Ask Christmas and Babycat

[harrycd]

which I never go anymore :o

I thought you went to BJJ tournaments to watch and eat sweet foods :o

[Christmas]

I always have a double-take with "BJJ" in this forum cos it pretty close to "BBBJ".....eg). I thought I read "BBBJ tournament". That would be an awesome tournament to see...
Or maybe I have undiagnosed dislexia...
http://im.hthayat.com/quiz/2016/08/q_e5b5a70462e861a27390fa78e012a7a9.gif

http://i.imgur.com/XAepM1D.png

that's ok
it happens to everyone

[vitamin]

You don't do BJJ with me.
You do curl up into a ball and tap out

[Mitch2]

Paying rent is RETAIL DEATH mates.

The successful shops are owner-operated. Only fools and horses rent from a landlord. Retail rents in Oz are some of the world's highest.

How I attempt to write a lengthy reply about business in this thread, i dont know, i apologise and will say sorry in advance, but with 69's input, I just had to have a say.

69 seem like a yobbo, but i reckon behind that classic Westie lingo he is a successful businessman.

Mega corporates like Maccas bunnings and woolworth pretend they make money via selling food, and tools when in actual fact, they are making big money buy buying real estate, develop infracstructure and sell,
when they time is right.

Like when i started my business 15 years ago, i actually went outta my way to have more debt but buy the property of the place i wanted to operate and now i am assured that
even if i quit or sell my business product i will still have made substantial amount from the selling of the property which has went up quite extensivley in the last 10 years.

so yeah, just wanted to have a say to that. Not trying to show off but, 69's comment made me want to comment.. LOL

Back to thread.

HEy xmas, I think your dimples are really cute,

Can i get a PM of the ..ehem.. the pic too?

In my 5 years in this forum, honestly i have 7 PM. I dont know how people make their inbox so full.

Didnt know peop-le PM each other so much...

[vitamin]

Back to thread.

HEy xmas, I think your dimples are really cute,

Can i get a PM of the ..ehem.. the pic too?

In my 5 years in this forum, honestly i have 7 PM. I dont know how people make their inbox so full.

Didnt know peop-le PM each other so much...

If you like dimples. She has ones to die for.
Why not just visit her shop and see it in person??

[Mitch2]

If you like dimples. She has ones to die for.
Why not just visit her shop and see it in person??

I meant that, other pic, that people were requesting....

[inmydream]

If you like dimples. She has ones to die for.
Why not just visit her shop and see it in person??

I went there twice but never saw her. Stop bludging chrismas hahaha

[inmydream]

Not to be pedantic, but I am almost certain that brothels and massage parlours if the premises is leased are not 'retail leases' like a bottleshop or grocery store. Instead, they will probably be under a normal 'commercial lease' if the business is rennting the premises like an office space or a pub.

And yeah I realise that brothels and massage parlours are commonly referred to as 'shops'.

Yeah freakin retail lease is bloody expensive. I have a friend who has a shop within shopping centre and I was stunned when he told me the figures. It's like my annual salary working in corporate world. No wonder a lot of shops closed these days .

[Christmas]

I meant that, other pic, that people were requesting....


http://youtu.be/Iv-wFbJeBsU

it's not even that sexual since i have almost 0 tits

[Matie]

Nipple........ Omg...... Hehehe nice slip there.....

[magicman]

christmas who has bigger chest you or vitamin

[phoenix555]

http://youtu.be/Iv-wFbJeBsU

it's not even that sexual since i have almost 0 tits

This video deserve $20 off voucher from me!

[God Member]

http://youtu.be/Iv-wFbJeBsU

it's not even that sexual since i have almost 0 tits

90 minute movies have been made with less plot and depth than this three second one! It's great! Its mood and atmospherics, the languidness of it, the floppy hand, a climax that cuts dramatically and leaves you wanting more. The technique - soft lighting, close up composition and clean background serves the mood. It is a true collaboration between filmer and model.
It belongs in an installation at the AGNSW! :miao:

[Christmas]

christmas who has bigger chest you or vitamin

Bahahhhahaha yeah apparently vitamin's are 3times bigger than mine :rolleyes:

90 minute movies have been made with less plot and depth than this three second one! It's great! Its mood and atmospherics, the languidness of it, the floppy hand, a climax that cuts dramatically and leaves you wanting more. The technique - soft lighting, close up composition and clean background serves the mood. It is a true collaboration between filmer and model.
It belongs in an installation at the AGNSW! :miao:
I know, I'm glad someone understands my art work, well I'm like Sergei Eisenstein of snapchat :cool:

[beta101]

http://youtu.be/Iv-wFbJeBsU

it's not even that sexual since i have almost 0 tits

nice 188 views in 15 hours :D

i raped the like button on that video

[papi]

How do you post pics and vids?

[Christmas]

Whaaat? This girl is gorgeous. I hate BIG JUGS reminds me of an old washer woman who took me virgin back on the farm all those decades ago
Is this from a movie?
thanks a lot!!! ㅋㅋ it's from my snapchat


How do you post pics and vids?

image address[/img*]
[video*=youtube_share;put that alphabet below]whole share link[/video*]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9nD4GZt.png

and you do this without *

[cassius]

beautiful video of a beautiful woman

[Migger]

Christmas your raw honesty makes this thread quite compelling.

[woods23]

:red_heart: :miao: wowww Xmas

金馬獎 winner 2017 for Best actress and Best pictures;)

[shootermcgavin]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgm1zKipu9oyxozymlYnzbYnP-Q2ndQron700TiR5HzbClstAqKfV4YB6g

[vitamin]

Need a sequel to them videos xmas

[Christmas]

http://i.imgur.com/rAdQKBW.png (https://www.gofundme.com/buy-chelsea-a-iron)

does it work/?

[vitamin]

In 1 min someone already donated your target . Lol

[GinkoBashanan]

Hi Christmas, you might want to change your Go Fund Me account name...to maybe buy Chelsea a cloth steamer/iron. Just "steamer" alone has a few different meanings in Australia. And trust me you don't want to ask for a Steamer.

[harrycd]

Just a steamer? All the girls at my work have been going crazy for that air fryer shit.

[shootermcgavin]

Steamer? Like a Cleveland? Or the Boston variation?

[Christmas]

http://i.imgur.com/PmYDnb0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/b8mP2Rl.png

whoever did this, thank you. I'll try my best to keep my body fit, take some more decent nudes.(changed title as cloth steamer even though this campaign has finished. thanks)

I don't want air frier, it taste sucks!
fried food need to be fried by oil not air!

[cleetusvandamme]

Amazing!.......

[harrycd]

pretty sure I'm Anonymous

[wachumba]

Pheonix555 made the donation.

First thing I thought of was a wetsuit when I saw steamer.

[wachumba]

Just a steamer? All the girls at my work have been going crazy for that air fryer shit.

Tell those girls they are behind the times. Air dryers are old new now. They are shit for cooking food in. Only good for heating up already cooked food to get crispy outside.

[harrycd]

Tell those girls they are behind the times. Air dryers are old new now. They are shit for cooking food in. Only good for heating up already cooked food to get crispy outside.

So whats the new new? I'm refurbishing my kitchen setup got some nice copper based pans, the only issue is I'm a useless cook.

[mrbluesky1]

this is a fucking pisser of a topic .. keep up the good work all.

[wachumba]

So whats the new new? I'm refurbishing my kitchen setup got some nice copper based pans, the only issue is I'm a useless cook.

Sorry, typo. I meant old news. Air fryers have been out at least 5 years now.
Don't know what the latest kitchen gadgets are. Maybe an Inova Culinary sous vide gadget. Even sous vide has been used on MasterChef since first series so not that new but the Inova makes any pot or bucket into a sous vide.

[lemontart]

To Jerry/christmas

How come i don't see you at 42 anymore? What happened?

[Christmas]

To Jerry/christmas

How come i don't see you at 42 anymore? What happened?
hihi I was sent to N5M because 42 has new manager so I can now more concentrate on Marrickville :D
look my achievement! made new website! made new roster! 뀪!!!


Pheonix555 made the donation.
yahhh yahhhhh
http://i.imgur.com/JR1uYkR.jpg

[harrycd]

So when do you start renovating m5?

[Marrickvill_5]

So when do you start renovating m5?

I don't know when It starts seriously but management is assuming that it will be fully renovated by next February :D
2 stories building! with many many private corridors like 42 and bigger, cleaner rooms!!!! I am so excited! since now N5M's room quality is not the best quality...

