Funny WL/ML names

[Raybo]

Come across a couple of funny names from an agency on Wechat recently. The two names were Grillbert and Fabulous. Always thought Money at 533 was pretty funny too.

What are the names of some WL/ML you have seen in the past that made you giggle like a schoolgirl?

[kingwally]

And most Chinese shops have a yoyo and Sasa

[Laughandsmile]

At least three places in Kogarah have a Rose. The third time I did a mental eye roll and thought "Ah, one of you again!"

[Brothelcreeper]

I wonder what the most commonly used WL name is ?

Mimi ?
YoYo ?
Sugar ?
Sara ?

Lots of fruit names used as well

Apple
Strawberry at Ginza
Orange at 5 and 42 ?
Lemon at Ginza
Cherry
Peach

If you ran a male brothel you could have "banana" :shout:

[solopuntsydney]

Wonder a reason for this is it is much easier for non-English-speaking girls to pronounce these names...

[Brothelcreeper]

Wonder whether part of the reason is because it is much easier for non-English-speaking girls to pronounce their names...

I like it when they are newbies and they come up to you and say "Hi, my name is" and then there is silence and a blank expression on their face as they try to remember how to say it

[ellison]

Was a name on a thread here a few days ago

Snooky

[AHLUNGOR]

Back in 252 Stanmore there was a very busty Hong Kong girl called Dolphin 🐬!

She was wearing a necklace with a silver Dolphin charms too. Never come across the same name before and after !

Come to think of it, there was just the one and only Milo from 5 Star too.

And Misty from Misty’s and ex At Michelle’s.

[ML_Lover]

New ML Rabbit at Summerville this week. I hope to see her next week and find out if she does...

[PBoy]

Saw her in the line up today ML_Lover. Pretty face, friendly smile, not the skinny type. Fuller woman.

[Raybo]

Same agency new WL called RedWine.

[MoneyDLuffy]

I think there's a girl called "seven" ... I don't know who's playing a prank on her because if you pronounced that in Cantonese, it means penis. Or maybe she has a sense of humour.

[Momoe]

A Chinese agency with a tendency to give brand names to the girls eg Nike, LV, Aquila, Balenciaga, Chanel, MiuMiu etc

[AHLUNGOR]

A Chinese agency with a tendency to give brand names to the girls eg Nike, LV, Aquila, Balenciaga, Chanel, MiuMiu etc

Speaking of which , your own user name is a very popular one too, probably the best of all times : Yamaguchi Momoe ! 山口百惠⋯⋯

[RNT4LIFE]

I think there's a girl called "seven" ... I don't know who's playing a prank on her because if you pronounced that in Cantonese, it means penis. Or maybe she has a sense of humour.

Maybe she's a fan of Seinfeld? 'seven' were Georges fav baby name.

[Brothelcreeper]

Today I fucked Sunday ........but on a Friday

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?74202-Sunday-cute-little-hottie-105-Pymble

[Brothelcreeper]

Recently I fucked Wawa and Weijiale

Strange names

[trevor]

Interesting to know
1)10 most common womans names in China
2)10 most common womans names in Japan

Im guessing the woman gets no say in what her work name is?

[cuteguy]

I still remember how the Myoutcall agency use to come with these funny and unusual names for their girls that at times, the girls tended to forget their working names and instead ended up revealing their real names.

[BlackToad]

Same agency new WL called RedWine.

Or you can try Whiskey at Roseville Rose.

There used to be an Orange at Ginza too - nice girl, looked good in a bikini.

[gentleguy]

Do girls get a choice of names they can use for a shop? I know some girls have different name for different shop.

[Raybo]

I have heard of instances where they changed the girls name because she couldn't pronounce the first name she was given! 🤣🤣🤣

[toilet33]

I remember visiting a Cola.

[hereandthere]

Once had a session with a ML named Mooni.

Now to those punters with a particular Mediterranean background that name may seem as a little ironic. Yes it was well manicured and plenty was on offer.....happy days!

