Strange Service of the Day

[dokleng]

Date Found: 11/03/2015
Location: Bondi

http://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_370438949/Two-young-attractive-girls-looking-for-a-pop.html


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Two young attractive girls looking for a pop - 21

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Hey boys, were two ladies in our early 20s, we are friendly, hilarious and have clean fingernails.
Were looking for a man or two who'll let us excavate their pores, you must have a large collection of black heads. We are willing to do this in our underwear but will not provide sexual services. We may give you a kiss on the cheek (depending on blackhead population of said cheek)

Please send photos ASAP (hD preferable)

P.s will not squeeze butt pimples
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[wilisno]

Anyone qualifies ?

If this was advertised on Syd99, I would think it's a disguise of the Poet Troll ! ;) ;) ;)

[rooter]

It's school kids just having a laugh.
It's not a serious ad that's for sure.

[dokleng]

Date Found: 14/03/2015
Location: Parramatta

http://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_394157645/Virginity-for-sale-2500.html

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Virginity for sale 2500 - 19

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I am a 19 year old university student from UK who is considering selling my viginity. Very fit, very clean, 100% genuine.

I prefer an older man between 38 - 45 years old as I would like to experience my first time with an experienced and considerate man who would like to have a mutually pleasurable time

I have been looking to do this for a couple of weeks and have not met a suitable person yet and would love to do it tonight/as soon as possible

Please reply to get more details and to possibly arrange a meeting.

I live in the parramatta area xxx
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[CunningLinguist]

Date Found: 14/03/2015
Location: Sydney

http://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_394157645/Virginity-for-sale-2500.html

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Virginity for sale 2500 - 19

Contact advertiser

I am a 19 year old university student from UK who is considering selling my viginity. Very fit, very clean, 100% genuine.

I prefer an older man between 38 - 45 years old as I would like to experience my first time with an experienced and considerate man who would like to have a mutually pleasurable time

I have been looking to do this for a couple of weeks and have not met a suitable person yet and would love to do it tonight/as soon as possible

Please reply to get more details and to possibly arrange a meeting.

I live in the parramatta area xxx
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No pics ...

[dokleng]

Date Found: 15/03/2015
Location: Sydney


http://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_365679872/Cum-fuck-my-wife-its-her-Xmas-present-from-me-and-you.html


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Cum fuck my wife it's her Xmas present from me and you - 36

20604

My wife is a Sexy horny MILF who loves the cock so much that I have to find someone like you ,to cum and fuck her hard deep and long , she loves being treated like a whore so rewards of 250 plus will get her doing the full slut porn show and you have a few options you can explore but that really depends on what your after , , you can watch her play with herself or you can watch me fuck her , your very own live porn show , or you can get me to watch you fuck her , or we can both fuck her which I know that's the present she will love the best , I have encountered way to many time wasters on this site , so if you can't follow through with something such as this then please move onto the next ad as we a 100% genuine and expect the same , we are on the northern beaches but can only host late at night , but if your able to host then we can cum to you anytime , so horny healthy (genuine )men That want to play tonight or asap not a week from today , send us a message , She won't do natural sex but will give natural blowjobs cim but doesn't swallow , and anal is something you have to offerer her big $$ if your wanting to fuck her very tight sexy arse , we are in our mid thirties ,Aussies , fit healthy plus we party when we can , if your after a petite bruneette ,,then my sluts the one to fuck today ,,


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[Max Impact]

Cuckold alert!

[dokleng]

Date Found: 18/03/2015
Location: Blacktown


http://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_428306321/want-my-panties.html


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want my panties - 21

20772


Hi guys

Im a 21 year old mother from western sydney!
I'm looking to sell my worn wet panties if youre interested :P
Im size 8-10 and offer cotton ($40) lace and gstrings ($50) panties. Also have socks, stockings
and bras. I can wear them anywhere between 12-24 hours which ever u prefer and take extra
requests (depending on what it is - it may cost more- like cumming in them etc).

Ive had alot of people asking to meet up - sorry please dont ask as its not something I usually do.
Id only be willing to meet up with anyone (to hand you my panties) willing to pay $100 or more -
and only if its close to my suburb.

If you purchase a pair I will also send a photo of me in them :) I accept PayPal and bank transfer.
Postage $5 for regular post $8 if paying via paypal.

