Do You Have A Fucking Problem!

[Max Impact]

I think I have a problem. A fucking problem!

I want to have sex every day- it consumes my thoughts- it dictates my movements throughout the day. You know its bad when:

- your mate sends you a link for a Sex Addition Hotline but you never asked for it

- shop owners tell you that you should maybe take a day off to concentrate on work

Basically, I either punt or see one of my private (all Azn) girls everyday. If I travel to a country that is not punting friendly I fret like a lonely dog.

By the way, if I have a problem I don't want to be cured. I'm loving it!

Do you have a fucking problem?

[cloud]

I think every guy on this forum has a fucking problem.

Fortunately I have also have a money problem, which helps keep my fucking problem in check :miao:

[harmony]

Hi Max
Maybe you can break it down for us...

What are the different stages you go through with punting?

I'm in Stage 1 - Beginner
This stage is characterised by wide eyed wonder at how nice good sex, is with sexy women
Money is spent freely up to the stage you know which level of quality you are happy with, ie parlour or escort
This stage is also characterised by your ability to ignore the financial costs coz its all so new
You are also more likely to lose money on dud roots coz you trust every papasan and mamasan you meet

[vvillie]

I have a fucking problem, but unfortunately my problem is not fucking!

24 days since my last punt and going strong!

[Good_guy_Greg]

how do you get the money to punt so much?

[Max Impact]

Hi Max
Maybe you can break it down for us...

What are the different stages you go through with punting?

I'm in Stage 1 - Beginner
This stage is characterised by wide eyed wonder at how nice good sex, is with sexy women
Money is spent freely up to the stage you know which level of quality you are happy with, ie parlour or escort
This stage is also characterised by your ability to ignore the financial costs coz its all so new
You are also more likely to lose money on dud roots coz you trust every papasan and mamasan you meet

You don't make many mistakes on dud roots when you are addicted, that's a good thing!

[harmony]

Stage 2 - The Regular

This stage is characterised by an awareness that some places just have the best talent, and others just never find quality to offer
There is only so many times you will pay for stocky, advertised as petite
Your curious exploration of the six different parlours or agencies in your area, narrows to the one to three preferred places that have consistent quality

You also realise some mamasans have your interests at heart more than just finding a guy to fill in an hour of the roster for them

[harmony]

Stage Three - Gauging The Need for Punting

This stage is characterised by the theme - do I need to be paying rather than improving my current personal life?
The amount of money being spent on punting is also finally reviewed
Most men decide either to give up punting or base their spending on a more planned budget
Some men don't ration and face the dilemma - affordability vs enjoyment

[Sadlesson]

it all depends i guess personally i got addicted to it but have calmed down as of late, you guys must have really high paying jobs to punt so much

[Max Impact]

- shop owners tell you that you should maybe take a day off to concentrate on work

We wish you can visit EVERYDAY:miao:

Youre the shop owner that said good idea to take a day off! la

[harmony]

Stage Four - Professional Woman Connoisseur

This is where a lot of men end up if they don't want to, or can't, give up paying lovely women for sex
At this point they have learnt how not to leave a money or paper trail, and so can continue this hidden life of frolic, at a cost of thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars a year
Some men can ration their diet, others are led by the head of their penis
The joy of sex within the bounds of a committed relationship is not enough to compared to the thrill of relatively anonymous sex with multiple different partners
This can be a long-term phase, sometimes with the problem that normal long-term personal relationships with women in your personal life are not pursued or nutured
Financial costs can also mean other financial goals are not met

[harmony]

Stage Five - Professional Bachelor or Sugardaddy

This is the final stage. Men grow old alone, not happy without a fresh lady on their lives every month
Some like famous film stars lead a life called 'Peter Pan syndrome' where they never have to grow up. Usually they are wealthy enough to support the lifestyle
Other men lose all credibility, as they chase women a third their age, get plastic surgery, or spend huge amounts of money leading the same bachelor lifestyle of their twenties and thirties
Ultimately they can't find their soulmate, but can still die with a smile on their face

[Max Impact]

I might be at Stage 5.01, Harmony!

[Max Impact]

Who ME.....

Not me la:miao:

Im a shop owner's dream lol!