[Nejums]

I'll have nobody speak ill of airfryers. I used to be a sceptic, but I have converted well and truly.

I will make you airfried chicken wings and potato wedges and crispy pork belly to convert you. Seriously, it's the fucking shit. It's not here to replace deep fryers, because they'll always have a place, but airfryers are absolutely amazing.

[harrycd]

Oh that's good to hear but I meant you personally, grab some overalls and get to work lol :shout:

[Nejums]

I don't know when It starts seriously but management is assuming that it will be fully renovated by next February :D
2 stories building! with many many private corridors like 42 and bigger, cleaner rooms!!!! I am so excited! since now N5M's room quality is not the best quality...

My very first FS punt was at m5 with a kgirl called Cookie. She was amazing.

[Christmas]

I'll have nobody speak ill of airfryers. I used to be a sceptic, but I have converted well and truly.

I will make you airfried chicken wings and potato wedges and crispy pork belly to convert you. Seriously, it's the fucking shit. It's not here to replace deep fryers, because they'll always have a place, but airfryers are absolutely amazing.

but I'm more likely sugar person than oil+carb person. I don't really enjoy much fried food anyway. ㅋㅋㅋ
HOWEVER
I'll have wedges everyday, 3 times a day, If you buy me one, :o

[Christmas]

Oh that's good to hear but I meant you personally, grab some overalls and get to work lol :shout:

Only bad thing about working @N5M is
that I have to pass straty when I come to work
and there's chatime
there's gongcha
there's Korean bakeries (heaps)
there's anything I want

[cleetusvandamme]

I don't know when It starts seriously but management is assuming that it will be fully renovated by next February :D
2 stories building! with many many private corridors like 42 and bigger, cleaner rooms!!!! I am so excited! since now N5M's room quality is not the best quality...

Another storey?! Better get started to be done by February!

[lemontart]

So i won't get to see you again at 42 anymore???

[lemontart]

[QUOTE=Christmas;1165381]hihi I was sent to N5M because 42 has new manager so I can now more concentrate on Marrickville :D
look my achievement! made new website! made new roster! 뀪!!!


So i won't get to see you again at 42???

[Christmas]

relax lemontart, I still go 42 sometimes, to hang with Jesse, Talia, Mona etc (as you see from my snapchat)
you know, I always thought that you're my ex. aren't you?

[Nejums]

but I'm more likely sugar person than oil+carb person. I don't really enjoy much fried food anyway. ㅋㅋㅋ
HOWEVER
I'll have wedges everyday, 3 times a day, If you buy me one, :o
So the quickest way to your pants would be to bribe you with sweets? ;)

[lemontart]

relax lemontart, I still go 42 sometimes, to hang with Jesse, Talia, Mona etc (as you see from my snapchat)
you know, I always thought that you're my ex. aren't you?

You probably do not remember me because i was a little shy...
Lol why would i be your ex?
Well i will say hello next time i see you

[vitamin]

So the quickest way to your pants would be to bribe you with sweets? ;)
She said wedges. Not sweets (Sour cream and sweet chili sauce)

Just buy her Milk tea. Taro or oolong milk tea. (From chat time) 1/2 sugar.
Sweet jelly ..

Can't guarantee any pants getting into. But she'll definitely like you more.

That or macaroons
Or
Creep cake (green tea)
Or
Any Cake for that matter

For all punters who wondering what to buy Xmas when you visit her at n5m
That being said. Don't know how happy she'll be if she gets 5 6 cups of milk tea a day.

[Nejums]

She said wedges. Not sweets (Sour cream and sweet chili sauce)

Just buy her Milk tea. Taro or oolong milk tea. (From chat time) 1/2 sugar.
Sweet jelly ..

Can't guarantee any pants getting into. But she'll definitely like you more.

That or macaroons
Or
Creep cake (green tea)
Or
Any Cake for that matter

For all punters who wondering what to buy Xmas when you visit her at n5m
That being said. Don't know how happy she'll be if she gets 5 6 cups of milk tea a day.

I was more alluding to her admission of having a bit of a sweet tooth (or should I say teeth? Lololol)

Also, I was kidding. I doubt I'll have a chance to meet her anyway let alone get her sweets and wedges…

[CunningLinguist]

I was more alluding to her admission of having a bit of a sweet tooth (or should I say teeth? Lololol)

Also, I was kidding. I doubt I'll have a chance to meet her anyway let alone get her sweets and wedges…

Just rock up with honey dripping from your erect cock and she might just give you a DTBBBJ at reception :)

[Nejums]

Just rock up with honey dripping from your erect cock and she might just give you a DTBBBJ at reception :)
Hahaha don't give other brothers any ideas now…There'll be a conga line of erect penises glazed in honey at m5.

[vitamin]

Just rock up with honey dripping from your erect cock and she might just give you a DTBBBJ at reception :)

Nutella.. less messy. Sif honey.. girls go crazy for Nutella

[Christmas]

you guys never imagine put choc fudge on dick (or pussy for yours) and lick it? my dream
never big fan of nutella, prefer reeses spread maybe

[vitamin]

you guys never imagine put choc fudge on dick (or pussy for yours) and lick it? my dream
never big fan of nutella, prefer reeses spread maybe
Nutella, chocolate fudge same difference ..

[Marrickvill_5]

You probably do not remember me because i was a little shy...
Lol why would i be your ex?
Well i will say hello next time i see you
oh yeah? my
http://personalitygrowth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Spongebob-Intuition.jpg
is wrong again, but I still strongly believe that you're tonyㅋ anyway...



Nutella, chocolate fudge same difference ..
it's like I'm saying
7th mola and 8th mola same difference... (i don't even know if there's 8th mola exist)

[Nejums]

I feel like chocolate is less hygienic than honey…

[vitamin]

I feel like chocolate is less hygienic than honey…

As long as the sugar content is high enough. It's antibacterial.

[vitamin]

it's like I'm saying
7th mola and 8th mola same difference... (i don't even know if there's 8th mola exist)

Aren't they the same difference? All big Teeth used for chewing Same?
Ask your dentist next time you see them

[AHLUNGOR]

An obvious question for Jerry and Baby,

Have you ever ??

And would you like to try ??


https://68.media.tumblr.com/6cd98b52d9577fd73a8f771243b66982/tumblr_ngrq9dGN6p1sq2u0do1_400.gif

[Christmas]

https://media.giphy.com/media/wPkWlsnohtn7a/giphy.gif

[lemontart]

[QUOTE=Marrickvill_5;1166112]oh yeah? my
http://personalitygrowth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Spongebob-Intuition.jpg
is wrong again, but I still strongly believe that you're tonyㅋ anyway...

That is some random intuition haha

Guess i have to see you at N5M

[Prashvj]

Some nice stuff in this thread.. that pic by AL is hot

[Soccerfan]

https://media.giphy.com/media/wPkWlsnohtn7a/giphy.gif

That's a great movie!! It's a classic!!

[Christmas]

That's a great movie!! It's a classic!!



That's a great movie!! It's a classic!!

I know.. whenever i look at the mirror while doggy-ing... it's too strong Miseen Scene

[Nejums]

As long as the sugar content is high enough. It's antibacterial.
Sugar and chocolate aren't the same thing.

[Nejums]

I know.. whenever i look at the mirror while doggy-ing... it's too strong Miseen Scene
Just curious, but how often do you look at the mirror whilst doggying?

[Christmas]

Just curious, but how often do you look at the mirror whilst doggying?

Whenever I'm doggy-ing.

[cuteguy]

Just curious, but how often do you look at the mirror whilst doggying?

Why are WLs so fascinated by mirrors? :question:

[BongKong]

Christmas whats the red thing at the bottom of your neck in the Snapchats? Is it a neckalce or a body mark?

[Nejums]

Whenever I'm doggy-ing.
What if you're doggying in the great outdoors? Do you carry one in your bag at all times? :P

[Christmas]

Why are WLs so fascinated by mirrors? :question:
because everyone has their narcissistic side...


Christmas whats the red thing at the bottom of your neck in the Snapchats? Is it a neckalce or a body mark?
It's.. it's tattoo ㅋㅋㅋ

[Christmas]

because everyone has their narcissistic side...


It's.. it's tattoo ㅋㅋㅋ


What if you're doggying in the great outdoors? Do you carry one in your bag at all times? :P

Oh! I never had our door sex :) the most extreme sex ever I had would be car sex @Epping ㅋ

[vitamin]

Oh! I never had our door sex :) the most extreme sex ever I had would be car sex @Epping ㅋ

Really? Wow .. for real? Did not guess that you were such a good girl

[Nejums]

Oh! I never had our door sex :) the most extreme sex ever I had would be car sex @Epping ㅋ
Never had outdoor sex?! You haven't lived!

