Wellington NZ

[Mark Roberts]

My research so far suggests that 'Funhouse' is the go to place in Wellington at $400 per hour for FS. Can anyone recommend this place or suggest an alternative?

[Mark Roberts]

My research so far suggests that 'Funhouse' is the go to place in Wellington at $400 per hour for FS. Can anyone recommend this place or suggest an alternative?

I took a punt and wasn't disappointed. Last week I emailed Mary, the Mamasan at Wellington's aptly named "Funhouse" and requested Effie foe an eleven o'clock Friday booking and was told that I needed to confirm again on the day between 9.00 and 9.30am.

I rang at 9.15 am and was given precise instructions about the address and entry to Funhouse located in College St close to Moore Wilson if you need to do some fine food shopping afterwards!

Pushing through the first door just before 11.00am, I find myself in a vestibule as Mary had explained, and as I push the call button on the wall, I hear the intercom click on and a voice say "pull the door". Which I do and walk through looking up the flight of stairs I see a woman at the top. I climb the stairs and am met with a gorgeous blond girl who welcomes me with a huge smile and reserved kiss as she introduces herself as "Effie".

She directs me into a plush and comfortable bedroom (one of three) and offers me a beer or wine, to which I reply "water is fine thanks". She leaves the room, as I remove my jacket and begin kind of robotically like to undress, watch first and in the pocket, sloe laces next and then I stop and just sit down because I sense this hour will be different to Sydney punting.

Effie returns with two waters and sits in the adjacent chair. She asks the usual 'W' questions as I run my eyes over her body from top to bottom. Pretty face with a cute smile, youngish maybe mid 20's, natural blond, trim body, perhaps size 6 and about 5ft 4inches.

After the pleasantries and exchange of $400, she tells me to shower. Dried off, I walk back into the bedroom and Effie is standing in her high heels, dress off revealing a pink bra and lace panties. She moves closer and our bodies touch as our lips also begin a gentle kiss. She asks me "what do you want to do, is there anything particular?". I let my hands wander down the side of her body across her pure white skin. I later find out she was born in South Africa.

Still standing our embrace and kissing is becoming more earnest as we work our way towards the edge of the bed. Effie turns and allows me to lick, kiss and savour her neck and ears from behind as my hands glide over her body. I always struggle with bra clasps, so need her to complete that part of undressing as she turns and lays down on the bed.

I lay over the top of her as I discard my towel and let my by now erect cock rest between her legs and rubbing against her panties as I continue kissing Effie. She says "she wants me to take her". My kind of girl, as I lick and suck her nipples. She is getting aroused as my cock continues to rub gently over her pussy.

I kneel on the floor and begin kissing and licking around her pubic mound, then make bigger mouthful
sucking actions over this part of her body. She is moaning and raising her head off the bed as I slide my tongue beneath the edges of her panty line and flick the tip of my tongue towards her pussy lips. Later she tells me that this teasing drove her wild and helped her orgasm.

I just had to view what my tongue was enjoying under her panties so removed them to reveal the pinkest of pink pussies set against the whitest of white skin. Of course fully shaven. I continued devouring and eating her u

[Anaheim]

can't wait for the next part...

[Mark Roberts]

can't wait for the next part...

I must have got timed out again! Effie gave a great DATY experience. I mostly exp Asian girls so to arrive in my home town of Wgtn and find an accommodating girl like Effie was special.

She took control, but was only CBJ in 69 position, before she twirled me around into a best doggy position where I was thrusting hard against her all the while she was pressing back hard against me as she also turned for regular kisses. She never left me 'alone' in this position.

We moved to several other positions, cow girl and Mish before emding up sideways from which We ended up coming together, her body in a trembling sensation. Together we lay GFE like and I was surprised that she did not want my cock removed from within her.

After a time I did slide out from within her and together we lay in each others arms for the last 15 minutes.
I could have and should have continued enjoying Effie as she lay prone next to me but in all honesty it was just great to lay next to her and fondle her breasts and nipples.

Ultimately she said we must shower so together we washed each other, dried off and dressed before I descended the stairs. At the bottom I turned, kind of expecting a wave or even good bye kiss from Effie, but there was none.

Question answered?z,

[babelx]

Whoa! Great story telling man. I wish I could write like that!!

$400 well spent I think.

In Wellington, NZ, I had a look around but couldn't really find anyone that I clicked. Ironically, I had been to a few places and walked out then was travelling up the lift to my hotel room, only to meet a hooker leaving one of the rooms (obvious due to her dress and leaving a room at 2am!) but didn't have the spontaneouty ask her how much!!

[croney]

Asianbombshell.com.au
I used this place a half dozen times. Saw a African bird with big tits and butt. And a wee bit of attitude. One of my all time favs.
Asked her for a drink and if I tried a bit harder she may have come
Again

[AHLUNGOR]

If you watch the Reality Trip on SBS 2 now, you can see the three Kiwi girls doing their deeds overseas !

All three are very doable :

The blonde girl had the biggest tits, my first choice.......haha : her signage line from the trailer: no body gives a Fxxk !!

She is really cute and has a great body !

The Asian girl is very pretty and I'm warming up to her, wonder what is her background ?

The Kiwi girl gives you the possibility and opportunity to let go all your frustration and anger towards the All Blacks on her . That alone is worth the price of a ticket !!

Not much made up , just natural beauty !!

I wonder if one or more or all of them would do a Maxim or Zoo pictorial after the show ??

[AHLUNGOR]

The Chinese girl is Stephanie Lai


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[Mojo]

The Asian girl is very pretty and I'm warming up to her, wonder what is her background ?


She said she was Malaysian Chinese a few weeks ago.
Although she is nice eye candy, she sounded like the sort of girl that gives you a headache :surprise: