Seeing Limited English Girls

[Kiryu0]

Hi guys,

I'm seeing a girl soon (keeping it a secret for now :miao: ) and was told by the reception that the girl has limited English. Any tips on how best to engage in a punt when communication might be an issue?


Don't get me wrong, I've been in sessions where girls don't know English, but would like to know if there are any tips and tricks I can learn from here?


Thanks.

[Christmas]

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[Miyamoto]

Well there you go, I couldn’t have said it better myself....or not

[Kiryu0]

Woah legit the perfect guide. Like no kidding XD.

Much appreciated. Needed some ideas and that helped.

[BlackToad]

What is her language? If you are seeing her regularly then might be worth while learning some words in her language. Useful stuff like the words for suck, fuck, tits, rim me, etc....

[Miyamoto]

Christmas, let us know how many of these you now receive via Snapchat

[Christmas]

https://i.imgur.com/UpVE6kW.jpg

actually, no one send me a dick pictuer!

[Brothelcreeper]

However bad their English they can always say:

Tip
Condom
You are No1
Fuck

Download a transalation app. That is what I use.

[harrycd]

I prefer girls with some English doesn't have to be much but it's night and day compared to girls with zero.

[woods23]

Oooo f...... that is soooo funny Xmas hehehe.;)
Tips of the yr...i might try the daty one thats good haha .

So creative !!!

[rooter]

If you go to an Asian brothel you have to accept the fact that many of the girls will speak little or no English.
if you want to have in depth meaningful discussions with girls about English literature then join a Book Club - there are actually lots of horny housewives and nerdy young girls there ... you might get lucky.
I think there was a Seinfeld episode where George Costanza joined a book club and i think he picked up a chick.

[harrycd]

actually, no one send me a dick pictuer!

I've never taken or sent one before but sent you one, had to go find a $50 :/

[aussiegaigin]

The girls who speak "a little bit of English" are the most annoying because you have no idea what they are trying to talk about when they try to start a conversation. Anything that sounds like a question, I just say "yes" to and hope for the best.

"Turn over" and "you want suck?" is all they need to know

[Christmas]

I've never taken or sent one before but sent you one, had to go find a $50 :/


Pish....liar.

Can you stop PM'ing your dick pics to me? I've already told you it's over.

Can you forward some dick pics? Kthxbi

[The Speechwriter]

Oh c'mon man, post it up. Let us all see The Beast!

Three of the best five sessions I’ve had this year were with girls who couldn’t speak a word of English. And I don’t speak any Mandarin, Mongolian or Japanese. There’s a clue. My top 5 for 2017 coming soon...

[G$$]

However bad their English they can always say:

Tip
Condom
You are No1
Fuck

Download a transalation app. That is what I use.

is there a particular app you recommend that can do at least mandarin, korean and japanese?

[cuteguy]

is there a particular app you recommend that can do at least mandarin, korean and japanese?

When a girl has limited English, it sure makes it difficult to converse with her and what is on offer from these MLs or WLs. I guess using sign language as demonstrated by Christmas (and may I say she did it well) will hopefully send the message to the girl what you desire from her. In terms of apps, I have Microsoft translator on my mobile which does the job well. You can talk and type and it will translate for you.

[chazza]

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Xmas shows how talented she is in dealing with men who don’t speak well!!!

[michaele]

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Well done Christmas! !!!!

[michaele]

I saw this girl for six months i had a three hour session with her every saturday we
Only spoke two words hello and goodbye.!!!!

[aussiegaigin]

However bad their English they can always say:

Tip
Condom
You are No1
Fuck

Download a transalation app. That is what I use.
some other common early English phrases:
"you are handsome man"
"Oooh, it's big"
"I work here every Xxxxday"

[Brothelcreeper]

We all speak the International language of Luuuvv !!

[BongKong]

I've never taken or sent one before but sent you one, had to go find a $50 :/

Finally remembered to try - I'm a $20.

Afterwards got pulled over at the airport by a sniffer dog and they found traces of cocaine residue on my cock.

[CunningLinguist]

We all speak the International language of Luuuvv !!

You are conversant in "Creeep" as well!

[The Speechwriter]

Let me guess, Ginza girls? lala and angela in your top 5?

Initially I didn't care too much about communication thing. But almost zero english is a bit of a problem and the app thing really annoying. It just takes time for the girl to say things to google translate and sometimes it does not make sense as well.

You got one of them.

[AoZhouLaoWai]

I fixed the limited English problem, by learning Mandarin!
I get a 1 hour Chinese lesson as well as a massage!

Start here:
mi mi = tits
bi bi = pussy
di di = dick
dan dan = balls
ai ai = make love.

Have fun. :miao:

[tom238]

One of my best sessions was with an Asian lady with absolutely no English

However, if the lady is not interested in being there, and speaks no English, that is not a good time for either
Nothing worse than 'you come now'

[nirvana9]

These are what I remember most from a good time

1. Service
2. Service
3. Service
4. Body and health
5. Looks
6. Can communicate (but sometimes convo not as important)

So limited language is usually not a deal breaker for me

[cuteguy]

I saw this girl for six months i had a three hour session with her every saturday we
Only spoke two words hello and goodbye.!!!!

Any sound or noise in between the two words or was it dead silence?

