Just like going to Coles

[yellow_fever]

I had sex with a girl today, not a WL. I thought she was really into me, but she's kind of shy and wanted the lights off etc. I went down on her but she never had an orgasm. Wasn't planning on sex, but she raped me. Weirdest thing was that while we were having sex she seems to get pretty bored after just a few minutes. Even worse, after about 5-10 minutes she just stopped having sex with me and I never got to cum. I asked her after if she enjoyed it and she said "yeah, it's just like going to coles". This is the second or third time this has happened with her. Never met a girl like this before, what should I do?

[DeepImpact]

The answers so simple.

You need to start singing 'down, down, prices are down' when you are fucking her as it will turn her on for sure!!!

[Rpd]

Hah its the working girl delusion! Makes you wonder how many orgasms are legitimate, and how many times they are putting on a show for you...

[CunningLinguist]

I had sex with a girl today, not a WL. I thought she was really into me, but she's kind of shy and wanted the lights off etc. I went down on her but she never had an orgasm. Wasn't planning on sex, but she raped me. Weirdest thing was that while we were having sex she seems to get pretty bored after just a few minutes. Even worse, after about 5-10 minutes she just stopped having sex with me and I never got to cum. I asked her after if she enjoyed it and she said "yeah, it's just like going to coles". This is the second or third time this has happened with her. Never met a girl like this before, what should I do?

You need to push her buttons man!
Ask her if she would like to try anal ...

[Max Impact]

I really need to try her before I can give you a proper opinion.

So could you PM me her number?

[cisco]

Let me guide her to paradise instead of coles ;)

[local]

I think it obvious that the 2 of you just never warmed up together.

Like how experienced are you outside of a pay situation ?

Your description sort of indicates you forgot its not wam bam thank you mam....

[TMC (free cage girl)]

I can show her, What is Black&Gold IGA style of penetration!! i can give her point sperm on her face, if she want to try my pearl penis ........

[harmony]

yellow_fever
Where does this lady fits on the hot / crazy matrix ?

You always need to know where you stand


HOT / CRAZY MATRIX link:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?43788-Guide-To-Choosing-The-Ideal-Woman-Wife&highlight=ideal+woman

[khuntong]

yellow_fever
Where does this lady fits on the hot / crazy matrix ?

You always need to know where you stand

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?43788-Guide-To-Choosing-The-Ideal-Woman-Wife&highlight=ideal+woman

She's probably an unicorn!! :D

[cisco]

Maybe symptom of Frigid ;) ;)

[rooter]

'Like going to Coles' ? What the hell is that supposed to mean ?

I would interpret it as it was just a fuck; nothing special.
I was like going to Coles or Maccas etc. It was no frills sex.
Hit the spot, in and out, got the job done.
It was OK - nothing to write home about.
It's not a put down and it's not a compliment - it's just a matter of fact assessment - she wasn't complaining and she wasn't praising either.
She wanted a fuck and she got a fuck - just like going to Coles to get what you want.
She had a need, an urge, a desire, and she quenched it.

[the doctor.]

I like her matter of fact attitude too...
She must be getting so much Sex that the novelty,passion, excitement isn't there.or how it used to be
It called the law of Diminishing Marginal Utilty.. could also apply to sex I guess

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/lawofdiminishingutility.asp

[jediknight4ever]

At least it's Coles and not Bi-Lo or Franklins.

[Rpd]

I like her matter of fact attitude too...
She must be getting so much Sex that the novelty,passion, excitement isn't there.or how it used to be
It called the law of Diminishing Marginal Utilty.. could also apply to sex I guess

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/lawofdiminishingutility.asp

She's not a wl so I don't know how you came to that conclusion. Perhaps the op was just a dud root?

[Bigfoot]

No frills sex.

She needed a mental connection.

I use to have girl who, me and her knew each other for a long time. till well okay lets fuck but, it killed the friendship. So when things became good as friends, and we both moved on, we decided one time lets just do it because we had to prove something. But it was NO FILLS sex. it was just to get it out of her system as the BF was O/S and my girl was nothing serious.

It's always mental - especially women. Some women love sex, like some guys don't like sex.

It's why people can have interesting fun sex on - drugs loosing inhibition. It feels better great but when they try dry it's SHIT.