Please dont ask for sexual services as im not willing to go that far.
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[dokleng]

Date Found: 20/03/2015
Location: Sydney

http://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_429978232/Sydney-Scat-Princess-100-Amateur-Hardcore.html

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Sydney Scat Princess - 100 Amateur Hardcore - 31

20892

"This is a true story about a guy with a scat fetish and the woman of my dreams.
I met Gloria professionally 18 months ago whilst looking for anal sex. I popped the question about scat
and she said yes! The last 18 months have been absolute bliss. Gloria does not hold back
and once she commits it is without reservation. She has rules like every true professional
but that has not detracted from some of the best scat experiences that I have ever had.

Gloria works out. She has the most incredible body and is one of the most attractive women that I have ever met.
Her work-out routine requires that she eats non-junk food 6 times a day, it produces the most delicious scat I have ever experienced.
She knows exactly what she is doing. The scat set-up is spacious and comfortable, there is no rush, you can piss and shit all over her
and then she will do it to you. Lots of smearing, oral (her shit only), masturbation, anal penetration,
I have had some of my best orgasms ever with Gloria and carry those memories into my wank bank when she is not around.

Scat is never inexpensive. A good set up is time consuming with a lot of one-off costs.
This is not vanilla it is a special experience that will stay with you forever. If you are a scat fanatic or someone who is looking
for an introduction into the world's most wonderful fetish this is the lady that can make it happen."

Gloria is sensual and hedonistic in nature with an authentic passion for kink and erotica. An extremist, she loves pushing
the sexploration boundaries in a safe, sane & consensual manner. Gloria is captivating, bubbly and a little demure with a desire to please.
Gloria is as devious as she is considerate equaled by a playful willingness and is never in a hurry.

Her depth of experience does not reflect her age and Gloria is simply stunning to boot.
She has identified as a kinkster since her late teens, completed her mistress training at the prestigious Sydney dungeon house
Salon Kitty’s and has lived the D/s lifestyle as a submissive for much of this evergreen sexscapade.

Physical Stats:

- 31 year old Australian.
- 5’6 size 10 tight and toned frame.
- Meaty firm round bum.
- Perky B cup bust leading to big blue bedroom eyes.
- Striking blonde hair.
- Large, responsive clit.
- Clean-shaven delectable pussy with a little modesty on top.
- Large yet soft, figure flowing back tattoo artwork.
- Petite, proportionate and perfectly manicured feet and painted nails.

Your time with Gloria will be unforgettable. Please call her to discuss your desires, expectations and limitations,
and she will respectfully reciprocate. In a nutshell Gloria:

Only partakes in safe sex practices
Will only accept her own scat
Is available for such explicit encounters in the early morning

There are 3 packages for you to choose from:

Brown Shower - $500. On you only, taken place in the bathroom with no smearing or full service.
Body Painting - $1750. Smearing on both of us taken place in a full wet play space set up. Includes full service (anal) but no Ingestion.
Brown Bounty - $2000. Smearing on both of us taken place in a full wet play space set up. Includes full services (anal) and Ingestion.

Gloria has a very clean, modern and private apartment in the Waterloo/Sydney City area which she converts into a
fantastic wet play space for those who dare to share.

The convenient location has plenty of street and undercover parking and offers a discreet entrance adjoining public open space.

For a landline, please email request.
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[CunningLinguist]

I feel sick now ...

[dokleng]

Ditto. I didn't even believe this shit existed outside the porn industry. Pun intended.
Ugh.

[dokleng]

For those of you who've always fantasized about a threesome with Mum and Daughter, head out west...

Date Found: 22/03/2015
Location: O'Connor

http://perth.locanto.com.au/ID_431340635/let-both-of-us-suck-your-dick-dry.html

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let both of us suck your dick dry - 18


20970


18 and 36 year old

We are mum and step daughter
And we only work together as one not seperated. Double the action double the fun ,
We both love cock to suck , deep thoart , gagging , natural oral

$300 30 mins
$600 1.5 hours

Out call $50 for driver fee
Located in oconnor near Fremantle

Txt code name : 3some
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[dokleng]

...or why not an MFM with Dad and Daughter instead, up north?

Date Found: 22/03/2015
Location: Robina

http://goldcoast.locanto.com.au/ID_426534435/daughter-4-sale.html


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daughter 4 sale - 19

20971 <--- hottie


Daddy 39 / Daughter 19

Have us both or just play with my daughter as daddy watches and takes care of her..