[harmony]

Stage 6 - The Advisor
This is the stage where you inform fellow punters of the best parlours, best tips, and common mistakes made in this field of endeavour
Your many brothers on AUS99 can't help you with you issues coz they have enough issues of their own
But we are all human, and we love to learn how to enjoy life, stay healthy, stay sane, and be good to the loved ones in our life

[harmony]

Brother I was hooked the moment I made love to a truly beautiful lady and the price didn't seem expensive to me
No lady in my private life can come close because there arent any ladies in my private life so lovely

I don't punt for loneliness

In fact I have ladies in my private life I love and that love is returned

The difficulty is punting is an escape, and a thrill, and a little daring
The only solution is if in my personal life I meet an exotic beauty with brains and beauty and sex drive who can support herself financially and wants to commit to me for life
I don't wish to be some lady's meal ticket or visa solution
Until then I can't see a solution

[Max Impact]

Is there a Stage 7 when you come out and admit you have an addiction, Harmony?

Is there a Stage 8 where real life is just an escape from punting?

[harmony]

Precisely Max Impact.
Maybe you can describe those stages. I haven't reached those heights yet

But as Alcoholics Anonymous members have to acknowledge, the solution to an addiction starts by agreeing to yourself and your peers that you have a problem

[Max Impact]

Its amazing! I saw a fucking stunner today at BlueMoon and posted that AR before this thread.

And this thread has double the views of the AR thread. Must be hitting a nerve here.

And I acknowledge the problem and don't want to be cured!

[harmony]

Max Impact. Great thread

Thanks for letting us think more broadly on the good and not so good aspects of punting

I realised punting may not be the best for me when I start noticing that current or ex gf can never look as nice as the 20 year old walking down the street with a similar appearance, but a natural more youthful face and a hotter body

[CunningLinguist]

Maybe .......

[Max Impact]

Maybe .......

Deep.......

[CunningLinguist]

Stage 0 - The male.
You are not gay so by definition you think about pussy almost constantly, it's only a matter of time before you progress to stage 1 ...

[Max Impact]

I cant really remember stage 0. I think at Stage 1 I was in Pure Platinum, Dancers' Cabaret etc

[CunningLinguist]

I cant really remember stage 0. I think at Stage 1 I was in Pure Platinum, Dancers' Cabaret etc

Stage 0 was when you had no money :)

[grant]

Stage 0 was when you had no money :)

either that or the money had was derived from flipping burgers and pocket money. you spend your days gracing the pages of lewd magazines with your semen.

[Max Impact]

You know you're addicted when Syd99 is your home page!

[ChairmanPlough]

I cant really remember stage 0. I think at Stage 1 I was in Pure Platinum, Dancers' Cabaret etc

And the final inevitable stage on the journey.....the "grand finale"......the stage of "exhausted, dried-up, insolvent, financial and emotional loser."

[AHLUNGOR]

Do I have a fucking problem ?? Where do I fucking start !!

Fucking problem - Story of my life................lol

Let's see where are all these fucking problems ??

1. Dick too small
2. Cum too quickly
3. Can't get it up.
4. It's up but not 100% hard
5. It's hard but half way through it went soft.
6. I was fucking well, then I changed position and it went soft.
7. Can't hold it! CIM during BBBJ so didn't even get to the third base.
8. Doing my first ever double, after fucking the first ML real hard, wanted to fuck the second ML, was told to change dom, I went soft after the dom off !
9. Having another go at the double with two different MLs, same thing happened, went soft after changing dom, NEVER tried double ever again !!
10. Can't CUM. only happened a few times, didn't know why, just can't cum, keep fucking till the dom and lube all dry up but still can't cum, ended up with a HJ......wtf!
11. Have time but No money - happened all too often !!
12. Have money but No time - happened occasionally but usually got it fixed the next day or two, so no money is the real problem.
13. Have money but no opportunity - like when I was in Hong Kong and Macau with the family !!
14. Have money and time but in a strange town !! like when I was in Perth and in the Gold Coast - ened up wasting money !
15. Have a favourite WLs/MLs and before I can have more of them, they had enough and goooooone. Think Maya, Sophie and Leng !!

