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rooter
26-01-2013, 04:05 PM
Fuck a Japanese girl
Eat a Thai meal
Drink a Czech beer
Smoke a Cuban cigar
Snort some Colombian coke
Watch a French movie
Wear an Italian suit
Listen to some American music
Drive a German car
Enjoy an Australian wine
Eat some Belgian chocolate
Hug an Aborigine ( we owe them at least
that)
Fuck a Malaysian girl ( you have to have at least 2 fucks per day - especially on Australia day).

And you can mix and match the above of course to suit your individual tastes - though I wouldn't recommend listening to Belgian music.

Australia is a fucking awesome country! The fact that most people can do most of the things listed above is proof of that. Not too mention freedom, democracy, prosperity, great beaches and weather and so much more.
Enjoy !!!

Travelmate
26-01-2013, 04:35 PM
sounds good to me.

Fuck you.

Australia is a pure multi-national country .

I like

Escort
26-01-2013, 04:46 PM
Fuck a Japanese girl
Eat a Thai meal
Drink a Czech beer
Smoke a Cuban cigar
Snort some Colombian coke
Watch a French movie
Wear an Italian suit
Listen to some American music
Drive a German car
Enjoy an Australian wine
Eat some Belgian chocolate
Hug an Aborigine ( we owe them at least
that)
Fuck a Malaysian girl ( you have to have at least 2 fucks per day - especially on Australia day).

And you can mix and match the above of course to suit your individual tastes - though I wouldn't recommend listening to Belgian music.

Australia is a fucking awesome country! The fact that most people can do most of the things listed above is proof of that. Not too mention freedom, democracy, prosperity, great beaches and weather and so much more.
Enjoy !!!

To fuck an aborigine
Drive a Thai car
Wear a Cuban suit
Eat a German meal
Listen to Japanese music
Eat some Malaysian chocolate

What a horrible day it would be.

wilisno
26-01-2013, 04:48 PM
To fuck an aborigine
Drive a Thai car
Wear a Cuban suit
Eat a German meal
Listen to Japanese music
Eat some Malaysian chocolate

What a horrible day it would be.

Some Honda's are made in Thailand too !

Escort
26-01-2013, 04:49 PM
Some Honda's are made in Thailand too !

Sorry to our Thailand people.

rooter
26-01-2013, 04:58 PM
Sorry to our Thailand people.

And while you are at it you can say sorry to our Aboriginal people.
I have only had sex with 2 Aboriginal girls in my whole life and both were beautiful sexy girls.
Don't knock something until you have tried it ;)

the wizard
26-01-2013, 05:12 PM
Coming second in today's Ferrython.
(actually it should read coming first)
" we missed out by only this much-" in a Agent 86 voice - (get smart)

the wizard
26-01-2013, 05:14 PM
And while you are at it you can say sorry to our Aboriginal people.
I have only had sex with 2 Aboriginal girls in my whole life and both were beautiful sexy girls.
Don't knock something until you have tried it ;)

Good on you Rooter....

Watched the Saphires the other night- absolutely loved it
Debra Mailman a stand out performance, not to mention the cutie Jessica Mauboy- and what a voice.
Peace and love to all our brothers and sisters....

tojo
26-01-2013, 05:43 PM
A like for the first post!

And just for the record heaps of imported cars are made in Thailand now, a bunch of Fords, Mazdas, Hondas, and even some BMW's I think.

Today I have eaten Italian, and Aussie. Driven Italian and Aussie, listened to American and Aussie. Drinking Aussie beer now, may have some French wine later. Wearing Thai boxer shorts and singlet. I'm open to fucking Thai, Malay, Jap, Chinese, pretty much anyone but an Aussie. Hhaha :P

rooter
26-01-2014, 06:11 PM
Fuck a Japanese girl
Eat a Thai meal
Drink a Czech beer
Smoke a Cuban cigar
Snort some Colombian coke
Watch a French movie
Wear an Italian suit
Listen to some American music
Drive a German car
Enjoy an Australian wine
Eat some Belgian chocolate
Hug an Aborigine ( we owe them at least
that)
Fuck a Malaysian girl ( you have to have at least 2 fucks per day - especially on Australia day).

And you can mix and match the above of course to suit your individual tastes - though I wouldn't recommend listening to Belgian music.

Australia is a fucking awesome country! The fact that most people can do most of the things listed above is proof of that. Not too mention freedom, democracy, prosperity, great beaches and weather and so much more.
Enjoy !!!

I think I said it all last year - so I will just repeat it.
Enjoy!

Gucci2012
26-01-2014, 07:05 PM
Lolololol I thought this thread was started today and was scrolling through the comments and saw Wizards name..."wow is he back?" Then I looked at the dates...."ohhh that's why he's there"

yes this is a great country. Happy Australia Day.

Action Pump
26-01-2014, 08:53 PM
I can do the same in USA, Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand, New Zealand, UK (minus weather & beaches) etc

This country is ok, but not that great.

But hey thanks for the public holiday!

AHLUNGOR
28-01-2014, 12:56 AM
Fuck a Japanese girl
Eat a Thai meal
Drink a Czech beer
Smoke a Cuban cigar
Snort some Colombian coke
Watch a French movie
Wear an Italian suit
Listen to some American music
Drive a German car
Enjoy an Australian wine
Eat some Belgian chocolate
Hug an Aborigine ( we owe them at least
that)
Fuck a Malaysian girl ( you have to have at least 2 fucks per day - especially on Australia day).

And you can mix and match the above of course to suit your individual tastes - though I wouldn't recommend listening to Belgian music.

Australia is a fucking awesome country! The fact that most people can do most of the things listed above is proof of that. Not too mention freedom, democracy, prosperity, great beaches and weather and so much more.
Enjoy !!!

Great post rooter, how did I miss that last year ??

Well, I may not be able to do all, but I will try:

Fuck a Japanese girl - done that
Fuck a Thai girl - done that
Fuck a Czche girl - never met one
Fuck a Cuban girl - never met one
Fuck a Columbian girl - never met one
Fuck a French girl - had HJ from two different French girls
Fuck an Italian girl - done that
Fuck an American girl - done that
Fuck a Belgian girl - never met one
Fuck an Aboriginal girl - I think I did, she was an Aussie and kind of dark skin ?
Fuck a Malaysian girl - done that

I would have given you the same reply last year if I saw this !

Well, almost the same, may be just the one French girl for the HJ as I haven't met Ginger from Posh Newtown yet........haha

Cheers

IExperiment
28-01-2014, 03:41 PM
Anyway with all the talk about spamming to my Fellow Spammers :)

For what its worth I know its a bit late but I shared something that was past to me so Happy OZ Days :)


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