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Crusader
27-01-2018, 12:01 AM
Apologies for the length of this post, I desperately need to vent.

It's been a long time between drinks for me. My last massage was with the super-sexy kitty down at golden rose probably more than 6 months ago. I wish I left it at that and stopped on a high instead of going for another massage. I had an absolutely horrid experience a couple of days ago and wouldn't wish it on anybody. In saying that and with the benefit of retrospect, I probably should have been a little more on my game.

Finishing up my graveyard shift on Wednesday, I decided I would head down the road and get a good strong massage from a local Thai joint, that I hadn't been to before. I have never seen any mentions of this place here or elsewhere and judging by the looks of the place, there was nothing to suggest that it wasn't legit. They even had a sign on the reception desk stating "no sexual services of any kind", which was completely fine as I wasn't in the mood for that type of massage.
The girls were dressed in black uniforms and the décor of the room further suggested that it was completely legit. Not to mention that the price of the massage was $80 for the hour. To sum it up at this point, I was left without a shred of doubt that this place was legit.

Was led into the room and asked to take off my clothes (except underwear) and lay down. The girl leaves to go sort out whatever she needed to sort out before she started. Right now, I have my face buried in the hole and was damn near falling asleep. The massage starts and the quality was really good. Good pressure and she quickly zeroed in on some really sore parts of my body. It was exactly what I needed. Then there is a knock on the door. The girl apologises and quickly runs out, returning shortly after. She started apologising repeatedly after telling me that she had to leave because another customer had booked her. I immediately think to myself, "who the fuck books out a particular masseuse at a legit joint". I told her it wasn't a problem and she didn't need to apologise. As she was leaving, she said the manager was getting another girl to come in and take over and wont be long.

A good 10 minutes had passed and I was starting to get really fucked off. Just as I am about to get up off the table, there was a quiet knock at the door and the new masseuse enters. She apologises softly and the only thing I could say was "no problem, please be as hard as you can", to which she nods. She was smaller in frame than the first girl so I wasn't confident that this was going to end well. So she now starts from where the first one finished. Nowhere near as good, but somewhat acceptable. Finishes up on my top half, then starts the bottom half. When my thighs started to get massaged, there were couple of what seemed to be intentional grazes of my nuts through my underwear. Didn't think too much of it at this point. Eventually I was asked to turn over. When the massage got to the top of my thighs, the grazes were way more intentional, and almost sensual. One of these actually caused me to open my eyes.

I wish I FUCKING didn't, but at the same time I am glad that I did then and not any later.

She was standing to my left, facing roughly 2 o'clock. Her right knee was raised and resting on the table. Something didn't seem right here, how is that even comfortable? Before I could finish that thought, the most nightmarish of situations had unfolded. She had a fucking erection trying to push her tight black pants and her hand was right up in my inner thigh. My heart started racing uncontrollably. What do I do, what do I do ... I didn't want to be a complete dick and freak out but I knew the question of "extras" was bound to be asked. And it did almost straight away.. What the actual fuck .. Now, my emotions are a mixture of absolute rage and horror. I controlled the freaking out as much as possible and with her \ his feelings at risk, I said "no, could you please concentrate on my calves instead?". Now it got really awkward and I couldn't deal with it anymore. Got up, thanked him \ her for the massage and got changed, with haste and pretty much stormed out of the place.

Walking home, these thoughts of being ripped off, somewhat violated, as well as the reality of what just happened became all too much. I called up a punting mate of mine who has frequented the area for a long time to see if he knew if this place was of the RNT variety. He said yes - but he hasn't been. This got me even more pissed off. I immediately got on the phone and asked to speak to the manager and absolutely erupted. I laid waste for a good 5 minutes and all she could say to me was, "mistake .. mistake". What RNT place in their right mind would think that a straight, red-blooded male would be ok for a mid-massage switch with a fucking ladyboy?! An RNT shop with this sort of behaviour is still in business for so long? The manager could have shown a bit of courtesy and come in the room to ask me beforehand which would allow me to leave, rather than assuming that I will just be happy for another dude to whack me off. I started asking myself whether I should've noticed. Her face looked very feminine, her frame was small and the body looked all female. Things started to come back to me, she would only whisper rather than talk ... she never really faced me front on ... her tits were stupidly big ... ohh man, what the actual fuck ...

Without a doubt, this is the worst experience that I have ever had. I don't even want to walk down the street again! As you can imagine, I need to get rid of these thoughts with a super massage. If there are any MLs here looking to be an ML in shining nudity and help get me out of this rut, ill make it very much worth your while.

Sidenote ... It's in Chatswood. PM for further details if this is your thing.

