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Maxybro
01-10-2017, 12:48 PM
No need to be so nasty to bro raybo. One of the nice guys.
Starting to think babycat is a fictional character created just to praise uncle. But her talk of kings court doesn't make sense because that's not one of uncle's shops.
Any other theories?

Christmas
01-10-2017, 01:47 PM
I wear size 6, and size 2 for shoes (kid size). Poor me. :grimace: just like a 10- year girl?????


Don't worry Baby, you might have smaller feet- which I haven't noticed but you are a real woman ! With a fully grown woman's desirable body !!
Your current and future boyfriends are all very lucky!!
Cheers


Ahhhhh I don't know. I always go for kid section here and actually I only bought three pairs of shoes in Australia. One in the big shop above Townhall station, one from Broadway shopping center ( all kid size) and one second hand from a Swap and Buy group on fb, lol. Not my major. All the rest are from local brands but not big brands.

hey serious? size 2? how tall are you?? that's like 210~215mm
I'm like 225KR UK3 US5 fuck everyone said i have small feet but well guess i'm a loser!

and was wondering that you and your uncle keep talking about your shoes size
is it because tiny feet = tight pussy Asian myth?
curious


For sure, Uncle. You're welcome. Hope you don't mind if I can sit on your back so your body can warm my bum up :cool2:

did you really?

tpol
01-10-2017, 09:02 PM
All about sex: Real reason why Chinese women bound their feet ... and it wasn't for their pleasure

Crippled feet required one to walk in a certain mincing manner to avoid toppling over; as a result, it was believed, the inner thigh and pelvic muscles became unusually tight. Thus, more lurid thought processes went, the smaller the bound feet, the stronger the vaginal muscles would be during lovemaking.

http://www.scmp.com/magazines/post-magazine/article/1854927/all-about-sex-real-reason-why-chinese-women-bound-their-feet

chazza
01-10-2017, 09:14 PM
Christmas, yep that is small, unfortunately a Louboutins are just as expensive for that size than if larger!

BongKong
01-10-2017, 10:46 PM
hey serious? size 2? how tall are you?? that's like 210~215mm
I'm like 225KR UK3 US5 fuck everyone said i have small feet but well guess i'm a loser!

and was wondering that you and your uncle keep talking about your shoes size
is it because tiny feet = tight pussy Asian myth?
curious



did you really?

Haha you really are CLs apprentice.

Almost just as good

CunningLinguist
02-10-2017, 12:14 AM
Haha you really are CLs apprentice.

Almost just as good

She is a fast learner!

Christmas
02-10-2017, 09:21 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ouqgWwM.jpg

dione
02-10-2017, 09:33 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ouqgWwM.jpg

Lol babycat bait. What you do after you catch her?

God Member
02-10-2017, 11:43 AM
테디 베어 붙잡는 사람은 매우 위협적으로 보이지 않습니다 !

chazza
02-10-2017, 12:42 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ouqgWwM.jpg ha ha ha! At least then we’ll know who BC is!!

Maxybro
02-10-2017, 04:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ouqgWwM.jpg

You lift up the box to see what you have caught and uncle jumps out.

chazza
02-10-2017, 05:57 PM
Ewwwww! Now that would shrivel the little fella!!!

BongKong
02-10-2017, 09:41 PM
really? :( that's the whole point though, high-five if you bump into other supporters @oxford street

https://i.imgur.com/fuCwp1q.png

Lol wtf?

I didnt notice that shirt had my name on it before.

Do i get a cut of the advertising revenue if i wear it?

Christmas
03-10-2017, 01:23 AM
Lol wtf?

I didnt notice that shirt had my name on it before.

Do i get a cut of the advertising revenue if i wear it?

You will have shares, like 10%
Other 10% for god member
Else are mine
It's 2nd of October which is... a month passed since i put ads on it.
It's still $0. But states should be still 1st of October. I am so excited. HOW MUCH?!

dione
03-10-2017, 09:06 AM
Christmas and Babycat, are you shave, wax, or laser?

Christmas
03-10-2017, 10:47 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0IrHaz1Ww8w3gFI4/giphy.gif
https://i.imgur.com/KOIAQ4Y.png

Christmas and Babycat, are you shave, wax, or laser?
Laser 3 years ago and it started grow back so shave but i saw one waxing shop in lidcombe shopping centre it's cheap as floss so i might try it sooner or later

Nejums
03-10-2017, 03:20 PM
Just wax yourself.

Whatever you do don't use Nair.

Babycat
03-10-2017, 03:47 PM
Christmas and Babycat, are you shave, wax, or laser?
Just trim. I'm not that clever so afraid that I scratched myself while shaving.

beta101
03-10-2017, 07:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KOIAQ4Y.png

Laser 3 years ago and it started grow back so shave but i saw one waxing shop in lidcombe shopping centre it's cheap as floss so i might try it sooner or later

Email them n talk to an Indian support.

Christmas
04-10-2017, 01:00 AM
Should be a spank, haha
How about this one? Should I use it as my avatar?40753

don't look like size 2

https://i.imgur.com/ZVeNm4z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/J8zLNPX.jpg

freedom8
04-10-2017, 01:02 AM
Baby cat may i ask you a question !!
Have u ever let any one lick or suck your fingers? Maybe that's too personally for you ?

Babycat
04-10-2017, 03:18 AM
Yes, my fingers, or toes. When I worked at KC, the rules are so strict. No suck even fingers!!! But can't remember both ways or just one way (no suck fingers of clients). But in rnt, we're the one who set the rules for us so rules are various.
When the guy does that, I'm always worried that he might get crazy then bite me (too much horror movies affecting, I think, lol)!
Baby cat may i ask you a question !!
Have u ever let any one lick or suck your fingers? Maybe that's too personally for you ?

Babycat
04-10-2017, 03:22 AM
Size 2 for kids, or size 4-4.5 US = 225 Japan

don't look like size 2

https://i.imgur.com/ZVeNm4z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/J8zLNPX.jpg

Christmas
04-10-2017, 10:47 AM
Size 2 for kids, or size 4-4.5 US = 225 Japan

https://media.giphy.com/media/wYe8R4RCz1uk8/giphy.gif
pfftttt tell your uncle dont get too excited because 225 is very average asian girl's shoes size
romi's feet even smaller and plus her boobs are bigger

https://i.imgur.com/mdnG70g.jpg

Bullets Durgom
04-10-2017, 12:42 PM
> Never posts or contributes but expects people to care that he's driven from lurker status.

Fact: No-one cares. If the site was purely lurkers like yourself, well, there would be no site.



> Too much cringe



> No AR's
> Refers to puerile commentary, however most recent post is about a woman being raped by a tentacle monster. God help the WL you visit who has to respond to tentacle monster role play



> Technically this is Punterman/Creepyman/Brothelcreeper's turf as he is OP and started the thread.



> More cringe. Reeks of white knight/beta vibes. Strong indication you cosplay on the weekends as GOT characters and wear a fedora.

TLDR: You could have just asked your question and gotten the thread back on topic. Alternatively you could have just ignored posts that don't contain information you find pertinent. But instead you chose to ride in on your wanky lurker horse and start making demands. Return from whence you came.

oo-ah, pushed some buttons?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Bullets Durgom
04-10-2017, 01:35 PM
Sensible comments Bullets. I have never initiated any insults or strife. I have sailed along in perfect serenity, posting only about issues I find of interest or funny.

When I was punting I contributed tens of thousands of words of well reviewed AR’s.

I contributed many thousands more words to multiple forums in order to raise funds for a poor damaged girl. As the spokesperson for all the emotion, tragedy and heartache of that, it took a lot from me. To write it the way it needed to be written I had to also feel it 100%. The drain of that I have never mentioned, but it was a lot of the reason why I not long after retired from punting - and the moniker who punted. I looked around for more stable options.

But there are peurile C-grade trolls who don’t contribute original material. They admit to getting their peurile rocks off from abuse, insult and slur directed at those who do make an effort to contribute positively.

It would be re-miss of me on behalf of all the reasonable people on the forum not to discourage them. Or rather, eviscerate them. I have a particular set of expressive skills. And judging by their flailing reactions, they don’t find them enjoyable. So call it aversion therapy.

I agree with you Bullets. I much prefer to write, read and contribute only in a positive manner. I have done this over the years. Leave me in peace to get on with that and I will return peace.

don't want yr support nor comment, yr not my deity. Esp when you use my post to passively further yr barbs, seriously go elsewhere sweetheart.

Altruism only goes so far, once you trade on it all bets are off

Can't get the drift of kill 'em all Sextus to higher than thou GM. Really???? Who cares.

