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Steven Seagal
08-06-2015, 07:38 PM
Person's Name: QQ
Establishment: Massage Centre 142 George St. Hornsby
Date of Visit: 8 June, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink:02 9482 9456
Hours of Business: 10:00 - late
Rates: $90/30 and $150/60
Age: Late 20’s
Size/shape.: Weight for height
Nationality or Ethnicity::Chinese
Services Provided: Dfk, bbj with cim, rimming, anal, pussy, 69 etc.
Value for money/recommend?: Excellent
My experience/comments: Seel below.

Howdy Gang,

This is a review of QQ.

I am a guy who hates to get out of his comfort zone.

I do the same things over and over again. I drink coffee in the same coffee shop every day and order an Apple Danish.

When I eat out, I go to one of 3 restaurants and no others. At each restaurant I always order the same dish.

I am a timid creature of habit.

Even in punting I rarely go off the beaten track. It tends to be 501 King Street, Red Sunset or 12 Bellevue. I see the same wl’s and ml’s over and over.

It drives people crazy how unadventurous I am. Take my conversation with my ex-wife Boa.

Boa: I can’t stand you any more Steven.
Steven: Why?
Boa: You’re boring.
Steven: I am not.
Boa What about the movie Speed?
Steven: I liked that movie.
Boa: Yea but you made me watch it 6 times!
Steven: So?
Boa: I am leaving you. You don’t make me laugh anymore.
Steven: Divorce because of insufficient laughter?
Boa: Yep.
Steven: I can develop new comedy material.
Boa: You can’t. You still tell that gag about how you broke your fork in the gravy I made.
Steven: You’re right. Sayonara.

This brings us to 142 George St Hornsby. This place yanks me out of my comfort zone, but I heard so much about it I had to give it a try. At first I thought I was at the wrong joint because the sign said Massage Centre and I thought it was a full service establishment. It is both.

I went around back and met the owner Mina and showed me one lady.

The room was rather dark, but appeared to be reasonably clean.

The lady I saw was QQ. QQ is quite attractive with thick bbj lips, C-cups with suckable nipples and a trimmed pussy. She is in reasonable shape and does not appear to have had a bub. She says she’s 25. But her non-verbal saying this makes me suspect she scratched a few years off for her CV.

Folks, if QQ has an ‘I Don’t Do List’, it must be written in invisible ink. We did things that I am ashamed to think of myself and I enjoyed very much being with her.

She was energetic and really service oriented. She really gets into rimming and seems to enjoy her work.

Afterwards I talked to Mina the mamasan and mentioned how much I enjoyed the punt. (I did not mention how I felt a bit short timed and their clocks were quantum clocks that didn’t give exact time, but operated more on probability.)

My next review will be on Winnie at this establishment. I think I have now incorporated this place into my limited, patterned, repetitive life. Why do I think so? Because my next review and probably the next 200 will be about punting here.

Well, I’ve got to go now. Good punting gents.

See ya’ll soon.

Until that time mates . . .until that time.

Steven

Mr Bastard
08-06-2015, 07:57 PM
Gday Steven, great review, on a more personal could you do me the pleasure of PM'ing me your ex-wife Boa's number, I love fork breaking gravy.......

kuntous
08-06-2015, 08:45 PM
How was the anal with qq?
How much extra?



Person's Name: QQ
Establishment: Massage Centre 142 George St. Hornsby
Date of Visit: 8 June, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink:02 9482 9456
Hours of Business: 10:00 - late
Rates: $90/30 and $150/60
Age: Late 20’s
Size/shape.: Weight for height
Nationality or Ethnicity::Chinese
Services Provided: Dfk, bbj with cim, rimming, anal, pussy, 69 etc.
Value for money/recommend?: Excellent
My experience/comments: Seel below.

Howdy Gang,

This is a review of QQ.

I am a guy who hates to get out of his comfort zone.

I do the same things over and over again. I drink coffee in the same coffee shop every day and order an Apple Danish.

When I eat out, I go to one of 3 restaurants and no others. At each restaurant I always order the same dish.

I am a timid creature of habit.

Even in punting I rarely go off the beaten track. It tends to be 501 King Street, Red Sunset or 12 Bellevue. I see the same wl’s and ml’s over and over.

It drives people crazy how unadventurous I am. Take my conversation with my ex-wife Boa.

Boa: I can’t stand you any more Steven.
Steven: Why?
Boa: You’re boring.
Steven: I am not.
Boa What about the movie Speed?
Steven: I liked that movie.
Boa: Yea but you made me watch it 6 times!
Steven: So?
Boa: I am leaving you. You don’t make me laugh anymore.
Steven: Divorce because of insufficient laughter?
Boa: Yep.
Steven: I can develop new comedy material.
Boa: You can’t. You still tell that gag about how you broke your fork in the gravy I made.
Steven: You’re right. Sayonara.

This brings us to 142 George St Hornsby. This place yanks me out of my comfort zone, but I heard so much about it I had to give it a try. At first I thought I was at the wrong joint because the sign said Massage Centre and I thought it was a full service establishment. It is both.

I went around back and met the owner Mina and showed me one lady.

The room was rather dark, but appeared to be reasonably clean.

The lady I saw was QQ. QQ is quite attractive with thick bbj lips, C-cups with suckable nipples and a trimmed pussy. She is in reasonable shape and does not appear to have had a bub. She says she’s 25. But her non-verbal saying this makes me suspect she scratched a few years off for her CV.

Folks, if QQ has an ‘I Don’t Do List’, it must be written in invisible ink. We did things that I am ashamed to think of myself and I enjoyed very much being with her.

She was energetic and really service oriented. She really gets into rimming and seems to enjoy her work.

Afterwards I talked to Mina the mamasan and mentioned how much I enjoyed the punt. (I did not mention how I felt a bit short timed and their clocks were quantum clocks that didn’t give exact time, but operated more on probability.)

My next review will be on Winnie at this establishment. I think I have now incorporated this place into my limited, patterned, repetitive life. Why do I think so? Because my next review and probably the next 200 will be about punting here.

Well, I’ve got to go now. Good punting gents.

See ya’ll soon.

Until that time mates . . .until that time.

Steven

Steven Seagal
08-06-2015, 08:57 PM
Hi kuntos

No extra charge for anal.

Although I booked for an hour.

Jack

wilisno
08-06-2015, 09:50 PM
Haha, bravo ! What a picturesque description : " BBBJ lips ", crystal clear in my mind's eyes ! ;) ;) ;)

Raybo
09-06-2015, 01:34 PM
A friend of mine that was part of the furniture at 533 now goes here and says he is never going back!!!

ontheside
10-06-2015, 12:20 PM
My experience here was great. The place was clean and service was outstanding.

electroman69
10-06-2015, 08:21 PM
I might try this place, where do you park? It's a busy road out front.

blitz
10-06-2015, 08:38 PM
I might try this place, where do you park? It's a busy road out front.
park out the back.if you go after normal business hours there's plenty of businesses to park in

harmony
28-07-2015, 10:50 PM
Great to hear that you had a good time Steven
I was beginning to think you get off on having bad punts

Cheers

Max Impact
28-07-2015, 11:02 PM
"if QQ has an ‘I Don’t Do List’, it must be written in invisible ink. "

That's a great quote. I love to have Girlfriends like that.

syzygy
29-07-2015, 08:36 PM
Her simultaneous Prostate fingering, hand job and BBBJ gets me over the line EVERY TIME!

Mind blowing!

syzygy
29-07-2015, 08:38 PM
Check her out at Roseville Rose on Wednsdays under the name of Honey.

Hornsby142
04-08-2015, 02:58 PM
:smile: QQ is working today :)