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Stephen02
08-01-2016, 06:49 PM
http://brisbane.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/different-serviceanal-sex-extracome-on-guys/12310707

That she was old, fat and ugly was jsut the beginning.

She shoves me into the bathroom, shoves on an exfoliating glove nd proceeds to fucking rub me down. Smears shampoo on my hair. so fucking controlling tatt when I finally get in the shower she won;t even let me set the water to a comfortable temperature.

Horrible firm massage. turn over, about three tugs on my dick, then a blow-job that was actively painful, then squats on me for some truly awful sex.

Then when I can't come I ask her to give me a handjob to finish - ans she keeps trying to shove her other finger up my arse even after I tell her repeatedly not to.

After I finish I flat out tell her "That was horrible - the worst sex I ever had.'

RottenLittlePunt
08-01-2016, 07:32 PM
Sorry to hear you had such a horrible punt, but I am surprised you stayed the entire session after all that. I know in my early days of punting I had a "close your eyes and think of England" moment, but nothing as bad as yours.

Kangaroo Point Cowboy
29-06-2016, 03:14 PM
What a terrible experience!!!! Unfortunately most photos are fake.

Bubbaloo
13-07-2016, 04:08 AM
Damn! Sure as shit wouldn't mind meeting the chick in the photos!

Beau
17-07-2017, 05:21 PM
You covered all bases. Nothing worse than a WL who has the body shape of a wombat ,
the energy of a wombat and the charisma of a wombat.

popeye96
17-07-2017, 06:27 PM
What the fuck is it with digging up all these old threads, just to post some crap to get your post count up. This one is over a year old for fucks sake.

Beau
17-07-2017, 11:10 PM
What the fuck is it with digging up all these old threads, just to post some crap to get your post count up. This one is over a year old for fucks sake.
Do you work for PETA ?

PuntMeat
18-07-2017, 12:43 AM
Beau, I agree.. seriously STFU.. I had hoped you'd stop but it doesn't seem to have happened. No one gives a fuck about your offensive social commentary on threads that are a year old. New information gets buried in your 20 daily posts of shit...

APL
18-07-2017, 01:01 PM
What the fuck is it with digging up all these old threads, just to post some crap to get your post count up. This one is over a year old for fucks sake.

Im with Popeye your crap posts on everything are pain
Get a life and do some reviews

ecchi.gaijin
18-07-2017, 03:16 PM
Just be glad that he is only up do 35 posts so far. Some of us may recall another member who did the same thing constantly and made it to 1215 posts without a single review.

racer17
18-07-2017, 03:28 PM
HA HA . That girl in the pics sure is popular. I have seen the same photos for different escorts and ml all over the southside.