Major WL turnoffs

[Amsiktir]

My main turnoff is the lady clearing the phlegm in her throat very aggresively and the spitting out into thr basin...my little fella deflates suddenly...this is almost exlusively a habit of mainland Chinese WL's...Can anyone better this?

[Sydreader2017]

heard a lot of thing...WLs put on a lot of lubs, no touching or kissing of nipples/breast, they give no respond like a star fish, fake moaning, keep saying like "fuck me baby, you are so hard"....

[Amsiktir]

Or the ones who promise you excellent service by coming up to you in the introductions and once you are doing the business after 2 minutes keep asking have you come yet and squeeze their thighs so you can't penetrate them more than 2cms...total fraudsters

[Hu6e]

My main turnoff is the lady clearing the phlegm in her throat very aggresively and the spitting out into thr basin...my little fella deflates suddenly...this is almost exlusively a habit of mainland Chinese WL's...Can anyone better this?

Ugh.... sends me straight to FloppyTown.
And texting on the phone during a session. I am not paying for you to text or talk to your friends!
It's a pet peeve I cant control.

[AHLUNGOR]

Ugh.... sends me straight to FloppyTown.
And texting on the phone during a session. I am not paying for you to text or talk to your friends!
It's a pet peeve I cant control.

Well, lots of people finding it a big turn ON or exciting when the WL is talking to her bf or hubby while you are banging her hard !!

On a reverse situation, one time I was doing a lunch quickie FS at Reservoir and my phone rang, the company director calling so I had to take it, needless to say I went totally soft and full credit to the WL, her came off the bed , down on her knees in front of me and started sucking to keep me hard ! I got rid of the boss the fastest I could and went back to fuck her so hard like I never fucked before !

[Sydreader2017]

On a reverse situation, one time I was doing a lunch quickie FS at Reservoir and my phone rang, the company director calling so I had to take it, needless to say I went totally soft and full credit to the WL, her came off the bed , down on her knees in front of me and started sucking to keep me hard ! I got rid of the boss the fastest I could and went back to fuck her so hard like I never fucked before !

Sounds like a SCOP Av:cool2::cool2:

[Sydreader2017]

really interesting and quite enjoyable to read. thx great work

BTW, which girl and shop? young and cute girl is what Syd needs.Who know one day she may offer golden shower in stead of shitting in front of the customer

[Weapon]

Stinky pussies kill my hard on instantly.

I also hate when girls spit all the time in tissues or bin. I mean like spitting in tissues every 10 secs when giving a BJ. From my experience a lot of C girls do that. So annoying!

Fucked a girl and there was blood all over my cock. She then sat on the toilet in front of me cleaning her period with toilet paper. There was blood all over my hand cos I grabbed my cock when re inserting and while pounding, that blood transferred to the sheets.

[blade2000]

Bad breath, I was lucky to be able to cum in missionary position. Obviously didn't even want to lfk let alone dfk. I won't name the WL as it's one that's had some good reviews here.

[studsg]

bad breath - Once had one that was bad and I just couldn't get it up.

body odour or bad smells - self explanatory.

drippy noses - a few times now where the ML was giving me a massage and kept sniffling with a drippy nose. had to skip part 2, just can't get it up.

sets ridiculous constraints like can't touch the pussy can't touch the nipples, can't touch the boobs. Seriously, why even bother to offer part 2 services 🤬

bad hygiene habits - wiping their drippy nose with their hands or fingers. Doesn't want to wipe or clean themselves with at least a wet wipe after the session and just wears her clothes and go for the next season. I pity the guy who gets the next session and pity myself for tasting dunno what shit was left on da body from earlier sessions [emoji15]

[Hu6e]

JAV_Fan69, if she's been on the protein shakes, I can whole heartedly understand. Let alone kale protein shakes!! I eat and drink alot of dairy for protein. 2L milk a day, 1kg yogurt every 2 days. There is no stopping., just running.
Funny as fuck story though. And a duo deuce in the shower 1 week prior? What's going on at that shop?? Mr Hankeys ghost I presume.

