Steven Seagal
06-02-2016, 08:03 PM
Person's Name : Julia
Establishment : Roseville Rose
Date of Visit : January 2016
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 104 Pacific Hwy Roseville
Hours of Business : 10am to late
Rates : 90 / 30 150/60
Age : late 20s to early 30’s
Size/shape : Sixe 6, C cups
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : Dfk, bbj with cim, daty, 69, cowgirl, mish and doggie.
Recommended.
Howdy Gang,
This is a review of Julia.
You know, I admire skill and perfection in all things. I stand in awe with those exhibiting real talent, although I always fail to meet their standards.
Two instances come to mind.
I am from Brooklyn, N.Y and there was always a fad that would sweep the neighborhood for a few weeks only to be replaced by another.
I remember when Hymie Swartz came to Brooklyn. He was sent by a yo-yo company to promote their product. Boy, that Hymie could anything and everything with yo-yo. He could rock the cradle, walk the dog, go around the world and spaghetti. I watched in awe.
I tested out his Yiddish and sought some hidden secret that he would not share with the throng of kids hanging on his every trick. He winked and me and said “Kid buy this ‘Red Devil’ yo-yo and you can’t go wrong”.
So I bought one and, while trying to make it operate, hit myself in the forehead with it so hard that I fell flat on my back. It was here the following exchange took place.
Steven: Where am I?
Hymie: You’re in Brooklyn New York.
Steven: Now for the big one. Who am I?
Folks, my yo-yo career came to a screeching halt before it began.
Another guy who came to the neighborhood was Andy Yarrapappa. He has a ten pin bowling whiz who specialised in trick shots. He would bowl 2 balls down the alley simultaneously and get a strike. He would wind up and throw a ball on another alley and get a strike. He was a magician.
Of course I had to emulate him. I knew nothing about bowling and when I got up to bowl grabbed the first ball I saw and rammed my fingers in the holes on it. Of course the holes were too small for my fingers, but I got them in alright. The problem was I couldn’t get them out. Thy tired everything from soap to olive oil, but they were wedged fast. Hermonie Palakie even suggested putting the ball and my hand into a bucket of Coca-Cola. Her theory was the acid in the coke would dissolve the ball. My response? If that’s true what the fuck you think it would do to my hand!”
Finally my mate Hinkie Edwards pulled on the ball with all his might. It came loose, but slammed down on my left big toe breaking it. To this day that toe looks like it was reconstructed after having been put through a meat grinder.
This brings us to Julia.
She is an expert in love making and I have learned from past painful experience to leave things to the experts.
So, I went with the flow and let her pretty much in charge. We had a brief shower together and she began with dfk. This girl is service oriented and tries to please.
When she sucked the little dude, she placed herself so that I could pull her around for some oyster natural eating.
We moved to cowgirl, mish and doggie. In the end finished with cim.
There could have been a fly in the ointment when I got out of the shower, slipped and tried to break the fall with my face. Fortunately she helped me regain balance and avoid prolonged, painful sessions with a plastic surgeon.
I will see her again.
She is good value, with a nice body and suckable teats.
Well, I’ve ot to go now mates.
See you all again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
Establishment : Roseville Rose
Date of Visit : January 2016
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 104 Pacific Hwy Roseville
Hours of Business : 10am to late
Rates : 90 / 30 150/60
Age : late 20s to early 30’s
Size/shape : Sixe 6, C cups
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : Dfk, bbj with cim, daty, 69, cowgirl, mish and doggie.
Recommended.
Howdy Gang,
This is a review of Julia.
You know, I admire skill and perfection in all things. I stand in awe with those exhibiting real talent, although I always fail to meet their standards.
Two instances come to mind.
I am from Brooklyn, N.Y and there was always a fad that would sweep the neighborhood for a few weeks only to be replaced by another.
I remember when Hymie Swartz came to Brooklyn. He was sent by a yo-yo company to promote their product. Boy, that Hymie could anything and everything with yo-yo. He could rock the cradle, walk the dog, go around the world and spaghetti. I watched in awe.
I tested out his Yiddish and sought some hidden secret that he would not share with the throng of kids hanging on his every trick. He winked and me and said “Kid buy this ‘Red Devil’ yo-yo and you can’t go wrong”.
So I bought one and, while trying to make it operate, hit myself in the forehead with it so hard that I fell flat on my back. It was here the following exchange took place.
Steven: Where am I?
Hymie: You’re in Brooklyn New York.
Steven: Now for the big one. Who am I?
Folks, my yo-yo career came to a screeching halt before it began.
Another guy who came to the neighborhood was Andy Yarrapappa. He has a ten pin bowling whiz who specialised in trick shots. He would bowl 2 balls down the alley simultaneously and get a strike. He would wind up and throw a ball on another alley and get a strike. He was a magician.
Of course I had to emulate him. I knew nothing about bowling and when I got up to bowl grabbed the first ball I saw and rammed my fingers in the holes on it. Of course the holes were too small for my fingers, but I got them in alright. The problem was I couldn’t get them out. Thy tired everything from soap to olive oil, but they were wedged fast. Hermonie Palakie even suggested putting the ball and my hand into a bucket of Coca-Cola. Her theory was the acid in the coke would dissolve the ball. My response? If that’s true what the fuck you think it would do to my hand!”
Finally my mate Hinkie Edwards pulled on the ball with all his might. It came loose, but slammed down on my left big toe breaking it. To this day that toe looks like it was reconstructed after having been put through a meat grinder.
This brings us to Julia.
She is an expert in love making and I have learned from past painful experience to leave things to the experts.
So, I went with the flow and let her pretty much in charge. We had a brief shower together and she began with dfk. This girl is service oriented and tries to please.
When she sucked the little dude, she placed herself so that I could pull her around for some oyster natural eating.
We moved to cowgirl, mish and doggie. In the end finished with cim.
There could have been a fly in the ointment when I got out of the shower, slipped and tried to break the fall with my face. Fortunately she helped me regain balance and avoid prolonged, painful sessions with a plastic surgeon.
I will see her again.
She is good value, with a nice body and suckable teats.
Well, I’ve ot to go now mates.
See you all again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven