You know you have been punting too long when ...

[CunningLinguist]

Your phone auto-completes a WLs name!

[cisco]

When the girl naked and you dont feel excited anymore ;)

[swag]

when.. you think about how long you've been punting hahaha

[Max Impact]

And can't remember back that far.

[Good_guy_Greg]

When you don't want to think about all the money you've spent.

[dufour]

When you find out your fuckjng the daughter of a favourite of the past :(

[CunningLinguist]

When you find out your fuckjng the daughter of a favourite of the past :(

OMG, is a 3some on the menu ... :)

[Rpd]

You call to make a booking on a new number and the mamasan knows who you are by your voice.

[Max Impact]

When 5* answers the phone with "Hey Max"

[Somniens]

Starting to lose track of which girl you've been with, the amount of times and all their names.

[CunningLinguist]

When you walk into a RnT and the Mamasan calls your regular girl to come and meet you ...

[hikhik]

Your phone auto-completes a WLs name!
When the waitress asks what you would like and you reply "the full service"

[khuntong]

When Wilson said "how are you?"

[Max Impact]

When you meet a business woman and ask her if she wants a shower before the meeting.

[Max Impact]

When your mate sends you a link to a sexual addiction help line. But you never asked for his fucking help in the first place cos you don't want to be cured.

[CunningLinguist]

When you post a thread about you know you have been punting too long when ...

[Max Impact]

When you're fucking a gorgeous woman half your age in doggy and you're thinking about the week ahead.

[CunningLinguist]

When you are talking to an attractive woman outside of a punting establishment and you visualise what she would look like with your cock in her mouth ...

[IExperiment]

When you guys make this thread :)

[khuntong]

When we reply to this thread..

[tarkon]

You lurk on the forum for years and your first post is not an AR but is in response to this thread

[pepefirstlove]

When your a member to this forum < 2012

[rooter]

When the buzzer rings.

[zcccz]

when you could have already brought a house with the money you spend on punting!
when your knob no longer gets hard easy.
when all the ML, WL knows you.

[Wayne]

When 5* answers the phone with "Hey Max"

Mina does this for me when I call 142!

[Wayne]

You lurk on the forum for years and your first post is not an AR but is in response to this thread

Now you are no longer a virgin you get into writing some reviews...

[Wayne]

when you could have already brought a house with the money you spend on punting!
when your knob no longer gets hard easy.
when all the ML, WL knows you.

Too true. Or all the Mamasans know your preference.

[CunningLinguist]

When your regular WL says she can't do it because she has a headache ...

[cisco]

When i arrived shop and then i said to them , " i am HOME now " ..;)

[Mr. Who]

When the WL is trying to increase the room temperature and you tell her that the air-conditioning in this room hasn't been working for a few days.

[Max Impact]

Yeh when you have to close the curtain, show them where the doms are, put the splash sheet on the bed for them etc etc etc

[Max Impact]

When your regular WL says she can't do it because she has a headache ...

I like this one! At about the sixth time a girl starts to take you for granted and she's the one that expects to be serviced.

[Max Impact]

When the 5* boss tells you to take the weekend off to rest.

[CunningLinguist]

When you have to stop yourself from asking your RL partner if she does CIM just before you orgasm ...

[khuntong]

When you are reading this forum everytime you're away from your girlfriend..

[negi]

when you just cannot accept any realistic suitor girlfriend as your minimal standard of beauty is keep increasing.... :)

[fairmont]

When you know the exact address of about 10 plus shops and when all of the Masamans know your name.

[cisco]

When the phone number of the brothel stuck in my head ;)

[AHLUNGOR]

When you know the exact address of about 10 plus shops and when all of the Masamans know your name.

Vicky @snow lotus
Vicky @7 lotus
Vicky @ 1B/QVB
Foxy @ silver fox
Foxy @ OBA
Alice
Mia
Sonja
Eva
Mina
Alisa
Maggie
Eva
Coco ........

Yeah, I think that really means I have been punting too much !!

[fairmont]

Vicky @snow lotus
Vicky @7 lotus
Vicky @ 1B/QVB
Foxy @ silver fox
Foxy @ OBA
Alice
Mia
Sonja
Eva
Mina
Alisa
Maggie
Eva
Coco ........

Yeah, I think that really means I have been punting too much !!

I also now the phone numbers off the top my head for 5 of these shops but could not tell you my brothers mobile number which he has had for about 10 years, yeah I punt to much.

[AHLUNGOR]

I also now the phone numbers off the top my head for 5 of these shops but could not tell you my brothers mobile number which he has had for about 10 years, yeah I punt to much.


There is a good reason for that, your brothers number is on your speed dial so you never have to dial it, his can you remember ??

Phone numbers to shops you probably dial and delete, dial and delete, again and again, again and again, again and again, again again again and again, again, again.......

So yes! You have been punting a bit !!

[CunningLinguist]

There is a good reason for that, your brothers number is on your speed dial so you never have to dial it, his can you remember ??

Phone numbers to shops you probably dial and delete, dial and delete, again and again, again and again, again and again, again again again and again, again, again.......


Which reminds me ...

[Oneonone]

Maybe I have been punting too long I have my favourite shops on my speed dial!

[fairmont]

[QUOTE=AHLUNGOR;535323]There is a good reason for that, your brothers number is on your speed dial so you never have to dial it, his can you remember ??

Phone numbers to shops you probably dial and delete, dial and delete, again and again, again and again, again and again, again again again and again, again, again.......



Exactly.

[xyj.1209]

When u cross the area and u know which shop not to go

[pepefirstlove]

When you have sex with your gf/partner and all you could think is your fav wl.

[freshwater]

Accidentally using "TP" instead "Taren point" in daily life.

[gggb]

When you can't get in 2 shots in an hour anymore :(

[DemonHarry]

matching other punters' online names with their faces because you've bumped into them in them in the "revolving door" and then read their report, lol.. On one of the older sites, some of us even used to catch up over a coffee to share trade secrets and photos, lol...

[cisco]

When i call the shop and the staff on the other side without say hello and straight away say to me , " What time u'll be here ? " .

[pepefirstlove]

When you keep withdrawing punting money at the same ATM as your fav joint accept cash only transaction.

[rooter]

When you are the one who looks at the clock and says to the WL. "Times up - let's take a shower now"

[khuntong]

When you are the one who looks at the clock and says to the WL. "Times up - let's take a shower now"


Haha.. Good one..

[Pussy HUnter]

When you have a WL GF and even in out of shop activities you still only bonk her for exactly 60 minutes

[Oneonone]

When you are the one who looks at the clock and says to the WL. "Times up - let's take a shower now"

Oh no I did that the other day I was with this lovely young lady and it was her first day at 533 time was well and truly up and I thought she will get into trouble if she is not care full so I spoke up.

Bugger I am doomed!

[fairmont]

When you start to cry after you relise that if you had never punted, right now you would be able to afford a new Porsche.
I am sucking back the tears.

[WHITEDUDE]

.... when im scratching for money, cutting back on drinking, smokes, going out to save a few bucks for a punt:startle:

[Midnight_Prowl]

For me, I imagine all the hot girl I see in da train station and at cbd wot will they r like naked and as wl.... And wot kind of service will they provide.

[Max Impact]

When the ATM remembers your favourite transaction is $1000 cash out.

[khuntong]

When the mamasan asks your help to post the roster for the following day as she's having some issues...

[CunningLinguist]

When you get SIM and CIM mixed up in real life ...

[harmony]

Another great thread

[harmony]

VFM wins out, Jonnyboy. Good policy.

[CunningLinguist]

When I work out that I have averaged at least one punt a week for 13 years I have had sex with 676 asians and spent $101,400 !!

You are definitely a John! :)

[doctorspock]

When your expectation gets higher and higher each time.

[cheddarbob]

When you've only been a member of this forum for three days but have already forgot to browse in an 'incognito' window, thereby your search gets blocked by the company 'content' filter

[cisco]

When i arrive at shop and i dont know which girl to go ;)

[Oneonone]

When you start to cry after you relise that if you had never punted, right now you would be able to afford a new Porsche.
I am sucking back the tears.

