Chromehound
22-03-2019, 11:07 PM
Long ass wait: 0/10
I rocked up pretty early today, only to be told to come back 30 minutes later since everyone was busy. That's cool, so I came back 40 minutes later but she said the same thing. At this point it was apparent she was just hoping that I don't go anywhere else because the real wait time would put me off. I called a regular of mine but she was busy sadly, so I decided to wait anyway because I was stupidly horny. Then when I came back she for the third time said the same thing, by that point I was ready to walk but in the car I had to deal with some dickhead on a long 15 minute phone call, so I came back again like the dumb simp that I am. Altogether almost 90 minutes of wait.
Tip: if you come here on a busy day like Friday, book ahead. I thought coming super early would be safe, but I was wrong.
Note: This place is pretty out in the open, so people can easily see you walk in and out if you care about privacy. Best to park inside.
Note2: The mamasan is still really nice and friendly.
Waiting room: strange/10
In the waiting room I was pretty sad, I was too much of a horny cunt to storm out. There was porn on the TV of the room which was nice. Only there was one weird scene of some girl with a terrible boob job. Girl looked 30 with a wrinkly as boob job of a 60 year old granny.
Then suddenly in the room above some dude just started yelling.
“WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Like really really loudly. As loudly as his lungs could allow him to, and for a prolonged time. It scared the shit out of me. I legit thought the girl hurt him in some insane fashion. Then after 10 seconds of yelling like that, his yells started sounding like yells of pleasure because he started laughing like a maniac.
Whichever girl that was, I wanted her.
Spoiler alert: I unfortunately got my wish. It turned out to be shit, except for her amazing CIM.
Face: 5/10
I wasn't attracted to her. Plus she looked pretty old, late 30s or maybe even early 40s.
Body: 6.3/10
Had big tits with really nice nipples at least, probably c cup. But I found her body to be bottle shaped with a small ass. It was meh, she wasn’t fat though thankfully.
Personality: 6.5/10
It was okay. Would have given a 7 because she was quite chirpy and friendly, but it seemed too fake to me. Also her English is pretty bad, I honestly had no clue what she was saying 80% of the time so I had to keep awkwardly nodding and smiling. She was trying to be talkative and converse in some fashion, but I genuinely had no clue what she was saying.
I mean like, the reason there’s a question mark next to her name in the title is because I asked her name three times, and all I know for certain is that it’s two syllables long and ends with the sound “dell”. Although it was easy to understand the sex terms at least, that’s the one thing everyone seems to know.
BBBJ: 2/10
First time I’ve ever been limp during BBBJ. Lol. It felt like my cock was just resting in her mouth. Basically no suction, very little back and forth movement. Little to no stimulation. After a while she tried to finger my ass whilst doing it, but I've never been into that so it just made me feel really awkward and uncomfortable.
DFK/kissing: 1.5/10
No dfk. Only lip kissing. Her lip kissing was shit too. That's twice I've been at this place and I've had crappy kissing. It’s definitely not a hygiene issue on my part since I’ve been at a whole variety of places over the years at which I’ve done everything from lip kissing to a sloppy DFK and have never had an issue.
Missionary: 8/10
Surprisingly nice. I liked it, she got really horny and started licking and nibbling my earlobes. And her pussy felt really nice.
CIM: 9/10
Randomly during missionary she told me to sit on her face. I thought she was just gonna lick my balls before we move onto another position, but she took off the condom and started stroking me whilst sucking my balls and it felt really really good. So I said fuck it and asked for CIM. I think she was asking for CIM the whole time (which would make sense) I just didn’t understand what she was saying. And my god when I climaxed it felt AMAZING. She. Kept. Sucking. My. Cock. All whilst very thoroughly fondling my balls.
While I didn’t achieve super saiyan mode like the dude from before, it was definitely a very vigorous orgasm on my part, probably the most vigorous. I’ve done CIM with women before, but for some reason this one in particular ended with a very strong orgasm. I think it’s because when I do CIM I’m usually not at peak horniness, since I do it near the end of the session. But she stopped me only about 5 minutes in, when I was at peak horny. And not only that, most girls stop sucking as properly when they realise you’re coming in their mouth, but this devil ups her game as you come.
Overall: 5.5/10
Want to give it 6/10 because her CIM was the best I've ever had, but I still just really felt bad after the punt. The three metrics by which I judge a punt is how good they look, their personality and their service. And I feel like she falls short on all three of those factors.
I rocked up pretty early today, only to be told to come back 30 minutes later since everyone was busy. That's cool, so I came back 40 minutes later but she said the same thing. At this point it was apparent she was just hoping that I don't go anywhere else because the real wait time would put me off. I called a regular of mine but she was busy sadly, so I decided to wait anyway because I was stupidly horny. Then when I came back she for the third time said the same thing, by that point I was ready to walk but in the car I had to deal with some dickhead on a long 15 minute phone call, so I came back again like the dumb simp that I am. Altogether almost 90 minutes of wait.
Tip: if you come here on a busy day like Friday, book ahead. I thought coming super early would be safe, but I was wrong.
Note: This place is pretty out in the open, so people can easily see you walk in and out if you care about privacy. Best to park inside.
Note2: The mamasan is still really nice and friendly.
Waiting room: strange/10
In the waiting room I was pretty sad, I was too much of a horny cunt to storm out. There was porn on the TV of the room which was nice. Only there was one weird scene of some girl with a terrible boob job. Girl looked 30 with a wrinkly as boob job of a 60 year old granny.
Then suddenly in the room above some dude just started yelling.
“WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Like really really loudly. As loudly as his lungs could allow him to, and for a prolonged time. It scared the shit out of me. I legit thought the girl hurt him in some insane fashion. Then after 10 seconds of yelling like that, his yells started sounding like yells of pleasure because he started laughing like a maniac.
Whichever girl that was, I wanted her.
Spoiler alert: I unfortunately got my wish. It turned out to be shit, except for her amazing CIM.
Face: 5/10
I wasn't attracted to her. Plus she looked pretty old, late 30s or maybe even early 40s.
Body: 6.3/10
Had big tits with really nice nipples at least, probably c cup. But I found her body to be bottle shaped with a small ass. It was meh, she wasn’t fat though thankfully.
Personality: 6.5/10
It was okay. Would have given a 7 because she was quite chirpy and friendly, but it seemed too fake to me. Also her English is pretty bad, I honestly had no clue what she was saying 80% of the time so I had to keep awkwardly nodding and smiling. She was trying to be talkative and converse in some fashion, but I genuinely had no clue what she was saying.
I mean like, the reason there’s a question mark next to her name in the title is because I asked her name three times, and all I know for certain is that it’s two syllables long and ends with the sound “dell”. Although it was easy to understand the sex terms at least, that’s the one thing everyone seems to know.
BBBJ: 2/10
First time I’ve ever been limp during BBBJ. Lol. It felt like my cock was just resting in her mouth. Basically no suction, very little back and forth movement. Little to no stimulation. After a while she tried to finger my ass whilst doing it, but I've never been into that so it just made me feel really awkward and uncomfortable.
DFK/kissing: 1.5/10
No dfk. Only lip kissing. Her lip kissing was shit too. That's twice I've been at this place and I've had crappy kissing. It’s definitely not a hygiene issue on my part since I’ve been at a whole variety of places over the years at which I’ve done everything from lip kissing to a sloppy DFK and have never had an issue.
Missionary: 8/10
Surprisingly nice. I liked it, she got really horny and started licking and nibbling my earlobes. And her pussy felt really nice.
CIM: 9/10
Randomly during missionary she told me to sit on her face. I thought she was just gonna lick my balls before we move onto another position, but she took off the condom and started stroking me whilst sucking my balls and it felt really really good. So I said fuck it and asked for CIM. I think she was asking for CIM the whole time (which would make sense) I just didn’t understand what she was saying. And my god when I climaxed it felt AMAZING. She. Kept. Sucking. My. Cock. All whilst very thoroughly fondling my balls.
While I didn’t achieve super saiyan mode like the dude from before, it was definitely a very vigorous orgasm on my part, probably the most vigorous. I’ve done CIM with women before, but for some reason this one in particular ended with a very strong orgasm. I think it’s because when I do CIM I’m usually not at peak horniness, since I do it near the end of the session. But she stopped me only about 5 minutes in, when I was at peak horny. And not only that, most girls stop sucking as properly when they realise you’re coming in their mouth, but this devil ups her game as you come.
Overall: 5.5/10
Want to give it 6/10 because her CIM was the best I've ever had, but I still just really felt bad after the punt. The three metrics by which I judge a punt is how good they look, their personality and their service. And I feel like she falls short on all three of those factors.