Browns Plains Massage

[Hades89]

New here, thought I'd share my experience from last week, as I noticed there was another review for this place and a lot of people were calling it out as fake.

I visited the Browns Plains massage parlour last week (Tata's I think it's called?).
I'm sorry, I didn't get the name of the girl I saw, but she said she used to work in the city.

The start of the massage was done through a towel, and it was really quite well done. She clearly knew what she was doing, and it felt great. When we moved on to oils, the massage dropped a bit in overall quality, but was still not bad.
Tickle was great, done really well and not overdone to the point it's boring.
The flip was... disappointing. The rates are huge for what's on offer.
The massage itself was only $50, which is fine, but the extras are... expensive.
$50 for basic
$75 for topless
$100 for nude

That's it. Not a whole lot with that, given it's all just basic with a better view.
I only opted for the $50, as I felt the rest were overpriced. I expressed this view, and was told the prices were set and non-negotiable.

The finish felt rushed, and overall not great. It got the job done, but I wouldn't say it was anything special. Not bad, but not great.

Face: 8/10
Body: 8/10
Massage: 9/10 (pre oil) 6/10 (post oil)
Ending: 4/10

WIR: Probably not when there are FS girls with good reviews for $180 an hour only 20 minutes away...

[newbiejones]

Where are these FS girls for $180.00? Anything for that has to be 'special' looking.

Thanks for the review.

[reddoor]

"I expressed this view, and was told the prices were set and non-negotiable"
Haha what a load of crap. On whose authority. Are they saying the owner sets the prices for all activities.

[Gaijin]

Who are these $180/hr FS girls? Care to share?

[brownwallaby]

"I expressed this view, and was told the prices were set and non-negotiable"
Haha what a load of crap. On whose authority. Are they saying the owner sets the prices for all activities.

at some shops, there's an agreement amongst the girls with regards to service fees. Anyone found of breaching it will be frowned upon or seen as a traitor. At one popular shop a few years ago this happened to a girl who charged only $30 while the rest charged $50 for basics.
Of course you can still get a discount deal at these shops if you can provide secrecy

[Hades89]

I found a few on Locanto, and one of the other pages which I can't remember right now.

This one was posted on here a while ago, with multiple people giving really positive reviews. Older lady, but apparently very skilled:
http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_1480109436/MILF-Mature-Lady-with-Big-Boobs-so-Relaxing.html

Another on cracker:
http://brisbane.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/start-from-80-only-unlimited-cum-work-24hrs-sexy-girl-lets-having-fun-now/45077403

This one is $200, but again pretty close:
http://brisbane.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/tempting-sweet-baby-absolutely-gorgeous-malaysian-girl-no-rush-100-good-time/55474788

Just a few I've found. I have yet to try, but when I do I'll give an update. Anyone had an experience with these? Please lmk.

[dean69]

Last 2 are fake I reckon tell by the pictures.

[Gaijin]

First one looks like real photos but would prolly be over 40yr old

Other 2 are fakes prolly old hags when you arrive wouldn't exactly call them $180/hr "girls". In Brisbane it would be near impossible to find a 20 something year old girl with reasonable looks charging $180/hr

Otherwise I don't disagree with what your experiences or what your expectations are but I reckon this shop is about on par perhaps above average to other rnt shops in Brisbane

[PuntMeat]

First one is on mains road at sunnybank. She's short, kinda dumpy and DEFINITELY over 32. Add at least a decade on. T be fair, I don't know how she goes full service, maybe she's great..

[blake_ly]

Visited Tata last week on a spur of the moment thing as i was in the area for work. Saw a cute little ML with bolt ons (didn't catch the name, as she rushed to her next appointment afterwards)

The massage is one of the much better ones I've had at these type of shops in a while, very firm and strong massage coming from a small figure. On the flip, 123 options offered, pricing were very standard. She really knew how to play and teased the duration, spontaneously ended up for a bit of fs too with no prior discussion.

Massage: 8/10
Pricing: 9/10 gave 3xP thought it was fair
Friendliness: 10/10
WIR: yes definitely, though quite far out of the way for me

[willynpc]

Went in the other day was told 1/2 to 3/4 of hour be for someone is free. But then she said for one pineapple she would help out then and there. I said I would be back, I thought I was after a massage.

