Betoota Advocate - guy books wife for outcall

[Raybo]

This is a good laugh fellas!

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/married-fifo-worker-busted-using-escort-services-in-the-worst-way-possible/

[caff3ry]

Hahahahahaha lol best thing ive read all day

[AHLUNGOR]

This is a good laugh fellas!

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/married-fifo-worker-busted-using-escort-services-in-the-worst-way-possible/

Well, a few interesting points came out from there:

1. The guy should be grateful that it was him who booked his own mrs and not his supervisor next door ! As he said that himself ! Imagine his own boss fucking his wife as a whore !

2. He paid $1,600 for the two hours escort services . He could have save a whole of cash now knowing how much his wife is worth in the open market !

3. He said she doesn't need the money, may be just lonely as he is away for 14 days at a time ! It makes you wonder how many miners wives are working on the side ??

4, last but not lease, is the marriage now over ?

[wilisno]

5. That shows his wife is a good sort...

[Raybo]

This is my favourite bit.....

Now, I know for a fact that she isn’t 28. I had to buy her tickets to a fucking Katie Noonan concert for her 30th, which was at least five years ago. I’ll never forget that experience. I’m also calling bullshit on the 6-8 dress size and any mention of her being interested in cooking and the outdoors.”

[MLMatt]

Ahhh the satirical Betoota Advocate strikes again!

[CunningLinguist]

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/3on3.asp

[Littleguy85]

This is gold