would punters go for it?

[jellyshots]

So when are we opening one?

Hooters is a registered trademark, so I guess we need to call it "The Jugs - everything by the litre"

Nice Jugs???

[AHLUNGOR]

Nah, that's just a lingerie restaurant. Same kind of thing can be had at Men's Gallery on Pitt Street. I'm not talking strip club plus food. I'm talking big titty friendly waitresses, short shorts, flirting and a burger.

Like a big tits Octoberfest bar maid ??

[aussiegaigin]

There was 1 near wynard, not sure if it still there.
The Govenor I think??
High priced not really promoted as the guys that went there wanted to keep it to themselves.
Besides that I doubt its profitable in the CBD to invest in a place like this.

The Governor's Pleasure, I think it was.

There was also a topless pub on Harris St in Pyrmont a few years ago, before the area became residential.

[vvillie]

Twin Peeks in Woolloomooloo might be what you are after

Ahh twin peeks! I had a memorable meal there years ago. Food was nothing special, but the women were stunning! Too bad they're just there for eye candy and flirting...

[jellyshots]

Like a big tits Octoberfest bar maid ??

Definitely. You can see why Hooters is a huge business in America. Question is, could you make mini sliders and have waitresses in risque clothing here and make them as popular with the male city lunch crowd?

I love a good Oktoberfest big titted German girl btw. I'm going to have to get my little German dove one I think for playtime... :cool2:

[jellyshots]

Ahh twin peeks! I had a memorable meal there years ago. Food was nothing special, but the women were stunning! Too bad they're just there for eye candy and flirting...

Hahaha! Who would be in there for the food? ROFL...

[rooter]

I am not really into mixing food with sex.
All this 9 1/2 Weeks nonsense with pouring honey, yoghurt, anchovies, and a laksa over yourselves while copulating is just plain silly - not to mention unhygienic !
And I don't like titillation when I am eating. I like to enjoy my food without distractions.
In fact I don't like titillation full stop - unless it leads to fucking or at least a blowjob, or at the very least a handjob!
I like to separate out the two.
Go to a brothel for an hour of non-stop fucking, sucking, licking, sweat, saliva, sperm and pussy juice.
And then have a shower freshen up and go to a nice little restaurant for a civilised meal served by a suitably modestly attired waiter/waitress.