10 Advert. slogans and what they really mean

[MrGrumpy]

1. New in town ---- chased out of every other town

2. Mature --------- at least 45 and probably closer to 60. At least 200,000 km on her odometer

3. Private --------- in a run-down, 4 bedroom, share house and all of the six other tenants are at home

4. Grand opening--- used as a slogan when it opened 3 years ago and the ad. hasn't been changed

5. Unique---------- weird, quirky, alarm bells are ringing!

6. Qualified-------- unqualified, was given a few pointers by an old mamasan a few years ago

7. Magic hands---- hands like a truckie

8. New girls------- the previous staff all just quit

9. New m'ment---- same management but an attempt to generate interest in a tired, grubby, old shop with shitty staff & service

10. I'national staff-- staff from different regions of China

[RottenLittlePunt]

1. New in town ---- chased out of every other town

2. Mature --------- at least 45 and probably closer to 60. At least 200,000 km on her odometer

3. Private --------- in a run-down, 4 bedroom, share house and all of the six other tenants are at home

4. Grand opening--- used as a slogan when it opened 3 years ago and the ad. hasn't been changed

5. Unique---------- weird, quirky, alarm bells are ringing!

6. Qualified-------- unqualified, was given a few pointers by an old mamasan a few years ago

7. Magic hands---- hands like a truckie

8. New girls------- the previous staff all just quit

9. New m'ment---- same management but an attempt to generate interest in a tired, grubby, old shop with shitty staff & service

10. I'national staff-- staff from different regions of China

11. Japanese -- Chinese but all asians looks the same to stupid white guys so no one will know.

12. Real photos -- The photos used do exist, but they sure as hell aren't me.

13. GFE -- Glutin Free Experience. Because I'm so ordinary in bed that you won't get any reaction.

[jimmyp]

BUSTY.......fat

[Maverickwylde]

60 mins -- 45 mins if you are lucky

[Bobbybouche]

BUSTY.......fat

BBW........Fat as a house

[just zilla]

BBW........Fat as a house

Curvy - See Busty and BBW

[jimmyp]

NEW IN TOWN..........can also mean "I have a new SIM card for my phone with a new number which won't show up in Google searches"

[danenth]

TXT Only, unable to return calls - Advertised number belongs to pimp who doesn't want me making deals behind his back.

[harmony]

"Great service" - service is good according to punters, but we cant guarantee DFK, BBBJ nor DATY

[tikogoh]

BUSTY.......fat

fat in the wrong places

[ukeharro]

Air hostess..... 40 yr old pork chop
Swim suit model.......40 yr old pork chop
Asian model......40 yr old pork chop
Blow your mind away..... 40 yr old pork chop
New uni student...... 40 yr old pork chop
Sexy leg, smooth skin....40 yr old pork chop
Your fantasy girl...... 40 yr old pork chop
Mature lady.... 40 yr old pork chop

Everything they say is 95% lie.... If they really are what they say, then they should take their photos with any landmark in Brisbane and make their face blurred....Not random Japanese models photos from internet.... . It's just BS....There are some ads with photos including story bridge etc...

[Digger]

You can do wonders with Photoshop, so don't be fooled with local landmarks!

[RottenLittlePunt]

You can do wonders with Photoshop, so don't be fooled with local landmarks!

True but given how stupid most advertisers on Locanto and Cracker seem to be, I doubt they could/would go to that much effort.

[Digger]

Agreed, many of them are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[revolnaisa]

If you ask stupid questions, I will hang up = I (pimp) don't like when clients ask about authenticity of "real photos" or my real age.

[gpeck80]

If my number does not work, here try this one = I have a pimp. Even if you enjoy this service, it might not be me next time.

[gpeck80]

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[harmony]

My number is 0404 ... ...

No reply because the working lady put typo in advertisement

[gpeck80]

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[pete87]

Have sex with your wife/gf at home then, Definitly no bullshit hahaha

[gpeck80]

:smile: lol