[Shoryureppa]

Do you plan on staying in AU or moving back to Korea?

[Prashvj]

Love your posts 6sixty9nine 😊

[AHLUNGOR]

Working girls in a slow day !

Girls in your shops, what do they do ?




https://68.media.tumblr.com/509f5c4ba42287357f80a8cfa094ae37/tumblr_nhntqee0vZ1ryw66yo1_1280.jpg

[Raybo]

Whenever I'm doggy-ing.

Is it doggy-ing for you or being doggied? Dont thing i would like you doggy-ing me!

[Christmas]

Is it doggy-ing for you or being doggied? Dont thing i would like you doggy-ing me!
when someone is pounding me from behind of me, as like two dogs are copulating.



@JC/BC: what are your career plans ie: 5 years from now what could you see yourself doing?
sex?ㅋ

Omg internet here @n5m is so slow, seems nothing is working properly here. Don't judge me because i'm not always here, honestly i want to work here until late but circumstances is just not work-able !!! Need to renovate as soon as possible...

anyway, regarding outdoor sex
Beach sex at night would be good if i have to choose one. I like to have sex in proper room which includes bathroom and amenities. So my room would be the best because i can sleep after i cum. Imagine after beach sex between your legs would be like sand x10533 and maybe inside of virgina as well so you might ill later. But car sex was ok it was too hot though


Is it doggy-ing for you or being doggied? Dont thing i would like you doggy-ing me!


Working girls in a slow day !
Girls in your shops, what do they do ?
https://68.media.tumblr.com/509f5c4ba42287357f80a8cfa094ae37/tumblr_nhntqee0vZ1ryw66yo1_1280.jpg

this picture is kind of accurate, there's a myth about it... when it's too quiet we tend to play hula.
is it hoola? ... it's kind of card game, you bet money...
I was always taught how to play but wasn't so fun.

[Nejums]

Beach sex is a horrible idea…Do you want sand in your vagina? Cause that's how you get sandy vaginas.

[gentleguy]

Christmas whats a good korean bakery you could recommend in strathfield?

[Christmas]

Christmas whats a good korean bakery you could recommend in strathfield?

authentic Korean bakery
http://www.topdigital.com.au/sites/default/files/daa8be0399e08576d118a8ad6acfaf0f.jpg
they make some oldfashion korean breads

https://b.zmtcdn.com/data/reviews_photos/2b7/9a47bd4573c22f9419276e8cb6fc02b7_1496214299.JPG?fi t=around%7C200%3A200&crop=200%3A200%3B%2A%2C%2A
this one quite new, I snapchat about it like 2 weeks ago, had 3 Profiteroles in a second. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ have so many kind of cakes too but haven't tried any yet.

you want Korean "bread"? not "cakes and sweets"?
"smelly cheese cake"'s camembert cheese cake is life, there are two, one in Straty one in Lidcombe..

yellow stage @eastwood
they have a macaron and tiramisu etc some kind of sweets, taste was good yuzu macaron mmmmmm.... but too many tables in small place so don't go if you want to talk

favourite bakery all the time for me is pishon @eastwood
http://www.iatemywaythrough.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pishon-25.jpg

their blueberry cream cheese bread is just love
I cum everytime when I have it
https://media.giphy.com/media/odoLbU9AoGbVm/giphy.gif

actually, there's "la-vigne" opposite to "pishon"
they make some good cakes.. too... I'm wet now....
https://media.giphy.com/media/13vvB6Z5kjcuis/giphy.gif
try blueberry yogurt cake... . it's just euphoric.

why did you ask me such this question :(

[wilisno]

Spit the sand out like an oyster, it looks somewhat like an oyster anyway ! ;) ;) ;)

[gentleguy]

Thanks Christmas will check out the one in stratty and eastwood. Will be a nice change since i'm used to the usual bakeries at coles, bakers delight, breadtop etc

[gentleguy]

you gotta try zumbo's V8 cake if you havn't already.

[Christmas]

you gotta try zumbo's V8 cake if you havn't already.

https://nevertoosweetforme.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/8-layers.jpg
wow
.. wow...

[Nejums]

Fuck I feel like a slice or three of that strawberry watermelon cake from.blackstar now.

[harrycd]

Fuck I feel like a slice or three of that strawberry watermelon cake from.blackstar now.

Do we work together? Had a coworker recommend that same cake from a nearby blackstar lol

[Sam88]

Do we work together? Had a coworker recommend that same cake from a nearby blackstar lol

its very popular; i just had it last week

[Nejums]

Do we work together? Had a coworker recommend that same cake from a nearby blackstar lol

I dunno man…do we? Now I'm all paranoid. I need to stop looking at the forums in the office.

[Matie]

That would be so funny

[GoldfishMan]

Oh! I never had our door sex :) the most extreme sex ever I had would be car sex @Epping ㅋ
The hottest action I got was in a cinema. It was made even hotter because it was a hot date and I went from first base to home run in one go!!

[Christmas]

I dunno man…do we? Now I'm all paranoid. I need to stop looking at the forums in the office.

Do we work together? Had a coworker recommend that same cake from a nearby blackstar lol

can you both relax? watermelon cake is too mainstream now so everyone knows that, but V8 wow
v8 wowow
wowowowo v8

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/0/i/9/3/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.10hne.png/1279577518593.jpg

v8 wow wow

[AHLUNGOR]

Oh! I never had our door sex :) the most extreme sex ever I had would be car sex @Epping ㅋ


Hey Jerry,

I have picked out this beautiful outdoor setting for you, like it ??


https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnz3qCB9m1rfa2ogo1_500.gif


https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnz3qCB9m1rfa2ogo2_500.gif


https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnz3qCB9m1rfa2ogo3_500.gif

[wachumba]

can you both relax? watermelon cake is too mainstream now so everyone knows that, but V8 wow
v8 wowow
wowowowo v8

v8 wow wow

V8 is even older than watermelon cake. It first came out about 6 years ago. It started as vanilla version, there was a chocolate 'diesel' version and they also make other ones. There was a caramel flavour one last year. You can buy single service V8 cakes.

Watermelon cake is only instagram famous. Its OK but not really good. Zumbo cakes much better i think.

[Christmas]

V8 is even older than watermelon cake. It first came out about 6 years ago. It started as vanilla version, there was a chocolate 'diesel' version and they also make other ones. There was a caramel flavour one last year. You can buy single service V8 cakes.

Watermelon cake is only instagram famous. Its OK but not really good. Zumbo cakes much better i think.

yeah, maybe.. why not?

why many Korean small cafes copy blackstar's recipe (w.s cake) whereas noone copies zumbo's. is it because it's too hard to copy? or not really worth to copy?
I could have 1 whole 18 x 13 cm watermelon cake but not sure if I can Zumbo's.. it's either 1. way too heavy 2. way too sweet
watermelon cake was phenomenon (it's still) because it's not too sweet, and its unique taste. (refreshing,,, isn't it) and it's pretty (instagram-able)
I'm drooling from just imagining.. ha....hhueafen.g..ugh...
it's personal preference but I'd prefer watermelon cake than zumbos.

couldn't have many kinds of zumbo's cake compared to its macaron, (I think I had pretty much all kind of flavours there)
because
1. accessibility
2. accessibility
3. accessibility

❤️Special thanks to an anonymous guy who sent me a ... probably 50 macaron's from makmak❤️

[wachumba]

yeah, maybe.. why not?

why many Korean small cafes copy blackstar's recipe (w.s cake) whereas noone copies zumbo's. is it because it's too hard to copy? or not really worth to copy?
I could have 1 whole 18 x 13 cm watermelon cake but not sure if I can Zumbo's.. it's either 1. way too heavy 2. way too sweet
watermelon cake was phenomenon (it's still) because it's not too sweet, and its unique taste. (refreshing,,, isn't it) and it's pretty (instagram-able)
I'm drooling from just imagining.. ha....hhueafen.g..ugh...
it's personal preference but I'd prefer watermelon cake than zumbos.

couldn't have many kinds of zumbo's cake compared to its macaron, (I think I had pretty much all kind of flavours there)
because
1. accessibility
2. accessibility
3. accessibility

❤️Special thanks to an anonymous guy who sent me a ... probably 50 macaron's from makmak❤️

They can't copy Zumbo cakes because they are much more complicated and take a long time to make. Watermelon cake is simple in comparison. V8 has 8 different layers.
The V8 cake is not too sweet. I find Zumbo cakes are not as sweet as others but I guess it depends on which ones you eat. Just different tastes.

