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Steven Seagal
05-05-2012, 08:55 PM
Hiya All,

This is a review of Lisa revisited.

You know, in life we all have selective memories. Time usually leads us to filter out those things that we don’t want to be remembered. Frequently we consign those hot feelings of our first love to the oblivion of a clouded yesterday and our Dad’s screaming shit fits to the closed vault of the past.

This was all too evident to me on my last trip back to San Francisco after having been away for a long time. I caught up with an old friend Ernesto ‘Bazooka’ Limon and we went to watch the San Francisco Giants baseball team take on the Los Angeles Dodgers at Candlestick Park. In my mind’s eye I remembered those wonderful games I attended with my Dad and the great taste of those baseball hot dogs we used to eat. I had to have one and prepared myself for a culinary feast. With ‘the dog’ firmly in my grasp I took a bite and the following conversation ensued:

Steven: This tastes terrible!
Bazooka: (Taking a bit bite out of his dog.) They taste great!
Steven: I should have known.
Bazooka: Known what?
Steven; That with the frankfurt’s made out of arseholes and lips what can you expect?
Bazooka:What!?
Steven: Didn’t you know they are made from arseholes and lips of unspeakable animals?
Bazooka; You’re kidding.
Steven; Nope and 7% of it comes from miscellaneous insect parts.

And folks that’s God’s truth. A recent study analyzing the all American frankfurt found 7% was composed of insect remnants. Let me put it another way, eat one of those dogs and you’re either chewing on gnat’s arses or dismembered cockroach carcasses. This is not a pretty picture even when this monstrosity is dowsed with catsup, mustard and uncooked onions. I would write more but I will leave this to my discussion on www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com. I’ll just say God bless American and God bless the frankfurt industry!

There you have it. What appeared to be a warm fuzzy memory of days gone by turned into a gastronomic nightmare of epic proportions.

Now we come to Lisa.

Lisa joined the Billy bandwagon of milfs shortly after he got kicked to the curb by Burwood Council. They kept fining Billy for everything under the sun and finally fined him for just being Billy. Eventually, realizing Burwood Council had the permanent shits with him, he loaded all his broken down massage tables and worn out milfs into trucks and carted them to Marrickville where the grass was greener and where he got a brothel license.

Lisa joined the circus at about this time. It was then that I first saw her and instantly liked her. Yes, I liked her. Her service was great and she had an admirable attitude to go with it.

I saw her several times. Then, a bit over a year ago, a dark cloud appeared on Billy’s horizon and he left under it. There were rumours about what happened, but the joint was shut for several months and when it re-opened Jenny was the boss and Billy was in the background. (Note: While Billy sits behind the desk, Jenny watches every damn move he makes. I figure she calling the shots and is making sure ‘The Billster’ doesn’t dip his wick into the business funds to support his subsidising of Star Casino.)

In the meantime, when the joint closed down, Lisa fell off the radar and it was only after a couple of months later I heard she was at a place in Ashfield. When I saw her there she was so happy to see me there were literally tears in her eyes.

I got hung up on 12 Bellevue for awhile and it as only recently I have returned to Marrickville and only last week I saw Lisa for the first time in over a year.

Lisa is mid to late 30’s natural D cup, trimmed pussy, lovely face and friendly disposition. She is tall and solid for an Asian woman but by no means fat. She had gained a bit of weight and noticed I had lost some. Her English is adequate for the task.

Folks, if Lisa is treated well she provides a truly great service. The more you see her the better the service becomes. Pretty much everything is on the table except anal. 9Some have claimed she offers it but I am in doubt.

It was like a family reunion where we were two long lost souls who met. The time was as good, if not better than any other time I had spent with her. She has the Steven Seagal seal of approval.

What more can I say?

Unlike American frankfurts she is genuine and a pleasure to spend time with.

Excuse me while I venture over to www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com. where I rip shit out of the ignoble American hot dog.

Steven

aussiegaigin
05-05-2012, 09:26 PM
I had a couple of sessions with Lisa last year, and agree she is one of the better girls there. Loves to give BBBJ without asking. Believe she went back to China for a while late last year, so if she is back I've missed her (haven't had a conversation with Billy for a while anyway).

