Toys Toys Toys

[Boney]

Has anyone got any expertise in the purchase and use of toys? I went to 47b Barry Av Mortdale last week and saw Cherry who had just returned from holidays, we were having a very nice time and I extended for another hour. As a reward Cherry rummaged in her bag of tricks and pulled out a cock ring with a vibrating egg in it. Firstly she put it on so the egg was to the back, which felt pretty good but after a few minutes I turned it around so the vibes went straight to her clitorus, which judging by her response was definately the right thing to do. We proceeded to enjoy it long enough to flatten the batteries, I am a little hazy as to what exactly happened in this second half and I blame that cock ring, I think I passed into some sort of transcendental state where time ceased to exist. All of a sudden it was time to cum and go back to the cruel cold world out side that warm womb. The only other time I have tried toys was vibrator up the arse which I must say was not in the same category, I am a tight arse so it was more pain than pleasure.

So, any advice or experiences as to what are the best toys and where to get them at a reasonable price would be appreciated.

[RNT4LIFE]

Tried cock ring once, when I had prostate massage session in Darwin. Man, Can't explain it , but like you said it's was good!

[zucon]

Has anyone got any expertise in the purchase and use of toys? I went to 47b Barry Av Mortdale last week and saw Cherry who had just returned from holidays, we were having a very nice time and I extended for another hour. As a reward Cherry rummaged in her bag of tricks and pulled out a cock ring with a vibrating egg in it. Firstly she put it on so the egg was to the back, which felt pretty good but after a few minutes I turned it around so the vibes went straight to her clitorus, which judging by her response was definately the right thing to do. We proceeded to enjoy it long enough to flatten the batteries, I am a little hazy as to what exactly happened in this second half and I blame that cock ring, I think I passed into some sort of transcendental state where time ceased to exist. All of a sudden it was time to cum and go back to the cruel cold world out side that warm womb. The only other time I have tried toys was vibrator up the arse which I must say was not in the same category, I am a tight arse so it was more pain than pleasure.

So, any advice or experiences as to what are the best toys and where to get them at a reasonable price would be appreciated.


So basically you put on a cock ring that she might have used on other punter. I'll think twice before putting it on.
Rule for using a toy is use your own

[Bundyon]

So basically you put on a cock ring that she might have used on other punter. I'll think twice before putting it on.
Rule for using a toy is use your own

What about her mouth, pussy, hands and tits? I think she had put them on the punter beforehand! If you don't like sharing you should just get a girl for yourself? And she will probably be sleeping around on you.

LMAO

[Mr Bastard]

What about her mouth, pussy, hands and tits? I think she had put them on the punter beforehand! If you don't like sharing you should just get a girl for yourself? And she will probably be sleeping around on you.

LMAO

Haha, classic, that is exactly what I would have said, LOL

[rooter]

I think it's nice to bring an X box or play station to a punt.
Chicks love playing video games.

[zucon]

What about her mouth, pussy, hands and tits? I think she had put them on the punter beforehand! If you don't like sharing you should just get a girl for yourself? And she will probably be sleeping around on you.

LMAO

Oh yea go for it, good on you

[x11]

Hey rooter.. is it called an "X" box for a reason... ;) or a *Play*station? Lol

[Bundyon]

Oh yea go for it, good on you

As punters I thought we all shared……….

[zucon]

As punters I thought we all shared……….

Something we all practice is being safe that's why I shared, don't take it rough
Btw I would not compare WL to a cock ring, after all they are not objects, let's show some respect for the sweet ladies who offer us the fun

[Boney]

So basically you put on a cock ring that she might have used on other punter. I'll think twice before putting it on.
Rule for using a toy is use your own

It was ok, I licked it clean, closed my eyes and pretended it was her ring, oh it was

[Christmas]

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

[RNT4LIFE]

OMG talk about honey Bridgette! I can't seem to get off their email list, gets email from them everyday.
Nice toy BTW!

[Bundyon]

Something we all practice is being safe that's why I shared, don't take it rough
Btw I would not compare WL to a cock ring, after all they are not objects, let's show some respect for the sweet ladies who offer us the fun

I didn't compare them, but thanks for implying me in your twisted tale. Is it a coincidence that you named yourself after an Anti-Fungal medication?

[zucon]

I didn't compare them, but thanks for implying me in your twisted tale. Is it a coincidence that you named yourself after an Anti-Fungal medication?

Ha ha not really, but I understand your need for looking for a anti fungal medication take it easy

[Ted Hunter]

Fleshlight is an amazing toy for the Solo man who is time poor

[harrycd]

Fleshlight is an amazing toy for the Solo man who is time poor


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58

You gotta work it hard to be a solo man...