But don't grift on me.

PS totally hypocritcal to my post but y'know I realised most y'all are a bunch a hyenas, measuring yr worth by the reponses y'get. Wow that's a life. Enjoy it from the stalls

Maxybro
04-10-2017, 04:01 PM
Yes, my fingers, or toes. When I worked at KC, the rules are so strict. No suck even fingers!!! But can't remember both ways or just one way (no suck fingers of clients). But in rnt, we're the one who set the rules for us so rules are various.
When the guy does that, I'm always worried that he might get crazy then bite me (too much horror movies affecting, I think, lol)!
Hey babycat, besides your ex, uncle, and alan86, is there anyone or anything you are not scared of or actually like?

Maxybro
04-10-2017, 04:32 PM
don't want yr support nor comment, yr not my deity. Esp when you use my post to passively further yr barbs, seriously go elsewhere sweetheart.

Altruism only goes so far, once you trade on it all bets are off

Can't get the drift of kill 'em all Sextus to higher than thou GM. Really???? Who cares.

But don't grift on me.

PS totally hypocritcal to my post but y'know I realised most y'all are a bunch a hyenas, measuring yr worth by the reponses y'get. Wow that's a life. Enjoy it from the stalls

An A-grade creep calling others C-grade trolls, that’s really really rich.

Free 30 min punting session of your choice for anyone who can give us the dirt on this creep. That’s how confident I am that this guy is a creep. Nothing worse than a creep pretending to take the moral high ground.

You just tell me the shop you want to visit and I’ll pay the reception for the session. All you have to do is show up and enjoy.

Mitch2
04-10-2017, 05:27 PM
Must say, I am Going to (MUST) make time for Romi next week.

Christmas
Is there any early indication of her working dates for next week?

Bullets Durgom
04-10-2017, 07:24 PM
An A-grade creep calling others C-grade trolls, that’s really really rich.

Free 30 min punting session of your choice for anyone who can give us the dirt on this creep. That’s how confident I am that this guy is a creep. Nothing worse than a creep pretending to take the moral high ground.

You just tell me the shop you want to visit and I’ll pay the reception for the session. All you have to do is show up and enjoy.

Hey lowbrow, lovin' the rough trade 'tude. So good of you to editoralise my posts not addressed to you.

Tot's back row at The Hub.

Pushing yr buttons on remote.

Sorta sad you passed by on hamlet but it so suits

Now I get the game. Peaking

OK you got me, meet tonight Ginza 11pm your shout. Pm deets. Wear the hi-vis and blunnies like last time

magicman
04-10-2017, 07:57 PM
keep going romi

Bullets Durgom
04-10-2017, 08:05 PM
https://m.popkey.co/54e5d6/ZmL17.gif

far out I didn't log out lol
-Xmas

ok update m5 romi

BongKong
04-10-2017, 08:21 PM
ok update m5 romi

Is this guy like the new troll lol?

Christmas
04-10-2017, 09:38 PM
Is this guy like the new troll lol?

Hahah i thought so, not sure yet

CunningLinguist
04-10-2017, 11:01 PM
Is this guy like the new troll lol?

I don't think so, the fuckwit poet troll is losing it, his sentence structure and wit is noticeably worse than it used to be, though he has plenty wit of the fuck type, I reckon he is probably in the early onset dementia stage.

This new guy/girl? is younger and still has his marbles, and is more edgy ...

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 07:18 AM
Is this guy like the new troll lol?

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh. For starters, in order to be a troll, people actually have to be able to take offence to your posts and have a general understanding of the troll concepts being pushed forth. I don't know about you lot, but I've got no clue what old mate is on about. For example:


Tot's back row at The Hub.

Pushing yr buttons on remote.

Sorta sad you passed by on hamlet but it so suits

Now I get the game. Peaking


I recognise those words and can see vague semblances of sentences, but for the most part I'm guessing it's the ramblings of a bloke pushing 65 whose bum hip makes punting an impossibility and whose base of operations is the local RSL. He's heard about trolling from those pesky kids with their computers, but he's still coming to grips with the actual concept of trolling. He wears his socks just below the knee, buys his glasses at the servo, and is on a first name basis with the female bartenders who've warned him more than once to not get pinchy and stay away from the taps.

Poet Troll had/has a top notch troll game in that he'd troll you, but also make you think, ya know?

On the flipside of the coin, this Bullshit Mormon character couldn't scrub the grass stains from Poet Trolls undies.

Edit: Apologies, it's Bullets Durgom. Rookie error.

Raybo
05-10-2017, 08:44 AM
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh. For starters, in order to be a troll, people actually have to be able to take offence to your posts and have a general understanding of the troll concepts being pushed forth. I don't know about you lot, but I've got no clue what old mate is on about. For example:



I recognise those words and can see vague semblances of sentences, but for the most part I'm guessing it's the ramblings of a bloke pushing 65 whose bum hip makes punting an impossibility and whose base of operations is the local RSL. He's heard about trolling from those pesky kids with their computers, but he's still coming to grips with the actual concept of trolling. He wears his socks just below the knee, buys his glasses at the servo, and is on a first name basis with the female bartenders who've warned him more than once to not get pinchy and stay away from the taps.

Poet Troll had/has a top notch troll game in that he'd troll you, but also make you think, ya know?

On the flipside of the coin, this Bullshit Mormon character couldn't scrub the grass stains from Poet Trolls undies.

Edit: Apologies, it's Bullets Durgom. Rookie error.

Not sure if you are on Facebook but if you are look up 'Old codgers having a schooner'

If the writers ever took a holiday you no doubt could stand in for them!

Soccerfan
05-10-2017, 10:39 AM
I read his AR (something about Broadway) and I literally couldn't make any sense of it. Sounds like he's trying too hard.

Babycat
05-10-2017, 10:41 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/wYe8R4RCz1uk8/giphy.gif
pfftttt tell your uncle dont get too excited because 225 is very average asian girl's shoes size
romi's feet even smaller and plus her boobs are bigger

https://i.imgur.com/mdnG70g.jpg
My answer is directly to your question. No more no less. Then you brought my conversation with Ahlunggor back and distorted it. Where's the part he said he would get excited with my shoes size? Don't you try to be a mean you, do you?

Raybo
05-10-2017, 10:43 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandboy

Christmas
05-10-2017, 11:16 AM
My answer is directly to your question. No more no less. Then you brought my conversation with Ahlunggor back and distorted it. Where's the part he said he would get excited with my shoes size? Don't you try to be a mean you, do you?
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.49919785.3351/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg
I didn't like you since you lied to me you are a Korean. I seriously wanted to give you some advise when I read your post, soI sent you PM and you lied tones. remember? I guess it was last year.
and the story I hear (even though I don't want) from people is all you're saying on the forum is tones of bullshit. thus, I was just trolling. like you do.


Don't worry Baby, you might have smaller feet- which I haven't noticed but you are a real woman ! With a fully grown woman's desirable body !!Your current and future boyfriends are all very lucky!!
Cheers
btw this comment clearly shows that your uncle has boner when he imagine your small(not really) feet. I don't know why you keep mentioning your small (not really) feet even though it's not really, lol

However, I'm gonna stop trolling, or teasinng you from now on because your pictures,


40812
Too tiny to ride that giant, :))

Like that one, :)? 40813

your pictures.... look like my mom's mom generation pictures. are you that old :(
I feel bad now :( that's like.. 70's? were you born in 60's? :( (my mum was born in 1962) I feel really bad really, sorry :( It just doesn't match your victoria secret bra ㅜㅜ
hope you and your uncle (maybe same age but why you call him uncle) get along forever
i just don't like people bullshit all the time :( and I'm coming to see sakura. if it's your bait, you got me ㅎㅎㅎ

Maxybro
05-10-2017, 12:21 PM
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.49919785.3351/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg
I didn't like you since you lied to me you are a Korean. I seriously wanted to give you some advise when I read your post, soI sent you PM and you lied tones. remember? I guess it was last year.
and the story I hear (even though I don't want) from people is all you're saying on the forum is tones of bullshit. thus, I was just trolling. like you do.


btw this comment clearly shows that your uncle has boner when he imagine your small(not really) feet. I don't know why you keep mentioning your small (not really) feet even though it's not really, lol

However, I'm gonna stop trolling, or teasinng you from now on because your pictures,




your pictures.... look like my mom's mom generation pictures. are you that old :(
I feel bad now :( that's like.. 70's? were you born in 60's? :( (my mum was born in 1962) I feel really bad really, sorry :( It just doesn't match your victoria secret bra ㅜㅜ
hope you and your uncle (maybe same age but why you call him uncle) get along forever
i just don't like people bullshit all the time :( and I'm coming to see sakura. if it's your bait, you got me ㅎㅎㅎ

I must have missed the babycat photos. Nice! I got a boner, not instantly but boner all the same. Looks a bit milfy.

