What is the most dumb ass decision you ever made in brothel?

[Punt69]

Today, I went to shop. Saw 9.5/10 looks genuine 19 yr old, but decided to choose another WL instead and got average service because of no connection.

I feel sorry for myself and just letting everyone know I am crying tonight...

[Maxybro]

Get over it dude. You take punting too seriously. You can go back and pick the original WL. No need to cry.

[Punt69]

Get over it dude. You take punting too seriously. You can go back and pick the original WL. No need to cry.

I can't get over that I didn't choose by far the prettiest girl I ever saw in my life. Sob sob sob.

[Beau]

This forum has become a sounding board for a melancholy group of spoilt scrotums.

[lonelycowboy]

In my early punting days, i saw a Japanese wl every week. I got too excited one time, asked her if i can go natural, she said yes and i cum inside her. I lived in fear for months

[BlackToad]

Regrets, yeah I've have a few:

1. Going to a budget brothel without a booking and getting the next WL in line that I didn't find attractive at all. Took her anyway & went away thinking I wouldn't fucked her if it was free let alone having paid $150

2. Turning up to a premium brothel without a booking and being told all girl busy for next 2 hours.

3. Over paying due to letting the little bro make all the money decisions. Some girls (especially in Caucasian brothels) are experts at extracting money from the horny punter

But then again... :cool2:

[beta101]

Today, I went to shop. Saw 9.5/10 looks genuine 19 yr old, but decided to choose another WL instead and got average service because of no connection.

I feel sorry for myself and just letting everyone know I am crying tonight...

shop? so we can look up roster lol

[Mawskode]

Today, I went to shop. Saw 9.5/10 looks genuine 19 yr old, but decided to choose another WL instead and got average service because of no connection.

I feel sorry for myself and just letting everyone know I am crying tonight...

My booking didn't show up so I settled for a bird who told me straight up she does a very basic service. We had no connection and she changed condoms every ten minutes. I'm not even exaggerating. I learnt a very valuable lesson.

[Miyamoto]

Regrets, yeah I've have a few:

1. Going to a budget brothel without a booking and getting the next WL in line that I didn't find attractive at all. Took her anyway & went away thinking I wouldn't fucked her if it was free let alone having paid $150

2. Turning up to a premium brothel without a booking and being told all girl busy for next 2 hours.

3. Over paying due to letting the little bro make all the money decisions. Some girls (especially in Caucasian brothels) are experts at extracting money from the horny punter

But then again... :cool2:

Yeap, I don't think your alone on these. In fact, with 1. I went away thinking I wouldn't normally fuck her even if she paid me $150

[wilisno]

This forum has become a sounding board for a melancholy group of spoilt scrotums.

Yeah, a good example set by the poet troll ! ;) ;) ;)

[Pussyhands]

Sounding board is a good thing ;)

We bros have experience in the scene so can empathise :)

[Enragedvirgin2]

Going to a brothel is a dumbass decision in itself. Wasting money so you can get a dopamine rush LOL. You're all literally neanderthals incapable of controlling your animalistic impulses... like rats with pleasure electrodes hooked to their brain pressing the button over and over again. I only went to one a few times while I was doing nofap and it was a waste of money. Just browse this forum occassionally for the lols. I have ascended beyond animalistic urges, peace out losers.

[inmydream]

Yet he signed in to join punting forum. He cant afford punting so he can only read ARs whilst banging his head on the wall due to poverty. Who is the loser here you fckwit!

[Pussyhands]

3. Over paying due to letting the little bro make all the money decisions. Some girls (especially in Caucasian brothels) are experts at extracting money from the horny punter


Thats true, but I think it's more the work culture of some places.

I have had a lot of great punts - on par with ginza standards in Caucasian brothels without forking out extras.

Liaisons - Ava Riley fern and a lot more
cleopatras - fox, Laura/Lauren and more
And agency girls

Admittedly the rate is about 70% - 85% where as ginza is 90-95%

If you look at the cheaper spectrum:
Corydon - the extras pile on

[Beau]

Yeah, a good example set by the poet troll ! ;) ;) ;)
Thank you sir . I love the poet troll.