I would not trade the great times I have had punting even for a Porsche!

[DemonHarry]

When the mamasan asks your help to post the roster for the following day as she's having some issues...

Ha ha, ... and she asks you to improve the website description of the girl's because of your "deep" intimate knowledge.

[pepefirstlove]

When first thing you check in the morning is punting forum.

[CunningLinguist]

When first thing you check in the morning is punting forum.

Corollary: When the last thing you check in the evening is a punting forum.

[A44]

When the shop owner calls you to see if you are OK because you have been missing for 2 weeks.

[khuntong]

When first thing you check in the morning is punting forum.

Guilty as charged!!

[pepefirstlove]

Corollary: When the last thing you check in the evening is a punting forum.

Yes that too. Just before bed trying to find good ar to read or just planning the next punt viewing all the updated rosters.

[cisco]

When i got home and i reliased i left my undies at shop ;) ;)

[El_nino]

When you go to various shops and you know the girls different names from the different shops

[the_boss_king]

when the managers know you by name

[pepefirstlove]

when you start visiting WLs/MLs lounge and have lunch with them...

[Debo]

When you look at shops roster and you can count more WLs you have been with then not..

[pepefirstlove]

Punting to long when...even on Facebook most of my recommended friends are working ladies.

You..... Seriousssssss

[the_boss_king]

when you know how to ask for extra service in multiple languages hahahahahha

[the_boss_king]

when you know multiple girls, with the same name, but from different shops.

[the_boss_king]

when a shop manager personally calls you and or sms's you to tell you they have new girls.

[Mr. Who]

when you type an F in your browser and it auto-completes forum.aus99.com for you

[pepefirstlove]

When you start surfing syd99 forum with incognito mode.

[gggb]

When you start telling a WL that you love her, and believe her when she says she loves you too.

[gggb]

When you go for a punt and you pick a WL you think is hot..... then she starts saying things which make you realise she remembers you.... but you honestly can't remember her...

[A44]

When the cafe downstairs knows your regular order without you having to tell them.

[A44]

When you need only one more punt to reach the end of the Loyalty Card introduced just last month.

[newbie111]

When you know the next track of music they play...

[CunningLinguist]

When you see a hot asian chick and wonder which shop she works in ...

[A44]

When the staff in the cafe downstairs see you so often that they think that you are a driver dropping the ladies off. They keep asking how the ladies are. I have not told them that I am a customer. One time I just mumbled something about being the Quality person !!

[CunningLinguist]

When the staff in the cafe downstairs see you so often that they think that you are a driver dropping the ladies off. They keep asking how the ladies are. I have not told them that I am a customer. One time I just mumbled something about being the Quality person !!

You could say you are doing a study for university on mucous ...

[samuraiboy]

when you are hammering one hot WL and fantasising about hammering another hot WL...

[pepefirstlove]

When you start doing double as a daily basis...

[A44]

When you are the first customer of the day. You know the WL's room numbers without having to ask. You then go to the store room and grab good clean towels and the mattress protectors. (Much appreciated by the WLs). You probably need to be a regular and known to management to do this !!

[Rpd]

When your regular wl books you

[pepefirstlove]

When your regular wl books you

When you get a call from WL to come see her in the shop/private.

[A44]

When you car almost goes on automatic pilot to your regular shop. On more than one occasion I have left home and then arrived at my regular shop with little recollection of the journey.

[gggb]

When you car almost goes on automatic pilot to your regular shop. On more than one occasion I have left home and then arrived at my regular shop with little recollection of the journey.

I can totally relate to this one....

Also I hate the fact that either I'm getting older and forgetful or am running out of punting memory space.... but I used to enjoy every moment of a punt, and re-live the moments with such joy.... now it can be a struggle to remember even the most basic of feelings from a punt that I just had.

[A44]

When you try to arrange your travel plans so that you leave and/or return on dates so that you do not miss out on seeing your favourite ladies too often.