This theory is a bit out there but nothing is impossible here....is babycat really Coco? The coco that never paid her bill so she got banned from here but then uncle kept trying to advertise her and said she retired and came back again about 400 times. Then uncle went to see her in Rockdale and tried to pass her off as a new girl but it was really just Coco.
She was definitely around the same age as Xmas' mum but kept trying to say she was 30's. If you are a grown man and still believed she was in her 30's then I'm worried for you.

If babycat did really work at kings court then the theory can't be right because Coco wouldn't or shouldn't have been employed by kings court. Unless she got a job as one of those old ladies you see in Macao Spas, the ones that come and massage that little spot between your balls and asshole. The Asian bros will know which spot I'm talking about.

Anyway, mystery continues. More photos please babycat :)

Babycat
05-10-2017, 01:32 PM
The
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.49919785.3351/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg
I didn't like you since you lied to me you are a Korean. I seriously wanted to give you some advise when I read your post, soI sent you PM and you lied tones. remember? I guess it was last year.
and the story I hear (even though I don't want) from people is all you're saying on the forum is tones of bullshit. thus, I was just trolling. like you do.


btw this comment clearly shows that your uncle has boner when he imagine your small(not really) feet. I don't know why you keep mentioning your small (not really) feet even though it's not really, lol

However, I'm gonna stop trolling, or teasinng you from now on because your pictures,




your pictures.... look like my mom's mom generation pictures. are you that old :(
I feel bad now :( that's like.. 70's? were you born in 60's? :( (my mum was born in 1962) I feel really bad really, sorry :( It just doesn't match your victoria secret bra ㅜㅜ
hope you and your uncle (maybe same age but why you call him uncle) get along forever
i just don't like people bullshit all the time :( and I'm coming to see sakura. if it's your bait, you got me ㅎㅎㅎ
I remember I've never stated that I'm Korean. I don't like to lie so no confirm nor deny is the best answer but it's not clever if I pretend to be a Korean to a Korean!!!! That would be very stupid! My friend used to say she's Korean but unfortunately the boss is Korean so it was so awkward for her.
And I don't mind if you don't like my dressing style. I'm not fashionable person, :)
If you don't like me, just ignore me. Don't let me make your days less cheerful.
About Sakura: you can be upset with me, then can be mean to me but not her. Don't get her involved as she does nothing wrong. I don't want my friend pay for anything I've done. If it's my issues, let me pay!

Christmas
05-10-2017, 02:10 PM
The
I remember I've never stated that I'm Korean. I don't like to lie so no confirm nor deny is the best answer but it's not clever if I pretend to be a Korean to a Korean!!!! That would be very stupid! My friend used to say she's Korean but unfortunately the boss is Korean so it was so awkward for her.
And I don't mind if you don't like my dressing style. I'm not fashionable person, :)
If you don't like me, just ignore me. Don't let me make your days less cheerful.
About Sakura: you can be upset with me, then can be mean to me but not her. Don't get her involved as she does nothing wrong. I don't want my friend pay for anything I've done. If it's my issues, let me pay!

?????????????
Didn't you ask anyone write a review for her? Im doing favour for you. But if you pay my session thank you very much.
I didn't say i don't like your fashion. I said you look older than my mum.
But yeah since you pay my session i love you long long time~❤️❤️ This is why this forum exist, right? ㅎ

Maxybro
05-10-2017, 03:34 PM
hi



auntiecat
There is nothing baby about the hands. My guess is 30+
The best way to tell a woman’s age is to look at the hands. Enough said.

harrycd
05-10-2017, 04:06 PM
There is nothing baby about the hands. My guess is 30+
The best way to tell a woman’s age is to look at the hands. Enough said.

It's true I learnt this from the Hardy boys.

Nejums
05-10-2017, 04:22 PM
This thread has taken a very interesting turn. I've got the popcorn. Jerry is like a dog with a bone.

Raybo
05-10-2017, 04:41 PM
Christmas & Babycat. Do you like porn? If yes, any particular style? (I think i know BC'S answer!)

Babycat
05-10-2017, 04:56 PM
Yes, it's not a bad thing if not addicted
No ass is my style.
Christmas & Babycat. Do you like porn? If yes, any particular style? (I think i know BC'S answer!)

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 04:59 PM
It's true I learnt this from the Hardy boys.

The tag team? Matt and Jeff?

Babycat
05-10-2017, 05:01 PM
It's okay if you don't understand what I say. I forgot to clarify I need ar from a guy, not you. Feel free to come but I'm not the owner, :D

?????????????
Didn't you ask anyone write a review for her? Im doing favour for you. But if you pay my session thank you very much.
I didn't say i don't like your fashion. I said you look older than my mum.
But yeah since you pay my session i love you long long time~❤️❤️ This is why this forum exist, right? ㅎ


There is nothing baby about the hands. My guess is 30+
The best way to tell a woman’s age is to look at the hands. Enough said.
Sounds like expert. And hard-work fly.

Raybo
05-10-2017, 05:15 PM
Yes, it's not a bad thing if not addicted
No ass is my style.

Interesting. I had you in the no corner. 😆

Raybo
05-10-2017, 05:22 PM
The tag team? Matt and Jeff?

Haha!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIMyeesxBgLmWGL4qT_y-EE7qz_I1QDtq7-lCRhwT2oQ43YTp-Dw

Christmas
05-10-2017, 05:40 PM
Christmas & Babycat. Do you like porn? If yes, any particular style? (I think i know BC'S answer!)

This thread has taken a very interesting turn. I've got the popcorn. Jerry is like a dog with a bone.

Interesting. I had you in the no corner. ��

new phrase

a dog with a bone : This, mostly British expression, means to refuse to stop talking or thinking about something.
have (someone) in (one's) corner : To have someone who supports, defends, or assists one.

I don't normally watch porn myself but with colleagues maybe? esp when I'm working.. because apparently there are 3 big screens in waiting room.
We play Japanese, and I prefer Jap without censorship.

Bundyon
05-10-2017, 06:08 PM
Maybe you are all being thrown a big dummy, (Rugby League jargon) to put you off BC's scent, I beleive BC is/was Vietnamese, does/did BBFS, and has been murdered, or kidnapped by her owners and is now a forced slave, or breeding a worm farm………….whilst her owners now continue the parody which is BC through the illusion of BC actually being alive and contributing not only comment, but her immense intelligence with the forum…

To be continued

Christmas
05-10-2017, 06:16 PM
Maybe you are all being thrown a big dummy, (Rugby League jargon) to put you off BC's scent, I beleive she is/was Vietnamese, does/did BBFS, and has been murdered, or kidnapped by her owners and is now a forced slave, or breeding a worm farm………….whilst her owners now control the illusion of BC through the control of her forum name and account………

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tenor.gif

우와~~~

Bundyon
05-10-2017, 06:25 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tenor.gif

우와~~~


I KNOW YOU KNOW……………

tpol
05-10-2017, 07:47 PM
Maybe Uncle, BC and Jerry are the same person and has schizophrenia

Bundyon
05-10-2017, 07:58 PM
:miao:, Cat got your tounge baby?

Babycat
05-10-2017, 08:05 PM
😂😝😆🤣🤣😆😆 a fictional but interesting story! I like it. Very thrilling.

:miao:, Cat got your tounge baby?

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 08:07 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tenor.gif

우와~~~

If I could fight anyone in the world, I'd fight Bill Nye. So smug with his fancy coat.

Nejums
05-10-2017, 09:02 PM
Babycat is Vietnamese? Babycat: ăn cơm không

Soccerfan
05-10-2017, 10:39 PM
Xmas and Babycat,

Have any of your "boyfriends" that you met in the shop been Aussie? Or were they all Asian? Do you/Did you like Aussie customers?

BongKong
05-10-2017, 10:49 PM
Xmas and Babycat,

Have any of your "boyfriends" that you met in the shop been Aussie? Or were they all Asian? Do you/Did you like Aussie customers?

Are you Aussie and looking for action?

Nejums
05-10-2017, 10:51 PM
With his big pink D.

Soccerfan
05-10-2017, 11:02 PM
Are you Aussie and looking for action?

In my experience, if I go to a shop that is frequented by mostly Asian bros, I am more likely to get a lukewarm reception. And I am not that big:sweat:

BongKong
05-10-2017, 11:32 PM
Maybe you are all being thrown a big dummy, (Rugby League jargon) to put you off BC's scent, I beleive BC is/was Vietnamese, does/did BBFS, and has been murdered, or kidnapped by her owners and is now a forced slave, or breeding a worm farm………….whilst her owners now continue the parody which is BC through the illusion of BC actually being alive and contributing not only comment, but her immense intelligence with the forum…

To be continued

Please no rush to continue this.

I feel dumber for having read it in the first place.

BongKong
05-10-2017, 11:34 PM
In my experience, if I go to a shop that is frequented by mostly Asian bros, I am more likely to get a lukewarm reception. And I am not that big:sweat:

You dont have to lie man. Everyone here has a giant cock.

Is there really that many places out there that girls dont wanna bang white guys? I find it hard to believe because its like the opposite of civilian rooting

Maxybro
05-10-2017, 11:40 PM
Xmas and Babycat,

Have any of your "boyfriends" that you met in the shop been Aussie? Or were they all Asian? Do you/Did you like Aussie customers?

It’s all in your head dude.Unless you got 3 eyes you will get treated like most other customers.
Which shops did you go to that made you feel that way?

G$$
06-10-2017, 02:49 AM
I don't normally watch porn myself but with colleagues maybe? esp when I'm working.. because apparently there are 3 big screens in waiting room.
We play Japanese, and I prefer Jap without censorship.Nice, I also don't watch much porn these days but we have the same taste in porn. How come I have never seen this uncensored japanese porn on when I am in the waiting room. Its either on a DVD menu screen or some blond chick I don't find attractive at all?


In my experience, if I go to a shop that is frequented by mostly Asian bros, I am more likely to get a lukewarm reception. And I am not that big:sweat:

It’s all in your head dude.Unless you got 3 eyes you will get treated like most other customers.
Which shops did you go to that made you feel that way?
I have felt this way a few times at 5*, most of the time it was fine but still its not nice when it happened. The girls at 5* have never really made me feel this way, just reception but its hard to have a great session afterwards because it kind of kills my mood and motivation. Its the main reason why I stopped going to 5*

Soccerfan
06-10-2017, 06:19 AM
It’s all in your head dude.Unless you got 3 eyes you will get treated like most other customers.
Which shops did you go to that made you feel that way?

I'm not comfortable naming shops. Most ladies do warm up to me but maybe it's just the first impression that's awkward. I think this has been covered in another thread and it's totally understandable that they prefer Asian Bros, because of communication etc.

Anyway I know there is a big difference between that and will the ladies of the forum date outside their own culture, but I was just curious.

shootermcgavin
06-10-2017, 07:16 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRo5kATh1DfNooyrMVl7YYHy9Z0fZl4 avIRk24OC2stR_L_wsL

Raybo
06-10-2017, 08:24 AM
Yes, it's not a bad thing if not addicted
No ass is my style.



I don't normally watch porn myself but with colleagues maybe? esp when I'm working.. because apparently there are 3 big screens in waiting room.
We play Japanese, and I prefer Jap without censorship.

Okay. Have you watched porn with a boyfriend? I guess Romi can answer if she wishes as well.

Babycat
06-10-2017, 11:53 AM
Uhmmm no. My ex is very conservative, :(

Okay. Have you watched porn with a boyfriend? I guess Romi can answer if she wishes as well.

shootermcgavin
06-10-2017, 12:30 PM
Mmmmmm... Um, no.

NO!

It's okay brah, I'm white. We're taking cracker back. I'll forward you the newsletter.

garfield
06-10-2017, 12:45 PM
I don't normally watch porn myself but with colleagues maybe? esp when I'm working.. because apparently there are 3 big screens in waiting room.
We play Japanese, and I prefer Jap without censorship.

Interesting what the girls do during waiting time.

Christmas - before when you watch with your colleagues, do you mimic the porn action and have a laugh together? Is this where you learn most of the techniques? Haha.

Raybo
06-10-2017, 01:12 PM
Interesting what the girls do during waiting time.

Christmas - before when you watch with your colleagues, do you mimic the porn action and have a laugh together? Is this where you learn most of the techniques? Haha.

Haha. I can't wait for the response.

Christmas
06-10-2017, 01:41 PM
Interesting what the girls do during waiting time.

Christmas - before when you watch with your colleagues, do you mimic the porn action and have a laugh together? Is this where you learn most of the techniques? Haha.

definitely


http://68.media.tumblr.com/f98326a84387f3a0cc5b0fa05f38d8c4/tumblr_mn6seofJZI1s7bkc7o1_400.gif

this is my favourite, cim performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ep1imP7pcSP08gg/giphy.gif

Nejums
06-10-2017, 03:46 PM
I love swallowers. Jerry: spit or swallow?

garfield
06-10-2017, 04:43 PM
definitely


http://68.media.tumblr.com/f98326a84387f3a0cc5b0fa05f38d8c4/tumblr_mn6seofJZI1s7bkc7o1_400.gif

this is my favourite, cim performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ep1imP7pcSP08gg/giphy.gif

So nice! Thank you so much for the demo.

boater
09-10-2017, 09:52 PM
Please no rush to continue this.

I feel dumber for having read it in the first place.

Cough, yeah, well said

Starved
11-10-2017, 04:24 PM
This question is to both Babycat & Christmas.
How do you think the industry has changed in the time you have been working due to more competition,are customers more demanding or are there just more customers.
Also how do you feel you have changed from working in the sex industry .

Mitch2
11-10-2017, 07:00 PM
Hey Chrissy just a personal questions because get curious about silly things but couple of things.

What happened between you and that nice suited guy name Ken? kekeke

Sam88
12-10-2017, 01:00 AM
Hey Chrissy just a personal questions because get curious about silly things but couple of things.

What happened between you and that nice suited guy name Ken? kekeke
Ive always wondered too

Bullets Durgom
12-10-2017, 02:08 AM
Hi Boxing Day and Babycat

what do you think of my latest AR?

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?70897-Bullets-Off-Broadway-5-Lala

Really trying to give helpful info and thought you could review from a SW POV.

bless & xxx

Christmas
12-10-2017, 11:35 AM
Hi Boxing Day
hi


Hey Chrissy just a personal questions because get curious about silly things but couple of things.
What happened between you and that nice suited guy name Ken? kekeke

Ive always wondered too

I bashed him so bad after he attempted to bitch me heheh
ref :

Seriously, dude,,, go out, get some fresh air, and go get a job... do not bother me anymore shiba

Miyamoto
12-10-2017, 03:14 PM
Christmas, are you still training Bjj?

God Member
12-10-2017, 10:32 PM
Your video was so funny Christmas, all 50kg of you threatening to bash up Lenka. :shout:

(Something..) people I will bash him.....UUUP.....I will bash him so bad. And I don't want to meet to him but um.....his lips right...his lips like this...(something... )

Christmas
12-10-2017, 10:38 PM
Christmas, are you still training Bjj?
no ㅜㅜ i stopped like a month or two ago, happy to do it again because it's summer and sweating is fun!!
do you train!?


Your video was so funny Christmas, all 50kg of you threatening to bash up Lenka. :shout:

(Something..) people I will bash him.....UUUP.....I will bash him so bad. And I don't want to meet to him but um.....his lips right...his lips like this...(something... )

ahhahhahha I'll add subtitle next time
I said


DW people!! i will bash him!!! I bash him so bad! I didn't want to mean to him but his lips right... his lips look like this.. so ugly!!!!!!!

Brothelcreeper
12-10-2017, 10:48 PM
Your video was so funny Christmas, all 50kg of you threatening to bash up Lenka. :shout:

(Something..) people I will bash him.....UUUP.....I will bash him so bad. And I don't want to meet to him but um.....his lips right...his lips like this...(something... )


Love that video. Don't mess with Christmas. Perhaps that is why she does not have a boyfriend, they are too scared of her.

Christmas
12-10-2017, 10:58 PM
Love that video. Don't mess with Christmas. Perhaps that is why she does not have a boyfriend, they are too scared of her.

But i am submissive as tinkerbell in bed

Dystop
12-10-2017, 11:03 PM
What has happened to this forum ?
My 2 fav threads have been closed ?
They were like honey to bees or flies to shit for me. :cry2:

harrycd
12-10-2017, 11:05 PM
What has happened to this forum ?
My 2 fav threads have been closed ?
They were like honey to bees or flies to shit for me. :cry2:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtT4MWzohRY

BongKong
12-10-2017, 11:27 PM
Your video was so funny Christmas, all 50kg of you threatening to bash up Lenka. :shout:

(Something..) people I will bash him.....UUUP.....I will bash him so bad. And I don't want to meet to him but um.....his lips right...his lips like this...(something... )

Yeah it was hilarious. I've wet myself.

Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha

Pass me a babushka doll

dundersyd1
12-10-2017, 11:47 PM
definitely


http://68.media.tumblr.com/f98326a84387f3a0cc5b0fa05f38d8c4/tumblr_mn6seofJZI1s7bkc7o1_400.gif

this is my favourite, cim performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ep1imP7pcSP08gg/giphy.gif

Is that the new Blue Heaven Oak? Is it any good? I don't know what blue heaven is supposed to taste like

BongKong
13-10-2017, 12:08 AM
Is that the new Blue Heaven Oak? Is it any good? I don't know what blue heaven is supposed to taste like

Want me to show you?

Christmas
13-10-2017, 12:21 AM
Is that the new Blue Heaven Oak? Is it any good? I don't know what blue heaven is supposed to taste like
yeah it's awesome
it tastes similar to
http://image.asiatoday.co.kr/file/7%EC%9B%94%EC%9D%98%20%EB%A7%9B%20'%EB%B6%81%EA%B7 %B9%EA%B3%B0%20%ED%8F%B4%EB%9D%BC%EB%B2%A0%EC%96%B 41'.JPG

but your lips and tongue will turn to blue for awhile

all good stuffs are limited edition
so get it now
it's in 7/11 only

dundersyd1
13-10-2017, 12:33 AM
Want me to show you?
Id prefer christmas show me haha

yeah it's awesome
it tastes similar to
http://image.asiatoday.co.kr/file/7%EC%9B%94%EC%9D%98%20%EB%A7%9B%20'%EB%B6%81%EA%B7 %B9%EA%B3%B0%20%ED%8F%B4%EB%9D%BC%EB%B2%A0%EC%96%B 41'.JPG

but your lips and tongue will turn to blue for awhile

all good stuffs are limited edition
so get it now
it's in 7/11 only

I gotta go try it. Anything Oak i have to try, it's too good

Christmas
13-10-2017, 12:39 AM
Id prefer christmas show me haha
I gotta go try it. Anything Oak i have to try, it's too good

really? i'd love to buy you a Korean banana milk.
you'd cry ㅜㅜ australia banana milk has no flavour

http://www.korea.net/upload/content/editImage/banana-141107-1.jpg

dundersyd1
13-10-2017, 12:50 AM
Our banana milk has no flavour? I already think banana milk is too bananay.
I could smell an open bottle of banana soju about 4m away.

Christmas
13-10-2017, 01:11 AM
Our banana milk has no flavour? I already think banana milk is too bananay.
I could smell an open bottle of banana soju about 4m away.

Hey! I laughed a LOT when i read 'bananay' it's cool word.
You should try banana makkori(rice wine) it tastes super bananay too. I was dead because it's too yummy so i sipped once or twice and dead with no memory.

Also there's chestnut makkori.. it smells like sweet chestnut icecream so i want to try so bad but i can't because i know the consquense

Miyamoto
13-10-2017, 10:50 AM
no ㅜㅜ i stopped like a month or two ago, happy to do it again because it's summer and sweating is fun!!
do you train!?

Yeah, been a blue belt for a while now, hopefully purple in the next few months.

Christmas
13-10-2017, 05:38 PM
Yeah, been a blue belt for a while now, hopefully purple in the next few months.

OH!!! that's nice!!!!! i didn't know!!! ㅎㅎㅎ I wish one day I get brown at the end of the day ...

God Member
13-10-2017, 05:44 PM
Yeah it was hilarious. I've wet myself.

Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha

Pass me a babushka doll

https://s1.postimg.org/75v8kpub8f/yawn_gif_1.gif (https://postimages.org/)

Christmas
13-10-2017, 06:01 PM
https://s1.postimg.org/75v8kpub8f/yawn_gif_1.gif (https://postimages.org/)

hey god member you should come get our new loyalty card, i made statchy stamp :o
https://media.giphy.com/media/l1J9tDUESkNUTWa40/giphy.gif

God Member
13-10-2017, 06:15 PM
How did you make that stamp? It's perfect. Deadset, I'm a starchy fan. :D :D

bigcu20
13-10-2017, 07:50 PM
I have a few... one of the closest, she retired for good and her name was Monica @M8. she's so pretty❤️
Summer @42 (but she works interstate these days), Romi @5, Talia @42[/QUOTE]

Hi xmas was monica m8 the one from melbourne that disappeared suddenly a few years ago

Brothelcreeper
13-10-2017, 10:06 PM
Xmas, this thread that I started has now passed 100,000 visits and has made you famous.

Does that qualify me for a free punt at 5 tomorrow. I am free after 10am ?

Christmas
13-10-2017, 10:11 PM
How did you make that stamp? It's perfect. Deadset, I'm a starchy fan. :D :D

I made shape from its original image, and ordered online :)

Xmas, this thread that I started has now passed 100,000 visits and has made you famous.

Does that qualify me for a free punt at 5 tomorrow. I am free after 10am ?

Haha you wish(i want but other receptionists complain too much about my coupon over issue)
If you come when i work, i'll give you $50 discount which is no margin but minus.
Let me know :) thanks for making this thread❤️

Christmas
13-10-2017, 10:14 PM
Monica m8

ㅎㅎ seems same person.

Brothelcreeper
13-10-2017, 10:14 PM
Haha you wish
If you come when i work, i'll give you $50 discount which is no margin but minus.
Let me know :) thanks for making this thread❤️


Thanks Xmas. Not bothered about the discount. The deal is that you have to come in and watch and then give me a score out of 10. You can join in if you want. I have fucked a receptionist before. You can be No2.

Christmas
13-10-2017, 10:20 PM
Thanks Xmas. Not bothered about the discount. The deal is that you have to come in and watch and then give me a score out of 10. You can join in if you want. I have fucked a receptionist before. You can be No2.

I don't want no2
My mom said if i want to be bitch i should be no1 bitch

BongKong
13-10-2017, 10:46 PM
I don't want no2
My mom said if i want to be bitch i should be no1 bitch

One of your friends wants no2

dundersyd1
14-10-2017, 12:07 AM
Hey! I laughed a LOT when i read 'bananay' it's cool word.
You should try banana makkori(rice wine) it tastes super bananay too. I was dead because it's too yummy so i sipped once or twice and dead with no memory.

Also there's chestnut makkori.. it smells like sweet chestnut icecream so i want to try so bad but i can't because i know the consquense
I struggled to work out how to spell bananay, real tongue twister haha

Chestnut alcohol sounds delish. Frangelico is a hazlenut drink ive had, tastes just like it. Not sure how long youd make it after 1 or 2 of those tho

Mitch2
14-10-2017, 12:09 AM
Thanks Xmas. Not bothered about the discount. The deal is that you have to come in and watch and then give me a score out of 10. You can join in if you want. I have fucked a receptionist before. You can be No2.

You might have started it, but it was my idea. Dont pretend to be hero mate

BongKong
14-10-2017, 12:11 AM
You might have started it, but it was my idea. Dont pretend to be hero mate

Are you like one of the Winklevoss twins?

Dystop
14-10-2017, 12:22 AM
Are you like one of the Winklevoss twins?
Eduardo Saverin is the man.
He lives in Singapore and is a worth $ 10 billion US.

BongKong
15-10-2017, 02:08 AM
Eduardo Saverin is the man.
He lives in Singapore and is a worth $ 10 billion US.

Saverin didnt invent the facebook concept. The twins did

shootermcgavin
15-10-2017, 08:36 AM
I have fucked a receptionist before.

That's messed up. Some of those poor blokes have to sit for the bulk of the day. His arse must have been killing him after that.

Dystop
16-10-2017, 12:20 AM
How was Dural ?

Dystop
16-10-2017, 12:43 AM
Christmas must be busy tonight.
I don't normally read blogs but i had a sticky beak at it.
She is going overseas and i admit i will miss her presence
dearly and once she goes i will probably retire Dystop . :(
Yep will have to start all over again.

BongKong
16-10-2017, 12:51 AM
Christmas must be busy tonight.
I don't normally read blogs but i had a sticky beak at it.
She is going overseas and i admit i will miss her presence
dearly and once she goes i will probably retire Dystop . :(
Yep will have to start all over again.

Whats wrong with Babycat?

Dystop
16-10-2017, 12:53 AM
I don't know really know her.
Anything i say against her is in jest.
But since AL vouches for her that's good enough for me.

BongKong
16-10-2017, 12:55 AM
I don't know really know her.
Anything i say against her is in jest.
But since AL vouches for her that's good enough for me.

How come your such a big AL fan?