500 for 45 min

No time wasters or pic collectors

Send number if legit

GC area only at this stage

Bookings running out FAST
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[maikulz]

And this is outside of Tasmania. Last one is fucked

[Raybo]

There is no way the last one is real......

[dokleng]

There is no way the last one is real......

Think again. They updated their ad recently (and lowered the price):

Location: Hope Island

http://goldcoast.locanto.com.au/ID_426534435/daughter-4-sale.html

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Daughter 19 slim gorgous open minded and fun.


21121 <--- yummy!


$250 / 30 min

No time wasters or pic collectors

Send number if you want to book

incall Hope Island

Bookings running out FAST..

no natural, no anal...

send number in your reply to make a booking
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It seems the Daddy option wasn't very popular with the clients. :miao:

[Licker]

There is no way the last one is real......


Think again. They updated their ad recently (and lowered the price):

It seems the Daddy option wasn't very popular with the clients. :miao:

No shit, I wonder why?

And that I believe was what Raybo was questioning. No way they are father and daughter.

Sugar daddies don't count :thirst:

[Miyamoto]

But is the mother and step daughter more likely to be genuine? Is there a guy letting his daughter and wife get fucked by other men?

[dokleng]

Well, rooter has first-hand experience f**king another man's missus...while being watched.
Here's a tip: Suspension of disbelief will only lessen your chances of being shocked.
Don't underestimate people's capacity to behave in the extreme.


Regardless of parental authenticity, I'd tap Minnie for 250:

21127 <---- daaayyyymn!

[dokleng]

for the BDSM aficionados, this Mistress has her own dungeon (http://www.thefetishpalace.com/homepage.html):

Date Found: 31/03/2015
Location: Adelaide

http://australia.cracker.com.au/BodyRubs/tie-and-tease/6981693


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Strap-on fun or tie and tease - 23

21247


Let me help bring your fantasy to life :)

I am a real life Bratz Doll, you WiSH you could play with... My accessories are my
Strap-on, canes ,floggers, other devices meant to inflict pain, high heel boots ,slutty clothes .. & a bad attitude not sold separately cheeky smile lol

I work Mondays and Thursdays from the Fetish Palace in Adelaide, South Australia

I offer a range of service from
light & sensual - too rough and hard

Feel free to ask me

I love all things fetish
Role play
CP , CBT , NP
Feminization /Sissy / strap- on
Golden showers
Humiliation
Control and Denial
Slave training
Foot fetish


$150 30mins $250 hour contact me on 04xxxxxxxx to make a booking :) 10am -8pm


I don't do out calls I do not offer full service ...
This is one way touch only

Poster's age: 23
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[hoofgan]

Bloody hell there is some weird stuff going on out there!! What's wrong with a good old RnT?? lol

[dokleng]

How about a hardcore deepthroat from a MILF for FREE? If you can make it all the way to Mitchelton, you're in luck.

Date Found: 3/04/2015
Location: Mitchelton

http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_436220275/love-to-deep-throat-to-the-balls-till-i-gag-and-puke-on-dick.html#

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love to deep throat to the balls till i gag and puke on dick - 35

im a dumb old slut, i love to suck random strangers cocks hard and deep, lights out, door open....
as long as you're YOUNG (under 30...) fit, and hung, and shaved, and will force it down the bak of my throat
even if i get messy, i am keen.....anon, random, dump a load in my throat and go. 04xxxxxxxx
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[dokleng]

Sex with sisters? Um, yes please!

Date Found: 3/04/2015
Location: Adelaide

http://australia.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/drop-in-relax-yourself-this-two-beautiful-sister-will-do-everything-for-you-incalloutcall-0422567961/7017708

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Drop in relax yourself this two beautiful sister will do everything for you , incall/outcall

21369

Enjoy oriental service with twice the fun
Why just taste one tongue when you can have two together
Enjoy four hands massaging your body
Watch or play with us together
Enjoy the aroma of three bodies together
We do what your wife or girlfriend won’t do, why have one when you can have two
Services no need to ask we are both very experienced
We will arouse your senses, so when you have looked at the rest come and enjoy the best
We are only a few minutes’ walk in a very relaxing environment from the Adelaide
Call us now only here for 1 week on 04xxxxxxxx CBD
In calls
$260 half an hour
$480 one hour

Outcall, call us to discuss but only CBD area
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