[ouch]

When shop owners u know call u to come down if they having a quiet day

[Max Impact]

When the shop owner takes you to lunch, doesn't eat but just watches you eat and pours your tea.

[CunningLinguist]

When you show the girl how to work the air conditioner or light dimmer in the room ...

[wilisno]

When you get the naming right for the girls ...

[A44]

When your regular WL chips in, to help you extend.

[Max Impact]

When you find more pleasure being on this site putting shit on other people rather than just punting. I don't know I'm just guessing.

[wilisno]

When you find more pleasure being on this site putting shit on other people rather than just punting. I don't know I'm just guessing.
You guess right, especially putting shit on those selected few who so deserve it ! Great pleasure ! ;) ;) ;)

[Max Impact]

Was I talking to you? I don't think so.

[wilisno]

Was I talking to you? I don't think so.
That's sentiment I feel !

[birch]

when you get a familiar fidgety demeanour at a particular time / day of the week when you realise belatedly that it coincides with your regular but infrequent visit to your long-time favourite ML or WL.

[Max Impact]

When this thread was started because of a PM from you to CL.

[wilisno]

When this thread was started because of a PM from you to CL.
Haha ! What kind of logic is that ? You can compete with CrazyMonkey for logica thinking ! ;) ;) ;)

[Mr. Who]

When you see this all the time.
12019

[Atomique]

haha I need to do this


When you see this all the time.
12019

[CunningLinguist]

When you see this all the time.
12019

I see this all the time too :)

[pepefirstlove]

When you arrive early and went straight to the girl's room knowing her too well she'll be there.

[GetYourKnickersOff]

You've been punting too long when.....

the owners/mamasans start to look better than the girls.

[Max Impact]

Haha ! What kind of logic is that ? You can compete with CrazyMonkey for logica thinking ! ;) ;) ;)
My autocomplete changed a word to SK in a PM to CL from me. This was his motivation to start this thread.

[DarkZero01]

when this thread just continues on and never dies!

[wilisno]

My autocomplete changed a word to SK in a PM to CL from me. This was his motivation to start this thread.
I still don't know what the hell you're talking about !

[cato]

When you go on a first date and ask her if she's any good at massage...

[Max Impact]

I still don't know what the hell you're talking about !

OMG! Read the first post. CL can you please explain this to Wilisno?

[CunningLinguist]

OMG! Read the first post. CL can you please explain this to Wilisno?

I don't know what you are talking about either ... :)

[harden13]

when you get a boner by reading a good AR

[AHLUNGOR]

I have got a good one, sitting in the train coming from the West, each station it stops, my head was spinning with all the shops that are in and around that station:

Not much in Parramatta really,

But Granville is a good stop: 7 Cowper and 45 George and those big tits from Hani and Momoka ......haha

Just passed Burwood, there is Mimi on the left hand side and 8 Railway Parade on the right !

Very soon it will be Ashfield ......

Before I knew it, passing Stanmore and Coco and Bobo and.......

Wow! Newtown is next: 329b is just opposite the station, all the Caucasian girls then 411, 447, 501, 532.......

Next stop Central, Alice and all her young girls are ready and willing at 316, walking down Eddy Avenue towards George St, my friend Vicky is there waiting, Eva at shop 9, all the Posha girls at 107......

Oh dear oh dear , the train is too fast, I'm gonna miss out on Babylon, OBA and Silver Fox !

Townhall, the QVB

Wynyard, Wishway and 7 Lotus, Sirs .......


OMG !


I think I have been punting for too long........lol


Cheers



Ps. Did I include some of your favourite shops there ??

[pepefirstlove]

But Granville is a good stop: 7 Cowper and 55 George and those big tits from Hani and Momoka ......haha


Ps. Did I include some of your favourite shops there ??

I think you meant 45 George.

[AHLUNGOR]

I think you meant 45 George.

Thanks mate, corrected !

But you know what , there used to be 55 George St Burwood which was a RnT , right next door to 57 George which is a FS shop !!

55 had a special room with a King size massage table and I had my first session with Txxxxxx there, that was a memorable moment !

