Massage & wanked off in Brisbane?

[oilman]

Wheres the best place to get massaged & wanked off in Brisbane for $100 or under?

[memememe]

do it yourself for free

[Jerry10]

If you wank with your right hand, use your left hand to hand over the money to your right hand or vice versa. Win 😃Win

[gpeck80]

Use your opposite hand. Its like being with an unco-ordinated expert.

[brownwallaby]

if you're flexible enough you can even give yourself a blowie, like what my terrier does ....

[gpeck80]

Q : Why do dogs lick their own balls ?

A : Cos they can.

[oilman]

Im thinking of getting my bottom ribs removed so I can suck myself off!

[poofy]

There's a great place at 73 Thynne Road, Morningside QLD 4170
Just go where the blue sign is, can't miss it

[Emporio]

I second thyne st. It's my regular now vfm

[TRD Aurion]

i heard they grab you pretty hard.

[canihavesomemorevaginaplease]

Use your opposite hand. Its like being wanked off by a stranger. I learned that on two and half men.

Two and a half men was great for little bits of wisdom like that. I never watch it without Charlie, Charlie was the show, a pg rated version of his amazing life. Geez i like that guy

[gpeck80]

I've not seen that show. Sounds great though. Sheen is usually good value.