CunningLinguist
27-01-2018, 01:20 AM
That sucks, they shouldn't be switching girls mid session, and they shouldn't be letting horny ladyboys near your junk.
I remember Ahlungor was asking what people would think if one of his shops hired ladyboys a while back.
What shop is it ?

aussiegaigin
27-01-2018, 05:28 AM
How do you know that the first "girl" wasn't a ladyboy too??

I encountered a Thai LB in a Chinese RnT last year, but I got over it; just haven't been back to the shop since. Shame because some of the real girls there were good, even got free FS out of a couple.

CunningLinguist
27-01-2018, 09:49 AM
How do you know that the first "girl" wasn't a ladyboy too??

I encountered a Thai LB in a Chinese RnT last year, but I got over it; just haven't been back to the shop since. Shame because some of the real girls there were good, even got free FS out of a couple.

How do you know they were not a couple of post op ladyboys :)

BigDickAsian
27-01-2018, 10:18 AM
How do you know they were not a couple of post op ladyboys :)

I was thinking the same question! In fact how do we know some of our fav WL/ML aren’t post op?

Lenka_X5
27-01-2018, 11:28 AM
- They can't double book first girl

- They can't switch girls once you are in the room and session has started.

- On top of that, they give you a ladyboy.

You don't have to put up with this bullshit. Just name the shop.

Looks like they push customer to anything they have. Shame on shop owner and staff. Shame on you guys.

magicman
27-01-2018, 01:29 PM
i think youre gay now bro

hornedone
27-01-2018, 01:59 PM
Name and shame before the horny ladyboy tries to violate some other innocent punter

marmont
27-01-2018, 03:38 PM
Thanks for posting your experience, and thanks to guys for posting what should be expected from these places
including you shouldnt be swapped out of one lady for another mid way through

I went to a legit massage place the other day, and was asked to take all my gear off, including underwear
worth every cent, as the lady knew how to give a proper Thai massage
oil massage was no extra cost

proper massage when you get it makes you realise what a sham a lot of the 'massages' are in Sydney

sungod
27-01-2018, 07:25 PM
Had a similar event in Chatswood..lets name this shop..where was your bro?

OmniMime
27-01-2018, 07:35 PM
........ good thing I don't venture into Chatswood scenes.

Crusader
28-01-2018, 01:01 AM
Had a similar event in Chatswood..lets name this shop..where was your bro?


Name and shame before the horny ladyboy tries to violate some other innocent punter


... Looks like they push customer to anything they have. Shame on shop owner and staff. Shame on you guys.


... What shop is it ?

I have had a number of private messages and only just seen the replies here.
The shop is called Mali Mali on Help St.
It's up some stairs, in between a couple of cafes.

Crusader
28-01-2018, 01:03 AM
i think youre gay now bro

Nah bro, but a truth or dare game with friends would really suck

xboyx
28-01-2018, 01:20 AM
that's one of reasons why I usually don't prefer Thai girls. Yes they are pretty but you never know when you're going to end up with ladyboy. It's a hell hole to be touched or fucked a ladyboy, at least for straight straight men like I am.

Crusader
28-01-2018, 01:31 AM
- They can't double book first girl

- They can't switch girls once you are in the room and session has started.

- On top of that, they give you a ladyboy.

You don't have to put up with this bullshit. Just name the shop.

Looks like they push customer to anything they have. Shame on shop owner and staff. Shame on you guys.

The didn't double book as I was just a walk in.
Should they have let her start the massage knowing someone has her booked? The selfish side of me says no, but the logical patr of me is thinking, to be fair, there is a chance (albeit small) that person might not turn up.

I didn't have a huge problem with the need to switch, as someone else had booked her. I just wanted a good massage.
I had a huge problem with what they switched out to and how the massage unfolded, without the decency to say something like "all we have his a chick with a dick who is probably going to offer you extras, you want stay or come back later?"

Now actually doing a little research on the place, I found out that its $65 an hour. So it seems I got slugged for a $15 naivety tax or they assumed a fancier massage than just the normal Thai one. Absolute cluster fuck.

Crusader
28-01-2018, 01:33 AM
that's one of reasons why I usually don't prefer Thai girls. Yes they are pretty but you never know when you're going to end up with ladyboy. It's a hell hole to be touched or fucked a ladyboy, at least for straight straight men like I am.

When you put it like that, I am now counting my blessings that it was a just a couple of indirect touches.
Definitely going to step away from the Thai scene for a while now.

Crusader
28-01-2018, 01:37 AM
How do you know that the first "girl" wasn't a ladyboy too??

I encountered a Thai LB in a Chinese RnT last year, but I got over it; just haven't been back to the shop since. Shame because some of the real girls there were good, even got free FS out of a couple.

Good question ... I don't know.
Like the second girl, nothing obvious sort of sticking out ... until about 40 minutes later ...