[AHLUNGOR]

And on my way home tonight, I would think about the exact same things but in reverse order of course!

I think I have been punting toooooooo looooong !!

[pepefirstlove]

Thanks mate, corrected !

But you know what , there used to be 55 George St Burwood which was a RnT , right next door to 57 George which is a FS shop !!

55 had a special room with a King size massage table and I had my first session with Txxxxxx there, that was a memorable moment !

Good to know bro

[harden13]

And on my way home tonight, I would think about the exact same things but in reverse order of course!

I think I have been punting toooooooo looooong !!

LOL ahlungor, seems like you know every shop in Sydney XD

[AHLUNGOR]

LOL ahlungor, seems like you know every shop in Sydney XD



Not really brother, only tip of the iceberg mate !! only tip of the iceberg !!

There are mega shops in Bondi Junction, Chatswood, Campsie and Bankstown area, down south around Hurstville too and I haven't included any Korean and Thai shops yet, and all those Caucasian RnT shops, At Michelles x 3, Misty's, Impressions, 136 etc etc.

Oh, I think I missed out on mentioning another good shop from my favourite Hong Kong Breasts - Mia from 368 Pennant Hills Road - but that's on a different train line................haha


We should be so lucky !!


:smile:

[A44]

When you have to go interstate for a few days and you make your arrangements so that you do not miss out on seeing you regular WL.

[avatar1]

You walk into an establishment and the massaman says 'the usual?'

[carmen farquis]

when a girl stops sending you selfies because she looks at your phone and you've got all her friends photos and phone numbers

[harmony]

Bro Ahlungor would make a good taxi driver
He knows Sydney well

[simonsays]

When you are in the middle of your session and pre-composing the AR in your head...

[kamo]

When you have seen all the girls at an establishment, and start eyeing out the mamasan... who's at least 10 years older than all her WLs!

It's like a royal flush (except more expensive).

[A44]

When it is Sunday afternoon and your other half asks you, "are you not going to Bunnnings today?" There is a Bunnings just around the corner from TP64, I often use it as an excuse to escape.

[rooter]

Never .....

[A44]

Never .....

Yes, Never if she knew where I was going. I often genuinely do go to Bunnings and make sure that she sees what I have bought. One time I met a friend of hers in Bunnings. I was able to tell her when I returned home. This gave some credibility to my story. I do not like being deceitful so my excuses usually have some truth attached to them.

[A44]

Sorry Duplicate Post

[Mr. Who]

Yes, Never if she knew where I was going. I often genuinely do go to Bunnings and make sure that she sees what I have bought. One time I met a friend of hers in Bunnings. I was able to tell her when I returned home. This gave some credibility to my story. I do not like being deceitful so my excuses usually have some truth attached to them.

So assuming that you spend around an hour at Bunnings and another hour at other fun places, from her perspective you spend about 2 hours at Bunnings every now and then. Has she ever found this a little too long?

[pepefirstlove]

When in action during a session with ml/wl you pull up your phone and text to making another booking at a different joint.

[jsnow]

When it is Sunday afternoon and your other half asks you, "are you not going to Bunnnings today?" There is a Bunnings just around the corner from TP64, I often use it as an excuse to escape.

An interesting story. Believable too, whoever can spend less than an hour in bunnings...

[A44]

Yes, Bunnings is a huge place. It takes ages to look around. They often have information sessions on that I show interest in. This also explains time away from home.

I may as well tell you about some of the other ways that I can have a few hours free.

I am always interested in cars so I go looking. I sometimes take a selfie and show it when I get home.

I also visit Officeworks a lot, there just happens to be a store close to TP64.

I love travel and I have been fortunate enough to have spent a lot of time traveling in the past few years. I visit travel Expos (there was one on at Homebush 2 weeks ago) I get the information that I am after, grab a few brochures then I am "free" for a couple of hours.

Last year in Sydney I attended two "protest rallies" I took some selfies among the protesters and sent them home. Then I was free for a few hours.

I wish that I did not have to use these deceitful methods. In fact I wish that I did not need to leave home to get the good service that I get from Wls.