Weapon, all the things you have said are my greatest fears. The whole spitting thing fucking shits me more than anything. The perfect bbbj should be sloppy and messy, with alot of DT

[Rayaya]

I saw a WL a few years back, she was a absolute bombshell until she lifted up her arms and i saw a few strands of armpit hair....... reminds me of zoidberg moving his nose tentacles lol

[LookingForTheOne]

I went to do DATY on a girl and she told me to wait. She go up and pee'd in a bucket next to the table which held massage stones and then went to sit on my face.

[blade2000]

I went to do DATY on a girl and she told me to wait. She go up and pee'd in a bucket next to the table which held massage stones and then went to sit on my face.

Did you still daty her???

[bronte]

I went to do DATY on a girl and she told me to wait. She go up and pee'd in a bucket next to the table which held massage stones and then went to sit on my face.
She could have just told you no.

[Hu6e]

She could have just told you no.
Weak.
She coulda peed on you.

[studsg]

I went to do DATY on a girl and she told me to wait. She go up and pee'd in a bucket next to the table which held massage stones and then went to sit on my face.Or she could had just treated you to a session of golden shower [emoji97]

Kidding 🤣 unless u are really into that

[blade2000]

Weak.
She coulda peed on you.

But then she would have to charge extra.

[liminal]

JAV_Fan69, if she's been on the protein shakes, I can whole heartedly understand. Let alone kale protein shakes!! I eat and drink alot of dairy for protein. 2L milk a day, 1kg yogurt every 2 days. There is no stopping., just running.
Funny as fuck story though. And a duo deuce in the shower 1 week prior? What's going on at that shop?? Mr Hankeys ghost I presume.

Weapon, all the things you have said are my greatest fears. The whole spitting thing fucking shits me more than anything. The perfect bbbj should be sloppy and messy, with alot of DT

But ok if they spit on the cock ?

[liminal]

Lol

Read it twice hue6 bravo

[Philip]

obvious fake moaning like in those american porn

[trampslikeus55]

Sorry for all the boys who love CIM, but its the one that gets me. On one memorable occasion at RR with a WL legend I was just in the throws of memorable bliss and then she was coughing and spitting up in the shower so heavily you'd have thought she had swallowed something radio-active. I had to get up and see if she was ok or just about to die on me. I like to spend my final minutes chatting or cuddling up to a girl and each CIM finish just turns into a chuck or spitathon. Barred it ever since.

[juknov]

When you cum at 45 minute mark and still 15 minutes to go. Woman goes to shower and leaves you lying in bed alone

[CunningLinguist]

Caucasian WLs.
Asking for more money during the session.
Wiping dick with tissue while doing BBBJ.
Smoking without asking in the room.
Being a bitch during the session then smiling and being nice when she says goodbye.
Saying she will do CIM then turning head at last minute to avoid it.
Positioning body to avoid full penetration.
Jumping off immediately after I cum to have a shower and not savouring the moment.

[Sydreader2017]

But ok if they spit on the cock ?
Well,it's a big turn on for me

[AHLUNGOR]

Well,it's a big turn on for me


The girls in porns often spit saliva on to the cock before doing HJ and lots of it as lube for tits fuck !! And besides, who won’t want lots of saliva when the girl is sucking you, wet and slippery........ haha ??

[cmk76]

The girls in porns often spit saliva on to the cock before doing HJ and lots of it as lube for tits fuck !! And besides, who won’t want lots of saliva when the girl is sucking you, wet and slippery........ haha ??

I use my own spit when starting a cockslide in between their pussy lips. Probably a turn off for some ML's... Hahaha... A turn off for me is when I finish going down on her, then head back up to kiss her, she turns her head away...

[Sydreader2017]

A turn off for me is when I finish going down on her, then head back up to kiss her, she turns her head away...

will you turn away if she do a bbbj then want to dfk you?

[Mr Fugly]

will you turn away if she do a bbbj then want to dfk you?

