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henry_lawson
09-10-2015, 12:38 PM
I was in Melbourne on business and after dinner with colleagues thought I'd get up to some mischief. I should have known better that a non-descript high street massage joint open late would offer anything impressive, but hey, I like to live on the edge!

The WL looked not too bad fully clothed with an impressive bust, but a lot of it must have been padding as it didn't look so voluptuous with her gear off.
That was almost irrelevant when she produced pre-opened condoms out of a chewing gum box, and had no lube, so was constantly complaining about the pain. (I can only assume they are protecting against condom wrappers and lube being signs they don't want the council to come across).

Somehow I managed to seal the deal and blow a load despite worrying that the condoms were pre-used and I was now infected with the germs of her last umpteen customers. It's 2 weeks later and no horrible blisters so maybe I got away with it!

Would I return? No.
This felt less sophisticated than getting a root in a back alley in Bangkok.