[A44]

Aha. So its all your wife's fault that you sneak behind her back to fuck young asian prostitutes, eh? You should tell her everything so she can apologise!

I can't argue with your comment. The last sentence is funny too. All I can say is that when the Well runs dry, you move on to a new watering hole.

Peace.

[A44]

When you look at the shop's roster for the next few days and you see that you have spent time with most of the Ladies many times.
For Example. TP64 has 13 photos of the ladies who are working on Monday and Tuesday. 22nd and 23rd February. 2016.
I have spent many happy times with 10 of them and they are not my Regulars.

[wilisno]

I never think I've been punting too long, never too long, period ! ;) ;) ;)

[A44]

I never think I've been punting too long, never too long, period ! ;) ;) ;)

Although the thought might cross my mind that I have been punting too long.
I have no intention of stopping.
I love it too much.

[fairmont]

One of the shops I visit on a regular basis has a phone with caller ID, when a certain receptionist is working she always says "hello (then my first name) how are you" I think I need a new number...

[illidanstormrage]

This is specific to Ginza but when you make a booking and arrive 20 mins earlier so you can do some stretching at Prince Alfred park.

[5StarFan]

This is specific to Ginza but when you make a booking and arrive 20 mins earlier so you can do some stretching at Prince Alfred park.

Haha...I do the 'swings'

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/357/743/221.gif

Her 'warm up' here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdexkdpkIgk)

[the_boss_king]

when they start greeting you by your real name

[the_boss_king]

when the boss / madam calls you personally to update you on new girls

[the_boss_king]

when they start giving you gifts for christmas

[the_boss_king]

when the girls call you to wish you a happy birthday

[MrGrumpy]

At closing time, the ML's ask you to wait 5 mins, lock up and then grab a lift with you to either the train stn or home.

[babelx]

When they call you to 'test drive' the new girl....

[CunningLinguist]

When they call you to 'test drive' the new girl....

Haha, I remember a Mamasan asking me to do test drives for MLs many years ago when I was in my prime!

[cmk76]

When I always conveniently have a 2 x 50, 1 x 20, 1 x 10 and 1 x 5 dollar note in the wallet when going in for a punt, at any given day. And always leaving the shop with either $25 or $15 left in the wallet...

[Bigfoot]

Test drive is the worst one.

[A44]

When you ring your regular shop owner to apologise in advance, for not being able to attend the following day, to see your favourite Special Lady that she normally has reserved for you.
I just did this a short time ago.
Maybe I will need to get a Doctor's Certificate. Ha Ha.

[CunningLinguist]

When you ring your regular shop owner to apologise in advance, for not being able to attend the following day, to see your favourite Special Lady that she normally has reserved for you.
I just did this a short time ago.
Maybe I will need to get a Doctor's Certificate. Ha Ha.

Hey that is just being polite!

[A44]

Hey that is just being polite!

You are quite correct.
I am always polite and display good manners when I visit a shop to see a WL.
I believe that this is one of the reasons why I have so many great sessions.
I am sure that most WLs appreciate being treated with a bit of respect.
It works for me.

[the_boss_king]

when girls consider you "famous" at there shop

[Alan86]

You refer to the new girl at work by saying 'have 'you met Sally? 47kg, 34C, Milky White Skin...'

[Alan86]

You book at the hairdresser saying 'my regular girl please. 45 mins. Tell her to have the whip ready

[A44]

When one of your regular Ladies starts buying you clothes to make you look "more modern"
The problem is explaining at home. !!

[Pussyhands]

When you used to find 4-6/10 girls on the streets as fkable. Now my little bro don't salute to even 10/10 girls on the streets only girls naked.

Mang that's the brothel life - 4 life

[wildoman]

when you suspect every hot girl that works in the city rolling a small suitcase looks like an escort

[wildoman]

when you suspect a couple of asian girls dressed in short skirts walking down the road in the city might be working at your regular or nearby punting joint!

[shinobi]

You see a hourly rate flashing above the head of every girl you see on the street-

[CunningLinguist]

When you are talking with a female asian co-worker and you can't stop imagining what she would look like with your cock in her mouth ...