[cuteguy]

Just side tracking from funny names for WLs to a link for 20 most unfortunate female names. Imagine being stuck with those names.....:cry:

https://worldwideinterweb.com/the-20-most-unfortunate-female-names-ever/

[goldmann]

My last session was with Yumi, such a cool name

[Brothelcreeper]

8 Burwood has a girl on today called Violent

Could be a very PSE punt. Tread carefully. She is described as slim though so hopefully she can't do too much damage

http://a68.tinypic.com/11c830j.jpg

[Brothelcreeper]

244 has called its last 4 girls

Bunny
Chocolate
Pillow
Perfume

[AHLUNGOR]

8 Burwood has a girl on today called Violent

Could be a very PSE punt. Tread carefully. She is described as slim though so hopefully she can't do too much damage



Could be just a typo ? Violet ?

[CunningLinguist]

Could be just a typo ? Violet ?

You think so ...

[Raybo]

A bit of a pet project of mine at the moment, Fancy at 142. Also known as Flower in other shops (203 Five Dock, 112 Pendle Hill, 350 Chatswood, 22 Brodie etc etc)

[Blue007]

yaya, sunny, honey lol

[Blue007]

i dont know where they get these names from

[Downtowndog]

Met a girl named fanny once. Kinda like a guy named doodle

[GoldfishMan]

my mate used work at a strip joint and gave the girls old fashion names like for laughs, esmeralda, daisy, doris ... punters would call and be wtf they sounds like my grandmas friends 🤣
Imagine trying to say “Oh my God Esmeralda, you’re so hot!” and make that sound sexy! lol!

[quackm2002]

Milkshake was hard to beat

[Sibon]

Do girls get a choice of names they can use for a shop? I know some girls have different name for different shop.

Sometimes a girl changes her name because there is already another girl by the same name in the shop.

When I first went to 200 Stanmore I had to tell the manager I wanted to see KiKi, Coco, Yaya etc.

[The Sampler]

Had an ML who I thought said Piggy, but she actually mean Biggie.

I promptly told her my name was Hugo after 😆

[dannyGG]

Could be just a typo ? Violet ?

Had the same thought when read it

[aussiegaigin]

Do girls get a choice of names they can use for a shop? I know some girls have different name for different shop.

One ML I know was given a new shop name when a new owner took over. Not a problem with duplication or anything, just the owner's whim.

[priapus1966]

A mate of mine in London used to see an ML called George. Initially it was a mistake - should have been Georgia, but curiosity about George elicited a lot of inquiries from new clients. A new owner tried to change it but George refused point blank, "George was her brand, and as a number of clients pointed out - no one ever queried it if they said, "I'm just off to see George." So George she remained.

[Raybo]

Milkshake was hard to beat

Haha yeah! They made me believe I was her 1st customer!

[krnboy]

Many years ago in marrickville above liqourland, there was a WL named Tupac who was covered in tatts

[Fred Flintstone]

There’s a Dior, Chanel and Cartier. Just waiting for Louis Vuitton

[carmen farquis]

Milkshake was hard to beat

like the Kellis song
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[Aloscha]

Annagina?
https://scarletblue.com.au/escort/annagina?city=Sydney

I hope she has one...

[Rogeryou]

Ok not a girl but on the subject of funny names I came across a bloke who’s name was now this is legit I saw his passport

[Kevsbrah]

There was a ml at Juliet's many years ago called shampoo

[GoldfishMan]

None of the common WL names are funny on their own but if you put them together it looks like baby talk. Kiki lala coco lulu yaya Gigi cici mimi didi Nana. I’m just waiting for Mama and Papa to come up!

[priapus1966]

I came across a bloke who’s name was Suk Mai Kok.

Now that's an assertion less kindly folk might choose to mis-interpret!:smile:

[Rogeryou]

None of the common WL names are funny on their own but if you put them together it looks like baby talk. Kiki lala coco lulu yaya Gigi cici mimi didi Nana. I’m just waiting for Mama and Papa to come up!

I worked with an Asian girl called 😋