caff3ry
08-09-2017, 06:01 AM
Punting…you win some you lose some. Ft. Andy
Location: 5 Gerald st Marrickville
Time of visit: 8:00 pm Thursday. 06/08/17
Working Lady: Andy :sweat::confused2:
Price: $230 diamond class/1 hour (sort of)
Contact Details 0417888123/95199009
Business Hours 10AM-4AM
Good evening gentleman…
So I thought about how to do this review for a while and by a while I mean 10 minutes or so.
Because the punt left me feeling a bit meh, I don’t really feel like giving it the full blown (haha get it full blown ;) Caff3ry review treatment. Instead what I will do is give you a clear picture of why the title is the way it is.
Unfortunately (or fortunately) depending on who you are there will be no long intro or complicated backstory this time.
So without further ado let’s get started
Walk into M5 on Wednesday night with a quick look at the roster before arriving and already had a fair idea of who I was going to choose. The real shame however, was that my good friend Roy was not manning reception like he usually does nor was uncle Eric, instead I was greeted by Sasa.
Now it was quite funny when she first opened the door for me as a look of confusion swept over her face. I greeted her with my hand extended however she was so puzzled by how I knew her name that all she could say in reply was
“How do you know my name?”
“Because you told me…15 minutes ago.”
Having no choice but to nod in acceptance she leads me to the waiting room as per usual and gives me the standard how long would you like to stay speech yada yada yada.
Maybe It was my nonchalant demeanour as I wasn’t really on my high horse that day she was a bit thrown off.
So anyhow line up roles in and each one of them gives their standard fair hello.
Fifi (not bad maybe next time), Isla (saw you last time in the line-up…nah), Ella (nope no thanks), Miho and Emily (WOW that Korean duo is something else looks fantastic keep an eye out for them), and the rest was not bad but honourable mentions to Vicky and Angelina as they looked nice as well.
Like last time I can hear the Chinese girls discussing who I’m going to pick, some were giggling while others tried to guess my age, nothing I hadn’t heard before.
Now as I said before I had already had a look at the roster before arriving so I knew who I was going to pick already but just wanted to confirm the photo was legitimate and that person was Andy.
To those of you that are wondering why I chose her, two reasons. One she starts work at 8pm so when I got in she had just arrived as well (saw her walking in to the shop with plain clothes) which for me meant she was fresh and no one had, had their taste of her yet. Secondly she had a nice photo on the ad.
Firstly I have to say Andy’s advertisement is on point, cute and real photo (no doubt) and the way she is described is alluring as well. But unfortunately she’s one of those girls that look really good in photos but when you undress her it’s kind of a letdown.
Anyway I selected her and chose premium rate at $190/hour as I think it’s the sweet spot perfect price point for me.
So into the room I go with Andy we get the usual greetings out of the way, do a card trick, make her guess my age you get the idea nothing new and into the shower we go.
First off again her photo is real. And when I say real what I mean is really damn good, so good that it makes you wonder if it’s too good to be true. In some ways yes, I would say that the photo is accurate to a 30% match. When her heels were off she was nowhere near 170cm tall I’d say she’s closer to 162cm so a tall long legged girl she was not oh well you win some you lose some. Her face is point for point exactly in the photo. Her bust with her bra on is a good representation but when they come off they sag…a lot but hey I’d rather that than fakes so we move on to what I think was the biggest let down. She’s definitely not as slim as she was in her photo looked like she’s been enjoying too much late night hot pot. All in all I’m not complaining or saying that M5 is using a fake photo but what I am saying is that it’s a damn good photo that just doesn’t meet reality’s expectations.
Rating time. (Graded from D,C,B,A and the highest of all S rank)
Looks: A- Rank,
she’s a 162cm D cup long haired, curvaceous (slightly chubby) full figured lady rather than a 170cm slim, long legged busty goddess. Not saying she looks bad because she doesn’t. But just not what I was expecting when I saw the photo. Also I know it’s not possible to know until you get into the room with the girl but she was bushy downstairs. Not saying that I can’t handle all natural but if I had a choice I would choose neatly trimmed or shaved every time it just makes DATY so much easier to perform without all the way getting in the way. Overall she’s a cute faced curvy girl (wish some of the belly fat could have been transferred to her ass though as she could do with some cushion).
Personality: A Rank,
Sweet girl who is easy enough to get along with. As long as you speak mandarin. To the English only speakers who see her you will have a tough time as the only word she can use properly at the moment is “money” but ill get back to that in a sec. She’s easy going and quite bubbly, great to have a laugh with and provides an average GFE experience.
Service: B-A Rank,
Service wise we start off the first 10 minutes with a cat bath which was quite average but still enjoyable would I have her do it again if I saw her again…nope. Her BBBJ was good though if I was rating that along I’d give it an A rank not as mind shattering like Hana or sensual like Yoyo but she can take a fair amount of length and knows how to slurp which enhances the experience. The sex was pretty decent as well, only had time for 2 positions, missionary and cow girl as I didn’t get time for a second shot as I finished at about the 50th minute mark, fucking for about 35 minutes straight. Shower play for a diamond girl was non-existent which was a first for me as I’ve plenty of fun with standard and premium girls in the shower so that was a disappointment. Now…this is what really killed the mood for me during the session which is why she doesn’t get the proper review treatment like the other girls usually do. Mid way through fore play just after she finished BJing me I wanted to return the favour so I had her lie down and did my routine starting at her neck moving down to her tits etc. All was going well until I got down to her legs where she put her hand in front of her pussy and said only diamond was allowed to do that and that I would have to pay an extra $50. Now I’m a man of focus and concentration not to mention I give a damn good DATY experience in fact I NEVER start fucking until the girl has cum at least once from foreplay because it makes the main event so much more fun. But to stop me mid performance and ask for more money as I’m about to fucking eat you out and send you to heaven…it’s a real big turn off. She’s the first girl where I’ve had to pay extra for DATY like really!!?? I had to pay YOU extra so you could feel good. That’s like paying Jetstar extra money on top of your ticket so the plane arrives on time, you shouldn’t need to as it should happen anyway. Now I realise I sound like a whiny complaining customer and to be fair M5 and 42’s pricing scheme in premium package doesn’t actually say DATY is included with the price as opposed to diamond which does. And they also say that “Please note that some service providers charge differently.” So I’m not going to blame them, and I’m not going to blame Andy either as at the end of the day she’s the service provider so she can choose what she wants to allow at the given price point. But still come on really??!!
I’ll have you know that I agreed to it and gave her the $50 anyway at the end of the session. (At least she had enough class not to ask me for it then and there) would I say it was worth it? Not in the slightest as I had to do all the work and she was the one enjoying herself. But I’ll admit seeing her clit grow, feeling her pussy get wetter, feeling her thighs clamp down and her hands claw through my hair as she orgasms over and over again was damn satisfying.
Overall enjoyment: B rank.
Would I see her again? The short answer is no. I may seem like a harsh critic but at the end of the day I’m still paying for it right. Andy is good I’m not saying she’s not and again she is entitled to ask for more if what you paid initially doesn’t cover what she offers. But to ask mid-session really killed it for me so it was either I chose pay it and risk being annoyed about it or pay it and enjoy the fruits of my labour but still being annoyed about it later hmmmm. The way I see it if she cums while I DATY I shouldn’t have to pay for it. Apart from that the session was good. However because I’ve seen other girls at M5 before at the same and lower price point and naturally I will compare service level and overall experience she just wasn’t worth the money IMO. I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy my time with her but what I am saying it is I’ve had better in Momo and I’ve had A LOT better with Hana and Yoyo that it just doesn’t live up to the standard that other girls have provided. Again I know that at the end of the day service will vary from girl to girl and who knows maybe on a slow day she’ll let you DATY her on standard price. But from my experience could I recommend her to you other punters? Honestly…unless you are paying the full diamond price up front…the answer is no. I would recommend that you pass and try someone else. From the line-up that day I would have taken Angelina, Vicky, Emily or Miho based just on looks that day but I took a punt and I guess you win some you lose some.
If the AR seems a bit like a rant I apologise a head of time but that’s just how I feel about this girl. I’m welcome for other punters to see her and prove me wrong but again I’m just telling you guys my experience so at the end of the day if you decide to see her at least with this review you know what you are getting which is what AR’s are supposed to do. If she had an AR previously it would have probably influenced my decision to not see her if the experience had been the same as mine but because there wasn’t one I’ve written one for you guys now and I hope it serves you well.
Hope to bring you guys a full Caff3ry AR next time until then take care gentleman.
Caff3ry signing off :miao::smile::love:
P.S. If I knew Christmas was going to be working Thursday I would have just gone on Thursday so I could have said hello would have been nice to catch up.