Steven Seagal
06-05-2012, 12:37 PM
Lisa is definitely back and works everyday except Tuesday.

Steven

cygnus_hyoga0123
06-05-2012, 02:39 PM
I happen to be in the area so go and venture down. The price is good but place is really run down. Mamasan smokes like a chemmy. Saw Lisa man she must be in her 40s. No wonder her services is good other wise she may as well quit. And she must have many customer into her special extra as she was book out for two hours. Saw a few girls kaka and Amy short and cute type and Amys boobs is quite nice a light tan MILF call Helen and a hong kong girl slim and pretty call cherry. Not bad quality for its price.

aussiegaigin
06-05-2012, 02:54 PM
If you think the place is run down now, you should have been there 18 months ago!! Must have been a cheap reno job, has gone down hill quick.

Every time I go in there, only MILFs available to choose from, but when I come out of the session, I see pretty young things running around. Billy must hide them in another room when he sees me coming up the stairs.

lonely heart
06-05-2012, 04:49 PM
I happen to be in the area so go and venture down. The price is good but place is really run down. Mamasan smokes like a chemmy. Saw Lisa man she must be in her 40s. No wonder her services is good other wise she may as well quit. And she must have many customer into her special extra as she was book out for two hours. Saw a few girls kaka and Amy short and cute type and Amys boobs is quite nice a light tan MILF call Helen and a hong kong girl slim and pretty call cherry. Not bad quality for its price.

You and me have a very similar standard on girls haha. For me I prefer yoki Amy's friend but sham she is gone. Very good services.

mrcookiemann
06-05-2012, 05:01 PM
Hiya All,

This is a review of Lisa revisited.

You know, in life we all have selective memories. Time usually leads us to filter out those things that we don’t want to be remembered. Frequently we consign those hot feelings of our first love to the oblivion of a clouded yesterday and our Dad’s screaming shit fits to the closed vault of the past.

This was all too evident to me on my last trip back to San Francisco after having been away for a long time. I caught up with an old friend Ernesto ‘Bazooka’ Limon and we went to watch the San Francisco Giants baseball team take on the Los Angeles Dodgers at Candlestick Park. In my mind’s eye I remembered those wonderful games I attended with my Dad and the great taste of those baseball hot dogs we used to eat. I had to have one and prepared myself for a culinary feast. With ‘the dog’ firmly in my grasp I took a bite and the following conversation ensued:

Steven: This tastes terrible!
Bazooka: (Taking a bit bite out of his dog.) They taste great!
Steven: I should have known.
Bazooka: Known what?
Steven; That with the frankfurt’s made out of arseholes and lips what can you expect?
Bazooka:What!?
Steven: Didn’t you know they are made from arseholes and lips of unspeakable animals?
Bazooka; You’re kidding.
Steven; Nope and 7% of it comes from miscellaneous insect parts.

And folks that’s God’s truth. A recent study analyzing the all American frankfurt found 7% was composed of insect remnants. Let me put it another way, eat one of those dogs and you’re either chewing on gnat’s arses or dismembered cockroach carcasses. This is not a pretty picture even when this monstrosity is dowsed with catsup, mustard and uncooked onions. I would write more but I will leave this to my discussion on www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com (http://www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com). I’ll just say God bless American and God bless the frankfurt industry!

There you have it. What appeared to be a warm fuzzy memory of days gone by turned into a gastronomic nightmare of epic proportions.

Now we come to Lisa.

Lisa joined the Billy bandwagon of milfs shortly after he got kicked to the curb by Burwood Council. They kept fining Billy for everything under the sun and finally fined him for just being Billy. Eventually, realizing Burwood Council had the permanent shits with him, he loaded all his broken down massage tables and worn out milfs into trucks and carted them to Marrickville where the grass was greener and where he got a brothel license.

Lisa joined the circus at about this time. It was then that I first saw her and instantly liked her. Yes, I liked her. Her service was great and she had an admirable attitude to go with it.

