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cuttlefish
11-09-2016, 10:04 AM
My friend was boasting of how what a great time he had punting in
Bangkok. For me it was a epic disaster. I went to Bangkok for week
R & R. There were bars everywhere. I sit down & like when u feed
seagulls I was quickly surrounded. I start talking to cute Thai Girl
she's not smoking hot but playful & flirty & probably all things I want'
in a pro. I have the personality of a plant so this leads me to believe
she is a good option. Finally she says she wants to go with me & begin
to talk numbers. I pay for overnight. Went to my hotel & start going through
the motions. She begins to give head. It was like she was sucking a ice block.
& I can hardly feel anything. In fact it was more like she was pecking at the
top of my dick like a bird pecking seeds. She might of had a beak as it did not
feel good one damn bit. She goes on tip & quickly begins tired. I go on top
she is then complains she is very sleepy & hurry up. She is quite skinny & so
it feels like I am fucking a snowboard with tits how erotic. I stop & then I am
laying in bed & she's saying all kinds of weird shit in Thai. I 'm pretty sure she
starting to make fun of me in Thai. She keeps saying Moo Moo Moo. I love Thai
food I recognise this from a Thai Menu & i'm pretty sure it means Pork. So
basically she's calling me fat, which is annoying & the thought of her staying the
night no longer feels enticing. However I just want to finish & so I start sex again.
Within 2 minutes she falls this time fast asleep. I stop & wake her up & she starts
shouting at me in Thai cursing me. She calms down & then I finish the session.
I give her Taxi fee then I go to sleep.
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Pussyhands
11-09-2016, 11:13 AM
Did u pay her upfront or after?

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cuttlefish
11-09-2016, 12:10 PM
Did u pay her upfront or after?

http://www.bangkok-addicts.com/forum/

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I paid upfront. I know now in that bar I must have stood
out like a sardine in a shark tank. I was Mr Know it all
overseas did no research & paid for my arrogance.
Thanks PH I am grateful for u advice. I will do my
homework next time.

shootermcgavin
11-09-2016, 12:33 PM
"....feels like I am fucking a snowboard".


Absolutely lost it at this. I like your style OP.

Pussyhands
11-09-2016, 01:20 PM
I paid upfront. I know now in that bar I must have stood
out like a sardine in a shark tank. I was Mr Know it all
overseas did no research & paid for my arrogance.
Thanks PH I am grateful for u advice. I will do my
homework next time.

I wouldn't call arrogance but rather u didn't know...

Quite the opposite, u come off as humble. Arrogance would be if u said that forum is useless and that u knew better - so no ur quite the opposite.

In Aus punting u pay first but in Thailand u pay after and u can tell them if it is a great session u give them 500 baht tip. Overnight price is 3000baht to 5000baht that's 120 to 150, tops 170 dollars.

But u have to watch out for ladyboys and always dom up

panthera
11-09-2016, 07:34 PM
Almost got sharked first time in BKK too. For overnights the advice is to pay half upfront and half at end to deal with "early exits". Also don't admit its your first time otherwise makes you easily target. Also take your time to select the girl and avoid those who are too aggressive probably cos they are 'too' pro.

Strayer Mate
12-09-2016, 09:26 AM
I wouldn't call arrogance but rather u didn't know...

Quite the opposite, u come off as humble. Arrogance would be if u said that forum is useless and that u knew better - so no ur quite the opposite.

In Aus punting u pay first but in Thailand u pay after and u can tell them if it is a great session u give them 500 baht tip. Overnight price is 3000baht to 5000baht that's 120 to 150, tops 170 dollars.

But u have to watch out for ladyboys and always dom up

...think OP meant to say 'paid for his ignorance' ..not 'arrogance'... with respect to lack of doing research ...

as , yes, his actions dont seem arrogant at all ... quite the opposite, he probably needed to be arrogant though, given it's a buyer's market there...

Mojo
13-09-2016, 03:29 PM
Almost got sharked first time in BKK too. For overnights the advice is to pay half upfront and half at end to deal with "early exits". Also don't admit its your first time otherwise makes you easily target. Also take your time to select the girl and avoid those who are too aggressive probably cos they are 'too' pro.

I have only had one overnighter in BKK and Tay was great. She went like a machine and fit in a 5am session before I left to the airport.
Although I wouldn't have an overnighter again ever though for a few reasons. I just don't like wasting time there and pleasing someone else.
1. After I'm satisfied, I just don't want them hanging around. I'd rather go shopping again later if/when my tanks refills.
2. They will waste time if you keep them too long. Why bother.

I think the best option in BKK overall is to go for an hour incall to one of the many venues at Soi 24, 24/1 - 26 where the competition and service is good.