4933149332
Location: 5 Gerald st Marrickville
Time of visit: 8:00 pm Thursday. 06/08/17
Working Lady: Andy :sweat::confused2:
Price: $230 diamond class/1 hour (sort of)
Contact Details 0417888123/95199009
Business Hours 10AM-4AM
Good evening gentleman…
So I thought about how to do this review for a while and by a while I mean 10 minutes or so.
Because the punt left me feeling a bit meh, I don’t really feel like giving it the full blown (haha get it full blown ;) Caff3ry review treatment. Instead what I will do is give you a clear picture of why the title is the way it is.
Unfortunately (or fortunately) depending on who you are there will be no long intro or complicated backstory this time.
So without further ado let’s get started
Walk into M5 on Wednesday night with a quick look at the roster before arriving and already had a fair idea of who I was going to choose. The real shame however, was that my good friend Roy was not manning reception like he usually does nor was uncle Eric, instead I was greeted by Sasa.
Now it was quite funny when she first opened the door for me as a look of confusion swept over her face. I greeted her with my hand extended however she was so puzzled by how I knew her name that all she could say in reply was
“How do you know my name?”
“Because you told me…15 minutes ago.”
Having no choice but to nod in acceptance she leads me to the waiting room as per usual and gives me the standard how long would you like to stay speech yada yada yada.
Maybe It was my nonchalant demeanour as I wasn’t really on my high horse that day she was a bit thrown off.
So anyhow line up roles in and each one of them gives their standard fair hello.
Fifi (not bad maybe next time), Isla (saw you last time in the line-up…nah), Ella (nope no thanks), Miho and Emily (WOW that Korean duo is something else looks fantastic keep an eye out for them), and the rest was not bad but honourable mentions to Vicky and Angelina as they looked nice as well.
Like last time I can hear the Chinese girls discussing who I’m going to pick, some were giggling while others tried to guess my age, nothing I hadn’t heard before.
Now as I said before I had already had a look at the roster before arriving so I knew who I was going to pick already but just wanted to confirm the photo was legitimate and that person was Andy.
To those of you that are wondering why I chose her, two reasons. One she starts work at 8pm so when I got in she had just arrived as well (saw her walking in to the shop with plain clothes) which for me meant she was fresh and no one had, had their taste of her yet. Secondly she had a nice photo on the ad.
Firstly I have to say Andy’s advertisement is on point, cute and real photo (no doubt) and the way she is described is alluring as well. But unfortunately she’s one of those girls that look really good in photos but when you undress her it’s kind of a letdown.
Anyway I selected her and chose premium rate at $190/hour as I think it’s the sweet spot perfect price point for me.
So into the room I go with Andy we get the usual greetings out of the way, do a card trick, make her guess my age you get the idea nothing new and into the shower we go.
First off again her photo is real. And when I say real what I mean is really damn good, so good that it makes you wonder if it’s too good to be true. In some ways yes, I would say that the photo is accurate to a 30% match. When her heels were off she was nowhere near 170cm tall I’d say she’s closer to 162cm so a tall long legged girl she was not oh well you win some you lose some. Her face is point for point exactly in the photo. Her bust with her bra on is a good representation but when they come off they sag…a lot but hey I’d rather that than fakes so we move on to what I think was the biggest let down. She’s definitely not as slim as she was in her photo looked like she’s been enjoying too much late night hot pot. All in all I’m not complaining or saying that M5 is using a fake photo but what I am saying is that it’s a damn good photo that just doesn’t meet reality’s expectations.
Rating time. (Graded from D,C,B,A and the highest of all S rank)
Looks: A- Rank,
she’s a 162cm D cup long haired, curvaceous (slightly chubby) full figured lady rather than a 170cm slim, long legged busty goddess. Not saying she looks bad because she doesn’t. But just not what I was expecting when I saw the photo. Also I know it’s not possible to know until you get into the room with the girl but she was bushy downstairs. Not saying that I can’t handle all natural but if I had a choice I would choose neatly trimmed or shaved every time it just makes DATY so much easier to perform without all the way getting in the way. Overall she’s a cute faced curvy girl (wish some of the belly fat could have been transferred to her ass though as she could do with some cushion).
Personality: A Rank,
Sweet girl who is easy enough to get along with. As long as you speak mandarin. To the English only speakers who see her you will have a tough time as the only word she can use properly at the moment is “money” but ill get back to that in a sec. She’s easy going and quite bubbly, great to have a laugh with and provides an average GFE experience.