[phoenix555]

...that guy's tan line...

I don't even notice there's a guy

[BongKong]

Hey Jerry,

I have picked out this beautiful outdoor setting for you, like it ??


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Do you just spend y our whole day looking up porno?

[God Member]

Where is Christmas? It has been over 30 hours since her last post. *gasp* *gasp* I'm sufferin' :amazing: :shout:

https://s4.postimg.org/xus4zhgfh/Concerta-_Withdrawal-_Timeline.gif (https://postimages.org/)

[Nejums]

Now I know what to get you if I ever meet you, Jerry. ;) No, not my cock dripping in chocolate syrup. :p

[cleetusvandamme]

I haven't ever understood fucking outdoors. I did it once when I was 20 and never again. Same for car sex. I did it once when I was 19 and nah not even in a fucken plush Sandman.
Back to me old self. Live long a fucken prosper!

I'm with you on that one. I've done it in a bunch of places at the behest of gfs etc. Cars, park benches, cafe, beaches, riverbanks etc but I'd much rather be in a nice comfortable bed with the right lighting and music, taking my time without worrying about anything else.

[Christmas]

Where is Christmas? It has been over 30 hours since her last post. *gasp* *gasp* I'm sufferin' :amazing: :shout:

https://s4.postimg.org/xus4zhgfh/Concerta-_Withdrawal-_Timeline.gif (https://postimages.org/)

Ahhahahah concerta/Adderall etc somehow familiar to me :D
was it really sugar high *gasp* *gasp*

[iplayforfun]

Christmas!!
How what percent of WL are dating or in a relationship?

[Christmas]

Christmas!!
How what percent of WL are dating or in a relationship?

HI!!!! 50% I guess!!!!!

[BongKong]

Hi Christmas,

Do WLs really think Pretty Woman is a good movie?

[Christmas]

Hi Christmas,

Do WLs really think Pretty Woman is a good movie?

LOL I don't know
I never asked them and personally never watched it either
is this kinda another cinderella story? wl meets rich man and they love forever?

I liked leaving las vegas though

[BongKong]

LOL I don't know
I never asked them and personally never watched it either
is this kinda another cinderella story? wl meets rich man and they love forever?

I liked leaving las vegas though

I dunno i havent seen those movies.

I just tried dressing up like Richard Gere a couple of times and rescuing a WL from a store. I was asked to leave.

[Christmas]

I dunno i havent seen those movies.
I just tried dressing up like Richard Gere a couple of times and rescuing a WL from a store. I was asked to leave.

yeah.. next question?

[BongKong]

Is pikachu your favourite Pokemon?

[cassius]

leaving las vegas. great movie. good taste

[Christmas]

Is pikachu your favourite Pokemon?

no, my favourite is eevee :o


leaving las vegas. great movie. good taste

but I haven't watched god father yet.
every single human seems like this movie why

[BongKong]

no, my favourite is eevee :o



but I haven't watched god father yet.
every single human seems like this movie why

Godfather part 1 and 2 are excellent.

Skip part 3 though

[cleetusvandamme]

no, my favourite is eevee :o



but I haven't watched god father yet.
every single human seems like this movie why

Because it's the greatest gangster movie ever (I count 1&2 as 1 movie).
Maybe not recommended if you don't like gangster movies. Also part 2 is about 3 hours long.

You might be like
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[wilisno]

Godfather part 1 and 2 are excellent.

Skip part 3 though

Yep, no one plays mafia bosses better than Marlon Brando and Al Pacino ! Marlon Brando's way of talking had actually become the benchmark of mafia voice in a movie ! ;) ;) ;)

[Pearler]

Society denominated thousands of women as hookers who are equally supported by thousands of men
who for like reasons should also be denominated as hookers since what change a women into a
hooker must also necessarily change a man into the same .

[Brothelcreeper]

Society denominated thousands of women as hookers who are equally supported by thousands of men
who for like reasons should also be denominated as hookers since what change a women into a
hooker must also necessarily change a man into the same .

Confucius he say.......very deep man

[shootermcgavin]

Godfathers 1 & 2 are good for sure but IMHO Heat is the best gangster movie. Al Pacino + Robert De Niro, what a combo.

^ Correct answer. The ending, the mutual respect, "....told you i wasn't going back", the shoot-out, De Niro ordering Waynegro "....look at me, LOOK AT ME". Feels.

[CunningLinguist]

^ Correct answer. The ending, the mutual respect, "....told you i wasn't going back", the shoot-out, De Niro ordering Waynegro "....look at me, LOOK AT ME". Feels.

yeah heat was cool

[cleetusvandamme]

Godfathers 1 & 2 are good for sure but IMHO Heat is the best gangster movie. Al Pacino + Robert De Niro, what a combo.


^ Correct answer. The ending, the mutual respect, "....told you i wasn't going back", the shoot-out, De Niro ordering Waynegro "....look at me, LOOK AT ME". Feels.

You guys are dreaming.
Al Pacino and Robert de Niro are both in Godfather 2 although they don't share any scenes.

[gentleguy]

Hey christmas I ended up going to eastwood and went to yellow stage for coffee and tiramisu so yummy I ate it too fast. Then I walked up to La vigne and got some breads including blueberry cream cheese. I did plan on going to pishon too but that can be for another day since I had already spent about $30 on sweets.

48011

[Marrickvill_5]

Hey christmas I ended up going to eastwood and went to yellow stage for coffee and tiramisu so yummy I ate it too fast. Then I walked up to La vigne and got some breads including blueberry cream cheese. I did plan on going to pishon too but that can be for another day since I had already spent about $30 on sweets.

48011

Nice... Although I didn't know there's blueberry cream cheese bun in la-vigne. hehehe yummmmmm
I just had 매운돈까스 for lunch @pumpkin cafe, straty

[inmydream]

Jerry,

how do your girls go home if they finish really late. For sure you don't want to walk around to sydhenham station. Do you guys arrange the transport?

[harrycd]

Jerry,

how do your girls go home if they finish really late. For sure you don't want to walk around to sydhenham station. Do you guys arrange the transport?

Yes more info on their routes to work perhaps also where they live as well just to make things easier lol.

[Maxybro]

Yes more info on their routes to work perhaps also where they live as well just to make things easier lol.

LOL FMD some of these questions are just outright stupid.

[Christmas]

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they call drivers... I recall when I finished later than 6am I just took train instead,.. 6am anyway not so dark

[gentleguy]

Jerry,

how do your girls go home if they finish really late. For sure you don't want to walk around to sydhenham station. Do you guys arrange the transport?

i'm guessing uber or taxi.

[gentleguy]

or what christmas said, wow didnt know about all those haha.

[inmydream]

wau me too, didnt know about those services. hey gentleguy are you related to cuteguy? I always get mixed up between these two users.

[wwrre]

There are a lot of Korean businesses that you call to drive your car home for you also.

Good for your "plan b"

[bryanr]

I wasnt born when they made Godfather and Heat. Did I miss much ?

[Pearler]

It's the so called normal girls who always let you down. WL never scare me as least there committed.

[God Member]

You said your "daddy issues" cuts out by the early 50s. How old were the oldest men you saw when you were working?

What did you think of them?

[wilisno]

I wasnt born when they made Godfather and Heat. Did I miss much ?

To see a movie, you don't have to be born when the movie was made !

[cleetusvandamme]

I wasnt born when they made Godfather and Heat. Did I miss much ?

No, because they're still available to watch.

[Christmas]

You said your "daddy issues" cuts out by the early 50s. How old were the oldest men you saw when you were working?

What did you think of them?

I didn't ask how old he is but He said His grand daughter was much older than me, probably 5+ or more.
I assume he's about to 100? I don't know, for me he was super super grandpa.

He couldn't have boner so He couldn't put inside, so He did hand job while I was looking at it, and He said "whoa~~~ I'm done!" and there was no cum! i mean no sperms@!
and I was like "you sure you done?" and he was like "yah done!"

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[AHLUNGOR]

To see a movie, you don't have to be born when the movie was made !

Yeap, just think Gone with the Wind and Ben Hur!

[Tall Focker]

I wasnt born when they made Godfather and Heat. Did I miss much ?

You aren't a man yet if you haven't watched Godfather and Heat hehe

[God Member]

I assume he's about to 100? I don't know, for me he was super super grandpa.

He couldn't have boner so He couldn't put inside, so He did hand job while I was looking at it, and He said "whoa~~~ I'm done!" and there was no cum! i mean no sperms@!
and I was like "you sure you done?" and he was like "yah done!"