[wilisno]

Thank you sir . I love the poet troll.
Of course you love him, everybody knows ! ;) ;) ;)

[Pussyhands]

Going to a brothel is a dumbass decision in itself. Wasting money so you can get a dopamine rush LOL. You're all literally neanderthals incapable of controlling your animalistic impulses... like rats with pleasure electrodes hooked to their brain pressing the button over and over again. I only went to one a few times while I was doing nofap and it was a waste of money. Just browse this forum occassionally for the lols. I have ascended beyond animalistic urges, peace out losers.

U know that's true, I have to admit that I am driven by my penis on a lot of decisions :) I have regressed to my animalistic urges and for some reason my life is so much more worth living!!

It's enjoyable and makes my life a lot more meaningful to pay a girl for her services and enjoy our time together!

I say give me more buttons to press for more endorphin boosts cuz life is too short to be miserable!

[Beau]

Of course you love him, everybody knows ! ;) ;) ;)
Why your sir are a true gentleman !!

[Christmas]

Going to a brothel is a dumbass decision in itself. Wasting money so you can get a dopamine rush LOL. You're all literally neanderthals incapable of controlling your animalistic impulses... like rats with pleasure electrodes hooked to their brain pressing the button over and over again. I only went to one a few times while I was doing nofap and it was a waste of money. Just browse this forum occassionally for the lols. I have ascended beyond animalistic urges, peace out losers.

you don't call my oppas as loser you loser

[42Gladesville]

Going to a brothel is a dumbass decision in itself. Wasting money so you can get a dopamine rush LOL. You're all literally neanderthals incapable of controlling your animalistic impulses... like rats with pleasure electrodes hooked to their brain pressing the button over and over again. I only went to one a few times while I was doing nofap and it was a waste of money. Just browse this forum occassionally for the lols. I have ascended beyond animalistic urges, peace out losers.

I'm sorry to hear that you can't enjoy sex.. That sounds like a medical condition, I hope you can get that checked by a doctor. Get well soon :)

[Christmas]

I'm sorry to hear that you can't enjoy sex.. That sounds like a medical condition, I hope you can get that checked by a doctor. Get well soon :)

hi who this
Jesse?
bye

[42Gladesville]

U know that's true, I have to admit that I am driven by my penis on a lot of decisions :) I have regressed to my animalistic urges and for some reason my life is so much more worth living!!

It's enjoyable and makes my life a lot more meaningful to pay a girl for her services and enjoy our time together!

I say give me more buttons to press for more endorphin boosts cuz life is too short to be miserable!

Best comment ever :miao:


hi who this
Jesse?
bye

Your military coach :)

Why is the enragedvirgin2 troll not banned yet :miao: admin send the hammer please

[GinkoBashanan]

I am thinking this Enraged virgin2 is a liar. Claiming to only viewing forum.

[quackm2002]

Because enragedvirgin should be pitied, not villified. How would you feel being a virgin and hanging around a forum like this?

[sukeong]

Too many to remember. Mostly due to my horniness and bad luck, resulting in bad decisions. Most recent one a couple months back at RP, choosing a girl in a lineup knowing I will like her as I have seen her before and she has plenty of great reviews but changed to another girl because the Papasan kept recommending other girls but not her. On hindsight it must be because she is too popular and he wanted to give more business to other girls I guess. In the end it wasn't a great punt for me.

Didn't go home and cry though, that's too drama queenish. just felt frustrated

[Beau]

I thought i was the Enraged virgin 2. The troll is wrong again ( CL ).

[CunningLinguist]

Just letting everyone know that EnragedVirgin and Beau are the same person, and that is the poet troll, see below.
It is best to ignore him, he thrives off attention.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again

The top 6 bad things about the troll:



His support of Rolf Harris (now a convicted child sexual molester, by unanimous verdict on 12 counts) in his child sexual abuse case, and he also denigrates the young girls who were abused by calling them "slags" (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?41806-Slags-amp-Lawyers-Seeking-A-Payout-from-Rolf-Harris-to-Cover-their-Miserable-Middle-Age&p=494539&viewfull=1#post494539)
He threatened to harm 2 members of the forum (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again&p=1099137&viewfull=1#post1099137)
He outed a WL once by posting her real name and picture on a number of forums (http://forum.aus99.com.au/cgi/forum/Blah.pl?m-15595/id-154668/#num154668)
He threatened some members via PM to expose their postings on the fourm to their employers (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39310-Intolerable-Behaviour&p=443071&viewfull=1#post443071), then he had the gall to lie about it. (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?42871-1st-Keats-Wordsworth-Blake-then-CrazyMonkey-ChairmanPlough-SirLaughsAlot-Poem&p=514496&viewfull=1#post514496)
He wrote fake ARs (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?38045-Lindfield-Thai-346-Pacific-Hwy-*-Annie-amp-Gina-*-always-good-service-9415-6217&p=417233&viewfull=1#post417233) for the shops he part owns, and he has never written a real AR.
He is constantly big-noting himself and constantly bumps his "poetry" threads with cut'n'paste posts.