CunningLinguist
28-01-2018, 11:06 AM
When you put it like that, I am now counting my blessings that it was a just a couple of indirect touches.
Definitely going to step away from the Thai scene for a while now.

Give them one last try, there is a great place upstairs from VIP69 in the city ... :)

Peter69
28-01-2018, 01:48 PM
Thai chicks are my favourite but Fuck that!! That’s uncomfortable!!! Haven’t tried VIP69, is it good?????

quackm2002
28-01-2018, 01:58 PM
That is truly a nightmare scenario

gentleguy
29-01-2018, 04:05 PM
Well atleast you got a funny story to tell your friends.

harrycd
29-01-2018, 04:46 PM
i think youre gay now bro

hahahahaha


Great thread op.

My flatmate who doesn't punt visits these massage places in Chatty all the time (for legit massages) I'm going to have to point him to this shop rofl...

I've never tried any massage place in chatty or any ML before and you've scared me off.

Actually I've had 2 punts where I got ladyboy vibes, one was with a girl who had short hair (my thing) but was so skinny that from behind I started to imagine that this would be what fucking an asian dude would be like.
The other was positively reviewed on here but for some reason the lighting and her skinny frame started giving me ladyboy vibes and killed the session midway through. :/


I have had a number of private messages and only just seen the replies here.
The shop is called Mali Mali on Help St.
It's up some stairs, in between a couple of cafes.

haha its near chimichurri, that place is great.

CunningLinguist
29-01-2018, 11:09 PM
If a Thai girl speaks softly all the time chances are she is a ladyboy :)

http://davidbonnie.com/2014/08/11/why-are-there-so-many-ladyboys-in-thailand/

FoxIsMe
08-08-2018, 11:11 PM
considering the other day one guy in this forum introuced mali mali to me.....

bronte
09-08-2018, 12:39 AM
Where is the resident expert on post-op when you need him..

Alex T Bear
09-08-2018, 07:23 AM
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?80532-any-recommendations-for-thai-massage-shops

Yes, I did, in response to your post looking for Thai massage shops.
Whilst l know a few of the ML,s (accent on the L being lady not ladyboy) i cannot vouch for the sexual orientation of every masseuse who works in the shop

Weapon
09-08-2018, 07:51 AM
My friend booked a ML on cracker when it was still up and running. He turned up to find out it was a tranny but still stayed for the massage, no happy ending. I laughed at him but he said the massage was ok.

FoxIsMe
09-08-2018, 12:16 PM
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?80532-any-recommendations-for-thai-massage-shops

Yes, I did, in response to your post looking for Thai massage shops.
Whilst l know a few of the ML,s (accent on the L being lady not ladyboy) i cannot vouch for the sexual orientation of every masseuse who works in the shop
Haha, no hard feelings mate, just kidding

CunningLinguist
11-08-2018, 02:53 PM
anyone wanna try adventurous session with ladyboy? They’re lovely, at least the one I know.

Ask BrothelCreeper he likes to eat cum ;)

The Immortal
11-08-2018, 03:00 PM
Puts a real emphasis on “buyer beware” right?

Hu6e
11-08-2018, 03:19 PM
Pffft, buncha weak bitches.
I'd totally get a massage and bbbj from a ladyboy. As long as there is no stubble/beard/moustache.
Ignorance is bliss.

dingoman
11-08-2018, 11:06 PM
If it was a legit massage I couldn't care less but they should tell you if it's a ladyboy if you venture into part 2 of the massage.

mikael66
12-08-2018, 05:14 PM
This is definitely one shop to avoid in Chatswood. Thanks for the warning.

JT0417
05-09-2018, 07:08 AM
Haha, funny as fuck

Clozapine
10-09-2018, 12:39 AM
My heart goes out to the Ladyboy , but also to somebody so
wrapped up in darkness that they may never break free.
I feel the pain of the parents who child has lost their
identity forever and also lost their child to awful glorification
for somebody gratification.
Most Ladyboys have normal neoplasms in heart , liver and kidneys.
But there new surgical parts are not oncological aberrations but
almost like new functional organs.

Crusader
21-09-2018, 12:39 AM
My heart goes out to the Ladyboy , but also to somebody so
wrapped up in darkness that they may never break free.
I feel the pain of the parents who child has lost their
identity forever and also lost their child to awful glorification
for somebody gratification.
Most Ladyboys have normal neoplasms in heart , liver and kidneys.
But there new surgical parts are not oncological aberrations but
almost like new functional organs.

dafuq is wrong with this cunt?

The Speechwriter
21-09-2018, 09:08 AM
dafuq is wrong with this cunt?

Clozapine is like Absinthe — an acquired taste and somewhat hallucinogenic. I’m a fan of both.