That's about it, so I do have a serious fucking problem................haha

Cheers

:cool2:

[IExperiment]

You know you're addicted when Syd99 is your home page!

Moderation Maxy. Its not about the funds sometimes but other problem arise from it you know what I mean.

[Max Impact]

I think Ahlungor has described almost every possible risk to smooth punting, other than the girl farted in your face!

[harmsup_jai]

Have you guys ever wanted to fart while having sex but worried it will kill the mood if you let one rip?

Yup I have htis problem sometimes.

[Max Impact]

And do you hold on tight or try to ease it out quietly?

[harmsup_jai]

I let it seep out bit by bit and then I kiss them to distract then from the smell lol!!

[harmony]

"I think Ahlungor has described almost every possible risk to smooth punting, other than the girl farted in your face!"

Thanks Ahlungor, very great post

However he has only mentioned 15 types of dud punt that are mainly related to the guys physical performance

Im sure the brothers here can complete the lists

1)15 dud punts related to guys physical ability

2)15 dud punts related to aspects of the lady, including examples of poor customer service (no names please)

3)15 dud punts related to poor customer service by managers (no names please)

[IExperiment]

In genaral most guys have problem were cheaters and thats the way it is.

Just dont get into trouble with the misses, some of us are lucky enough to get a few chances.

They will go through all the phone bills, email and reciept, just remember be warned :)

[harmony]

I had an ex girlfriend who somehow got into my email account

She must have answered the secret questions related to that account

One secret question was the name of my first pet cat as a child

I still have no idea how she got into my email, I didn't live with her

I suspect she either got the pets name by asking my family, or had a clever friend who could hack into email accounts

Scary

That totally freaked me out, and we broke up soon after

[CunningLinguist]

I had an ex girlfriend who somehow got into my email account

She must have answered the secret questions related to that account

One secret question was the name of my first pet cat as a child

I still have no idea how she got into my email, I didn't live with her

I suspect she either got the pets name by asking my family, or had a clever friend who could hack into email accounts

Scary

That totally freaked me out, and we broke up soon after

So what was the first pet cat name: fluffy ?

[Max Impact]

This week I realised I have a BIG situation. Maybe it's a problem? Punting every day. Is that a problem or a situation?

[Oneonone]

This week I realised I have a BIG situation. Maybe it's a problem? Punting every day. Is that a problem or a situation?

That's a good situation if you can afford it, if you cant afford it its a big problem!

[ivies555]

My only fucking problem is that I don't have the fucking money.
Hence punting is in control

[Massageguy]

This week I realised I have a BIG situation. Maybe it's a problem? Punting every day. Is that a problem or a situation?

It's a lifestyle Max !!!!!!

[Oneonone]

I am sure there are plenty of punters on here that could punt every day, particularly when you see all the beautiful Asian ladies around.

[online12793]

There is a lot of nice Fucking problems you gus have.

[brucele3187]

I am a newbie, my fucking problem is I don't know where to fuck; cause I'm a shy guy, maybe too shy. Had a punt at an incall escort, she was a dud, don't know why I can't say no. I was actually nervous, but at least I have experienced it

[Oneonone]

I am a newbie, my fucking problem is I don't know where to fuck; cause I'm a shy guy, maybe too shy. Had a punt at an incall escort, she was a dud, don't know why I can't say no. I was actually nervous, but at least I have experienced it

I am sure most of us had that can't walk problem when we started punting.

I certainly did but back then there was no forum like this one to help.

My advise is to decide what sort of girl you like or fancy and then find a bro on here who likes similar read a few reports book a girl and then go for it.

Just remember if you are new a lot of the experienced punters on here will have good punts because they treat the girl right always do this.

Girls anywhere like to be looked after and treated right and this is particularly the case with wl as they see lots of clients a day and one who treats them nice will usually get treated 10 times better in return.

If your new to punting try a couple of the more experienced girls over the really young ones as they will usually make you relax more.

Number one rule go with your gut feeling if it says walk then walk after all its your money spend it where and on who you want.

When you have done that remember you chose the girl she did not choose you, in most cases, so make the most of it and enjoy.

