Steven Seagal
22-02-2015, 04:19 PM
Hi All,
This is a semi review of Malisa.
I say it’s a partial review because I walked out after 15 minutes.
This was the second worst punt I have had in my life. The worst one I referred to on a number of occasions. That punt was with blond haired, big teated, Asian Jess that worked in Porky’s.
Her three famous lines to me were:
“You’re an alcoholic and need treatment!”
“I don’t like to enjoy myself while I am working.
“I don’t think you can get your wee-wee up.”
Well, I sort of got my wee-wee up, got over the line and had a shower and left.
With Malisa I left after 15 minutes.
I had reviewed her once before and described the punt and her as follows:
“Malisa said she was 28 and that looked about right. She has lovely long hair, petite, slender body with A cups that suit her. She is about 5’2”, in the old parlance, and has a neat, close cropped pussy. I think she is pretty.
She is new to Bellevue and seems new to being a WL also. She knows what to do, but needs a bit more experience.
She has had a bub, but her pussy is tight.
I liked her. Her English is not good, but she had a nice, quiet manner about her.
She did bbj with cim. I had he is mish and doggie.
As I said, I liked her and with experience she will be one of the stars there”.
This time it was all hopeless. There were a few reasons for this:
First, she was a total time waster and clock watcher. She took her time to take the money and get my change. Then she took ok her time to get 3 boxes of tissues and then took her time to shower. After the shower, everything was done in slow motion with constant looking at the clock.
Second. Her service list was tiny. No kissing and no sucking tit and no playing with pussy.
Third, she provided the most lacklustre bbj in history. I could not feel anything. I looked and my cock was in her moth, but she managed this with her lips barely touching my cock and my cock for all the world felt like it was flapping in the breeze.
Fourth, she was the world’s greatest gob wiper. She started off taking out half the tissues in a box, laid them next to my torso and literally wiped her gob every 2 seconds. While wiping her gob she would spit into the tissue and make a loud “hawawking” sound.
I’d had enough. I got up, walked toward the shower and the following conversation ensued:
Seagal: I’ve had enough. I am leaving!
Malisa: Darling ….
Seagal: You don’t want to be here.
Malisa: Darling…
Seagal: (Showers)
Malisa: Darling…
Seagal: (Finishes showering) Don’t call me darling.
Malisa: Darling.
Smoke was coming out of my ears I was so pissed off. I was madder than Liam Neeson in Taken 1, 2 and 3 put together.
I told Apple, doing reception, my feelings and she gave me a partial refund. Other ladies offered ot step in, but I was in no mood and left.
‘Malisa the Sequel’ was a total flop.
Below is my rating for Malisa out of 10.
Looks: 7/10
Body: 6.5 (Has a bit of a tummy.)
Attitude: 0/10
BBJ: Did I actually get one?
Kissing: 1/10. Our lips touched, but she pulled away.
Return factor: Not in this life time.
Kris Kristofferson once wrote about getting pussy saying:
“Ever since the first I had, the worst I had was good.”
I bet Malisa never crossed his path.
Oh well, it’s only a punt and not a spiritual journey or seeking a cure for cancer. I’ll just chalk it up to experience and move on to the next adventure.
I do not want Malisa again.
I do not need Malisa again.
I do not desire Malisa again.
The word for bad in Spanish is ‘malo’ and Malisa es muy malo.
Go to go now folks.
See you soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
This is a semi review of Malisa.
I say it’s a partial review because I walked out after 15 minutes.
This was the second worst punt I have had in my life. The worst one I referred to on a number of occasions. That punt was with blond haired, big teated, Asian Jess that worked in Porky’s.
Her three famous lines to me were:
“You’re an alcoholic and need treatment!”
“I don’t like to enjoy myself while I am working.
“I don’t think you can get your wee-wee up.”
Well, I sort of got my wee-wee up, got over the line and had a shower and left.
With Malisa I left after 15 minutes.
I had reviewed her once before and described the punt and her as follows:
“Malisa said she was 28 and that looked about right. She has lovely long hair, petite, slender body with A cups that suit her. She is about 5’2”, in the old parlance, and has a neat, close cropped pussy. I think she is pretty.
She is new to Bellevue and seems new to being a WL also. She knows what to do, but needs a bit more experience.
She has had a bub, but her pussy is tight.
I liked her. Her English is not good, but she had a nice, quiet manner about her.
She did bbj with cim. I had he is mish and doggie.
As I said, I liked her and with experience she will be one of the stars there”.
This time it was all hopeless. There were a few reasons for this:
First, she was a total time waster and clock watcher. She took her time to take the money and get my change. Then she took ok her time to get 3 boxes of tissues and then took her time to shower. After the shower, everything was done in slow motion with constant looking at the clock.
Second. Her service list was tiny. No kissing and no sucking tit and no playing with pussy.
Third, she provided the most lacklustre bbj in history. I could not feel anything. I looked and my cock was in her moth, but she managed this with her lips barely touching my cock and my cock for all the world felt like it was flapping in the breeze.
Fourth, she was the world’s greatest gob wiper. She started off taking out half the tissues in a box, laid them next to my torso and literally wiped her gob every 2 seconds. While wiping her gob she would spit into the tissue and make a loud “hawawking” sound.
I’d had enough. I got up, walked toward the shower and the following conversation ensued:
Seagal: I’ve had enough. I am leaving!
Malisa: Darling ….
Seagal: You don’t want to be here.
Malisa: Darling…
Seagal: (Showers)
Malisa: Darling…
Seagal: (Finishes showering) Don’t call me darling.
Malisa: Darling.
Smoke was coming out of my ears I was so pissed off. I was madder than Liam Neeson in Taken 1, 2 and 3 put together.
I told Apple, doing reception, my feelings and she gave me a partial refund. Other ladies offered ot step in, but I was in no mood and left.
‘Malisa the Sequel’ was a total flop.
Below is my rating for Malisa out of 10.
Looks: 7/10
Body: 6.5 (Has a bit of a tummy.)
Attitude: 0/10
BBJ: Did I actually get one?
Kissing: 1/10. Our lips touched, but she pulled away.
Return factor: Not in this life time.
Kris Kristofferson once wrote about getting pussy saying:
“Ever since the first I had, the worst I had was good.”
I bet Malisa never crossed his path.
Oh well, it’s only a punt and not a spiritual journey or seeking a cure for cancer. I’ll just chalk it up to experience and move on to the next adventure.
I do not want Malisa again.
I do not need Malisa again.
I do not desire Malisa again.
The word for bad in Spanish is ‘malo’ and Malisa es muy malo.
Go to go now folks.
See you soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven