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CunningLinguist
17-08-2014, 03:27 PM
When you have to stop yourself mentioning forum user names in RL conversation!

AHLUNGOR
17-08-2014, 03:31 PM
When you have to stop yourself mentioning forum user names in RL conversation!

When you join brother Travelmate and become the next King Member !

yjl11
17-08-2014, 04:21 PM
When ur front page on your desktop and mobile done automatically directs you to syd99 as it is the most frequent visited site over facebook.

Also when you visit syd99 during your workbreak or even working hours

wilisno
17-08-2014, 05:27 PM
When ur front page on your desktop and mobile done automatically directs you to syd99 as it is the most frequent visited site over facebook.

Also when you visit syd99 during your workbreak or even working hours
And when you're stopped by the police for texting while driving, just to find out you're typing a review on the iPhone ? ;) ;) ;)

CommanderM
17-08-2014, 06:00 PM
when you go back to work tomorrow from Weekend (Monday) and the boss asks what you did on the weekend and you almost tell him that you been researching on the web and say forums.aus99.com !!!

or you wake up tomorrow morning and all you can remember is Friday Saturday Sunday you spent a lot on WLs and didnt do your ironing or washing the clothes or even have any interest in sports over the weekend...

rooter
17-08-2014, 06:08 PM
You have a picture in your minds eye of what you think most of the regular guys on the forum look like ...

Oneonone
17-08-2014, 08:23 PM
When 5* Threads

Are always on top:miao:

I thought that was the norm these days as they spend most of their time bumping their threads!

black knight
17-08-2014, 08:41 PM
When the history on your internet phone just shows Aus99.
Also when you nearly knock down people as your checking out the latest Rosters on yr phone..

uglyphil
18-08-2014, 12:33 AM
When you get a DVT :P

CommanderM
18-08-2014, 03:11 AM
when you miss your stop or getting off at the wrong railway station or missing the station (end up at redfern station or north sydney railway station when you are supposed to get off at town hall or wynyard station) after reading all of last nights reviews or AR after reports in the morning getting to work and have to explain to your boss why you were late and why you have a permanent boner in your pants!!!.

CommanderM
18-08-2014, 03:14 AM
or after reading all of last nights after reports and walk through martin place at lunch time or world square and keep thinking that every asian girl walking past is a WL and thinking that she may be in that review or AR then end up at 5 star after work! LOL

AHLUNGOR
18-08-2014, 09:22 AM
or after reading all of last nights after reports and walk through martin place at lunch time or world square and keep thinking that every asian girl walking past is a WL and thinking that she may be in that review or AR then end up at 5 star after work! LOL

Good thinking brother CM!

A bit unlikely if this is happening in the morning going to work ! None of the WLs will be out and about so early.

And besides, not many FS shops are in the city, if you see anyone looks like working girls, she is more likely a massage lady instead, and there are plenty of massage shops in the city!

So rather than going to 5 Star which is a bit further away, most likely getting a quickie in one of the Lotus shops, Fox caves, QVB x 2, etc........

Cheers

AHLUNGOR
18-08-2014, 09:27 AM
However, if it is during the afternoon rush hours in the city, the thinking will be different, still not quite those FS shop girls but rather private escorts and you start putting a price tag on them:

Basic $250, a brand girl, min 2 hours etc........

And yes, now you may have to walk down the Domain and get to 5 Star !

wilisno
18-08-2014, 10:39 AM
Good thinking brother CM!

And besides, not many FS shops are in the city, if you see anyone looks like working girls, she is more likely a massage lady instead, and there are plenty of massage shops in the city!

Cheers
You're wrong there ! Lots and lots of girls live in the apartments in the CBD !

Bracket
18-08-2014, 10:28 PM
when you miss your stop or getting off at the wrong railway station or missing the station (end up at redfern station ..."Getting off at Redfern" is standard practice for me with certain ladies :D

rage_face
18-08-2014, 10:32 PM
lol why is this listed as a "complaint"

AHLUNGOR
19-08-2014, 12:55 AM
You're wrong there ! Lots and lots of girls live in the apartments in the CBD !

Sure!

But you are unlikely to run into them during the morning rush hours - on the other hand, you will see plenty in the afternoon though !!

Cheers

IExperiment
19-08-2014, 01:19 AM
When you can see the BS advertisement from a miles away :)

hikhik
19-08-2014, 01:13 PM
When I ask my work mates for an AR of the last team meeting.

CommanderM
19-08-2014, 06:34 PM
For me its obvious, you know when you have been on the forum too long when

a work colleague of yours asks wheres the best place for a punt or sex with an Asian girl

and you can name all the shops in the CBD and all the Asian FS parlours in which street in the Sydney metropolitan area or you walk say around Hyde park and can think of all the forums ads on which shops are in the area (this is loco i.e. crazy!)

and they say what are you ? a walking sex shop encyclopedia ??.... and then you quote your reference as forum.aus99.com

WTF! LMFAO!

i have been on this forum I just realised for around 8 years plus!!!

OMFG

I need to go seek help from Forums Anonymous or WL Anonymous

not Alcoholics Anonymous