I saw her several times. Then, a bit over a year ago, a dark cloud appeared on Billy’s horizon and he left under it. There were rumours about what happened, but the joint was shut for several months and when it re-opened Jenny was the boss and Billy was in the background. (Note: While Billy sits behind the desk, Jenny watches every damn move he makes. I figure she calling the shots and is making sure ‘The Billster’ doesn’t dip his wick into the business funds to support his subsidising of Star Casino.)

In the meantime, when the joint closed down, Lisa fell off the radar and it was only after a couple of months later I heard she was at a place in Ashfield. When I saw her there she was so happy to see me there were literally tears in her eyes.

I got hung up on 12 Bellevue for awhile and it as only recently I have returned to Marrickville and only last week I saw Lisa for the first time in over a year.

Lisa is mid to late 30’s natural D cup, trimmed pussy, lovely face and friendly disposition. She is tall and solid for an Asian woman but by no means fat. She had gained a bit of weight and noticed I had lost some. Her English is adequate for the task.

Folks, if Lisa is treated well she provides a truly great service. The more you see her the better the service becomes. Pretty much everything is on the table except anal. 9Some have claimed she offers it but I am in doubt.

It was like a family reunion where we were two long lost souls who met. The time was as good, if not better than any other time I had spent with her. She has the Steven Seagal seal of approval.

What more can I say?

Unlike American frankfurts she is genuine and a pleasure to spend time with.

Excuse me while I venture over to www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com (http://www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com). where I rip shit out of the ignoble American hot dog.

Steven

You are a fucking classic, you should write short stories for a living...

Steven Seagal
06-05-2012, 08:04 PM
Thanks mrcookieman.

I love me very much.

Regarding Billy’s:

• You cannot expect Stiletto’s or Liaisons décor for the price of $100/60. That’s like expecting an ambiance like Eliza’s of Double Bay when you walk into the local Maccas.
• Lisa pulls out all stops to make the punter happy and I have not ever read a crook review of her.

As a man who eats American baseball frankfurters full of miscellaneous insect parts I am hardly fussy about my women.

Steven


Steven

dickyman
07-05-2012, 11:58 PM
Any one tried cherry, just wondering what services she is offered.

mrcookiemann
08-05-2012, 12:24 AM
Any one tried cherry, just wondering what services she is offered.

Never been to 143 but it's on the cards. Driven past a couple of times and thought of going in, but it sounds a bit hit n miss so I will bide my time, keep reading the reviews.
Love her name -Cherry

mrcookiemann
16-05-2012, 02:02 AM
Hiya All,

This is a review of Lisa revisited.

You know, in life we all have selective memories. Time usually leads us to filter out those things that we don’t want to be remembered. Frequently we consign those hot feelings of our first love to the oblivion of a clouded yesterday and our Dad’s screaming shit fits to the closed vault of the past.

This was all too evident to me on my last trip back to San Francisco after having been away for a long time. I caught up with an old friend Ernesto ‘Bazooka’ Limon and we went to watch the San Francisco Giants baseball team take on the Los Angeles Dodgers at Candlestick Park. In my mind’s eye I remembered those wonderful games I attended with my Dad and the great taste of those baseball hot dogs we used to eat. I had to have one and prepared myself for a culinary feast. With ‘the dog’ firmly in my grasp I took a bite and the following conversation ensued:

Steven: This tastes terrible!
Bazooka: (Taking a bit bite out of his dog.) They taste great!
Steven: I should have known.
Bazooka: Known what?
Steven; That with the frankfurt’s made out of arseholes and lips what can you expect?
Bazooka:What!?
Steven: Didn’t you know they are made from arseholes and lips of unspeakable animals?
Bazooka; You’re kidding.
Steven; Nope and 7% of it comes from miscellaneous insect parts.

And folks that’s God’s truth. A recent study analyzing the all American frankfurt found 7% was composed of insect remnants. Let me put it another way, eat one of those dogs and you’re either chewing on gnat’s arses or dismembered cockroach carcasses. This is not a pretty picture even when this monstrosity is dowsed with catsup, mustard and uncooked onions. I would write more but I will leave this to my discussion on www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com (http://www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com). I’ll just say God bless American and God bless the frankfurt industry!