[AHLUNGOR]

I fixed the limited English problem, by learning Mandarin!
I get a 1 hour Chinese lesson as well as a massage!

Start here:
mi mi = tits
bi bi = pussy
di di = dick
dan dan = balls
ai ai = make love.

Have fun. :miao:

澳洲老外！

Meaning the Aussie westerner. Didn't your Chinese gf gave you that name ?

That's a cool user name !

[Brothelcreeper]

Have recently started to use google translate to talk to the Chinese ladies. Love it.

have also learned a few Chinese words to break the ice. Before I used to rely on Christmas's hand movements for blowjob, kiss etc

[BongKong]

Have recently started to use google translate to talk to the Chinese ladies. Love it.

have also learned a few Chinese words to break the ice. Before I used to rely on Christmas's hand movements for blowjob, kiss etc

Is the usual reply:

请离开，因为我们不提供BBFSCIP。你吓倒我们这个令人毛骨悚然的男人

[Brothelcreeper]

Is the usual reply:

请离开，因为我们不提供BBFSCIP。你吓倒我们这个令人毛骨悚然的男人l

Ha ha that is quite funny. My google translation app works both ways.

[rooter]

Captain Kirk had no problems communicating with Alien babes from all corners of the universe.
And he shagged them all with his skivvy on.

[Brothelcreeper]

Captain Kirk had no problems communicating with Alien babes from all corners of the universe.
And he shagged them all with his skivvy on.

That's funny you say that Rooter. When I watch those sci fi movies I am looking at those aliens wondering what it would be like to have alien sex. Out of this world I imagine.

Perhaps there are alien girls out there with 10 breasts, 5 mouths, various pussies etc so that you can dip your Earth cock into a few different places.

[wilisno]

That's funny you say that Rooter. When I watch those sci fi movies I am looking at those aliens wondering what it would be like to have alien sex. Out of this world I imagine.

Perhaps there are alien girls out there with 10 breasts, 5 mouths, various pussies etc so that you can dip your Earth cock into a few different places.
In “ Demolition Man “, Sylvester Stallone had sex with Sandra Bullock with bodily contact ! Using WiFi or Bluetooth ! ;) ;) ;)

[AHLUNGOR]

In “ Demolition Man “, Sylvester Stallone had sex with Sandra Bullock with bodily contact ! Using WiFi or Bluetooth ! ;) ;) ;)

In one of the Star Trek movie Captain Kirk was imprisoned in an outpost with the Doctor. In one scene the Dr kicked the knee cap of one of the Aliens and killed him and told Kirk that's where his genital was !

[Brothelcreeper]

I would like to have sex with a 3 eyed Alien. Just a fetish of mine. She would need a hot body though.

[Raybo]

l

Ha ha that is quite funny. My google translation app works both ways.

Hmmm. Doesn't everyones 'Google Translate' work 'both ways'????

[CunningLinguist]

Hmmm. Doesn't everyones 'Google Translate' work 'both ways'????

Yeah, people are getting used to his silly truisms ...

[floyd]

Yeah, people are getting used to his silly truisms ...

why are truisms silly?

[CunningLinguist]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truism

A truism is a claim that is so obvious or self-evident as to be hardly worth mentioning

[floyd]

sure
but the truth is never "silly"
as not everyone can see the obvious.

[CunningLinguist]

sure
but the truth is never "silly"
as not everyone can see the obvious.

I'm not saying the truth is silly, I'm saying him stating the obvious is, silly.

[gentleguy]

Usually one ones that have been here atleast 2 years can speak pretty good english. All of them seem to do an english course once a week or so. I just use google translate otherwise.

[woods23]

The Last time a Chinese girl used her translater it read she has "soft leg" it should be me not her right hehe lol ;)

[rooter]

The translator is the ultimate passion killer, the ultimate time waster, the ultimate cock softener, the Kryptonite of punting.
When a girl reaches for her translator you have to say NO!
It's much better to have no fucking idea what a girl is saying and for her to have no fucking idea what you is saying.
Misunderstanding, and miscommunication opens the doors and windows and portals to knowledge, wisdom, magic, joy, and bliss.
Enjoy!

[local]

The translator is the ultimate passion killer, the ultimate time waster, the ultimate cock softener, the Kryptonite of punting.
When a girl reaches for her translator you have to say NO!
It's much better to have no fucking idea what a girl is saying and for her to have no fucking idea what you is saying.
Misunderstanding, and miscommunication opens the doors and windows and portals to knowledge, wisdom, magic, joy, and bliss.
Enjoy!

Really agree with this.

So often just the misunderstanding of a few words leads to such a fantastic session.

[MansNotHot]

its only take one wrong google mis-translation to kill the vibe lol

[justinfox]

one go my asian mate told me to ask if they do "jiggi jiggi" to confirm if its a legitimate massage place or not ....

I'm scared to try it coz hr might be pulling my leg

[aussiegaigin]

The translator is the ultimate passion killer, the ultimate time waster, the ultimate cock softener, the Kryptonite of punting.
When a girl reaches for her translator you have to say NO!
It's much better to have no fucking idea what a girl is saying and for her to have no fucking idea what you is saying.
Misunderstanding, and miscommunication opens the doors and windows and portals to knowledge, wisdom, magic, joy, and bliss.
Enjoy!
You might have no idea what she is saying, but the translator usually makes it worse.