Have you ever faked it with a WL ?

[A44]

Maybe this should be in the Overseas section but the post is more about the events rather than the location. I was in Auckland a few years ago, at one point I had a few hours free from the family so I decided to try a place that I had spotted the day before when we were doing touristy things. It was located just across the road from the Casino and the Auckland tower. I arrived early and after pressing the bell there was a lot of "unlocking" activity before the door was opened. An old, overweight, unattractive lady opened the door. I took her to be the owner. She led me up a long flight of stairs and along a corridor. She showed me the room, took the money and told me to shower. Imagine my surprise when the door opened and it was her, she was the WL !! If she saw the look of horror on my face she did not react in any way. It was bad enough when she had her clothes on but much worse when she took them off. She looked very tough and I did notice some rough looking guys hanging around outside. I was now a bit scared and wondering what I had got myself into. I was the only customer in the place and maybe there were a couple of "heavies" ready to come in and take the rest of my money. Would I have gone to the Police ? I do not think so, too hard to explain. I had an erection after my shower in anticipation of a good session. This quickly disappeared when she entered the room. Anyway, she started sucking and got me hard enough to get a condom on. She then climbed on to me, with a young slim Asian lady this would have been described as Cowgirl. With her, it was more like Clydesdale/ Grandmother. I was feeling no pleasure, I could only feel the folds of her flesh smacking against my body. After a few minutes I pretended to cum, she looked at the empty condom and then at me. I just said Vasectomy nothing comes, just a good feeling. I do not think that she believed me but I suppose she was happy enough. She had got my money for very little effort. I did not care about the wasted money, I just wanted out of there. I was kicking myself later for getting into this situation. I am pretty experienced and have punted in many parts of the World. I should have known better. The alarm bells did not ring for me until it was too late and I was apprehensive about upsetting her. I do not think that this experience is a true reflexion of the punting scene in Auckland. On another occasion I had one of my best experiences ever with a local lady. She advertised in the local paper and I think that her name was Nine. That post is for another day.

[cisco]

If i were you , i wont make myself get thru the room , just leave it ;)

[Fock Sake]

You can always say you just wanked at home, hence very little cum.

The very first time I encountered a girl and subsequently changed my mind about her, it never occurred to me I could fake it. So being very inexperienced, I simply quit in mid-flight, and headed straight to the shower. She was like "WTF? Why have you stopped in the middle of sex??!!" I simply told her straight that I changed my mind and don't want to fuck her any more. She flew into a rage and started screaming at me.

Since then, I've been wary. If ever I find myself in a similar situation, I just fake it. It has only happened a handful of times and sometimes the girl can see through it.

[dodgybastard]

Wow awesome story. Thanks for sharing.

[A44]

Yes you are correct, I should changed my mind and asked for my money back. Sitting here safely at home it seems an easy thing to do. At the time, I was scared of her, she looked like a wrestler. Worse still, maybe she was a man Ha Ha.

[CunningLinguist]

I faked it once. I visited a WL after reading an AR, when I saw her she was in her 50s, but the AR said early 20s.
Anyway I tried but couldn't do it so I faked it so as not to hurt her feelings.

[AHLUNGOR]

Yes you are correct, I should changed my mind and asked for my money back. Sitting here safely at home it seems an easy thing to do. At the time, I was scared of her, she looked like a wrestler. Worse still, maybe she was a man Ha Ha.

I know sometimes it's easier said than done but I will not pay any money until I have met the girl I am having !

No meet and greet ! No bloody way !

I rather walk back to my hotel room, watch the adult movie and jerk off !!

Thanks for sharing brother !

[Max Impact]

After a vasectomy there is stlll ejaculate just not sperm. So she saw through your lie!

[A44]

I had a vasectomy more than 30 years ago. I am "not young" any more. Often when I come now, there is little evidence. At other times there is some but not a lot. My regular WLs like this as I do not make a lot of "mess" on them or in their mouths. The main thing is that the sensation of cumming is still excellent but naturally not as great as it was when I was younger.

[Oneonone]

There was a new place opened in Padstow a few years ago now it was an old house and they advertised in the local paper two ladies etc etc

So I went in for a look this old hag about 50 in the shade came out with a fag in her mouth she told me the price etc and would I like to see her.

No thanks I could not get the words out quick enough.

Whats wrong with you she said your not so young yourself.

I know but its my money and I can spend it on who I choose!

And I walked out never to return.

Still get a smile on my face when I think about it.

Mind you when I first started punting I would not have had the courage to walk. You can't beat experience!

[A44]

Max is correct in his statement regarding Post Vasectomy. I should have mentioned in my post above that as I have grown older my Prostate has grown in size. In my case this sometimes affects the amount of "fluid" released. I get my prostate checked every year as all guys around 50 or older should. My doctor is male !! There are many WLs that I know who I would rather have doing the checking!!

[pro_seeker]

Haha, I'm pretty sure I know which shop you're talking about and it's still there! Luckily my friends got the hell outta there before doing anything silly

[the_boss_king]

one time i gotta cramp and i moaned in pain. the girl thought i came, but really my leg hurt so much. she didn't notice and i was ceebs after so i showered and left. not one of my brightest moments but yes it happened unfortunately? i don't know if this counts though?