There you have it. What appeared to be a warm fuzzy memory of days gone by turned into a gastronomic nightmare of epic proportions.

Now we come to Lisa.

Lisa joined the Billy bandwagon of milfs shortly after he got kicked to the curb by Burwood Council. They kept fining Billy for everything under the sun and finally fined him for just being Billy. Eventually, realizing Burwood Council had the permanent shits with him, he loaded all his broken down massage tables and worn out milfs into trucks and carted them to Marrickville where the grass was greener and where he got a brothel license.

Lisa joined the circus at about this time. It was then that I first saw her and instantly liked her. Yes, I liked her. Her service was great and she had an admirable attitude to go with it.

I saw her several times. Then, a bit over a year ago, a dark cloud appeared on Billy’s horizon and he left under it. There were rumours about what happened, but the joint was shut for several months and when it re-opened Jenny was the boss and Billy was in the background. (Note: While Billy sits behind the desk, Jenny watches every damn move he makes. I figure she calling the shots and is making sure ‘The Billster’ doesn’t dip his wick into the business funds to support his subsidising of Star Casino.)

In the meantime, when the joint closed down, Lisa fell off the radar and it was only after a couple of months later I heard she was at a place in Ashfield. When I saw her there she was so happy to see me there were literally tears in her eyes.

I got hung up on 12 Bellevue for awhile and it as only recently I have returned to Marrickville and only last week I saw Lisa for the first time in over a year.

Lisa is mid to late 30’s natural D cup, trimmed pussy, lovely face and friendly disposition. She is tall and solid for an Asian woman but by no means fat. She had gained a bit of weight and noticed I had lost some. Her English is adequate for the task.

Folks, if Lisa is treated well she provides a truly great service. The more you see her the better the service becomes. Pretty much everything is on the table except anal. 9Some have claimed she offers it but I am in doubt.

It was like a family reunion where we were two long lost souls who met. The time was as good, if not better than any other time I had spent with her. She has the Steven Seagal seal of approval.

What more can I say?

Unlike American frankfurts she is genuine and a pleasure to spend time with.

Excuse me while I venture over to www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com (http://www.miscellaneousinsectparts.com). where I rip shit out of the ignoble American hot dog.

Steven

Thanks for your review of Lisa. I saw her last week and whilst she is not really my type (age and body size) I left feeling very satisfied.
I went there on Friday night with my mate since he has been a few times before and we both had a good time.
The thing was he told me to pay $30 for 30mins and then negotiate the rest with the ML but as soon as Lisa met me she said asked me to pay $70! I thought ok, this is not what I expected but it is my first time here so i will just go with it.
The session started with about 15 mins of BBBJ which she was definitely no stranger to. She knew how to throw her head around and get that twisting motion going with her lips whilst kneeling between my knees. She pumped her mouth up and down like there was no tomorrow, and changing the speed and pressure randomly. At the same time she would hold my rock hard cock in her mouth and look at me with her horny eyes whilst her fingers were working my balls into a frenzy of hot erupting man lava. I was totally not prepared for this level of service and enjoyment so I had to ask her to stop as I didnt want to cum too quickly, which was a challenge given her oral talents. Lisa tried a few times to deep throat but kept on gagging LOL but I loved the gagging noises too so it just made me all the more horny. She got me very worked up and I told her I wanted to finish her off doggy style. I enjoyed grabbing her boobs from behind and going nuts on her banging her until I shot every drop and emptied my balls.
She was about 40 something and about a size 9 but I reckon about 15 or 20 years ago she would have been a stunner. What she lacked in youth she certainly made up for in service. We showered together and she gave my body a soap up concentrating on my jewels that she had given an amazing working over. If I was a bit older I would probably see her again, but I prefer the younger ones.
I was polite, respectful and friendly as usual and I was rewarded with a very satisfying experience.

mrcookiemann
16-05-2012, 02:05 AM
I had a couple of sessions with Lisa last year, and agree she is one of the better girls there. Loves to give BBBJ without asking. Believe she went back to China for a while late last year, so if she is back I've missed her (haven't had a conversation with Billy for a while anyway).

Yeah I can definitely say she does BBBJ, and she does it with vigour! Great service.