[blake_ly]

Went in the other day was told 1/2 to 3/4 of hour be for someone is free. But then she said for one pineapple she would help out then and there. I said I would be back, I thought I was after a massage.

lol propositioned for a quickie? that's amusing.

[Charlielee]

7 to 8 police went to the shop this avo, registered all girls' details, checked booking sheets. They are in trouble

[Mister Reality]

7 to 8 police went to the shop this avo, registered all girls' details, checked booking sheets. They are in trouble

Which shop? Tata, Purple Queen or the one across the road?

[Charlielee]

Which shop? Tata, Purple Queen or the one across the road?

Tata massage, 3 girls have been recorded their details

[brownwallaby]

how do you know? were you there when it happened? Are you a customer?

[Charlielee]

just want to have a massage with "A", saw the cops went to upstairs. lucky i was later for my appointment.:shout:

[reddoor]

A strange first post. I hope this is'nt one of those" use the forum to bag your rivals" posts.

[Igni]

Definitely a suspicious first post. Somebody isn't happy with losing some business..

[Charlielee]

Mate, why don't you go ask the beed shop right next to TATA, before you make any comments.

[brownwallaby]

just want to have a massage with "A", saw the cops went to upstairs. lucky i was later for my appointment.:shout:

So, according to your story:
1. You had seen the cops earlier but you still had the guts to meet your girl so you could find out what had happenef. Brave man !!
2. The police checked the booking sheets and your name was there. Good luck !!

[Mister Reality]

I was in a couple of shops today and they said anything from 2-10 shops were raided yesterday.
Whether that is due to this story or actual inside info im not sure.
Lots of frightened ladies out there.

[ococpunt]

I was in a couple of shops today and they said anything from 2-10 shops were raided yesterday.
Whether that is due to this story or actual inside info im not sure.
Lots of frightened ladies out there.

Sky got raided yesterday, had cops outside as I drove past to Glen yesterday

[Mister Reality]

I think we need to be careful with the term raided.
There is a difference between police going to a premise and warning them and full on arresting mls, bosses and owners.

[blake_ly]

I reckon might be something going on as a general enforcement, SSDS also changed the way their advertise starting today.

[zakthekat]

I reckon might be something going on as a general enforcement, SSDS also changed the way their advertise starting today.

I've started seeing election posters up in places. This could be some political thing for some upcoming MP to look like they're cracking down on things.

[Mister Reality]

Sky day spa has only advertised acacia ridge so far and not 8mp
The one at 8mp is right next to a childcare centre so might have raised a complaint.

Zak makes a good point about the election, only the locals soon. With the state later could get worse.

[reddoor]

I've started seeing election posters up in places. This could be some political thing for some upcoming MP to look like they're cracking down on things.
I think there would b any number of aspiring councilors out there cringing at the thought of shops being looked at by cops, especially the cctv & ph numbers. Big time one day in jail the next.

[Homebrew]

personally i think a lot of it has to do with how brazen and out there some of these shops have got with their advertising.
if it was any thing to do with elections there would be media crews all over it, because they the politicians would be wanting the mileage.
i think it is more cops doing the rounds saying , pull your heads in.

[Igni]

I think there would b any number of aspiring councilors out there cringing at the thought of shops being looked at by cops, especially the cctv & ph numbers. Big time one day in jail the next.

Has anyone here been present when cops have raided a massage joint? I mean unless they burst in and you have the ML's lips wrapped around your cock what can they really do?

[Brissypunter]

What they do is charge u for being in a know place of prostitution!!! Police monitor the adds on Locanto most these south side shops and others so brazen with adds it not fully naked or half naked pics the use all inclusive in price tips welcome Cum instead of come give me a break of course they will get the attention of police sooner or later as well as shops slave labour girls only on tips girls living at shops girls on tourists visas lot shops make police work very easy and of course some people on here don’t help by posting to much info about shops and service

[reddoor]

Has anyone here been present when cops have raided a massage joint? I mean unless they burst in and you have the ML's lips wrapped around your cock what can they really do?
Not a raid on shop, but i was there when the owner actually called the cops. The owner was male and a wild prick, he had some dickhead there causing trouble and he'd just finished belting the shit out of him before the cops ran up the stairs about 3 mins after he called. The 2 girls were screaming at him to stop and i was in the middle, those 2 fighting on one side and cops coming up stairs on other. Luckily i managed to quietly slip away while they were handcuffing him.