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Ha ha! You make me laugh Christmas. I can imagine the scene. That old fella had the right idea though, it is kind of dirty to wack yourself off while a girl watches - the dirty old bugger. :shout:

[Sam88]

Yeap, just think Gone with the Wind and Ben Hur!

I love Ben Hur !

[Pussyhands]

I didn't ask how old he is but He said His grand daughter was much older than me, probably 5+ or more.
I assume he's about to 100? I don't know, for me he was super super grandpa.

He couldn't have boner so He couldn't put inside, so He did hand job while I was looking at it, and He said "whoa~~~ I'm done!" and there was no cum! i mean no sperms@!
and I was like "you sure you done?" and he was like "yah done!"

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQf8ffySqCB5cz9AhSv7PTrb51fGkSov MwENxng7iUEU25O8aUmaw

There is a condition where you ejaculate inwards into your bladder :@

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/retrograde-ejaculation/symptoms-causes/dxc-20259065

[Babycat]

Me too. I was thinking about Gone with the wind
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn@

Yeap, just think Gone with the Wind and Ben Hur!

[AHLUNGOR]

Me too. I was thinking about Gone with the wind
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn@

I like another quote from Miss Scarlett:

" I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again."

[Tall Focker]

I have a question for the WLs. Do you find that taller guys have bigger penises?

[BongKong]

I have a question for the WLs. Do you find that taller guys have bigger penises?

The fact your asking im guessing no haha

[Tall Focker]

The fact your asking im guessing no haha

I'm well endowed but I was wondering if it's always the case

[Pussyhands]

U know here an interesting theory - unproven

Having an average penis on a small guy would look much larger than on a tall/big guy - cuz of proportion =D

[kingwally]

U know here an interesting theory - unproven

Having an average penis on a small guy would look much larger than on a tall/big guy - cuz of proportion =D

A few months ago when I was in Thailand, myself and a Welsh mate picked up two girls in a bar there and went back to his room for some same room action. He is about 5 foot 6 inches tall and he has a slug that is 9 and a half inches long. His girl refused to fuck him because she was scared of his cock, but she sucked him dry. It was hilarious to see both his girl and mine put both their hands around it and still his knob was poking through.My girl said she was lucky that I was just Mr Average. He has had several girls refuse him before.

[Pussyhands]

Big cock sounds more of a curse ;(

Lucky my penis is average and can fit in anus too ;)

[kingwally]

Big cock sounds more of a curse ;(

Lucky my penis is average and can fit in anus too ;)

Yes...my mate says that it has cost him a lot of great girls because they are scared it will damage them internally. On the plus side, he says lots of girls love to look at it, but really only the fatties want to take it on.

[BongKong]

Big cock sounds more of a curse ;(

Lucky my penis is average and can fit in anus too ;)

You'd be very popular around Oxford St then

[cleetusvandamme]

You'd be very popular around Oxford St then

Nothing like a 1980's gay joke 🙄

[harrycd]

Yes...my mate says that it has cost him a lot of great girls because they are scared it will damage them internally. On the plus side, he says lots of girls love to look at it, but really only the fatties want to take it on.

haha I'm nowhere near as big as your mate but have run into similar issues.
When I was in thailand I was in a gogo bar, and half the girls including staff came over to feel my dick through my shorts. While it was a lot of hot girls it was also the older staff including some fairly butch older women but I was drunk so yeah :/
I only had one girl have issues with my size in Thailand though. When punting in Aus it can be an issue with some smaller girls but yeah not even close to what your mate goes through rofl.

[Christmas]

generally speaking

big nose
big feet
tall

means big dick

https://media.giphy.com/media/hyh1SNqp2U4I8/giphy.gif

[BongKong]

Nothing like a 1980's gay joke 🙄

I'd say its still relevant now unless in the past week the gay community there has relocated.

[GoldfishMan]

generally speaking

big nose
big feet
tall

means big dick

https://media.giphy.com/media/hyh1SNqp2U4I8/giphy.gif
Need to be more scientific, girl, lol.
According to science, it's all in the fingers. They say that having an index finger that is shorter than the ring finger means having a bigger penis. The bigger the difference, the bigger it is. The explanation is that the index finger length tells you how much female hormone the man was exposed to before being born.

Less female hormone = shorter index finger = bigger penis.

Here's an article about this if you're interested:
http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/

[phoenix555]

Need to be more scientific, girl, lol.
According to science, it's all in the fingers. They say that having an index finger that is shorter than the ring finger means having a bigger penis. The bigger the difference, the bigger it is. The explanation is that the index finger length tells you how much female hormone the man was exposed to before being born.

Less female hormone = shorter index finger = bigger penis.

Here's an article about this if you're interested:
http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/

Holy sh*t, my index finger very short. That's why I couldn't reach the G Spot when I fingering the girl.

[cleetusvandamme]

I'd say its still relevant now unless in the past week the gay community there has relocated.

More the childish instinct of bringing up Oxford St at the mention of anal.
Not really funny anymore though is it?

Q: What do you do if you drop your wallet on Oxford St?
A: Kick it to George St.

Hilarious!

[Christmas]

Need to be more scientific, girl, lol.
According to science, it's all in the fingers. They say that having an index finger that is shorter than the ring finger means having a bigger penis. The bigger the difference, the bigger it is. The explanation is that the index finger length tells you how much female hormone the man was exposed to before being born.

Less female hormone = shorter index finger = bigger penis.

Here's an article about this if you're interested:
http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/

dang my index finger is only 7 cm.


Holy sh*t, my index finger very short. That's why I couldn't reach the G Spot when I fingering the girl.

WHAT
you don't fingering with your index finger, you do with fuck-you finger.
https://media.giphy.com/media/I7p8K5EY9w9dC/giphy.gif
like this

Maybe we can ask Harry, how long is your index finger?

[harrycd]

Just big nose and feet for me, my index finger is normal.

[James_jones]

That article is alluding to the index/ring finger ratios, not the measured length of guys fingers correlating with anything:

The ratio of the length of a man’s index finger to that of his ring finger may seem like a strange thing to measure,

ie the length of your ring or index finger alone is quite irrelevant.

A researcher measured the patients’ penile length — flaccid and stretched — just after they went under anesthesia for their operations. A different researcher measured the men’s finger lengths, in order to prevent knowledge of one measurement unconsciously affecting the other.

They data suggested that those with a lower ratio, whose index finger (or second finger, 2D) was shorter than the ring finger (or fourth finger, 4D), had a longer stretched penis length, which is well correlated with erect size.

It is interesting that the correlation is between finger ratio and stretched flaccid length when they also measured erect size. If it was solid marker one would think that finger ratio and erect size would be front and center.

But no, finger ratio correlates to flaccid stretched length which is then correlated with erect size?

/geek

[vitamin]

Wonder if there are any studies on vaginal length

[cleetusvandamme]

Holy sh*t, my index finger very short. That's why I couldn't reach the G Spot when I fingering the girl.

https://media.giphy.com/media/qxrNKFshLr5D2/giphy.gif

[Christmas]

The ratio of the length of a man’s index finger to that of his ring finger may seem like a strange thing to measure,
ie the length of your ring or index finger alone is quite irrelevant.
A researcher measured the patients’ penile length — flaccid and stretched — just after they went under anesthesia for their operations. A different researcher measured the men’s finger lengths, in order to prevent knowledge of one measurement unconsciously affecting the other.
They data suggested that those with a lower ratio, whose index finger (or second finger, 2D) was shorter than the ring finger (or fourth finger, 4D), had a longer stretched penis length, which is well correlated with erect size.
It is interesting that the correlation is between finger ratio and stretched flaccid length when they also measured erect size. If it was solid marker one would think that finger ratio and erect size would be front and center.
But no, finger ratio correlates to flaccid stretched length which is then correlated with erect size?
/geek
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Wonder if there are any studies on vaginal length
Didn't you think it's all about ratio? the taller your body the longer pussy hole to cervix tip


Uh...bruh, try using your middle finger instead. Usually it's the middle finger which is why ��= "up yours...."
Homer having a threesome or fingering two people?
mm.. .. left romi right jerry
I chose right because you're right handed. (unsure)


https://media.giphy.com/media/qxrNKFshLr5D2/giphy.gif
appropriate gif

[Christmas]

http://i.imgur.com/aadvsLk.jpg

happy Chinese Valentine’s Day

[bryanr]

These GIF are brilliant. Always makes me laugh

[GoldfishMan]

Didn't you think it's all about ratio? the taller your body the longer pussy hole to cervix tip

I reckon it's the length of the torso. I've had girls with long legs and shorter torsos, they're tall, but it was easy to reach the cervix. The reaction I get when I hit their cervix is insanely hot!
Best position to achieve it is scissors, or any variation of it.

