Fock Sake
06-09-2016, 10:52 PM
Recently, I was in the UK for a few weeks and in all that time, I only clocked up just one punt. That was enough to set the tone (or lack of it) for the rest of the trip – but you might have guessed that from the title of the thread. (This was more of a legitimate trip, hence very limited time for punting anyway).
Girl No. 1
This is the girl I ended up fucking: http://abby69escort.com/projects/adina/
First thing I should point out is that she is not Eastern European. IMO, Romania is not truly Eastern Europe. It's to the south. ["Eastern European" is the most used and abused term in London punting and is basically used when the advertiser wants to be deliberately vague. It covers everything central, southern and eastern Europe.]
There are far fewer girls available for fucking in London than you might think. The reason they seem so numerous when you do a general search is that it's the agencies that are numerous but the thing is, the agencies are all sharing the same limited pool of girls. Take the girl above for example. Here she is on another agency site:
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/blonde-south-kensington-pepita/
Same girl, same price, same location. Different moniker, different pimp.
The one good thing I can say about these agency sites is the girl in the pictures is the girl you will be meeting. That's where the praise ends. Now for the bad: The pictures are HEAVILY photoshopped. This girl for example looks like a slim, smoking hot 20-something tall blonde. When I arrived there, my heart sank. Yes, she was a tall blonde, but she was fat (not obese - just considerably chunkier than in the photos) and she had very pronounced wrinkles on her face. Her true age was a good 10-15 years more than specified in the ad. She also had a slight princess attitude although her service was acceptable (6 out of 10). When her kit came off, I could see the true sagginess of her tits - this is one thing they forgot to photoshop in the pictures!
The location was a set of dodgy apartments: Chelsea Cloisters in Sloane Avenue, about a 300m walk from South Kensington station.
All kinds of dodgy dealings and things seem to happen in that building. For example, minutes before I was due to see another girl (on another occasion) called Ada whom I had booked (almost certainly a Romanian as well), I caught site of a European bloke walk into the very same apartment where I was heading (I had arrived a bit early). He was wheeling in a suitcase. I didn't like the idea of walking into an apartment with a strange bloke already in there. Needless to say, for my own safety, I walked away from the booking without knocking on the door. Coincidentally, Ada was working in the very same apartment out of which Adina (aka Pepita) operates. This all happened on another occasion.
This kind of mirrors recent past experience: I've booked a girl who looks hot in the pictures but when I rock up, I'm disappointed. Yes, it's the same girl, but her images have been altered.
Girl No. 2
On the same trip, I also attempted booked this girl:
http://www.eternitygirls.com/escort/36c-black-adventurous-toned-busty-bellamy-1709
Here she is again, different pimp: http://www.alllondonescorts.com/london_escorts/BELLAMY-escort-29907.html
And again: http://www.angelsoflondon.com/angels/bellamy/
And again: http://www.alllondonescorts.com/london_escorts/Raisa-escort-30108.html
She looks smoking hot in the pics, but when I got there, the actual girl bore little if any resemblance to what I saw on the website. The girl I met was rough-looking, like some kind of low-class, hardened street whore. When I told her "no" and walked, her face went black.
Conclusion
Punting in the UK is really hit and miss. You can find gems, but it's a matter of luck. I've tended to have better luck seeking out wh***houses in Soho than I have by visiting these pseudo private girls who work alone or in pairs out of apartments. I did once book an amazing and cheeky Japanese girl (outcall only) to my hotel but unfortunately, I don't have that pimp's details anymore.
For me, the one and only agent that consistently stands out is hot collection. Used them a few times in the past and never had any bad experience with them. And the fact that they've been there since my first punting trip to the UK (8 years ago) means they must be doing something right: http://www.hot-collection.co.uk
I'm just going to stick with them in the future and ignore the others.
As a side note, if you're specifically looking for a REAL Brit girl (meaning an Irish/Scot/Welsh/English chick), my advice is STAY AT HOME! They are easier to find in Sydney than over there. They [I]can be found in the UK, but they're as rare as hen's teeth and when you do find one, they cost a pretty penny.