[Beau]

Just letting everyone know that EnragedVirgin and Beau are the same person, and that is the poet troll, see below.
It is best to ignore him, he thrives off attention.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again

The top 6 bad things about the troll:



His support of Rolf Harris (now a convicted child sexual molester, by unanimous verdict on 12 counts) in his child sexual abuse case, and he also denigrates the young girls who were abused by calling them "slags" (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?41806-Slags-amp-Lawyers-Seeking-A-Payout-from-Rolf-Harris-to-Cover-their-Miserable-Middle-Age&p=494539&viewfull=1#post494539)
He threatened to harm 2 members of the forum (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again&p=1099137&viewfull=1#post1099137)
He outed a WL once by posting her real name and picture on a number of forums (http://forum.aus99.com.au/cgi/forum/Blah.pl?m-15595/id-154668/#num154668)
He threatened some members via PM to expose their postings on the fourm to their employers (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39310-Intolerable-Behaviour&p=443071&viewfull=1#post443071), then he had the gall to lie about it. (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?42871-1st-Keats-Wordsworth-Blake-then-CrazyMonkey-ChairmanPlough-SirLaughsAlot-Poem&p=514496&viewfull=1#post514496)
He wrote fake ARs (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?38045-Lindfield-Thai-346-Pacific-Hwy-*-Annie-amp-Gina-*-always-good-service-9415-6217&p=417233&viewfull=1#post417233) for the shops he part owns, and he has never written a real AR.
He is constantly big-noting himself and constantly bumps his "poetry" threads with cut'n'paste posts.

Do you need my help for AL ? I am not going to help you this time.

[Beau]

CL i in future will ignore your private messages.

[firefox0303]

Extending a $600/hour on a private booking because I didn't cum yet :sweat:

[beta101]

Extending a $600/hour on a private booking because I didn't cum yet :sweat:

Baller :ppppppp

[gentleguy]

Years ago went to a brothel drunk. I can hide it and wasn't acting like a typical drunk. Anyway I had 30 min session and couldnt get it up and obviously didnt cum. Gpt a nice massage though but set me back $90.

[vitamin]

In my early punting days, i saw a Japanese wl every week. I got too excited one time, asked her if i can go natural, she said yes and i cum inside her. I lived in fear for months

Fear of child. Is like Atleast 18 year jail sentence

[vitamin]

Going to a brothel is a dumbass decision in itself. Wasting money so you can get a dopamine rush LOL. You're all literally neanderthals incapable of controlling your animalistic impulses... like rats with pleasure electrodes hooked to their brain pressing the button over and over again. I only went to one a few times while I was doing nofap and it was a waste of money. Just browse this forum occassionally for the lols. I have ascended beyond animalistic urges, peace out losers.

Everything you do in life is about dopamine rushes.
Going on holiday. Eating fancy food to buying a big ass tv.
The fact you browse here for LOLs? Have nothing else going on in your life you feel the need to browse forums for LOLs?
Tolls will be trolls.

[CunningLinguist]

Well spotted, EnragedFuckwit is the poet troll:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again

[Shoryureppa]

Couldn't cum, WL asked me to go bareback. Luckily, didn't get anything :)

[curious36]

I was told by the owner of the brothel who I should have. The worst experience i have ever had.

[Raybo]

Dumb ass decision was probably going the first time! Now I am somewhat hooked, although it has been a while since my last punt. Don't think i will entirely give up, maybe go and punt on special occasions eg. A decent winfall, birthday, travelling, holidays etc etc.

I was punting most weeks and the more i punted the more i wanted to punt. Very tough habit to break.

[shootermcgavin]

Dumb ass decision was probably going the first time!

Was hoping someone would say this. Totally agree.

[targajajouka]

+1 dumb ass decision = going the first time.