Service: B-A Rank,
Service wise we start off the first 10 minutes with a cat bath which was quite average but still enjoyable would I have her do it again if I saw her again…nope. Her BBBJ was good though if I was rating that along I’d give it an A rank not as mind shattering like Hana or sensual like Yoyo but she can take a fair amount of length and knows how to slurp which enhances the experience. The sex was pretty decent as well, only had time for 2 positions, missionary and cow girl as I didn’t get time for a second shot as I finished at about the 50th minute mark, fucking for about 35 minutes straight. Shower play for a diamond girl was non-existent which was a first for me as I’ve plenty of fun with standard and premium girls in the shower so that was a disappointment. Now…this is what really killed the mood for me during the session which is why she doesn’t get the proper review treatment like the other girls usually do. Mid way through fore play just after she finished BJing me I wanted to return the favour so I had her lie down and did my routine starting at her neck moving down to her tits etc. All was going well until I got down to her legs where she put her hand in front of her pussy and said only diamond was allowed to do that and that I would have to pay an extra $50. Now I’m a man of focus and concentration not to mention I give a damn good DATY experience in fact I NEVER start fucking until the girl has cum at least once from foreplay because it makes the main event so much more fun. But to stop me mid performance and ask for more money as I’m about to fucking eat you out and send you to heaven…it’s a real big turn off. She’s the first girl where I’ve had to pay extra for DATY like really!!?? I had to pay YOU extra so you could feel good. That’s like paying Jetstar extra money on top of your ticket so the plane arrives on time, you shouldn’t need to as it should happen anyway. Now I realise I sound like a whiny complaining customer and to be fair M5 and 42’s pricing scheme in premium package doesn’t actually say DATY is included with the price as opposed to diamond which does. And they also say that “Please note that some service providers charge differently.” So I’m not going to blame them, and I’m not going to blame Andy either as at the end of the day she’s the service provider so she can choose what she wants to allow at the given price point. But still come on really??!!
I’ll have you know that I agreed to it and gave her the $50 anyway at the end of the session. (At least she had enough class not to ask me for it then and there) would I say it was worth it? Not in the slightest as I had to do all the work and she was the one enjoying herself. But I’ll admit seeing her clit grow, feeling her pussy get wetter, feeling her thighs clamp down and her hands claw through my hair as she orgasms over and over again was damn satisfying.
Overall enjoyment: B rank.
Would I see her again? The short answer is no. I may seem like a harsh critic but at the end of the day I’m still paying for it right. Andy is good I’m not saying she’s not and again she is entitled to ask for more if what you paid initially doesn’t cover what she offers. But to ask mid-session really killed it for me so it was either I chose pay it and risk being annoyed about it or pay it and enjoy the fruits of my labour but still being annoyed about it later hmmmm. The way I see it if she cums while I DATY I shouldn’t have to pay for it. Apart from that the session was good. However because I’ve seen other girls at M5 before at the same and lower price point and naturally I will compare service level and overall experience she just wasn’t worth the money IMO. I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy my time with her but what I am saying it is I’ve had better in Momo and I’ve had A LOT better with Hana and Yoyo that it just doesn’t live up to the standard that other girls have provided. Again I know that at the end of the day service will vary from girl to girl and who knows maybe on a slow day she’ll let you DATY her on standard price. But from my experience could I recommend her to you other punters? Honestly…unless you are paying the full diamond price up front…the answer is no. I would recommend that you pass and try someone else. From the line-up that day I would have taken Angelina, Vicky, Emily or Miho based just on looks that day but I took a punt and I guess you win some you lose some.
If the AR seems a bit like a rant I apologise a head of time but that’s just how I feel about this girl. I’m welcome for other punters to see her and prove me wrong but again I’m just telling you guys my experience so at the end of the day if you decide to see her at least with this review you know what you are getting which is what AR’s are supposed to do. If she had an AR previously it would have probably influenced my decision to not see her if the experience had been the same as mine but because there wasn’t one I’ve written one for you guys now and I hope it serves you well.
Hope to bring you guys a full Caff3ry AR next time until then take care gentleman.
Caff3ry signing off :miao::smile::love:
P.S. If I knew Christmas was going to be working Thursday I would have just gone on Thursday so I could have said hello would have been nice to catch up.
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