[blanet]

...the girl drives a better car than you

[227 Broadway]

When seeing your member names, we know if you are R&T customers or FS customers or all arounder ~

When you walking in, we could generally know, what type of services & what type of girls you want. Sometimes we also know once you tried the girl, how long you will follow her, a few times, a few weeks, a few months or years ~

[AHLUNGOR]

When seeing your member names, we know if you are R&T customers or FS customers or all arounder ~

When you walking in, we could generally know, what type of services & what type of girls you want. Sometimes we also know once you tried the girl, how long you will follow her, a few times, a few weeks, a few months or years ~

True and not quite at the same time Alice.

Only because Broadway is so inconvenient for me , your assumption could be much closer when applying to 316.

Just imagine how many more times I could have seen Rebecca, Iris and Cici of they all works at 316 !

[227 Broadway]

True and not quite at the same time Alice.

Only because Broadway is so inconvenient for me , your assumption could be much closer when applying to 316.

Just imagine how many more times I could have seen Rebecca, Iris and Cici of they all works at 316 !

Yeah, you visiting us almost every week while we ran central shop. Sigh ~ Location wins sometimes.

When reading you all started replying with "When ..." "When..." "When... ", very funny, feel like a line of soldiers at roll call, it dragged me in

[Babycat]

When Mls at different shops all know about your reputation (sorry, I'm struggling with my assignment and not be able to sleep now)

[x11]

When you walk into a new shop you've never been to before and the girl calls you nicholas cage because she's heard your reputation for being "Gone in 60 Seconds"... And that's before you've even undressed....

-_-

[cato]

...the girl drives a better car than you

Hahaha... This is my favourite one!

[caff3ry]

Hahaha... This is my favourite one!
Fine by me I take a helicopter to work anyway haha.

[cato]

Fine by me I take a helicopter to work anyway haha.

hahaha... that makes you either a pilot or a navigator... or a billionaire!

[caff3ry]

hahaha... that makes you either a pilot or a navigator... or a billionaire!

More like someone that works for a billionaire hahaha. If I was a billionaire I'd just pay my favorite girls to stay at my barangaroo apartment so I wouldn't need to go out to punt .

[cato]

More like someone that works for a billionaire hahaha. If I was a billionaire I'd just pay my favorite girls to stay at my barangaroo apartment so I wouldn't need to go out to punt .

Yes I agree.... If I was filthy rich I'd always get home delivery too... LOL

[Mr Bastard]

hahaha... that makes you either a pilot or a navigator... or a billionaire!

Or a gas and or oil man..........the biggest benefit of this employ is always being lubed...........

[caff3ry]

You know you've been punting too long (not that it's applicable to me) when you start asking the prettiest ml/wl to be your plus one at the end of year work parties/events/functions haha

[Mr Bastard]

When u sleep on the pavement in front of your fav shop over night in the rain hoping no one has booked your fav girl and u want to be the first in the morning.......

You can't ring and make a booking because your phone has been disconnected..........

You are now homeless because u have spent your morgage on your WL's..........

Never ever give up...........

Punting is forever........

[Crusader]

when you start to get over the guarantee of part 2 at the obvious places and still persist in trying your luck at legit shops ...

[AHLUNGOR]

You know you've been punting too long (not that it's applicable to me) when you start asking the prettiest ml/wl to be your plus one at the end of year work parties/events/functions haha

Isn't this all punter's dream ?? In a perfect world , I would like to take Foxy along .......

[Fred69]

............. when you were once asked to road test a new girl at a shop and she is now the mamasan!

(Has this happened to any of you?)

[Skippy tasman]

...............you throw down $150 bucks on the bed,then remember your at your girlfriends place

[Pussyhands]

...............you throw down $150 bucks on the bed,then remember your at your girlfriends place

And she is shocked - she was expecting 500 lol

[CunningLinguist]

...............you throw down $150 bucks on the bed,then remember your at your girlfriends place

Dats funny!

When you are just about to cum and you ask your real life GF if she does CIM ...