I started because I was single, late 20s, virgin, overseas and incredibly toey at the time. I happened to wander through a redlight district with shop windows. Walked through cos I was curious and thought wtf not, I'm on holidays. A year passed, didn't punt during that time, and I was on holidays again. Walked by a few Jap soapland shops, and again thought wtf not, I'm on holidays and I won't do it when I get home.

A few months after returning, I then got curious, found this forum and here we are.

It is an expensive 'hobby', but one that I can manage. The upside is that it has got me out of the house more often to socialise IRL and try new things because I need a genuine cover/excuse to visit a shop - otherwise its living a hermit life with porn. The downside is that I could be saving the money for holidays or for a house.

[Nejums]

Getting into a life of punting. Spent way too much.

[Wsbird]

I made a booking for a girl I have never seen before. When I arrived at the shop, I realised the girl was not my type, but decided to stay anyway because I don't want to upset the girl. The session always turned out to be a mediocre one. This happened several times. Sigh.

[plunderpunter]

walk into shop and feel too horny to say no to the poor lineup

[bfe]

Having sex with Michelle and Suzie earning myself the title of Lady Boy Slayer.

[jeter]

Having sex with Michelle and Suzie earning myself the title of Lady Boy Slayer.

Which shop?

So I can avoid....

[Matie]

Going to ginza with only 4 hours sleep so sad....

[bistro]

Back when i went with my boys for a euro trip in amsterdam.....
We planned to get high after lunch, had dinner and then punt......
It goes exactly as planned, however for me, the hash brownies i ate only kicked in during our dinner time .... and i was stoned..... as i dont want to dissappoint my boys, i went to punt anyway as hey yo its amsterdam..... inside the room, the girl blow me for entire 10 minutes and then eventually gave up as i have no reaction at all......

[shootermcgavin]

Back when i went with my boys for a euro trip in amsterdam.....
We planned to get high after lunch, had dinner and then punt......
It goes exactly as planned, however for me, the hash brownies i ate only kicked in during our dinner time .... and i was stoned..... as i dont want to dissappoint my boys, i went to punt anyway as hey yo its amsterdam..... inside the room, the girl blow me for entire 10 minutes and then eventually gave up as i have no reaction at all......

This sounds like the bulk of my punts.

[exstar]

Spending $1000 on drinks at Orchard Towers in Singapore whilst on overnight transit. Was with a group of 4 Filipina bar girls - each round was $200 - got a lot of groping action in the corner lounge and a mad release at the end - lots of fun at the time but seeing the credit card bill one month later made me want to throw up

[inmydream]

The most dumb ass decision was to fuckin apply lotion to my dick before going to angel town in newtown. One of our friends gave us the lotion which was supposed to make you stay longer. I hardly felt my dick but it was erected the full hour. Banging the girl with so many different positions and didnt come out. I think she was also surprised how long I lasted. Finished the session dissapointed and walked out feeling dizzy. I had a couple friends helping me to the car. I felt so dizzy and felt nausea. Went to the car and sat for 30 minutes trying to recover. Lucky I did not pass out inside the brothel. The other boys went okay even thought same impact with difficulty to release the load.

[timtam]

Hahahhahahahs hahahhaha
I missed those angel town days.

[timtam]

Dumbest decisionsssss I have never made, but my little fella made all the decisions.

[harrycd]

The most dumb ass decision was to fuckin apply lotion to my dick before going to angel town in newtown. One of our friends gave us the lotion which was supposed to make you stay longer. I hardly felt my dick but it was erected the full hour. Banging the girl with so many different positions and didnt come out. I think she was also surprised how long I lasted. Finished the session dissapointed and walked out feeling dizzy. I had a couple friends helping me to the car. I felt so dizzy and felt nausea. Went to the car and sat for 30 minutes trying to recover. Lucky I did not pass out inside the brothel. The other boys went okay even thought same impact with difficulty to release the load.

Wait what lotion? I had a girl lube my dick then put the rubber on and then lube it, I think I lasted longer but I was also drunk so who knows

[inmydream]

It's not the lubricant used by massage lady. It was more like cream and applied to the tip of your dick. Cant remember the name, it was ages ago when we were still young and stupid.

[firefox0303]

Went to new Hot Point in Tokyo, Japan.

The place have a center stage and multiple cube surrounding the place. 2 incredibly hot girls would come up to the stage and does a 15 minute striptease before going to each cube for a quickie HJ or BJ (depending on the extra you choose). First time in the 'cube', they have tissue and a bottle next to it which I assume to be lube. Big mistake as it was an alcohol based sterilizer. By far the most painful BJ i've had.

