The 12 punts of Christmas

[simonsays]

(if you don't know the original song, you won't have a clue what Im on about..)


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A blowjob in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven greasy handjobs
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight reverse cowgirls
Seven greasy handjobs
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine sixty nines
Eight reverse cowgirls
Seven greasy handjobs
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten cocks a leaping
Nine sixty nines
Eight reverse cowgirls
Seven greasy handjobs
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven dragons drilling
Ten cocks a leaping
Nine sixty nines
Eight reverse cowgirls
Seven greasy handjobs
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve tongues a licking
Eleven dragons drilling
Ten cocks a leaping
Nine sixty nines
Eight reverse cowgirls
Seven greasy handjobs
Six pussy poundings
Five GooOOLLDDD-EN SHOWERS!
Four of her friends
Three French kisses
Two bouncing boobs
And a blowjob in a pear tree

[Sextus]

Simonsays, you posted this at 1.23pm and no comments yet! I think your audience must be stunned into silence! :shout:

My favourite parts are "ten cocks a leaping" and "Eleven dragon's drilling."

Har har har!

Special mention to "Five golden showers" and "a blowjob in a pear tree" because that last one is absurd!

It is all really good. You have singlehandedly clicked my switch over to Christmas! :shout:

[Max Impact]

I hope I don't get ten cocks a leaping for Christmas.

[cisco]

By that time , merry happy ending on x mas day ;)

[Oneonone]

You seem to have excelled yourself bro SS well done!

[simonsays]

Simonsays, you posted this at 1.23pm and no comments yet! I think your audience must be stunned into silence! :shout:

My favourite parts are "ten cocks a leaping" and "Eleven dragon's drilling."

Har har har!

Special mention to "Five golden showers" and "a blowjob in a pear tree" because that last one is absurd!

It is all really good. You have singlehandedly clicked my switch over to Christmas! :shout:

Nah mate I think all the non-Anglos are just thinking....wtf is this guy on about!

Glad you enjoyed, I was singing the song all day to myself as a result of writing it. Have a great Christmas.