[harmony]

"Remember you chose the girl she did not choose you"

Good point. The art is in choosing well if you are stuck without information

And choosing well is the hard part

Good looks, smiling etc, even encouraging words when you are introduced to a lady, doesnt mean good attitude later on

[TMC (free cage girl)]

I think I have a problem. A fucking problem!

I want to have sex every day- it consumes my thoughts- it dictates my movements throughout the day. You know its bad when:

- your mate sends you a link for a Sex Addition Hotline but you never asked for it

- shop owners tell you that you should maybe take a day off to concentrate on work

Basically, I either punt or see one of my private (all Azn) girls everyday. If I travel to a country that is not punting friendly I fret like a lonely dog.

By the way, if I have a problem I don't want to be cured. I'm loving it!

Do you have a fucking problem?



i have problem, when i walking on street, i only watching girls. If who stay alone. i always ask the girl for let me seat next.
because of my big son want to say to all of the girl and i always looking for chance to get girl.

my 2nd problem is i dont get cum with drunk condition, also my son is too big for asian girls.

my 3rd problem is my son is too big and can't get 0.02mm of thin condom. i always use ZERO condom. but i still need it more thin condom

my 4th problem is when i fuck with girl, i always use Listeline and dry soap. it's makes but situation for some girl.

my 5th problem is i dont lick of pussy sometime, over 30 age woman is not fresh and dont want to lick pussy but still i want to fuck with over 30 age woman.

[Max Impact]

Oh so many problems Yamady!

My problem is Sagami doesn't make a supersize condom.

[felini]

Always money problem :cry::cry::cry:

[brucele3187]

I am sure most of us had that can't walk problem when we started punting.

I certainly did but back then there was no forum like this one to help.

My advise is to decide what sort of girl you like or fancy and then find a bro on here who likes similar read a few reports book a girl and then go for it.

Just remember if you are new a lot of the experienced punters on here will have good punts because they treat the girl right always do this.

Girls anywhere like to be looked after and treated right and this is particularly the case with wl as they see lots of clients a day and one who treats them nice will usually get treated 10 times better in return.

If your new to punting try a couple of the more experienced girls over the really young ones as they will usually make you relax more.

Number one rule go with your gut feeling if it says walk then walk after all its your money spend it where and on who you want.

When you have done that remember you chose the girl she did not choose you, in most cases, so make the most of it and enjoy.

Thanks for your great advices. I have been browsing around this forum and because there are so much info; TOO MUCH GIRLS TO GO FOR...WHERE SHOULD I GO!!! My F@#King problems is still with me. LOL

[wilisno]

Thanks for your great advices. I have been browsing around this forum and because there are so much info; TOO MUCH GIRLS TO GO FOR...WHERE SHOULD I GO!!! My F@#King problems is still with me. LOL

You have a problem ? :surprise:

Even you Jeet Kune Do doesn't help, Mr Bruce Lee ? :miao:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Oh so many problems Yamady!

My problem is Sagami doesn't make a supersize condom.

My problem is i can not touch Therapist 19yo, my son wan to say hi to her.

we have same problem sir. we need supersize condom.

i in plant 5 pearl ball in my stick. i need super size sir.

[TMC (free cage girl)]

"""My problem is Sagami doesn't make a supersize condom """

We have lots of Super size condoms

But Our Stunners prefer Normal:miao:

I hope my son fit with normal size.:cool2:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Our Stunners love to fit you IN.... Anytime:grimace:

hahaha, Shinkansen size please!:cool2:

[Potluck2.0]

Punting is not as fun after I got married. First 2 years of marriage was punt free then started again but it's not the same as when I was single.

Lost pick up and flirting skills. Can't connect with WL as closely physically or mentally cos I put up a barrier when punting whereas before I got much more gfe cos I provided more bfe. It's like masturbating with a warm body now.

Upside is I punt less so less chance of being caught and more cash in my pocket.

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Punting is not as fun after I got married. First 2 years of marriage was punt free then started again but it's not the same as when I was single.

Lost pick up and flirting skills. Can't connect with WL as closely physically or mentally cos I put up a barrier when punting whereas before I got much more gfe cos I provided more bfe. It's like masturbating with a warm body now.

