How to tell when your ML wants your lobster!

[CunningLinguist]

Apart from "Can I have your lobster" this is a sure sign:

She starts breathing heavily in your ear at the start of the massage!

[cisco]

Just give her a bite of the lobster ;)

[negi]

Damn! so many ML did that to me, I didnt know!! ....lol :)

[CunningLinguist]

Another sign is she asks you to turn over 10 mins into the massage ...

[joshnoddy]

Smacking your bum & giggling first thing when she walks into the room after you've undressed and lying on the table.

[CunningLinguist]

Making sure you see a condom in her pocket!

[aussiegaigin]

One shop I frequent, some of the girls "accidentally" drop a condom packet on the floor while they are getting undressed.

[CunningLinguist]

One shop I frequent, some of the girls "accidentally" drop a condom packet on the floor while they are getting undressed.

Thats my kinda shop!

[Bracket]

The last one I saw was more interested in my pineapple than my lobster.

[CunningLinguist]

The last one I saw was more interested in my pineapple than my lobster.

Yeah I used lobster as a euphemism for lobster, pineapple, or both, etc ...
I love it when my WL gets all pineappily!