Dystop
16-10-2017, 12:58 AM
I think he is misunderstood.
Its a open forum.
If he has some deal going on so what ?
Gee in real life its just how things are done.
He livens the forum and he is always been nice to me.

BongKong
16-10-2017, 01:36 AM
I don't know really know her.
Anything i say against her is in jest.
But since AL vouches for her that's good enough for me.


You can still post online and do blogs from the overseas right?

I was gonna say that. But i thought it was nice watching Dystop express human emotion.

Hes like Arnold Schwartznegger in Terminator 2.

Dystop
16-10-2017, 01:41 AM
You can still post online and do blogs from the overseas right?
I kinda of have a online crush on Christmas .
I mean i know it imagery but who hasn't had one with a chat buddy.
Do you say anything Maxy !!! :miao:

BongKong
16-10-2017, 01:42 AM
I don't know really know her.
Anything i say against her is in jest.
But since AL vouches for her that's good enough for me.


I kinda of have a online crush on Christmas .
I mean i know it imagery but who hasn't had one with a chat buddy.
Do you say anything Maxy !!! :miao:

Your not Godmember just pulling off some elaborate troll are you lol

Dystop
16-10-2017, 01:44 AM
Your not Godmember just pulling off some elaborate troll are you lol
That is suppose to be Maxybro.
Now i can't delete the post . :miao:

Christmas
16-10-2017, 09:29 AM
Christmas must be busy tonight.
I don't normally read blogs but i had a sticky beak at it.
She is going overseas and i admit i will miss her presence
dearly and once she goes i will probably retire Dystop . :(
Yep will have to start all over again.

I will miss you too!!! My cyber spit toast gang

1. Dokes
2. Bomgkong
3. Chinaman

Dural was good very rural and i and my friend were the only yellow people. Felt so special.
I inhaled the most amount of phytoncide in my life.
Cleetorisvandamm would love wildpear cafe
Menu is not very variety.

Babycat
16-10-2017, 10:41 AM
Take care, Christmas
I will miss you too!!! My cyber spit toast gang

1. Dokes
2. Bomgkong
3. Chinaman

Dural was good very rural and i and my friend were the only yellow people. Felt so special.
I inhaled the most amount of phytoncide in my life.
Cleetorisvandamm would love wildpear cafe
Menu is not very variety.

Herb
16-10-2017, 12:38 PM
Join the queue....she's hot, she just doesn't know it.

BongKong
16-10-2017, 02:43 PM
Join the queue....she's hot, she just doesn't know it.

I think you're very underrated yourself too Herb

chazza
16-10-2017, 05:40 PM
Xmas, your mailbox is full (in this particular occasion I’m not using a double entendre)!!

foxybabe
16-10-2017, 08:15 PM
I think I saw Christmas in Burwood!

Christmas
16-10-2017, 08:26 PM
I think I saw Christmas in Burwood!

I think I know who you are! one guy kept starring at me, while I was on the way to comm bank! was that you! you were with your friend! why didn't you say hi!
damn! I better not walk around sydney without makeup!

Christmas
16-10-2017, 08:28 PM
I think I know who you are! one guy kept starring at me, while I was on the way to comm bank! was that you! you were with your friend! why didn't you say hi!
damn! I better not walk around sydney without makeup!


Xmas, your mailbox is full (in this particular occasion I’m not using a double entendre)!!

oops! I deleted some :D sorry

Dystop
16-10-2017, 08:45 PM
Take care, Christmas
Just what are implying dear ?
Please enlighten the forum.
O wait !!!
The last time i ask you enlighten the forum you went mute.

God Member
16-10-2017, 09:11 PM
I think I saw Christmas in Burwood!

Twitchers will be descending on Burwood tomorrow to confirm this rare sighting!! :exciting:

https://s1.postimg.org/3jyxxjxvbj/twitchers_mass.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

Miyamoto
16-10-2017, 10:19 PM
Phytoncide, nice word Chelsenary!
Dural sucks except for all the nurseries.

Its got a good hifi shop

BongKong
16-10-2017, 10:45 PM
Its got a good hifi shop

Does it offer CIM?

BongKong
16-10-2017, 10:59 PM
Hey Dokes and Godmember i think i found your favourite song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAiYJOxCv6w

Christmas
16-10-2017, 11:11 PM
Hey Dokes and Godmember i think i found your favourite song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAiYJOxCv6w

Pardon me, Stop attacking my fanboys. Or can you please add tagakjokr, 69 and harrycd into my fanboy list? Heheh

BongKong
16-10-2017, 11:16 PM
Pardon me, Stop attacking my fanboys. Or can you please add tagakjokr, 69 and harrycd into my fanboy list? Heheh

I would never attack Dokes - he keeps me entertained

Christmas
16-10-2017, 11:20 PM
Its got a good hifi shop

WHat's hifi? Jb hifi that hifi?

Christmas
17-10-2017, 12:02 AM
Cool what's it called?
Jb hifi


https://i.imgur.com/gzUBl68.gif

How do I get off the list?

There's no option, you can't

BongKong
17-10-2017, 12:29 AM
Pardon me, Stop attacking my fanboys. Or can you please add tagakjokr, 69 and harrycd into my fanboy list? Heheh

Why did 69 get banned?

Is he Bullets Durgum?

Christmas
17-10-2017, 12:31 AM
Why did 69 get banned?

Is he Bullets Durgum?

I don't know :( maybe too much ice?? I hope he is being well. Do drug moderate amount etc

BongKong
17-10-2017, 12:33 AM
I don't know :( maybe too much ice?? I hope he is being well. Do drug moderate amount etc

You can get banned for being a drug user?

Miyamoto
17-10-2017, 07:49 AM
WHat's hifi? Jb hifi that hifi?

Yeah, but just audio visual equipment, not dvd’s etc

Miyamoto
17-10-2017, 07:50 AM
Cool what's it called?
Funnily enough, it’s called Eastwood Hifi

shootermcgavin
17-10-2017, 08:59 AM
Why did 69 get banned?

Is he Bullets Durgum?

Nah, I don't think so. 69 was a sikkunt. He lived life to the fullest. Bullshit Dildo is rubbish.

Raybo
17-10-2017, 09:11 AM
Nah, I don't think so. 69 was a sikkunt. He lived life to the fullest. Bullshit Dildo is rubbish.

69 was great. Just a few comments on here that he probably should of kept to himself or via PM it would seem. Thats my guess anyway.

God Member
17-10-2017, 07:30 PM
Christmas, you keep on changing your blog's layout for no reason or point. You are like a restless hearbeat - and it is exhausting. We become comfortable with a perfectly fine layout, we know how to navigate it and then it changes, often for the worse. The only comfort is that it may change back to the better at some point. The one thing you know is that it is not going to stay the same.

Now it looks like you have to log on and have a password to remember just for the privilege of responding with a comment or maybe even reading it at all. Well, sorry, but f**k that! :grimace: :burn:

harrycd
17-10-2017, 07:57 PM
She changed domains

https://www.*************.net/

shootermcgavin
17-10-2017, 08:27 PM
Christmas, you keep on changing your blog's layout for no reason or point. You are like a restless hearbeat - and it is exhausting. We become comfortable with a perfectly fine layout, we know how to navigate it and then it changes, often for the worse. The only comfort is that it may change back to the better at some point. The one thing you know is that it is not going to stay the same.

Now it looks like you have to log on and have a password to remember just for the privilege of responding with a comment or maybe even reading it at all. Well, sorry, but f**k that! :grimace: :burn:

You seem pretty salty that your small window into Christmas's world has closed slightly. Stay strong brother.

God Member
17-10-2017, 08:39 PM
Oh, I see, I was just logging on under the other address and it was coming up as a private blog and asking me to register and have a password.

There was an ideal design to the blog about 3 designs ago.. :sweat:

Christmas
17-10-2017, 08:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LXx1pqa.jpg

ㅋㅋㅋ
fuck you wordpress
I'm not going to use you

Maxybro
17-10-2017, 08:56 PM
You seem pretty salty that your small window into Christmas's world has closed slightly. Stay strong brother.

He will just have to ramp up the stalking a bit more to make up for it.

Maxybro
17-10-2017, 09:03 PM
Hey Xmas
On my way to maccas to get sundaes last night I drove past m8. It would have been 2-3am and I saw the poor old security guard sitting on his plastic chair at the front. This is on a Monday night, usually the guard is there on weekends.
Was there ever any trouble whilst you were there?
It would be a pretty tough job sitting outside for hours and not wanting to go in there for a session.