[Migger]

Most punters know what time it is and can count to 3 and know their alphabet but a i few suspect don't
have a clue. These i am very worried about and seriously fear for their future and i am sympathetic.
Life is hard enough and mother nature made sure not everybody gets a fair chance. Just look at the sea
turtle's that lay millions of eggs and few reach adult size and the same with tadpoles and fish fry.
These poor simpletons are leftovers a mistake as they were swimming around in their daddy's balls
and they came to life from a hole in a condom or a overflow of semen from a gaping pussy.
My heart goes out to these hapless darlings as a consequence they never fully developed mentally and
have the iq of a beetle.

[CunningLinguist]

Welcome to the forum Migger, watch out for the resident fuckwit troll:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?39297-Banned-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again-and-again

[12345abcde]

First time FS with a private lady back in Brisbane, found her on news paper classified. Not that the place is bad or unclean, just that she is older and not that attractive....

[Yogurt]

Forgot the way out ......

[Figgous22]

mr bean moment #10
fell out of front door, in the city.

[bryanr]

Takes time to get your bearings. I find my own decision based on the chemistry you sense, is usually better than asking the shop manager. Usually manager cant predict the womans chemistry with you or their service with you, unless that lady has had a lot of good feedback

[nirvana9]

Its a skill to work out if you have chemistry with someone in that short time after being introduced

[alig987]

Forgot the way out ......

Lost my way out at 5Star once. Followed a customer and his WL out. WL gave me a weird look.

[breeze]

when i was younger the dumbest assed thing I did was turn up, choose the girl, then realise i left my wallet in the car

[gentleguy]

walked out with my tshirt inside out.

[ninjatuna]

I went to a budget brother once and all the girls were busy so I went with a lady maybe 50+ and I was 22 at the time. I left early haha

[AHLUNGOR]

walked out with my tshirt inside out.


That's a good one, I hope you didn't left your undies behind....... haha

[rooter]

Dumbest punting decision I ever made was going to a Caucasian brothel.
It was like having a clinical procedure in a public hospital - the only thing missing was wearing the white gown with your arse sticking out the back.
Cold hello, undress, clinical inspection of my dick, shower, time wasting massage, condom on, cold CBJ, mechanical fucking, FOAM, clock watching, time up, shower, cold goodbye.
No kissing or DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ, no GFE, no nothing.
It put me off punting for 10 years ... then I discovered Asian brothels

[Raybo]

Not a decision rather something i did. Left my wallet in the room. I was the last customer, shop shut at 2am. Was out the door, walking down the street when I realised. Quickly went back, thankfully they answered the door. The girl i saw took me back upstairs, wallet in tact. She gave me another kiss and a fondle as i left for the 2nd time! Probably would have had another run of they weren't shut!

[AHLUNGOR]

Dumbest punting decision I ever made was going to a Caucasian brothel.
It was like having a clinical procedure in a public hospital - the only thing missing was wearing the white gown with your arse sticking out the back.
Cold hello, undress, clinical inspection of my dick, shower, time wasting massage, condom on, cold CBJ, mechanical fucking, FOAM, clock watching, time up, shower, cold goodbye.
No kissing or DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ, no GFE, no nothing.
It put me off punting for 10 years ... then I discovered Asian brothels

That's why I always pick a busty Caucasian girl, as when all failed, fucking those big white tits bare back and cum all over them had never let me down !

[Assandlegs]

Dumbest punting decision I ever made was going to a Caucasian brothel.
It was like having a clinical procedure in a public hospital - the only thing missing was wearing the white gown with your arse sticking out the back.
Cold hello, undress, clinical inspection of my dick, shower, time wasting massage, condom on, cold CBJ, mechanical fucking, FOAM, clock watching, time up, shower, cold goodbye.
No kissing or DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ, no GFE, no nothing.
It put me off punting for 10 years ... then I discovered Asian brothels

This sounds like my first time.. it put me off brothels for 15 years and, like you, discovered Asian brothels are much, much more comfortable and friendly. I will NEVER go back to a non-Asian Establishment!

[Mr Bastard]

Leaving……………………

[Budgyboy]

Same same, discovered Asian brothels probably 2009 and my life changed, been an avid punter since, had the time of my life all over NSW. Every now and then I try Caucasian then move on back to my Asian ladies from 19 to 50 years old they are all sweethearts. Every now and then get a dud but hey even the duds have tight little bodies and tight little pussies so I'm not complaining to hard.

