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Oldred
19-12-2015, 01:51 PM
Just a fair warning gentlemen out there, after one too many drinks last night i thought i'd orginise some company for the evening. Gave this oung lady a call:

http://brisbane.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcall-specialstunning-girl/8554464
CONTACT NUMBER: 0401746016

Being not quite sober i couldn't find much info on her here as my search functions were rather imparied and thought well what the hell, why not.

Regret struck me the moment she arrived, when i had to walk down to pay for her cab ride... yes i paid it.
Of course she isn't the girl in the photos that much i was expecting, sadly she was not even close, she was small and petite, older of course, looks were well tired.
Service was very basic, nothing that she advertises is actually avalible and the service she did provide turned out to be extremely awkward after the first minute as she complained about stomic problems and trouble with gas/air.
The end result being that we had to stop and start every few minutes while she allowed a build up of trapped air to rather vocally escape.
I ended up ending the session as fast as i could so only ended up being 30 minutes withall the stopping and starting even though i paid for a full hour.

So gentlemen be warned, not worth your time or your money, unless off course you have a particual fetish for such things.

Happy trails fellow punters.

RottenLittlePunt
19-12-2015, 03:06 PM
$200/hr for outcall???? You should have known better. lol

85% of incall WLs at the $200/hr mark are a waste of time so getting a good outcall for that price is dreaming.

You will also note that the first photo is modified to insert the chinese print.

flamejob
19-12-2015, 06:55 PM
According to the ad her 'character is charming ,playful and disarming'. I imagine burping every few minutes would be disarming. At least she wasn't farting, that would be a little too playful. or was she? lol. I love that she wears 'high wheels', but I digress.

Oldred
20-12-2015, 12:26 PM
Oh it wasn't burping flamejob, that maybe wouldn't have been as bad haha
Sadly i do know better when t comes to price, but at that time of morning well lets just say my rational decision making abilites were impaired.
And i paid for the hour RLP.

My own fault i know, but at least i can give fair warning to others

flamejob
20-12-2015, 04:00 PM
Oh it wasn't burping flamejob, that maybe wouldn't have been as bad haha


lol. i saw 'vocally escaped' and assumed it was from the top end.

Adds a new meaning to LBFM: Little Brown Farting Machine!

gpeck80
20-12-2015, 08:51 PM
Sounds like an A Level burper.

gpeck80
21-12-2015, 12:21 PM
By the way the Advert says 200 per half hour, not one hour.

Brisguy72
22-12-2015, 11:35 AM
Adds a new meaning to LBFM: Little Brown Farting Machine![/QUOTE]

I have had quite a few of those "Little Brown Farting Machines" over the years in Thailand and Manila....