[Igni]

Seems like a fairly ambiguous charge. What qualifies a known place of prostitution to the cops. I do see the danger with all these blatant ads etc. but surely they still have to prove that you yourself knew. Anyway guess it's a good time to be careful at the moment.

[Igni]

Not a raid on shop, but i was there when the owner actually called the cops. The owner was male and a wild prick, he had some dickhead there causing trouble and he'd just finished belting the shit out of him before the cops ran up the stairs about 3 mins after he called. The 2 girls were screaming at him to stop and i was in the middle, those 2 fighting on one side and cops coming up stairs on other. Luckily i managed to quietly slip away while they were handcuffing him.

hahaha Jesus sounds like a fun time..

[reddoor]

hahaha Jesus sounds like a fun time..
Yeah, a long time ago when the Valley was the wild west and big Russ & Terry turned a blind eye.

[Brissypunter]

Ahhh the good old days wouldn’t of found many shaved clean pussies back then lol

[reddoor]

Ahhh the good old days wouldn’t of found many shaved clean pussies back then lol
Haha, yeah a bit scarce back in those days. Ironically my first ever was, so the benchmark was set high right from the off. I still remember her name and how she looked. Prob a grandma by now 😳

[popeye96]

Seems like a fairly ambiguous charge. What qualifies a known place of prostitution to the cops. I do see the danger with all these blatant ads etc. but surely they still have to prove that you yourself knew. Anyway guess it's a good time to be careful at the moment.
That's up to you to convince the magistrate you didn't know. In saying that, I think you would have to be very unlucky. You very rarely hear about a punter getting charged, though it does happen.

[ococpunt]

Has anyone here been present when cops have raided a massage joint? I mean unless they burst in and you have the ML's lips wrapped around your cock what can they really do?

well, they can charge you and your family or gf would know which would ruin part/rest of your life lol...

[Tavs]

well, they can charge you and your family or gf would know which would ruin part/rest of your life lol...

Unless your wife/gf suggested you visit 😂

[Brissypunter]

Plus standing in court with the details of charge being read out and all the public gallery listening to how she tugged u off at a shop lol

[Mister Reality]

I wouldnt worry at this stage. No reports of actual raids at present, just the standard warnings to the ladies and shops.
Sky Day spa at 8mp has been closed for a couple of days and no ads though.

Only reports of punters being charged ive seen have been ones that have tried to rape the ml and shes had enough guts to press charges.

[ococpunt]

I wouldnt worry at this stage. No reports of actual raids at present, just the standard warnings to the ladies and shops.
Sky Day spa at 8mp has been closed for a couple of days and no ads though.

Only reports of punters being charged ive seen have been ones that have tried to rape the ml and shes had enough guts to press charges.

hard to justify rape unless with solid evidence such as bruises or sperm, might just be a way out for the ML

[HST]

What they do is charge u for being in a know place of prostitution!!! Police monitor the adds on Locanto most these south side shops and others so brazen with adds it not fully naked or half naked pics the use all inclusive in price tips welcome Cum instead of come give me a break of course they will get the attention of police sooner or later as well as shops slave labour girls only on tips girls living at shops girls on tourists visas lot shops make police work very easy and of course some people on here don’t help by posting to much info about shops and service
Yeah a well known northside shop with a new southside operation uses the word "cum" in their advertising and has for a long time, never hear of them getting in trouble though...

[Kowabunga]

Yeah a well known northside shop with a new southside operation uses the word "cum" in their advertising and has for a long time, never hear of them getting in trouble though...

Feel Good hearing about this

[Ace01]

wouldnt feel good anytime soon if you know the cops are on the look out for things like these

[HST]

wouldnt feel good anytime soon if you know the cops are on the look out for things like these

A cop going into there and seeing the likes of E or A with boobs on display would probably think "I'm coming back for a massage on my day off" haha. All walks of life go to massage shops, why would cops be any different? Probably the thrill of being somewhere they shouldn't would be part of the attraction too.

[Ken Tuckyfriedchicken]

One of my faves at Tata said it wasnt a raid at the shop, just the usual intimidation/bullying by the police. Trying to score freebies themselves more like lol

Took the names and checked passports of the ladies. Probably a complaint from the neighbours

[nice-pundi]

Any one knows where Luna and Joy went after they left Tata?

[APL]

I was told Joy sold & returned home

[ococpunt]

I was told Joy sold & returned home

Joy did sell but she stayed and worked after she sold... not sure about now