Christmas
17-10-2017, 09:17 PM
Hey Xmas
On my way to maccas to get sundaes last night I drove past m8. It would have been 2-3am and I saw the poor old security guard sitting on his plastic chair at the front. This is on a Monday night, usually the guard is there on weekends.
Was there ever any trouble whilst you were there?
It would be a pretty tough job sitting outside for hours and not wanting to go in there for a session.

ahhahha yes I remember the bouncer boss, i'm wondering still same guy working there...
no I;ve never seen any problem when I worked at m8... I think employ bouncer is such good idea!!!
but yeah.. tough job... he knows what's going on there but he can't do anything about it

Dystop
17-10-2017, 09:59 PM
I won't worry about that little moth again.
As one member said she is the towel girl.
No sir she is the one outside the shop handing out pamphlets being paid $ 2 hr and only
dreaming of working in the shop.

BongKong
17-10-2017, 10:10 PM
I won't worry about that little moth again.
As one member said she is the towel girl.
No sir she is the one outside the shop handing out pamphlets being paid $ 2 hr and only
dreaming of working in the shop.

The moth? Whos that?

Dystop
17-10-2017, 10:18 PM
The moth? Whos that?
That little moth has been a shiv up my ass forever.
I tried to hold back but enough is enough.

shootermcgavin
17-10-2017, 10:53 PM
69 was great. Just a few comments on here that he probably should of kept to himself or via PM it would seem. Thats my guess anyway.

He was definitely loose. But, credit where credit is due, he PM'd the way he posted, and lived the way he PM'd.

Fuck, that was deep. I'm trademarking that.

Srs though, hope he comes back. I'm looking wistfully out my window as I type this.

Dystop
17-10-2017, 10:55 PM
69 was sneaky , cheating ,sly , cunning what wonderful attributes to have.

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:10 PM
That little moth has been a shiv up my ass forever.
I tried to hold back but enough is enough.

Shiv up the ass? What type - sharpened toothbrush or broken blade?

Dystop
17-10-2017, 11:15 PM
Shiv up the ass? What type - sharpened toothbrush or broken blade?
A very rusty , blunt razor blade.

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:17 PM
A very rusty , blunt razor blade.

Be careful. Hepatitis C - isnt that what happened to Chopper

Dystop
17-10-2017, 11:19 PM
Be careful. Hepatitis C - isnt that what happened to Chopper
Only remembered the ears.

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:20 PM
Only remembered the ears.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/hepatitis-like-a-prison-accessory-says-mark-read/news-story/0c194d982fcf77538f2425b510d0c271

God Member
17-10-2017, 11:27 PM
Hey Dokes and Godmember i think i found your favourite song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAiYJOxCv6w

Hey, in this context that schmaltz is genuinely funny. :shout:

Dystop
17-10-2017, 11:33 PM
Hey, in this context that schmaltz is genuinely funny. :shout:
But i am not Dokes !!!

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:37 PM
But i am not Dokes !!!

Id be more concerned that a Jewish reference was used to describe a Christian song

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:38 PM
But i am not Dokes !!!

Boxing Day - Dokes or Dystop?

Dystop
17-10-2017, 11:39 PM
Boxing Day - Dokes or Dystop?
Who is Boxing Day? Are you talking about the moth ?

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:41 PM
Who is Boxing Day? Are you talking about the moth ?

Boxing Day is Xmas (i wish i could say i invented that but unfortunately i cant).

I still dont know who the Moth is?

Dystop
17-10-2017, 11:43 PM
Boxing Day is Xmas (i wish i could say i invented that but unfortunately i cant).

I still dont know who the Moth is?
Why are you trying to play matchmaker ? ;)

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:46 PM
Why are you trying to play matchmaker ? ;)

Yeah im Osher Gunsberg of the forum

Dystop
17-10-2017, 11:51 PM
Yeah im Osher Gunsberg of the forum
So have you worked out who the moth is ?

BongKong
17-10-2017, 11:52 PM
So have you worked out who the moth is ?

No but Bullets told me the walrus is Paul

Christmas
18-10-2017, 12:05 AM
hmmm hard question

.docs vs dyson....

i like dyson more since he brought up my favourite game to forum

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:07 AM
hmmm hard question

.docs vs dyson....

i like dyson more since he brought up my favourite game to forum
Christmas do you know who the moth is ? ;)

Christmas
18-10-2017, 12:10 AM
Christmas do you know who the moth is ? ;)

give me context? ㅎㅎㅎ

Christmas
18-10-2017, 12:19 AM
dw i found it
it's bbc

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:20 AM
dw i found it
it's bbc

I thought it was gonna be CL. Wasnt sure why though.

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:22 AM
dw i found it
it's bbc
Well done Charlotte .

Christmas
18-10-2017, 12:22 AM
I thought it was gonna be CL

yeah because CL is like .docs hunter... but he said towel girl...
so it's big black cock

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:23 AM
yeah because CL is like .docs hunter... but he said towel girl...

Why is she the towel girl?

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:23 AM
yeah because CL is like .docs hunter... but he said towel girl...
so it's big black cock
She shived CL in the back.
That's all i will say.

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:25 AM
She shived CL in the back.
That's all i will say.

You are a mysterious man.

Christmas
18-10-2017, 12:26 AM
Why is she the towel girl?

i dunno? maybe CL is bbc?

i thought bbc is aloungo but
bbc is actually milfy asian woman
CL actually never mentioned about it's sex.

but we actually enjoyed sexting... (CL and I)
I feel nausea now
what if CL=BBC?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:27 AM
i dunno? maybe CL is bbc?

i thought bbc is aloungo but
bbc is actually milfy asian woman
CL actually never mentioned about it's sex.

but we actually enjoyed sexting... (CL and I)
I feel nausea now
what if CL=BBC?

Its ok still...i voted yes

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:28 AM
i dunno? maybe CL is bbc?

i thought bbc is aloungo but
bbc is actually milfy asian woman
CL actually never mentioned about it's sex.

but we actually enjoyed sexting... (CL and I)
I feel nausea now
what if CL=BBC?
I won't touch that question.
But my admiration goes up for CL. ;)

Christmas
18-10-2017, 12:28 AM
Its ok still...i voted yes

me too. but i have my own taste
romi is fine
but no bbc! :mad:

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:31 AM
I won't touch that question.
But my admiration goes up for CL. ;)

So this has been a healing process?

Maybe you two could share a pregnant hooker as a peace offering

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:35 AM
me too. but i have my own taste
romi is fine
but no bbc! :mad:
I thought she was your sorority sister ?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:39 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/90mjnbcPFqrYI/giphy.gif

When was this and for how long?

I'll trace back the old posts to verify. I'm on 4 hours sleep but too hyped now.

Hurry up then.

Will give me some fap material

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:42 AM
Hey id bbc is the moth then who is the light?

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:43 AM
You are a mysterious man.
What if i not a man ?
What that change your view of me ?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:44 AM
What if i not a man ?
What that change your view of me ?

No.

But maybe id try and give you one

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:45 AM
No.

But maybe id try and give you one
Where do you think i get my itchy nature from ?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:46 AM
Where do you think i get my itchy nature from ?

Thrush??????????

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:48 AM
Thrush??????????
I think i am the only member on this forum who hasn't PM Christmas ?
I love a good catfight.

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:50 AM
I think i am the only member on this forum who hasn't PM Christmas ?
I love a good catfight.

What makes you say that?

Dystop
18-10-2017, 12:53 AM
What makes you say that?
I have a lot of respect for Christmas and i never want her to hate me and
so lets leave it at that.

BongKong
18-10-2017, 12:56 AM
I have a lot of respect for Christmas and i never want her to hate me and
so lets leave it at that.

You know you can't be saying stuff like that here. Theres tonnes of guys that love her already - you'll make enemies lol

Dystop
18-10-2017, 01:00 AM
You know you can't be saying stuff like that here. Theres tonnes of guys that love her already - you'll make enemies lol
Christmas is the coolest of ladies and seriously i hope she finds her niche in life. :)

Dystop
18-10-2017, 01:05 AM
I like to call it a night.
I don't like talking behind Christmas back.
Sorry Christmas :(

CunningLinguist
18-10-2017, 07:59 AM
i dunno? maybe CL is bbc?

i thought bbc is aloungo but
bbc is actually milfy asian woman
CL actually never mentioned about it's sex.

but we actually enjoyed sexting... (CL and I)
I feel nausea now
what if CL=BBC?

No I am not BBC LOL!
Remember AL has met BBC in RL, he would never meet me in RL!!! (notice all the exclamation marks :))

chazza
18-10-2017, 11:11 AM
You know you can't be saying stuff like that here. Theres tonnes of guys that love her already - you'll make enemies lol
Hit the target dead Centre with that comment BK!!

chazza
18-10-2017, 11:17 AM
Christmas, you keep on changing your blog's layout for no reason or point. You are like a restless hearbeat - and it is exhausting. We become comfortable with a perfectly fine layout, we know how to navigate it and then it changes, often for the worse. The only comfort is that it may change back to the better at some point. The one thing you know is that it is not going to stay the same.