[chubbs_peterson]

Extending tonight despite running on no sleep, narcotics and beer. Chubbs junior never stood a chance.

[Brothelcreeper]

Extending tonight despite running on no sleep, narcotics and beer. Chubbs junior never stood a chance.

There is a new thread just started on lack of willpower...........

[chubbs_peterson]

There is a new thread just started on lack of willpower...........

Timely and relevant me thinks.

[rockbreaker]

Same same, discovered Asian brothels probably 2009 and my life changed, been an avid punter since, had the time of my life all over NSW. Every now and then I try Caucasian then move on back to my Asian ladies from 19 to 50 years old they are all sweethearts. Every now and then get a dud but hey even the duds have tight little bodies and tight little pussies so I'm not complaining to hard.

Another one on the same boat here. First visit ever, and it was to the caus brothel. The lady put on her glove and examine me if I am clean enough under the desk lamp, before she decided to provide the services. She was probably late 30s, red hairs, ain’t slim and talked a bit. And this was 10 years ago.

Since then visited another few different brothels in Brisbane, both Asian and Caus but all are just mechanical and dull!

With luck, I stumbled upon this forum and started to discover the Asian massage joints in Brisbane and it was finally fun. However, I only understand what the true joy is and 5 star services after I punted in Sydney. You Sydney does it the best than anywhere I ever visited in the world. Ginza, No5 M, 5 star, and various massage joints in the city truly opened up my eyes. I couldn’t help but had to tell my mate and he dropped his jaw. Lol

[cuteguy]

Going to a shop with four mates with the intention that everyone would choose a girl. Later found out two had backed out after we had gone into the rooms with our girls. What was disappointing was the fact that it was the idea of the two who didn't go in to go to the place. It was a Caucasian shop and the girls were average. I would have passed if I had known the other guys were not following through with the plan. After that experience decided to punt alone.

[Sydreader2017]

Going in as a group and not allowed getting into the shop....A big NoNo

[the_boss_king]

worst decision was fucking one of the girls without a condom lol

[Laughandsmile]

Specifically going to (and paying) an FS shop for a RnT... :sweat:

[Dupper]

Don't ever make friends with them ever .
They are all fake and frauds.
Luckily i have my pet Oscar as a buddy.
Oscar tomorrow i will buy you a bag of guppies to thank you.

[marmont]

DUmbest thing I have done is going to a brothel when my regular was there, and choosing another. She told me later that she heard that I had seen someone else, and made me feel a little inadequate

[123brainer]

Going to a brothel is a dumbass decision in itself. Wasting money so you can get a dopamine rush LOL. You're all literally neanderthals incapable of controlling your animalistic impulses... like rats with pleasure electrodes hooked to their brain pressing the button over and over again. I only went to one a few times while I was doing nofap and it was a waste of money. Just browse this forum occassionally for the lols. I have ascended beyond animalistic urges, peace out losers.


It's never a waste of money when you enjoy it 😉

[Brothelcreeper]

DUmbest thing I have done is going to a brothel when my regular was there, and choosing another. She told me later that she heard that I had seen someone else, and made me feel a little inadequate

She will get over it. I used to worry about what my regulars thought when I saw someone else, now I don't give a shit.

The girls are in it for the money and spend all day fucking random dudes so that gives us the green light to do the same.

[IBMPC]

Sometimes i just got too shy to say NO to the girl who's not attractive. End up with wasting time and money, :(

[wattle]

I used to rely on my instincts when choosing a lady - was there chemistry or not in her introduction and hello

But not reliable method

Now I take the less risk path, and go for reviews as the determinant in most cases for who i choose

[local]

Wasn't me, but a old friend... about 15 years ago, in Brisbane.
We had dinner and adjourned to a bar, and he said he was going down to the brothel down the road, I waiting in the bar for his return.
Well he came back with this cute thai on his arm and said they were getting hitched !!
They had not met before, and he had said, if she barebacked him, he would marry her !!
Yes they did, surprisingly, 4 kids later and seemingly still happily married.

Go figure !!

[Assandlegs]

Wasn't me, but a old friend... about 15 years ago, in Brisbane.
We had dinner and adjourned to a bar, and he said he was going down to the brothel down the road, I waiting in the bar for his return.
Well he came back with this cute thai on his arm and said they were getting hitched !!
They had not met before, and he had said, if she barebacked him, he would marry her !!
Yes they did, surprisingly, 4 kids later and seemingly still happily married.

Go figure !!

So this really didn't turn out to be a dumb ass decision after all :) even though at the time there were probably alarm bells ringing in your head.... Imagine the stories that they can tell their kids!!! "mommy...where did you and daddy meet??" lol...

Sometimes, love can conquer all...

[putolord]

Not trusting review from website like this. :grimace:

[rooter]

In a girly bar in Thailand.
The equivalent of $1000 in Thai Baht in my pocket.
The wily mamasan spots a cashed up drunk Aussie sucker from a mile away and zeros in on me and sends her youngest, cutest, sexiest girls to me.
I have a dozen young Thai girls on my knee, dancing for me, stroking me, even the sexy mamasan joins in.
The overpriced drinks flow, the bill keeps growing, I take a girl away for a fuck, then more dancing, more drinks, then take another girl away for a fuck then more dancing, more drinks ... then take another girl home to my hotel for the night/day ... a crazy wild night that lasted 24 hours and cost me $1000 but fuck worth every cent.

[Assandlegs]

In a girly bar in Thailand.
The equivalent of $1000 in Thai Baht in my pocket.
The wily mamasan spots a cashed up drunk Aussie sucker from a mile away and zeros in on me and sends her youngest, cutest, sexiest girls to me.
I have a dozen young Thai girls on my knee, dancing for me, stroking me, even the sexy mamasan joins in.
The overpriced drinks flow, the bill keeps growing, I take a girl away for a fuck, then more dancing, more drinks, then take another girl away for a fuck then more dancing, more drinks ... then take another girl home to my hotel for the night/day ... a crazy wild night that lasted 24 hours and cost me $1000 but fuck worth every cent.

lol.... Rooter.... this actually doesn't sound like a dumbass decision...

[yug]

Back in the days (2010 I think) when I was a naive punter...
Went to 127 Regent Street when there were korean girls with high-degree of KPS.
Girl gave a sub-optimal service...Left the place still hard-up....
Walked all the way to Surry Hills 359 Riley Street back in the days when it was decent enough...
Chose a girl...She was even worse than the one before...didn't even bother to try much...
Tried another shop with luck...So tried 3 girls in one day with no release in sight...

Finally gave up and decided to go home...caught the last train which would stop 2 stations before mine...
Felt like a good idea to walk from there to my home...Was a massive mistake!
Got lost several times...Had no idea where I was going...It was obviously too far...

Eventually came back to the same train station where I started and wait for the 4 AM morning train...
Slept cold in the station bench...
I had never been so exhausted in my life...

[AHLUNGOR]

Back in the days (2010 I think) when I was a naive punter...
Went to 127 Regent Street when there were korean girls with high-degree of KPS.
Girl gave a sub-optimal service...Left the place still hard-up....
Walked all the way to Surry Hills 359 Riley Street back in the days when it was decent enough...
Chose a girl...She was even worse than the one before...didn't even bother to try much...
Tried another shop with luck...So tried 3 girls in one day with no release in sight...

Finally gave up and decided to go home...caught the last train which would stop 2 stations before mine...
Felt like a good idea to walk from there to my home...Was a massive mistake!
Got lost several times...Had no idea where I was going...It was obviously too far...

Eventually came back to the same train station where I started and wait for the 4 AM morning train...
Slept cold in the station bench...
I had never been so exhausted in my life...

Mate, I really felt for you, I did a similar stupid thing a few years ago in Cairns !

Long story short, went to a FS place by Taxi, the trip seemed very short , got there, turned out to be a Korean shop, had a quickie 30 min with a Kgal, nothing special but not too bad, out of the room relatively satisfied! The papasan offered to call me a taxi - for don’t know why reason, I turned him down and decided to walk back to the cbd , big mistake !

I’m usually very good with directions but that night was in poor form or might have taken a wrong turn. So the earlier 10 min cab ride should be around 30/35 min walking took like two hours and no there ain’t no cab along the way and it was scary too in an unknown town.

By the time I got back to my hotel I was so tired and legs so sore I went across to the shopping centre and got a legit foot massage to ease my pains, but that’s another story - never again.