[Christmas]

dang soloman!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[corvus]

I recently read an article on Gizmodo where one can now purchase a blow job machine :) it's called the auto blow 2 ... looks interesting

[Raybo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58

You gotta work it hard to be a solo man...

Haha. A few years ago i bought a Solo Man Tshirt at KFC, some sort of promotion. Still have and have occssionally wore it!

[Nejums]

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

Are you having a laugh? That's clearly just an ear thermometer!

[harrycd]

Haha. A few years ago i bought a Solo Man Tshirt at KFC, some sort of promotion. Still have and have occssionally wore it!

Damn I want that shirt

[Boney]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58

You gotta work it hard to be a solo man...

Love the subliminal advertising around 0.08, do you have to work that hard to get rid of the empty calories or do you have to be hard when you are working, and if so does it chafe on your budgie smugglers?

[Boney]

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

Hmmm, unless it sucks as hard as a vacuum it may be hard to keep on once you become excited, you may need assistance to use it.

Always pleased to help a lady in need out.

[x11]

Hey jerry.. aren't the best toys "toy boys "??? 😊

[Azninvasion85]

Wouldn't the cock ring be ontop of the condom tho? So it's not like ur actually touching it...

[CunningLinguist]

Wouldn't the cock ring be ontop of the condom tho? So it's not like ur actually touching it...

Dude it depends how long your dick is, the ring goes around the base of your dick so if the condom doesn't roll all the way up to the base ... :)

[Boney]

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

Just found this review of a few toys you might be interested in

http://www.prevention.com/sex/the-best-new-sex-toys-picked-for-you-by-experts/slide/3

[Christmas]

Just found this review of a few toys you might be interested in

http://www.prevention.com/sex/the-best-new-sex-toys-picked-for-you-by-experts/slide/3

http://www.prevention.com/sites/prevention.com/files/styles/slideshow-desktop/public/womanizer.jpg?itok=BKYFeMrh

how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

[CunningLinguist]

http://www.prevention.com/sites/prevention.com/files/styles/slideshow-desktop/public/womanizer.jpg?itok=BKYFeMrh

how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

Wouldn't it be hard to keep it clean with all those decorations ?

[BTK]

Handcuffs , sports tape ,rubber gloves , towel , electro prod , leather horse whip ,
bottle of ammonia, gas mask , ping pong paddle , razor blade , ear plugs,
blindfolds , anal hook,dog collar and dog muzzle.

[CunningLinguist]

bottle of ammonia

I know I am gonna regret asking you but what is the ammonia for ?

[BTK]

I know I am gonna regret asking you but what is the ammonia for ?
After i suck you giant cock and fuck you arse i will need it to sterilize the room .
Handsome .:red_heart:

[Starved]

http://www.prevention.com/sites/prevention.com/files/styles/slideshow-desktop/public/womanizer.jpg?itok=BKYFeMrh

how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

I 'll buy you one if you'll be my girlfriend ,you could always dump me after an hour .
My girlfriends always do that

[Christmas]

Handcuffs , sports tape ,rubber gloves , towel , electro prod , leather horse whip ,
bottle of ammonia, gas mask , ping pong paddle , razor blade , ear plugs,
blindfolds , anal hook,dog collar and dog muzzle.

ammonia for what tho :0 oh..what.. that sterilises?


I 'll buy you one if you'll be my girlfriend ,you could always dump me after an hour .
My girlfriends always do that

genuine GFE!ㅋ

[Starved]

ammonia for what tho :0 oh..what.. that sterilises?



genuine GFE!ㅋ

What's That ?
Is that where we argue and you tell me
All the things wrong with me ?
I prefer fantasy GFE 😃

[Nejums]

Think that character is like a "ke" sound. Cause Koreans like to laugh like a zerg rush.

Kekekekekekekekekeke

[eltran]

I once booked a GFE service, the girl took my money and sat on her phone for an hour. 10/10 would book again.

[wilisno]

I once booked a GFE service, the girl took my money and sat on her phone for an hour. 10/10 would book again.
That's what girl friends do ! ;) ;) ;)

[Marrickvill_5]

Think that character is like a "ke" sound. Cause Koreans like to laugh like a zerg rush.

Kekekekekekekekekeke

Thanks for the nice explanation !!keke
Yeah if the girl doesn't use ㅋ or ㅎ , she's not Korean

[rooter]

A genuine GFE would be like this ... you sit on the couch together watching TV and she is watching "The Voice" wearing her tracky dacks, ugg boots, and sloppy joe, and eating a whole packet of Tim Tams.
And then you put your hand on her thigh and say "you look really pretty tonight Shazza, I like what you've done with your hair"
And she says "fuck off ya cunt, I'm tryin' to watch TV"
That's pure GFE ;)