Upside is I punt less so less chance of being caught and more cash in my pocket.

oh i can i understand you. my mate got marriage and baby. he is not same as before. when i pick up girls in bar. he used to book hotel room and check in for me. but now he just go home straight way. i always suggest him to stay with us, but he go home.

some time hard to go out with him, because he likes his family more than fresh free girls out.i like more shot drink at bar more than scotch at home.

I dont know which option is better for me ,stay single or get family.

im pretty much 40yo, maybe hard to get marriage with 18 yo girl. oh too late to get marriage for me.

my problem is hard to find my size of condom!!!!!

[gggi]

Sounds like it, but YOLO. I've actually had WLs (bless them for looking after me) who've turned me down on extensions, because they know I can't really afford it. Pretty sure I'm not so gross that they want to get me out of the room over the extra $$$! :)

[dohdoe]

but now he just go home straight way. i always suggest him to stay with us, but he go home.

some time hard to go out with him, because he likes his family more than fresh free girls out.i like more shot drink at bar more than scotch at home.

I dont know which option is better for me ,stay single or get family.

Lol. That's because family is better than free girls.i know the irony of saying that in a punting forum.

Having kids changes everything. For the better.

[waynekerr]

my problem is hard to find my size of condom!!!!!

You could always cut the little finger off a rubber glove. (Joking).

WayneK.

[gggi]

The opposite is also a problem. Those of us with smaller cocks can endanger our sex providers and ourselves: twice in a row, I've had near-bareback incidents involving precum as a lubricant that encourages condom-slippage!!! Be aware! I need smaller condoms!!

[gggi]

Small cocks FTW!!!

[Max Impact]

Our Stunners love to fit you IN.... Anytime:grimace:

Nice to see my favourite shop owner and agent getting along so well!

[Max Impact]

Actually I found my favourite condom now! It's called Naked and comes in (cough) different sizes and Coles sell them in big boxes for people who are addicted to sex.

5* have them too!

[Max Impact]

You know XS is not my size lol. I'm one down from Eureka.

[uglyphil]

I'm one down from Eureka.

Wollongbar? ;)

[online12793]

Oh so many problems Yamady!

My problem is Sagami doesn't make a supersize condom.

I always have problems with Sagami cos when i put the condom on it only fit halfway and that's it,
it always come off becos of that.

I wish they make a bigger size condom.

[online12793]

So what was the first pet cat name: fluffy ?

Cat name might be pussy.:miao:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

You could always cut the little finger off a rubber glove. (Joking).

WayneK.

hahaha^^

i always wear rubber grove from my head and make it bigger size and use it for 1 shot of sex.

i never wank my self always full of sperm in my ball:cool2: if i cum inside of mouth, it will be problem for girl:startle:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

I always have problems with Sagami cos when i put the condom on it only fit halfway and that's it,
it always come off becos of that.

I wish they make a bigger size condom.

i sometime use plastic bag as condom.:cool2:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

We are in the same business of providing The art of LOVING:miao:

maybe we should have a drink at east sydney sir^^ i like the bar girl on sat day:cool2: she looks like 5 star:cool2:

[Max Impact]

I can look after 5* and TMC girls while you guys go out (if you trust me).

:cool2:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

I can look after 5* and TMC girls while you guys go out (if you trust me).

:cool2:

maybe i organize lunch sir. Private function room with private girls and sashimi with french wine near the ocean sir^^

any request equipment please PM sir:cool2:

MR.5*:cool2:MR.MAX:cool2:+yamaday Lunch:cool2:

[gggi]

Max, how much of your net annual income do you spend on punting, if don't mind me asking? Very curious, but I know it's a bit weird to ask.

[Max Impact]

That's hard to say cos I don't really know my net annual income. And punting is a grey area. Is paying school fees included for example? kkkk

[TMC (free cage girl)]

i was stay with spanish girl last night. i made problem.

i didnt know she was first time for greek. I made big hole on her back door.

I got high by greek style with her:cool2:. I just lift up her, she stay like a koala and standing jumping kangaroo fuck for her 5 mins.:thirst: her butts getting bigger I think.

maybe she is angry now:fire: . but im happy.:cool2:

in this morning, i met her brother.:question:i had a break first with her and her brother. i really wanted leave the place as soon as possible. because i feel sorry for her butts:grimace:

her brother asked me to go to sauna. i could not say No to him. because i made big hole for his sister butts.:cool2:

This is problem.:grimace: she stay in the bathroom for 20mins .:question: i dont know what she was doing in the room.

