The wearing of love beeds while getting a massage.

[oilman]

I've taken to inserting anal love beeds before I get a massage. My beeds have a love heart handle on the string. The ML's seem to find this "interesting". Im thinking about all so writing a note on my arse in pen that says " P.T.O & Tug" whats everyone think of this?

[ecchi.gaijin]

And you wonder why MLs never took you up on the free massage offer? lol

[oilman]

And you wonder why MLs never took you up on the free massage offer? lol

Just cause I wear love beeds it dont mean I have wondering hands...

[ecchi.gaijin]

Given it is Christmas, maybe you would try some tinsel or a string of flashing lights instead of the beads?

[DirtySanchez]

And walk in saying Ho Ho Ho

[BrainSex]

I love this forum

[oilman]

Given it is Christmas, maybe you would try some tinsel or a string of flashing lights instead of the beads?

Hit the nail on the head there!
String with Christmas lights & a SMALL santas slay with rain deer in stead of beeds then just before I roll over ill push out the display! ! Wow imagine the attention id get !!!. Ill call the presentation "Santas Slay & Rain Deer of joy" :-)

[ecchi.gaijin]

Maybe you could paint a baby Jesus on your old fella and bleach your pubes to look like barn full of straw

...... did I just cross a line?

[jonnomethinks]

For some reason it makes me think of pulling the rip cord n my Victa mower

[oilman]

Maybe you could paint a baby Jesus on your old fella and bleach your pubes to look like barn full of straw

...... did I just cross a line?

There is no line to cross when it comes to anal pleasure, only a deep dark hole to fall into.

Im at tattoo shop now waiting to get the Jesus put on! Hope super sun in bleach does the job on my pubes...
Deck the halls with bells of holly, falla la la...etc... :-)

[oilman]

For some reason it makes me think of pulling the rip cord n my Vista mower

Mmm nice! Pull the cord & ill mow the lawn :-) :-)

[66666]

ur one sick puppy. i love it.

[danenth]

Have visions of a magician pulling endless hankies all tied together

[zibab]

[QUOTE=66666;445941]ur one sick puppy. i love it.[/QUOTE

+1 Outstanding

[oilman]

Well christmas was ruined this yeah, brown rain put a dampener on it... if your the ML who suffered my mishap reads this I hope the $100 cleaning fee & new denim shorts helped...

[harmony]

Greek style?
Rule me out

[ecchi.gaijin]

Well christmas was ruined this yeah, brown rain put a dampener on it... if your the ML who suffered my mishap reads this I hope the $100 cleaning fee & new denim shorts helped...

Oilman, I am with 66666, you are one sick puppy.......... lol