Nope, that's a huge turn on for me!! lol

[woods23]

Bad breath is the biggest turn off I don't care if you are the most beautiful girl the the world.

Chinese girls they seems to loves put their leg up against deep penetration ....they the likely offender from any other nationality.

Loud Fake moan I rather fck a star fish lol .

[Hu6e]

will you turn away if she do a bbbj then want to dfk you?

My cock is exquisitely clean, so makes no difference to me. If its PSEDTBBBJ, I would DFK her, and give a standing ovation.


But ok if they spit on the cock ?

If she does this, she knows how to handle a cock.

[Climax598]

will you turn away if she do a bbbj then want to dfk you?
I love to DFK with some of my cum with my girl. If feel sexy if the girl is into it.

[Joinlydeepfc]

- spit and use lots of tissue on BJ
- bad breath
- fake moaning
- 0 eye contact or turn head away

[JT0417]

Have to agree with bad breath and bad teeth , no thank you sweetheart

[Nekman]

Lots of turn offs listed and I’m glad I haven’t experienced many of them but they would certainly turn me off too.

My biggest turn off so far is bad breath and smelly hair.

[krnboy]

Bad breath is pretty bad but what about us in their point of view? Do we keep our mouths fresh and smelling nice for WL/ML? Probably not but hey we are the ones paying for the service

[exstar]

Whilst getting a hj of an ml, and you’ve started to cum but stops lets go when she thinks your done but you really haven’t fully finished yet

[Hu6e]

Whilst getting a hj of an ml, and you’ve started to cum but stops lets go when she thinks your done but you really haven’t fully finished yet

This made me so mad, I had to make the Fist of Doom. WHHHYYYY!!!!!!
Ruined orgasms are the worst.

[kingwally]

I hate it when I am banging a WL and she has not washed ? wiped her arse properly. When you get in a doggy with them , you can smell the shit and when you look, you can see shit-plaited arse hairs...major turn-off.

[Sydreader2017]

Got into room with a Thai girl
Poured me a glass of drink from a bottle
Said no thanks
She giggled n poured the drink back into the bottle.
Me: ??!!!

would that be her pussy juice...haha...:miao::miao:

[cmk76]

will you turn away if she do a bbbj then want to dfk you?

No. I have tasted my own cum, so that is not a problem... I have dfk'ed after blowing a load in her mouth...

[Papajo]

Bad attitude is a big turn off

[moopez]

When the WL isn't into the session like I paid for this and you can't put a little effort?

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[Le Jend]

When they tell you to hurry up and cum

[paddington244]

Maybe in the spirit of gender equality you should think of major customer turnoffs!!!
Shane

[Twg55er]

- taking too long to get a towel
- talking on their phones during a massage
- trying to rush you to cum when there's plenty of time left

[bbongobboy]

Hello Chaps!

I had a WL come settle down in a room with me recently in a shop that will remain nameless.

She sat next to me on the bed, told me how handsome I was, said that o was about to have the best time of my life, and then...

...she flossed her teeth in front of me,.. without rinsing afterwards... ugh!

Took me 5 seconds to stand up and walk out. Shudder.

BB

[yowser]

I have been asked by ML "Do you have Stds?"
I was like wtf?! and what if I said yes, would you stop doing your job?

[eltran]

Non stop on phone aggravates me. Especially when they think they are being sly when massage because you are face down but it's obvious, or you can even seen them pick it up and down.

[ColourWolf12]

I once had a WL talking about how hard i was and that her other clients' (white guys) are usually a bit softer (?), instantaneously lost the mood, for good (that day).
Another time, a WL asked about my age, i replied truthfully and she said she is old enough to be my mother, thankfully her oral game was quite good, still took around 20mins of oral and 10min death grip jerking to cross the line.
One time a one nighter (both relatively drunk) accidentally pee'd a little on me, needless to say, I left my own room to sleep on the couch

[Raybo]

Maybe in the spirit of gender equality you should think of major customer turnoffs!!!
Shane

Yeah with you on this. Some of the complaints are petty......i don't have any bad punts these days because of the girl

[kase]

I just ask for 100% focus on me

[rooter]

I had a session with 19yo Japanese girl Satomi at 278 Club a week or so ago.
I asked her her age and she said "I am 19"
I told her I am 44, and she replied with 100% sincerity ... "You are same age as my daddy"
That was a big turn ON !!!
I love that ... I love being a dirty old pervert ... come to papa ... Hahahaha!!!
Maybe we need to start a "Biggest turn ons" thread ...

[LookingForTheOne]

Did you still daty her???

Yes but could not get into it.

[Brothelcreeper]

Biggest Turn on's

Massive melons ( natural only though )

[encoule]

my major turn off was a WL that i saw specifically for anal had to take a toilet break 15 minutes into an hour session because she couldn't stop farting ... was bloody awkward when she came back into the room after taking a 10 minutes dump and me limp as phaq lying down like a star fish on the bed.

[studsg]

Biggest Turn on's

Massive melons ( natural only though )Well sagging melons are big turn offs.

If they are big but perky... woohoo! Yeah baby !

[pyrmont_dude]

Body odour
Smoke breath
Faking

[juknov]

Saw a working lady who didnt have a shower beforehand, but had this water spray she sprayed downstairs to freshen up

[GoldfishMan]

my major turn off was a WL that i saw specifically for anal had to take a toilet break 15 minutes into an hour session because she couldn't stop farting ... was bloody awkward when she came back into the room after taking a 10 minutes dump and me limp as phaq lying down like a star fish on the bed.
LMFAO, that's hilarious! Sorry bro, laughing at your misfortune, but fuck that's funny!!
My personal turn off is bad breath. It usually happens with MLs, and for worse if they'd skipped a meal or haven't eaten for a while. Those gastro juices really make your breath stink!
Of course I'm conscious of my own breath, so I pop a chewy before every session.

[Hu6e]

LMFAO, that's hilarious! Sorry bro, laughing at your misfortune, but fuck that's funny!!
My personal turn off is bad breath. It usually happens with MLs, and for worse if they'd skipped a meal or haven't eaten for a while. Those gastro juices really make your breath stink!
Of course I'm conscious of my own breath, so I pop a chewy before every session.

I always get some chewy too beforehand.

Kimichi or garlic breath/odours.
If you eat took much, it comes outta your pores.
I love eating both, but especially the body odour makes me wanna be sick.

[Jtee80]

One turn off for me - toilet paper near anus 😱

My recent trip to KL landed me a youthful Vietnamese hottie at a bar quite close to the Shangri-La where I was staying.

In the room and we had our hands all over each other while DFKing, she asked if we should shower (should have) but instead i stripped her down to her g string and she devoured and slurped my aroused cock like a champ whilst I edged the King size bed.... As things transpired and like a greedy kid I had to explore further and so when she was on all 4s she arched her lithe torso then spread her cheeks and that is when I saw it! A single piece of paper nestled between her cheeks and next to her purple rose. I had thought it would be an immediate soft on but she was so glam sexy and turned on that it was only a slight hurdle for me and fortunately I was able to perform. I am certain if the physical attraction wasn’t as strong it may have been game over for me. Phew.

[encoule]

LMFAO, that's hilarious! Sorry bro, laughing at your misfortune, but fuck that's funny!!
My personal turn off is bad breath. It usually happens with MLs, and for worse if they'd skipped a meal or haven't eaten for a while. Those gastro juices really make your breath stink!
Of course I'm conscious of my own breath, so I pop a chewy before every session.


yeah funny notes thinking back ... but at the time i was like wtf.... her ads smelled like fresh poo too which was a turn off.... needless to say I only got 1 shot off during that session... sigh.... you win some and you lose some. lol

[juknov]

Saw a woman recently with tattoos over both nipples. She was great service so I could ignore the tattoos but not a turnon

[CunningLinguist]

Stinky pussy is a big turn off!

[BlackToad]

Biggest Turn on's

Massive melons ( natural only though )

Agreed.

Biggest turn off: Huge fake tits that feel as hard as rocks.

[juknov]

Any facial plastic surgery never looks natural (apart from obvious defect fix, like a subtle nose job)

Women. No facial surgery including fillers and lip boosting is a good idea

Sad that women today think they need to touch their faces with scalpel blades

Proof are the famous actresses. Those that put their faces under the knife with plastic surgery rarely look more beautiful. Natual face is always best

[bjl0v3s]

Stinky pussy is a big turn off!

true this. couldnt agree more

[Peter69]

Had my regular, who now is ‘enemy of the state’ lay down next to me wasting time trying to show me photos on her phone of herself in the lingerie her other customer bought her in a hotel in the blue mountains where he took her, fuck me dead! Last thing I wanted to fucken see or hear about this shit & too top it off then proceeds to tell me that she can’t wear the lingerie for me as he bought it, fuck off & yes now she is just that , gone!

[bronte]

Had my regular, who now is ‘enemy of the state’ lay down next to me wasting time trying to show me photos on her phone of herself in the lingerie her other customer bought her in a hotel in the blue mountains where he took her, fuck me dead! Last thing I wanted to fucken see or hear about this shit & too top it off then proceeds to tell me that she can’t wear the lingerie for me as he bought it, fuck off & yes now she is just that , gone!
Sounds like she accomplished her mission, mate.

[woods23]

Had my regular, who now is ‘enemy of the state’ lay down next to me wasting time trying to show me photos on her phone of herself in the lingerie her other customer bought her in a hotel in the blue mountains where he took her, fuck me dead! Last thing I wanted to fucken see or hear about this shit & too top it off then proceeds to tell me that she can’t wear the lingerie for me as he bought it, fuck off & yes now she is just that , gone!

Fck I think I know who shes is hehehe.

Short girl nice meaty ass etc

[Peter69]

Sounds like she accomplished her mission, mate.
Not quite buddy, I got off lightly, this cunt is an expert at extortion, luckily she got jack from me

[Hu6e]

Had my regular, who now is ‘enemy of the state’ lay down next to me wasting time trying to show me photos on her phone of herself in the lingerie her other customer bought her in a hotel in the blue mountains where he took her, fuck me dead! Last thing I wanted to fucken see or hear about this shit & too top it off then proceeds to tell me that she can’t wear the lingerie for me as he bought it, fuck off & yes now she is just that , gone!

What sort of self obsessed person does that? Totally oblivious to your customers feelings.
Oh well mate, maybe her new lingerie buyer can support her now.
What a bitch.

[bronte]

Not quite buddy, I got off lightly, this cunt is an expert at extortion, luckily she got jack from me

Ever thought she might just want ro get rid of you instead? Why else would she try to piss off her Customer blatantly?

[pyrosphere_36]

smelly mouth, especially when DFK. such a turn off

[Peter69]

Ever thought she might just want ro get rid of you instead? Why else would she try to piss off her Customer blatantly?
Mate there’s more to the story but in a nutshell this was the typical Thai style narcissist bitch who reels you in thinking you’re gonna throw money at her but after a few fucks to get you in then realising that I was not as stupid as her other married victims, which there are many, she quickly became less playful, too obvious & she knew I cottoned on to the game.

[CunningLinguist]

smelly mouth, especially when DFK. such a turn off

Oh yeah thats bad, worse still is arse breath from doing DD to the previous customer!

[woods23]

Oh yeah thats bad, worse still is arse breath from doing DD to the previous customer!

What r the chance for that? Unless u go to budget cheap shop/ or rnt etc

[juknov]

Read the reviews. Theres a lot of DD being done in the more expensive places.
Pretty gross

[Jtee80]

Moustachian WLs as in hair on the upper lip

[Clozapine]

To get a A plus.
Strong physical presence.
Keen intelligence.
High prey drive.
Aggression and ability to bite which can be brought on cue.