Bottom line is that the UK in general (and London in particular) is completely overrun by Eurotrash - think southern Euro as much as genuine Eastern Europeans.
Girl No. 1
This is the girl I ended up fucking: http://abby69escort.com/projects/adina/
First thing I should point out is that she is not Eastern European. IMO, Romania is not truly Eastern Europe. It's to the south. ["Eastern European" is the most used and abused term in London punting and is basically used when the advertiser wants to be deliberately vague. It covers everything central, southern and eastern Europe.]
There are far fewer girls available for fucking in London than you might think. The reason they seem so numerous when you do a general search is that it's the agencies that are numerous but the thing is, the agencies are all sharing the same limited pool of girls. Take the girl above for example. Here she is on another agency site:
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/blonde-south-kensington-pepita/
Same girl, same price, same location. Different moniker, different pimp.
The one good thing I can say about these agency sites is the girl in the pictures is the girl you will be meeting. That's where the praise ends. Now for the bad: The pictures are HEAVILY photoshopped. This girl for example looks like a slim, smoking hot 20-something tall blonde. When I arrived there, my heart sank. Yes, she was a tall blonde, but she was fat (not obese - just considerably chunkier than in the photos) and she had very pronounced wrinkles on her face. Her true age was a good 10-15 years more than specified in the ad. She also had a slight princess attitude although her service was acceptable (6 out of 10). When her kit came off, I could see the true sagginess of her tits - this is one thing they forgot to photoshop in the pictures!
The location was a set of dodgy apartments: Chelsea Cloisters in Sloane Avenue, about a 300m walk from South Kensington station.
All kinds of dodgy dealings and things seem to happen in that building. For example, minutes before I was due to see another girl (on another occasion) called Ada whom I had booked (almost certainly a Romanian as well), I caught site of a European bloke walk into the very same apartment where I was heading (I had arrived a bit early). He was wheeling in a suitcase. I didn't like the idea of walking into an apartment with a strange bloke already in there. Needless to say, for my own safety, I walked away from the booking without knocking on the door. Coincidentally, Ada was working in the very same apartment out of which Adina (aka Pepita) operates. This all happened on another occasion.
This kind of mirrors recent past experience: I've booked a girl who looks hot in the pictures but when I rock up, I'm disappointed. Yes, it's the same girl, but her images have been altered.
Girl No. 2
On the same trip, I also attempted booked this girl:
http://www.eternitygirls.com/escort/36c-black-adventurous-toned-busty-bellamy-1709
Here she is again, different pimp: http://www.alllondonescorts.com/london_escorts/BELLAMY-escort-29907.html
And again: http://www.angelsoflondon.com/angels/bellamy/
And again: http://www.alllondonescorts.com/london_escorts/Raisa-escort-30108.html
She looks smoking hot in the pics, but when I got there, the actual girl bore little if any resemblance to what I saw on the website. The girl I met was rough-looking, like some kind of low-class, hardened street whore. When I told her "no" and walked, her face went black.
Conclusion
Punting in the UK is really hit and miss. You can find gems, but it's a matter of luck. I've tended to have better luck seeking out wh***houses in Soho than I have by visiting these pseudo private girls who work alone or in pairs out of apartments. I did once book an amazing and cheeky Japanese girl (outcall only) to my hotel but unfortunately, I don't have that pimp's details anymore.
For me, the one and only agent that consistently stands out is hot collection. Used them a few times in the past and never had any bad experience with them. And the fact that they've been there since my first punting trip to the UK (8 years ago) means they must be doing something right: http://www.hot-collection.co.uk
I'm just going to stick with them in the future and ignore the others.
As a side note, if you're specifically looking for a REAL Brit girl (meaning an Irish/Scot/Welsh/English chick), my advice is STAY AT HOME! They are easier to find in Sydney than over there. They [I]can be found in the UK, but they're as rare as hen's teeth and when you do find one, they cost a pretty penny.
Bottom line is that the UK in general (and London in particular) is completely overrun by Eurotrash - think southern Euro as much as genuine Eastern Europeans.