Wow, this ad made my day. (I think he thinks he is young Johnny Depp or something)

[revolnaisa]

I couldn't stop my laugh for good 5 minutes while reading this ad.

http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_482722980/SEXY-MALE-ESCORT.html?msgID=482722980&seo_header=SEXY-MALE-ESCORT.html

Transcript is as follows

I have a HUGE range of services:
Kissing
Showering together
Bathing together
Normal sex
I eat you out
You suck my dick
Anal sex
Full night/day
Half day
Dinner date.
Rates:
Pack 1 - kissing, bathing together or showering together $100 ph
Pack 2 - normal sex + you suck my dick $105 ph
Pack 3 - you pick three things from my services $230 ph

20 minutes - $45
40 minutes - $90
1 hour - $135
2 hours - $250
3-4 hours - $400
5 hours - $485
6 hours - $555
7 hours - $700
Half day - $710
Full day - $1420
Full night - $2300
Dinner date - $430 + you pay for meals
Just kissing - $15 per 10 minutes
Just showering together - $30 per 20 minutes
Just bathing together - $45 per 20 minutes

I don't host.
If I travel to your place and you cancel you need to pay w cancellation fee of $50.

Text me and I'll get back to you ASAP
0426169490

I wish him all the best :slobber:

[flamejob]

More power to him, lol. It'd be great to know how much success he has with this.

[Trapper]

I would guess he would have some, after all there are women out there who like me can't get laid without paying for it.

[popeye96]

He sounds as dumb as dogshit. Obviously has no creative writing skills. I would imagine he would have lots of enquiries from gay males though. He'd want to be good looking and have good stamina, because I can't see anything else going for him by reading his ad.

[BrainSex]

guys, i think it is called satire.