Now it looks like you have to log on and have a password to remember just for the privilege of responding with a comment or maybe even reading it at all. Well, sorry, but f**k that! :grimace: :burn:

Makes sense considering Xmas says she got bored with clients quickly & then posts about having ennui about predictable lives!!

God Member
18-10-2017, 11:58 AM
I think i am the only member on this forum who hasn't PM Christmas ?


I've never pm'd Christmas, although she did contact me once about a Vitamin matter and I replied to her.

Christmas
18-10-2017, 01:02 PM
I am going to Kyoto206 today after work

https://media.giphy.com/media/jGQfODNfEMQKI/giphy.gif

Raybo
18-10-2017, 01:26 PM
I am going to Kyoto206 today after work

https://media.giphy.com/media/jGQfODNfEMQKI/giphy.gif

Did you pick up a shift there?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 01:26 PM
Didn't she say in her blog that she was seeing someone? I'm sure someone would be able verify.....*cough* God Member *cough* Big Country *cough* Snowball *cough*

Pardon me, I think I need a lozenge.

You want Big Country and God Member to snowball? I thought they were the same person?

You might not need a lozenge. Try some tea with honey

Christmas
18-10-2017, 01:31 PM
are we talking about drugs again?

https://media.tenor.com/images/6a01896c58e0585369d0d4fd0e41fb6a/tenor.gif

God Member
18-10-2017, 01:36 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/jGQfODNfEMQKI/giphy.gif

This guy sure aint got no goddamn rotator cuff injury like I got at the moment!

BongKong
18-10-2017, 01:44 PM
Can't be. Snowball's your alter ego.

"37".

No need for tea, my throat's fine now. Thanks anyways.

Good to hear your throats ok. Im sure your partner will be happy

Christmas
18-10-2017, 01:48 PM
Did you pick up a shift there?

https://i.imgur.com/Z8MMUrn.jpg

let me see their roster first, receptionist works not hard... at least he(she) could screen shot and send me :(

my plan

1. go kyoto
2. ask if they pay Lenka

3. if they say yes : ask them why don't they advertise normally, why step on my back with no reason, did I do any bad thing to them etc ask seriously,
a : if there's something wrong with me : apologise, and buy milk tea go home sadly.
b: if there's nothing wrong with me but they do this to me : threaten them with my secret weapon.

4. if they say no : let them know lenka is actually ruining their business, say hi to miranda and come back home.

harrycd
18-10-2017, 02:02 PM
You need one of these

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51joe7Jx9fL._UY700_.jpg

Raybo
18-10-2017, 02:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Z8MMUrn.jpg

let me see their roster first, receptionist works not hard... at least he(she) could screen shot and send me :(

my plan

1. go kyoto
2. ask if they pay Lenka

3. if they say yes : ask them why don't they advertise normally, why step on my back with no reason, did I do any bad thing to them etc ask seriously,
a : if there's something wrong with me : apologise, and buy milk tea go home sadly.
b: if there's nothing wrong with me but they do this to me : threaten them with my secret weapon.

4. if they say no : let them know lenka is actually ruining their business, say hi to miranda and come back home.

Wow. Ok. Good luck with that. Say Hi to Miranda for me as well.

CunningLinguist
18-10-2017, 07:16 PM
I have a lot of respect for Christmas and i never want her to hate me and
so lets leave it at that.

Oh for fucks sake:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again&p=1099137&viewfull=1#post1099137

Christmas
18-10-2017, 07:19 PM
Dear kyoto boss
Icant go tonight since i have 2 dinner tonight
Fuck!
Tomorrow im coming
Lenka you can come too. See you ~~

quackman
18-10-2017, 08:59 PM
This sub-drama on this threat makes it more interesting to log in frequently just to catch up the next episode to this saga

shootermcgavin
18-10-2017, 09:43 PM
Oh for fucks sake:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again&p=1099137&viewfull=1#post1099137

All I could see was the message like 2 down where Alan86 acts like a giant vagina because someone threatened him online.

God Member
18-10-2017, 10:30 PM
Hey, you do have to log on and have a password to comment on Chelsea's blog now.

Well, f**k that...

harrycd
18-10-2017, 10:35 PM
Hey, you do have to log on and have a password to comment on Chelsea's blog now.

Well, f**k that...

No you don't just post as guest, also why would you censor the word fork? or was it funk? maybe flak? or it must be folk.

God Member
18-10-2017, 10:43 PM
I prefer not to over use swearwords and reserve them for the right impactful context. All you who (over) use them casually lose their facility.

You mean I can't post on her blog under my user name anymore without logging on and having to remember yet another ****in' password? I am now only a guest?

It's become like being a Jew and trying to join the Melbourne Club! :shout: :burn:

Dystop
18-10-2017, 11:02 PM
Oh for fucks sake:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again&p=1099137&viewfull=1#post1099137
Is the best you got ?
Don't make me shame you.
I guranatee you will be humilated.

CunningLinguist
18-10-2017, 11:03 PM
I prefer not to over use swearwords and reserve them for the right impactful context. All you who (over) use them casually lose their facility.

You mean I can't post on her blog under my user name anymore without logging on and having to remember yet another ****in' password? I am now only a guest?

It's become like being a Jew and trying to join the Melbourne Club! :shout: :burn:

Get with the program grandpa...

Dystop
18-10-2017, 11:09 PM
I am going to Kyoto206 today after work

https://media.giphy.com/media/jGQfODNfEMQKI/giphy.gif
Goodbye Christmas.
I know i will be banned tonight.
Thanks for a fun time. :)

Yogurt
18-10-2017, 11:24 PM
Goodbye Christmas.
I know i will be banned tonight.
Thanks for a fun time. :)

Where you go bro ? Lol

Dystop
18-10-2017, 11:27 PM
Where you go bro ? Lol
This is only my second fav forum. I usually post in a international boxing forum that is
and will always my fav forum. I have always been a life long boxing fan and i even
write the odd articles for them . No pay.

BongKong
18-10-2017, 11:45 PM
This is only my second fav forum. I usually post in a international boxing forum that is
and will always my fav forum. I have always been a life long boxing fan and i even
write the odd articles for them . No pay.

Would you like Yogurt more or less if you found out he was a shit boxer?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 11:47 PM
Goodbye Christmas.
I know i will be banned tonight.
Thanks for a fun time. :)

Wheres my goodbye? I thought we had something special......

Whos gonna play the game now?

Yogurt
18-10-2017, 11:49 PM
Dear kyoto boss
Icant go tonight since i have 2 dinner tonight
Fuck!
Tomorrow im coming
Lenka you can come too. See you ~~

I though you want to bash lenka when you meet him lol

Yogurt
18-10-2017, 11:50 PM
Would you like Yogurt more or less if you found out he was a shit boxer?

Dystop will like me cause i have yogurt , bongkong bongkong you want some ?

BongKong
18-10-2017, 11:52 PM
Dystop will like me cause i have yogurt , bongkong bongkong you want some ?

What flavour???????

Christmas
18-10-2017, 11:58 PM
What!!! Stop!! i go home soon

Yogurt
19-10-2017, 12:04 AM
What flavour???????

Strawberry ..........

BongKong
19-10-2017, 12:07 AM
Strawberry ..........

Cool well then i will supplu the cream for you

BongKong
19-10-2017, 12:20 AM
Goodbye Christmas.
I know i will be banned tonight.
Thanks for a fun time. :)

Thats a very anticlimatic post

Christmas
19-10-2017, 12:45 AM
i made forum in case dokes gets banned again

https://*************.createaforum.com/

BongKong
19-10-2017, 12:47 AM
i made forum in case dokes gets banned again

https://*************.createaforum.com/

Lolololol

I thought you were kidding before. Nice

Christmas
19-10-2017, 12:49 AM
Lolololol

I thought you were kidding before. Nice

the best thing is no 15 characters limit

Christmas
19-10-2017, 12:57 AM
You do understand the reason why he gets banned right?

you should join it too

BongKong
19-10-2017, 01:09 AM
Don't tell me what to do.

But you still went and did it?

Bring out the whip lol

Christmas
19-10-2017, 01:18 AM
i'll fix it up tmr too sleepy

Maxybro
19-10-2017, 01:24 AM
i made forum in case dokes gets banned again

https://*************.createaforum.com/

Are shills allowed on your forum?