aussiemate
08-12-2014, 06:16 PM
We all know that prices are starting to get a little high in Brisbane. There are a few ways you can get a free or at least cheaper hand job: Use basic psychology.
When you go for a massage you are naked, exposed, lying with your face down. The masseuse is standing over you in control, dominating you. In 99% of cases she dominates from the time you enter her domain till you leave. She is a master of charm and an even better master of extracting your money from your wallet.
A few tips, ones that work for me every time. Remember these are methods used to get a better price for your "happies". These are not personal attacks, I don't promote that at all. The girls deserve respect. This is all about bartering. Ok now the list:
- complain about the massage nicely but sincerely: too hard, too firm, to light, not professional. This puts the girls on the back foot. They want to please you (but they are dominating you remember) they really want to please you. Some girls are very proud of their massage skills and criticising is effective.
Effect: when they ask for money for happies then you can say "look the massage was not so great and now you are asking for how much" everyone wants to please. They WILL reduce the price sometimes throw in the happy for free.
- threaten to walk out naked into the hall if they ask for too much for happies. Remember this is all bluff in the buff ;-)
Effect: they do not want to be embarrassed infront of their work mates and will try to keep you in the room. Price for happy goes down, dick comes up.
- don't ever take enough money and say you don't have a credit card and you don't have your drivers licence.
Effect: they will ask you for something valuable whilst you go for more money. You don't have anything valuable so you are in a good situation. Act dumb... act real dumb. $20 is better than nothing for the girls.
More later....
When you go for a massage you are naked, exposed, lying with your face down. The masseuse is standing over you in control, dominating you. In 99% of cases she dominates from the time you enter her domain till you leave. She is a master of charm and an even better master of extracting your money from your wallet.
A few tips, ones that work for me every time. Remember these are methods used to get a better price for your "happies". These are not personal attacks, I don't promote that at all. The girls deserve respect. This is all about bartering. Ok now the list:
- complain about the massage nicely but sincerely: too hard, too firm, to light, not professional. This puts the girls on the back foot. They want to please you (but they are dominating you remember) they really want to please you. Some girls are very proud of their massage skills and criticising is effective.
Effect: when they ask for money for happies then you can say "look the massage was not so great and now you are asking for how much" everyone wants to please. They WILL reduce the price sometimes throw in the happy for free.
- threaten to walk out naked into the hall if they ask for too much for happies. Remember this is all bluff in the buff ;-)
Effect: they do not want to be embarrassed infront of their work mates and will try to keep you in the room. Price for happy goes down, dick comes up.
- don't ever take enough money and say you don't have a credit card and you don't have your drivers licence.
Effect: they will ask you for something valuable whilst you go for more money. You don't have anything valuable so you are in a good situation. Act dumb... act real dumb. $20 is better than nothing for the girls.
More later....