[Max Impact]

So I went away last week on a sexcapade to Asia. I've been back six days including travel day and seen a few girls. 5* J-Lo, MOC Tedy, ARing and Nani, TMC Therapist and a couple that are private.

So I think I need an intervention, or not.

[TMC (free cage girl)]

So I went away last week on a sexcapade to Asia. I've been back six days including travel day and seen a few girls. 5* J-Lo, MOC Tedy, ARing and Nani, TMC Therapist and a couple that are private.

So I think I need an intervention, or not.

I never stop sex sir. :cool2:

how about World Sex tour ??

[Max Impact]

Yeh, let's organise that Yamady. You can look after the Japan segment and the Middle East. I'll look after the Rest of World.

[gggi]

Remind us how you're able to do all this with a girlfriend?!

Speaking of which, is there anyone on this forum in an open relationship? I'm not talking about casual amorphous stuff, I mean a long term, committed but non-monogamous one.

[Schlogg]

If I was single and had more time on my hands, I would have a fucking problem!

[TMC (free cage girl)]

If I was single and had more time on my hands, I would have a fucking problem!

I never use my hand in my life:cool2:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Yeh, let's organise that Yamady. You can look after the Japan segment and the Middle East. I'll look after the Rest of World.

I have a Fuckin problem. Therapist 19 yo Japanese girl going back japan this WEEK!!!!!!!

She is Fuckin Hot and She was the Best lookin Girl In Sydney!!!!!

Oh! i need to taste fuckin Virgin Flavor !!!

Oh! I'm going away from Sydney from 30th of june!!!!!

Why???? hahaah:cool2:

[Max Impact]

Yamady, you will have to come over if you don't have any girls!

Please bring back Ameri Ichinose and I'll never forget you!

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Yamady, you will have to come over if you don't have any girls!

Please bring back Ameri Ichinose and I'll never forget you!

hahaha:cool2:

I have stock of product sir:cool2:

but, it not good as Therapist. If i use normal girl. it's not fun for you.

In couple days, i organized interview for 6 japanese girls. but they are not im looking for TMC,

im not collecting normal japanese girl.
im not collecting not fresh product.
im not collecting just like a slut girl.

I just need proper one, Fresh and no experienced and innocent girl.

FRESH.NO EXPERIENCED.INNOCENT these 3 type mix is this years Punt Style sir:cool2:

I hope Therapist will come back here!!! SHE IS THE PERFECT GIRL!!!!!!!:cool2:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

wow!!! Therapist go home in 3 days!!! it's fuckin problem !!!!!!:cool2:

also i booked flight to Japan by Business class with my girl friend. Maybe not proble:cool2:

i will away Sydney for couple week!!! maybe proble:cool2:

in 2 weeks, my girl friends will find un own dogs from street and night club Big problem:cool2:

someone write Pizza on my car by red colour of liquid pen. WHY????? Are you Italian?

Maybe you couldnt move after written Pizza on my car because of hahaha hahaha:slobber:Pi!!!

[Max Impact]

Bon voyage Yamady!

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Bon voyage Yamady!

last night. my car was looks like Pizza delivery.:cool2:

my next door person asked me, where did you get the Pizza sign on my car. I said, i start work for pizza shop^^


Im going to Japan, if you have time and if you visit to japan same time. i will take around middle of tokyo and i can introduce many japanese girl sir.

also, i still try to bring back deep impact. she finish with BF and she work for japanese expensive bar. I hope she can come with me and i can delivery to your place sir.:cool2:

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Yamady, you will have to come over if you don't have any girls!

Please bring back Ameri Ichinose and I'll never forget you!

I'm going to Tokyo ans Osaka for 2 days in this week.

I hope my friend Introduce Ameri Ichinose to me.

but Im thinking to get another 2 girls. when you come to my new shop.

If the 5 porno actress booked out. we need another 2 girls for us. Don't you think so?

because New shop has only 5 large room and bar section and show stage and sauna room and SPA.