[Christmas]

I reckon it's the length of the torso. I've had girls with long legs and shorter torsos, they're tall, but it was easy to reach the cervix. The reaction I get when I hit their cervix is insanely hot!
Best position to achieve it is scissors, or any variation of it.

yeah i like scissors too
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlvU6gXnZHwnB3a/giphy.gif
but I thought it's good because it's deep and also touch clit at the same time, not because it touches cervix??
for me it's bit uncomfortable if dick is too long so it touches cervix, feel like ... pee maybe? maybe?

[wilisno]

yeah i like scissors too
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlvU6gXnZHwnB3a/giphy.gif
but I thought it's good because it's deep and also touch clit at the same time, not because it touches cervix??
for me it's bit uncomfortable if dick is too long so it touches cervix, feel like ... pee maybe? maybe?
One girl said it hurt for a few days after an extra long customer pounding her cervix wall ! ;) ;) ;)

[cleetusvandamme]

One girl said it hurt for a few days after an extra long customer pounding her cervix wall ! ;) ;) ;)

I think it depends on the girl. Some girls even like their cervix to be fingered but you have to be pretty careful. I'd say wl's would be much more likely to prefer it was left alone, especially if they've been busy.

[BongKong]

I think it is rarity that a chick likes any cervix interaction. It is typically uncomfortable or even painful for them.

[cleetusvandamme]

I think it is rarity that a chick likes any cervix interaction. It is typically uncomfortable or even painful for them.

They need to be aroused.

[wilisno]

They need to be aroused.

The girl I talked about was extremely aroused, still wouldn't want to see the same guy a second time !

She said it felt good at the time, but suffered afterwards.

[Christmas]

https://pics.me.me/when-his-dick-is-bigger-than-you-thought-thememestmemes-memes-12171079.png

LOL

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ac/f0/d0/acf0d060bd58b97c88b3643a7556591d.jpg

true...

[cleetusvandamme]

The girl I talked about was extremely aroused, still wouldn't want to see the same guy a second time !

She said it felt good at the time, but suffered afterwards.

Well yeah, I said you need to be careful. Gently does it.

[vitamin]

Didn't you think it's all about ratio? the taller your body the longer pussy hole to cervix tip




That's like saying guys penis length should be ratio their body also. Taller = longer penis.

In my personal experience very random. Some short girls take it all. Tall ones get about 2/3 in..

In terms of cervical arousal .. I don't think it's a thing. Otherwise we'd hear more about it ..
It's most probably anterior fornix or posterior fornix you're hitting. It's kinda hard to snack bang the bullseye the cervex everytime.

So depending on the angle and the way you're hitting it. It can be quite painful or pleasurable but often followed by next day complaint of (ache and pain)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/6b/f7/3f6bf731536a968731290c5eb0177e94.jpg

and Jerry

need to pee is from stimulation of the female prostate. Precursor in most cases of female ejaculation

http://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/1-s2.0-S0262407909614500-gr1.jpg
https://www.invitra.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-female-ejaculation-has-a-urethral-origin.jpg
http://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/1-s2.0-S0306987709005131-gr1.jpg

[GoldfishMan]

yeah i like scissors too
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlvU6gXnZHwnB3a/giphy.gif
but I thought it's good because it's deep and also touch clit at the same time, not because it touches cervix??
for me it's bit uncomfortable if dick is too long so it touches cervix, feel like ... pee maybe? maybe?
I have to admit, cervix play is one of my guilty pleasures. I usually enjoy getting the girl off, like during DATY I really enjoy her reactions. The bigger the reaction the more I'm turned on.
With cervix play, it's more about stroking my ego. I just love the effect my dick is having on her. Some of the girls even point to the spot on their tummy where they can feeling the cervix play and give me a "pained look". Some twist and turn trying to move away. If she says the magic words "you're too long", I'm done. I usually blow right there, lol!

[cleetusvandamme]

In terms of cervical arousal .. I don't think it's a thing. Otherwise we'd hear more about it ..


So if you don't hear much about something it's not real? There are things that exist beyond your own personal experience.

[tbl17]

Learn a lot of new things from this thread.. thanks!

[Christmas]

Me too. I once unloaded into the dom that was fortunately on when I was DATY'ing (otherwise it would have been a mess) - she was writhing about for her third orgasm and I was 'chasing' after her. It was so hot. sigh


Me too. I once unloaded into the dom that was fortunately on when I was DATY'ing (otherwise it would have been a mess) - she was writhing about for her third orgasm and I was 'chasing' after her. It was so hot. sigh

how about the girl moans like a squeaky toy

https://youtu.be/sF9UmmWuGKo

[God Member]

how about the girl moans like a squeaky toy

https://youtu.be/sF9UmmWuGKo

Oh yeah, and she also the Sergei Eisenstein of syd99 :shout:

[Maxybro]

When the neighbours call the police because of the noise the girl is making during orgasm, that's the true sign that she has been satisfied. Everything else is just an act.

[Tall Focker]

When the neighbours call the police because of the noise the girl is making during orgasm, that's the true sign that she has been satisfied. Everything else is just an act.

When they're faking with you, do you call them on it? Hehe

[Pussyhands]

Damn vitamin that was educational! Thx

[cleetusvandamme]

Vitamin is either a gynaecologist, a pharmacist or in the medical profession.

Otherwise, it's a little creepy that he knows that much about the internal female anatomy.

But then again, aren't we all a little creepy?

Or knows how to use google.
The female prostate isn't exactly near the cervix though.

[Christmas]

Or knows how to use google.
The female prostate isn't exactly near the cervix though.

what? female has prostate?
http://i.imgur.com/7e4rVwi.png

????/maybe korean women don't

[Catiness]

Hi Pretty,

How are you doing?:cool2:

[Christmas]

a female version of it, yeah: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

thanks
so now I'm reading

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation this right...

it's official.. female ejaculation wtf... I never believed squirt

because I never squirt like this

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/d9/b5/a3d9b5f215462f1786fe66062d92e579.jpg

but maybe

https://fthmb.tqn.com/n3xFSqUjJ23wHITaNooPm2lws0A=/768x0/filters:no_upscale()/about/kids-bed-wetting-634721457-57d182385f9b5829f4341975.jpg

like this after good sex right

so maybe ejaculation doens't have to be like

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J9cf_6BWswU/UohRyQx2ywI/AAAAAAAACyE/tYc7uCVKAWw/s1600/resource+squirt.jpg

right?

can't be like that much or that strong

because

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Skenes_gland.jpg/440px-Skenes_gland.jpg

the hole, actual hole is too small for that, NO????

[Christmas]

That reminds me of a story I've read somewhere:-

https://i.imgur.com/PznVU9z_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

What the heck??????

[cleetusvandamme]

Im sure there's still a lot to learn about the female sexual organs. Apparently it was only discovered in 2009 just how big the clitoris is.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/922/fFFkiM.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/pmfFFkiMj)

[BongKong]

Confucius once said that female ejaculation and the mysterious G-spot were myths. And yet, many of us have experienced a girl who appears to do/have both.

Hes right about one of those. You've just been pissed on

[Nejums]

There was a study about the female ejaculate and it's piss. Congratulations, you've been R.Kelly'd.

All these studs giving girls orgasms left right and centre makes me laugh every time I read their reviews. It's like reading Dear Penthouse in here.

[cleetusvandamme]

There was a study about the female ejaculate and it's piss. Congratulations, you've been R.Kelly'd.

All these studs giving girls orgasms left right and centre makes me laugh every time I read their reviews. It's like reading Dear Penthouse in here.

It does contain urine but that's not all, it also contains fluid from the Skene glands.

[BongKong]

Ok back to the serious questions now.

Christmas would you rather fuck Sylvester Stallone as Rocky or Rambo?

[CunningLinguist]

To all the people who think squirt juice is piss, I suggest you find a squirter and find out first hand.
I have been squirted on multiple times and it aint piss.
If you haven't been squirted on then you are just repeating something you read on the internet ...

[Christmas]

Ok back to the serious questions now.

Christmas would you rather fuck Sylvester Stallone as Rocky or Rambo?

I'd rather... rocky? maybe
I like to go to gym not because I like exercise because I get aroused when I see guys' sweaty arms and bumpy vain...
but seriously, didn't watch both so i needed to googled it

[BongKong]

I'd rather... rocky? maybe
I like to go to gym not because I like exercise because I get aroused when I see guys' sweaty arms and bumpy vain...
but seriously, didn't watch both so i needed to googled it

Good choice.

I like the gym for the same reason.

[Sam88]

To all the people who think squirt juice is piss, I suggest you find a squirter and find out first hand.
I have been squirted on multiple times and it aint piss.
If you haven't been squirted on then you are just repeating something you read on the internet ...

agreed, it's not piss that's for sure

[Christmas]

http://i.imgur.com/jJ1Q0Es.jpg

so, should i use this? or nah?
am i destroying another family? omg i hate my job

[BongKong]

To all the people who think squirt juice is piss, I suggest you find a squirter and find out first hand.
I have been squirted on multiple times and it aint piss.
If you haven't been squirted on then you are just repeating something you read on the internet ...

I respectfully disagree

[BongKong]

http://i.imgur.com/jJ1Q0Es.jpg

so, should i use this? or nah?
am i destroying another family? omg i hate my job

If you dont have a kid can i just borrow my friends to redeem the coupon?

[Nejums]

To all the people who think squirt juice is piss, I suggest you find a squirter and find out first hand.
I have been squirted on multiple times and it aint piss.
If you haven't been squirted on then you are just repeating something you read on the internet ...
Of course, your "first hand experience" is far more credible than a New Scientist article (https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find/), right?

Also, I find it highly amusing you think other people haven't experienced squirters before.

[Nejums]

http://i.imgur.com/jJ1Q0Es.jpg

so, should i use this? or nah?
am i destroying another family? omg i hate my job
If I go to redeem this, will you help me look after my kids while I do the horizontal shuffle?

[Christmas]

If I go to redeem this, will you help me look after my kids while I do the horizontal shuffle?

Of course, i am a nanny on this sunday :o bring your all kids daddys!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbj5l_I6OtY

High technology!!!!! Now girls are taking their videos not pictures!!!!

[Syd119]

Videos are great because it is less likely to be touched therefore you will have better ideas on who you will have the moment with.

[Christmas]

Great! I'll try to make some more tomorrow :o

[vitamin]

The female prostate isn't exactly near the cervix though.

two completely different spot

i was replying separately to
1 comment about hitting cervix
2 jerry/xmas unwillingness to squirt because she thinks she's going to piss


Im sure there's still a lot to learn about the female sexual organs. Apparently it was only discovered in 2009 just how big the clitoris is.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/922/fFFkiM.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/pmfFFkiMj)

Clit sizes (like penis size) vary also. Some a big and long and like a mini penis especially when aroused (kind of a turn off)
I've had 1 girl i swear to god i couldn't find for the life of me.
And every size in between

the clit is pretty much the female penis head

http://images.slideplayer.com/25/8156997/slides/slide_14.jpg


Squirting



Is female ejaculation our 'version' of semen or simply urine?

Yes and no is the answer according to the study, titled "Nature and Origin of 'Squirting' in Female Sexuality".

The researchers recruited seven women who reported being able to 'squirt' readily upon orgasm.

The women first went to the bathroom and then had pelvic ultrasounds taken to check that their bladders were empty.

In the – hardly arousing –lab setting the women then sexually stimulated, either through masturbation or with their partner until they reached orgasm, which took between 25 and 60 minutes.

Just prior to the women reaching orgasm they had another scan and another again immediately after ejaculating.

The scans found that, sure enough, their bladders were empty after they went to the bathroom and before the experiment started.

In the second scan however, their bladders were full again and then empty in the final scan, indicating they had indeed urinated.

Analyses of the fluid samples produced a mixed bag of results.

Five of the women expressed urine but also had prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) present in their emission. PSA is an enzyme produced by the female prostate and is associated with 'true' female ejaculate. The other two women showed no difference in the chemicals present in their urine and the fluid squirted at orgasm.

The French researchers concluded that, based at least on the women they studied, the results "indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists".

Reference Paper
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract


“This study presents convincing evidence that squirting in women is chemically similar to urine, and also contains small amounts of PSA that is present in men’s and women’s true ejaculate,” says Barry Komisaruk, also at Rutgers.

“This study helps to reconcile the controversy over the fluids that many women report being released at orgasm,” he adds. “There are evidently two different fluids, with two different sources. Whether either of these fluids plays a physiological role – that is, whether they serve any adaptive function, is not known.”

[cleetusvandamme]

two completely different spot

i was replying separately to
1 comment about hitting cervix
2 jerry/xmas unwillingness to squirt because she thinks she's going to piss



Clit sizes (like penis size) vary also. Some a big and long and like a mini penis especially when aroused (kind of a turn off)
I've had 1 girl i swear to god i couldn't find for the life of me.
And every size in between

the clit is pretty much the female penis head

http://images.slideplayer.com/25/8156997/slides/slide_14.jpg


Squirting


Reference Paper
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract

That clit photo is a 3D model and shows how it's not just that miniature penis head looking thing but that it wraps around the whole vagina.
http://bust.com/sex/10347-your-clitoris-is-ginormous-and-internal-and-no-one-knew-that-until-2009.html

But anyway, lol that any of us guys on the internet think we know everything about vaginas and squirting and clitorises when there's still doctors arguing about the existence of the g spot.

[God Member]

6sixtynine has been getting elocution lessons from Professor 'enry 'iggins! :shout:

[vitamin]

There will be whole bunch of med students pissing themselves laughing at the theories, diagrams and misinformation being thrown about in this thread.

Curious. Why only med students? why not the Drs, Scientist, anatomists, physiologists, sexual health professors, etc?
why just med students?

If you know the correct answer, contribute.

or correct the wrong information.

All information even in science is debatable. that's the basis of science.
All standing theories are best fit until proven wrong or better one comes along.

i.e newton's theory of gravity was replaced by einstein's general theory of relativity.

If anything is wrong ignorant of naive. educate us. That's how the human species progress and move forward.

[Raybo]

Curious. Why only med students? why not the Drs, Scientist, anatomists, physiologists, sexual health professors, etc?
why just med students?

If you know the correct answer, contribute.

or correct the wrong information.

All information even in science is debatable. that's the basis of science.
All standing theories are best fit until proven wrong or better one comes along.

i.e newton's theory of gravity was replaced by einstein's general theory of relativity.

If anything is wrong ignorant of naive. educate us. That's how the human species progress and move forward.

Sage words from a Janitor. 😆

[kingwally]

A question for both Babycat and Christmas and I am sorry if this has been asked before on this thread.

Have you ever had anal sex and if so do you enjoy it?

The reason that I ask is that I am NOT a fan of anal sex but have had several girlfriends that absolutely loved it !! I have had more girlfriends that do not like it however and are not in favour of it at all.

Just curious.

[cmk76]

Sage words from a Janitor. ��

Or a janitor studying to be a gyno...

[Matie]

Just wondering has there been many happy endings after leaving the job like pretty woman......

[Tall Focker]

There will be whole bunch of med students pissing themselves laughing at the theories, diagrams and misinformation being thrown about in this thread.

I reckon she knows more about sex than most med students. By the way, we want the bogan back here not you

[Christmas]

A question for both Babycat and Christmas and I am sorry if this has been asked before on this thread.
Have you ever had anal sex and if so do you enjoy it?
The reason that I ask is that I am NOT a fan of anal sex but have had several girlfriends that absolutely loved it !! I have had more girlfriends that do not like it however and are not in favour of it at all.
Just curious.

no
anal no good


Just wondering has there been many happy endings after leaving the job like pretty woman......

no
never seen this kind of happy ending (I haven't watched yet but it's cinderella story right?)

[Matie]

Yeah more or less......

[kingwally]

no
anal no good



no
never seen this kind of happy ending (I haven't watched yet but it's cinderella story right?)

Thanks for the reply christmas...I thought that was the case!

[Wotan]

Christmas... Babycat... I am your father...

[God Member]

Christmas your new blog design must be entirely set up for mobiles. Everything is too big on my pc. All the videos are too big to fit on the screen - and even little Starchy didn't fit on the screen! :burn:

[BongKong]

Christmas your new blog design must be entirely set up for mobiles. Everything is too big on my pc. All the videos are too big to fit on the screen - and even little Starchy didn't fit on the screen! :burn:

I think its set up properly. You might just be having the same problem on here that a lot people seem to where they think something is bigger than it actually is.