[yug]

Mate, I really felt for you, I did a similar stupid thing a few years ago in Cairns !

Long story short, went to a FS place by Taxi, the trip seemed very short , got there, turned out to be a Korean shop, had a quickie 30 min with a Kgal, nothing special but not too bad, out of the room relatively satisfied! The papasan offered to call me a taxi - for don’t know why reason, I turned him down and decided to walk back to the cbd , big mistake !

I’m usually very good with directions but that night was in poor form or might have taken a wrong turn. So the earlier 10 min cab ride should be around 30/35 min walking took like two hours and no there ain’t no cab along the way and it was scary too in an unknown town.

By the time I got back to my hotel I was so tired and legs so sore I went across to the shopping centre and got a legit foot massage to ease my pains, but that’s another story - never again.

Yeah, can't help but blame ourselves in these situations.
But yours is actually a worse predicament than mine.
Getting lost for 2 hours at night in a new town would in fact be quite scary.

[bigfatkilo]

Several stories of going bare back with WLs... I understand why guys want to despite the risks, but why do WLs agree to such a thing? Seems a bit irrational.

Ps. Currently doing a WL bareback (not working currently) so I'm either gonna get a disease or she wants PR... Talk about our dicks taking over and doing the not so smart thinking...!! Dumb decisions really.

[Yageez88]

Yep bareback with a regular. Her young pussy feels so good it's so hard not to cum early. I kept thrusting and stopping and think she had enough of the stopping so she told me to cum inside. It was both amazing and some days I think risky but was amazingly hot. Now when I ask she says no so it was a heat of the moment thing lol

[Littlewonder]

Not to walk! Particularly when I first started punting, I am happy to walk these days.

[BigDickAsian]

I was young and naive and walked into a shop and asked for the lineup and picked this smoking hot lady with nice big tits and sexy long legs.
Got in the room and did the deed and walked out feeling that there was something strange about that girl....

2 years later I went to Thailand and it suddenly clicked that I'd done a ladyboy by accident!

[Littlewonder]

I was young and naive and walked into a shop and asked for the lineup and picked this smoking hot lady with nice big tits and sexy long legs.
Got in the room and did the deed and walked out feeling that there was something strange about that girl....

2 years later I went to Thailand and it suddenly clicked that I'd done a ladyboy by accident!

If you didn't know at the time then it probably didn't matter? Was she a good fuck?

[BigDickAsian]

If you didn't know at the time then it probably didn't matter? Was she a good fuck?

No, She was fake as! In my little mind, I see it as fucking a dude! I just have to laugh and move on with my life and not make such a silly mistake next time.
I'm always cautious now when I see a really hot girl at the shop, I always look for the signs to check to see if she might be have been a he....

[Sentinel54]

Probably going in search of a 141 in HK already loaded to go....not finding anyone on the shortlist and going what the hell with a random WL....instant regret. Only been getting RNT since.

[BigDickAsian]

A WL at TP64 once convinced me to do bbfs and bb anal. Ended up with some sort of bacteria/fungal infection. Never went back to see her even tho she kept texting me.

[hotnite]

A WL at TP64 once convinced me to do bbfs and bb anal.

Or as Brothelcreeper would put it - “I think she likes me a lot”.

[cuteguy]

A WL at TP64 once convinced me to do bbfs and bb anal. Ended up with some sort of bacteria/fungal infection. Never went back to see her even tho she kept texting me.

That's scary! You wonder how many guys fell for this WL and took up her offer of BBFS and BB anal. What's worse is if these guys went on to see other WLs who had performed BBBJ or had unsafe sex with them and then later the WLs passed it onto other customers. A great domino effect here in play! :surprise:

[rooter]

I once used 4 fresh towels in a one hour session.
I was a hot day and we broke the aircon remote - it was underneath us as we were fucking.
First one to dry off after the shower, second one to wipe off the sweat after round 1, third one after a mid punt shower, fourth one after the final shower.
I thought that was a bit selfish, self indulgent, and extravagant.

[harrycd]

I once used 4 fresh towels in a one hour session.
I was a hot day and we broke the aircon remote - it was underneath us as we were fucking.
First one to dry off after the shower, second one to wipe off the sweat after round 1, third one after a mid punt shower, fourth one after the final shower.
I thought that was a bit selfish, self indulgent, and extravagant.

I've done that as well, that's why I love how ginza has a shitload of towels.