first world problems

[x11]

today's first world problem is do i go for massage or fs? it's a tough life trying to spend my welfare cheque!

how do u guys decide?

[rooter]

If I am feeling energetic then FS
If I am feeling lazy R&T.
9 times out of 10 its FS for me.

[AHLUNGOR]

today's first world problem is do i go for massage or fs? it's a tough life trying to spend my welfare cheque!

how do u guys decide?


It's all depending on the dollar amount on your welfare cheque mate !!

May be you should keep the cheque for food and stuff, and let your hand DIY !!


Cheers

:cool2:

[wilisno]

It's all depending on the dollar amount on your welfare !!


Cheers

:cool2:
He doesn't have depend on the dollar amount if he only wants sex, FS is cheaper than RnT !

He can have half hour FS for $80-$90, whereas $80-90 can only buy him about 10 minutes of part 2 in an RnT place ! ;) ;) ;)

[newbie111]

Well it really depends if he require a good solid part1 though... if no aches or pains just go for FS

[harmony]

"let your hand DIY"
If there was any pleasure in doing it alone, this forum would be empty

Just my 2 cents

[x11]

"let your hand DIY"
If there was any pleasure in doing it alone, this forum would be empty

Just my 2 cents

ain't that the truth!

[harmony]

It is said that if you use your left hand, it feels like someone else is doing it
But generally things are far more fun with company ;)

Peace

[x11]

It is said that if you use your left hand, it feels like someone else is doing it
But generally things are far more fun with company ;)

Peace

not the grandma s in my retirement village but maybe if they take out their false teeth we could be into something there.... on second thoughts.... ewww......but then each to their own

[Raybo]

Sit on your hand until it goes numb then have a wank.....definitely feels like someone else. This move is known as 'the stranger'.

[harmony]

Haha x11, maybe when you are 90, it might be a good option, bro ;)
Nothing illegal, just enjoying your older years

Dying with a smile on your face may be the best way to go

[Oneonone]

Occasionally when I go for a waxing I might do a massage but usually regret it and wish I had spent the money on full service.

For me full service is the go.

[x11]

Haha x11, maybe when you are 90, it might be a good option, bro ;)
Nothing illegal, just enjoying your older years

Dying with a smile on your face may be the best way to go

brothel busters will have a field day! granny busted for providing services for fellow inmates at local retirement village. village closed by council as illegal brothel. residents forced out onto streets with no place to go. local residents furious a brothel operated so close to primary schools. residents blame Abbott government. residents reportedly saying ' this used to be a strong liberal strong hold but after this fiasco no more!'

woah.. i gave that way to much thought!

[harmony]

Bro, I wasnt considering paying in my older years, if I am surrounded by single women in a nursing home. So I wont be worried about brothel busters

[x11]

Bro, I wasnt considering paying in my older years, if I am surrounded by single women in a nursing home. So I wont be worried about brothel busters

fair call bro! lol

still my point that wasn't spelled out to clear is that I'd prefer the attention of a 20 something lass over a granny. i suppose that would be the ultimate out call now wouldn't it... 'MOC supplying talent to retirement homes for over 30 years for the over 60s' now that's a catch phrase they should use lol

[harmony]

True bro x11
If Im 80 years old, and single and Im chasing 20 year old women...
I expect my family to call me "Hugh Hefner"
The women will probably call me "meal ticket"

But I want to resemble Hugh Hefner, I will be upset if I resemble Geoffrey Edelsten

[vvillie]

But I want to resemble Hugh Hefner, I will be upset if I resemble Geoffrey Edelsten

You'll be upset if you resemble a multi millionaire that jets around the world and bangs naive young sluts? Is there something I am missing?

[dufour]

Don't want to spoil the mood because there are some amusing contributions here :)

But maybe I'm feeling a tad melancholy ... but my immediate reaction to the OP comment on first world ... welfare cheque ....
Was to think it is often only possible due to 1st world overly supportive social state .... And equally due to 3rd world desperation ...

[harmony]

"You'll be upset if you resemble a multi millionaire that jets around the world and bangs naive young sluts? Is there something I am missing?"

Yes bro, there is only so long you can go travelling the world and buying young women jewellery, clothes etc etc and a lavish lifestyle, on the credit cards

At least Hugh Hefner has a business model that will go on forever ...

[vvillie]

"You'll be upset if you resemble a multi millionaire that jets around the world and bangs naive young sluts? Is there something I am missing?"

Yes bro, there is only so long you can go travelling the world and buying young women jewellery, clothes etc etc and a lavish lifestyle, on the credit cards

At least Hugh Hefner has a business model that will go on forever ...

It doesn't need to go on forever, just until he dies! hah

I'm not sure of Hugh's business model, but with all the free porn readily available on the internet, I'd assume 'playboy' is bleeding money...

[cmk76]

not the grandma s in my retirement village but maybe if they take out their false teeth we could be into something there.... on second thoughts.... ewww......but then each to their own

don't knock it til you try it...