[shootermcgavin]

I think its set up properly. You might just be having the same problem on here that a lot people seem to where they think something is bigger than it actually is.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCIfODgyAXYQMOV87X8iqFUJL7tDhUp sRabap-XODhImrfWUCDBwZy9PJTew

[BongKong]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCIfODgyAXYQMOV87X8iqFUJL7tDhUp sRabap-XODhImrfWUCDBwZy9PJTew

Macho Man.....blast from the past

[Babycat]

A question for both Babycat and Christmas and I am sorry if this has been asked before on this thread.

Have you ever had anal sex and if so do you enjoy it?

The reason that I ask is that I am NOT a fan of anal sex but have had several girlfriends that absolutely loved it !! I have had more girlfriends that do not like it however and are not in favour of it at all.

Just curious.
Naaaaaaa, not enjoyable at all. One time is too much enough for me. So much painful even trying to get myself relax. No, can't control the action of ass!

Just wondering has there been many happy endings after leaving the job like pretty woman......
Some happy endings but I'm not sure if they are last long or not. Yes, temporary happy endings as they leave the industry to live with their partners.
One left for two years then broke up. Back to industry, married another guy. She looks happy.
One married, has baby, owns a shop.
One broke up with her customer-boyfriend but they're still friends. Owns a shop, married, has baby.
I think most of happy endings due to the girls are still independent but not try to rip off their partners. Of course they need assistance in visa, but then work out together in settlements like normal couples.

[kingwally]

Naaaaaaa, not enjoyable at all. One time is too much enough for me. So much painful even trying to get myself relax. No, can't control the action of ass!

Some happy endings but I'm not sure if they are last long or not. Yes, temporary happy endings as they leave the industry to live with their partners.
One left for two years then broke up. Back to industry, married another guy. She looks happy.
One married, has baby, owns a shop.
One broke up with her customer-boyfriend but they're still friends. Owns a shop, married, has baby.
I think most of happy endings due to the girls are still independent but not try to rip off their partners. Of course they need assistance in visa, but then work out together in settlements like normal couples.

Thanks for the reply Babycat...it only confirms my thoughts that the vast majority of girls do not like anal sex.

[az1za]

"Happy endings" - love the pun!

[Christmas]

really? It should look like this on desktop version. like a magazine.

https://i.imgur.com/NL1guA5.jpg


Christmas... Babycat... I am your father...

wtf? ㅋㅋㅋ

[Babycat]

A question for both Babycat and Christmas and I am sorry if this has been asked before on this thread.

Have you ever had anal sex and if so do you enjoy it?

The reason that I ask is that I am NOT a fan of anal sex but have had several girlfriends that absolutely loved it !! I have had more girlfriends that do not like it however and are not in favour of it at all.

Just curious.


really? It should look like this on desktop version. like a magazine.

https://i.imgur.com/NL1guA5.jpg



wtf? ㅋㅋㅋ
Maybe he offers to be your sugar daddy

[Maxybro]

Christmas... Babycat... I am your father...

First AH tells babycat " next time uncle will give you a massage" and now this. The creeps are out in force and it's not even full moon yet.

[God Member]

really? It should look like this on desktop version. like a magazine.
wtf? ㅋㅋㅋ

Well it looks like this on my screen.

That is your icecream video and it is taking up almost the whole screen horizontally and you can only see half of it vertically. :question:

https://s26.postimg.org/k5180g9l5/chelseas-screen.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/4wbamofwl/)

When you had little Starchy up all of him didn't fit on my screen!

The text is much bigger too. Bring back your recent nice, tasteful small text..:sweat:

[BongKong]

To finish I wanked myself off playing with her tits and fingering her wet pussy until I shot a nice load all over her tits. I licked it all off and swallowed it down and she cheered and laughed.

Hi Christmas or Babycat,

Is the above finish a standard that you see often with clients ? Or is Brothelcreeper just a unappreciated genius ahead of his time.

[Babycat]

First AH tells babycat " next time uncle will give you a massage" and now this. The creeps are out in force and it's not even full moon yet.
Whooooooooo whooooooooo

Hi Christmas or Babycat,

Is the above finish a standard that you see often with clients ? Or is Brothelcreeper just a unappreciated genius ahead of his time.
No, not often even though I've seen guys lick and swallow all his cum. They can eat, lick, drink, swallow anything they want, but not me.

[Nejums]

No, not often even though I've seen guys lick and swallow all his cum. They can eat, lick, drink, swallow anything they want, but not me.
So we can't eat, lick, drink or swallow you? Just checking.

[Tall Focker]

no
anal no good



no
never seen this kind of happy ending (I haven't watched yet but it's cinderella story right?)

Do you know WLs who do enjoy anal?

[Babycat]

I mean I won't do that :D
So we can't eat, lick, drink or swallow you? Just checking.

[GoldfishMan]

Well it looks like this on my screen.

That is your icecream video and it is taking up almost the whole screen horizontally and you can only see half of it vertically. :question:

https://s26.postimg.org/k5180g9l5/chelseas-screen.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/4wbamofwl/)

When you had little Starchy up all of him didn't fit on my screen!

The text is much bigger too. Bring back your recent nice, tasteful small text..:sweat:
What browser and version are you using?

[Raybo]

Do you know WLs who do enjoy anal?

Wouldn't imagine too many 'enjoy' it perhaps 'handle' or 'tolerare' are the right words.

[GoldfishMan]

Christmas... Babycat... I am your father...
The force is strong on this one...

[GoldfishMan]

Wouldn't imagine too many 'enjoy' it perhaps 'handle' or 'tolerare' are the right words.
Actually part of the enjoyment of anal sex is the fact that the girl doesn't enjoy it. Makes you feel like a bad boy taking all the enjoyment at the expense of her.
I once had a Vietnamese WL who loved to be pounded up the arse. Then I had one Chinese WL who clearly didn't enjoy it but had to do it for more money. The experience with the latter was far more enjoyable to me!

[phoenix555]

The force is strong on this one...

Wotan is referring to stars wars movie series where the plot twist is a character actually a father of the other character.

[shootermcgavin]

Actually part of the enjoyment of anal sex is the fact that the girl doesn't enjoy it. Makes you feel like a bad boy taking all the enjoyment at the expense of her.
I once had a Vietnamese WL who loved to be pounded up the arse. Then I had one Chinese WL who clearly didn't enjoy it but had to do it for more money. The experience with the latter was far more enjoyable to me!

You sound like a classy guy, I'm sure the ladies love you.

[Christmas]

Wouldn't imagine too many 'enjoy' it perhaps 'handle' or 'tolerare' are the right words.
bingo


You sound like a classy guy, I'm sure the ladies love you.
yeah ㅋ forceful anal ! awesome! ㅋ



That is your icecream video and it is taking up almost the whole screen horizontally and you can only see half of it vertically. :question:
The text is much bigger too. Bring back your recent nice, tasteful small text..:sweat:
yeah I found quote looks quite big :( like too big, but other than that it looks fine to me D:
layout is cooler that before I guess! ...


Maybe he offers to be your sugar daddy
What? so did you accept it? how much /day? or /week? let me know your deal
kthxBAI

https://img.memecdn.com/anal-not_o_1112301.jpg
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder349/37143349.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NtPg7YV.jpg
http://www.troll.me/images/lost/but-i-poop-from-there-.jpg
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/if-youre-really-set-on-doing-anal-20346.jpg

NO MORE ANAL QUESTION I HATE ANAL SEX and girls usually don't
stop saying I didn't do properly I tried my best

KTHXBI

[Christmas]

I mean... vagina sex feels great, I think it's the best. DATY is good but something inside feels better.
but why.. why anal

https://media.giphy.com/media/X4YqmJEl6wJoY/200.gif

[Raybo]

You sound like a classy guy, I'm sure the ladies love you.

A word beginning with R and ends with Y (not Ray) springs to mind.

[shootermcgavin]

A word beginning with R and ends with Y (not Ray) springs to mind.

Oath. Like an Indian bloke on Facebook PM-ing girls, like it or not he's going in dry.

[God Member]

What browser and version are you using?

I'm using both firefox and Chrome, all regularly updated. Her blog looks the same on both. If it is happening to me it would be happening to many..

It looked fine before Christmas recently changed it so that everything looks huge. The text is about 5 times bigger too. :sweat:

[God Member]

Apologies! I just needed to zoom out! :o :o :o :burn: Thank you Targajajouka!

I just come from the default postion of expecting IT to **** up on me without explanation! :burn:

I admire the way Chelsea is able to re-model her blog so quickly and apparently without swearing at the screen like I do all the time! :anger2: :shout: