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simonsays
25-10-2014, 01:00 PM
after you cum she cleans up your dick with a bunch of tissues and wet wipes then goes off to wash her hands

Travelmate
25-10-2014, 01:25 PM
after you cum she cleans up your dick with a bunch of tissues and wet wipes then goes off to wash her hands

so..... what else is the non ml wl should do instead?

WHITEDUDE
25-10-2014, 01:57 PM
She aint a WL otherwise she would have sucked you dry and licked you clean..
She just sound like a normal clean freak girl

rooter
25-10-2014, 02:14 PM
You know for sure your GF is a WL when she gives you a GFE
Only a WL can give you GFE.
A GF will at best give you a WLE - Or if she is really good, then a simulation of a WL doing a very bad impression of a GFE ;)

CunningLinguist
25-10-2014, 05:48 PM
When she tries to reach for the intercom on the wall after sex ...

Mr. Who
25-10-2014, 07:27 PM
When you accidentally give her $200 after having sex and she accidentally gives you back a $20 change.

garfield
25-10-2014, 07:44 PM
When she gives you the kind of bbbj like most WL or tease you with soft hands when she's giving you a massage.

wilisno
25-10-2014, 08:17 PM
When she has

9368 7788

as a contact number in her mobile phone:miao::miao::miao:
That's how a few girls got busted too ! ;) ;) ;)

loaded
26-10-2014, 10:29 AM
When she asks if you want to go again within the hour

refokkused
26-10-2014, 11:20 AM
LOL hahaha that's gold !


When she has

9368 7788

as a contact number in her mobile phone:miao::miao::miao:

ouch
26-10-2014, 11:51 AM
Says Times up and starts to tidy room

cisco
26-10-2014, 11:58 AM
When she keep looking the time :)

simonsays
26-10-2014, 11:59 AM
She gets lots of calls from unknown numbers but doesn't answer when she is with you

garfield
27-10-2014, 08:00 AM
Inspect your penis eveytime you are about to have sex.

Lancelot
27-10-2014, 09:13 AM
Has two or three mobiles :-)

CBD Posh
27-10-2014, 09:26 AM
when she has more than name under one person on her phone ~
But basically nothing will happen later on...
Maybe just a bit debate & compromise~

Mad Punter
27-10-2014, 09:36 AM
When her housemate knocks softly on the door after an hour...

A44
28-10-2014, 10:43 PM
When she tells you that your dick is so Big and you are so Strong.

light016
29-10-2014, 12:01 PM
When she sends you a sexy photo with her face blurred out

DemonHarry
29-10-2014, 03:35 PM
When she can tell you the price of a one litre bottle of listerine mouthwash without thinking. (true story, lol)

DemonHarry
29-10-2014, 03:41 PM
When the coffee shop owner knows her order without her opening her mouth ...

And the coffee shop is next to a brothel...

And it happens in every coffee shop in every suburb you visit.

Oneonone
29-10-2014, 05:40 PM
Just move on if you like her forget the past after all hopefully it will remain the past if she is truly your girl friend make the most of it and lets face it with a bit of luck the sex will be worth it.

simonsays
05-11-2014, 07:29 PM
When she sends you a sexy photo with her face blurred out

Bahahahahaha

Good one A44

I hear Samsung phones and Canon cameras will soon have a "WL mode" (next one on the dial from Landscape mode) that automatically blurs faces and makes boobs look bigger than real life ;-)

shinobi
05-11-2014, 08:05 PM
When she refers to herself by a different name.

garfield
05-11-2014, 09:46 PM
When she made up the bed after each sex.

ilovefs
06-11-2014, 07:15 AM
After sex she says 'you want massage?'

garfield
06-11-2014, 08:03 AM
During shower together, she kneels down and give you a bbbj

luckyjames
09-11-2014, 10:56 PM
When she kisses u goodbye and says see u next time. When she starts grabbing ur balls as u haven't come for a long time. When she says ur English is very good...

the_boss_king
11-11-2014, 01:17 PM
after she gives you a massage, thats surprisingly good

the_boss_king
11-11-2014, 01:18 PM
true story:

after she gives you a body slide. and you wonder what the hell LOL