[daveo123]

Sex was a chore for her. Not fun but something to be done like getting grocery from a supermarket.

[gggi]

Doesn't sound exactly like a chore, but definitely something that needed to be done without much passion.

[WHITEDUDE]

you should have ate her puss out & fucked her up the ass, shot a load & her moutch, eyes & ears, then ask her how was it! lol

[Mr Crash and Burn]

Make the whole thing about her and not you. Treat her gently, caress her and definitely don't rush. Constantly kiss and stroke her hair during foreplay.

To me the whole thing sounded very wham bam thank you mam!

The longer you make it last the better she will react and then the world becomes your oyster with her!!

[max_power]

Maybe u shud bang her in Coles. See what happens

[goulash]

I dunno, mate, maybe you're just a dud fuck so far as she's concerned. For every guy there's a girl that clicks, and vice versa... we've all had sex with a girl that cries out 'boredom', haven't we? Your bad luck, and hers, that you are her dud fuck of the week.


I had sex with a girl today, not a WL. I thought she was really into me, but she's kind of shy and wanted the lights off etc. I went down on her but she never had an orgasm. Wasn't planning on sex, but she raped me. Weirdest thing was that while we were having sex she seems to get pretty bored after just a few minutes. Even worse, after about 5-10 minutes she just stopped having sex with me and I never got to cum. I asked her after if she enjoyed it and she said "yeah, it's just like going to coles". This is the second or third time this has happened with her. Never met a girl like this before, what should I do?

[rooter]

This thread reminds me of a HSC English exam question ;)

What did the character in the novel mean when she said "yeah it's just like going to Coles" ;)

The variety of interpretations from different bros has been interesting.

[YI88]

Thanks for your honesty Yellow. This is one of the better non-commercial threads lately.

[CommanderM]

my advice

Forget her, date a Woolworths or Aldi girl instead LOL (seriously dating a check out chick is pretty raw like Star Trek - the Undiscovered Country LOL)

personally with more classier tastes available (like upmarket bars and hotels), I would rather date a Hooters Girl in Parramatta or Gold Coast or any other branch
http://hootersaustralia.com/index-4.html
- try even Bavarian Bier Garden - theres a hot Brazilian E cup girl in Parra... http://www.bavarianbiercafe.com/venues/

they can say something stupid like - oh it just like serving guys meals and they smile at me

I would say - thats because you bend over as you put the plates on the table and tney look at your cleavage and maybe arse

she would say - oh thats okay I like that... WTF?

I dated a hooters girl who once said shes the wrong side of 20 - so I asked her how old she was - answer 19 ....

I thought the wrong side of 20 meant 21 or 22, or 23... lol ... older!!! :p

[CommanderM]

its like that trying to be smart alec boy about 10 years ago who wrote answers to all English questions in the HSC as

"god knows all the answers"

The teacher was even more intense with the handing out of marks...

"god also gives out the marks. - big fat zero for you!"


This thread reminds me of a HSC English exam question ;)

What did the character in the novel mean when she said "yeah it's just like going to Coles" ;)

The variety of interpretations from different bros has been interesting.

[TMC (free cage girl)]

I pick up french girl like fisherman. i bought cocktail at night club in darling harbor. she drink and kiss me like a coles!

i catch taxi to my house and i fingering the girl in the car like mix protein powder with water in coles!

when we arrive my house and i asked her to take shower but she refuse shower like a homeless sleeping near the coles!

i fuck her anal and she was very interest in me like a coles. she sleeping next of me now!

I will ask her to take shower together !!!:cool2:

[Raybo]

I shop at Woolworths. Going to Coles would be quite a novelty!!!

[TMC (free cage girl)]

I shop at Woolworths. Going to Coles would be quite a novelty!!!

I never go to supermarket for shopping. 3years ago. supermarket started self payment.
the man asked me to go to self check to me, i did not answer him. because i don't talk with man sometime.

the girl asked me to go self check, i was disappointed about the girl. i just told them, im not working here. you bring my stuff to there and i give you cash.
the girl call security guy. he asked me to go leave. i left the place with security. i explain to him properly.

the security guy was smart, he agree with me and i tell him, i will not shopping supermarket again.


for me it's hard to go coles for shopping!