Steven Seagal
18-05-2012, 09:06 PM
Hi Folks,
I often come across ads that strike me as funny.
This part of an ad appears on Cracker by an unnamed tranny whose services are not made clear and hence seems dodgy.
‘She’ seems to get a lot of crook calls as ‘she’ notes that:
“Calls that are prolonged while monkey spanking,
pony riding or tool handling etc will be cut off.”
Just two points I’d like to mention. First, I hope the ‘cut off’ does not refer to the ‘monkey or the ‘tool’.
Second, am I safe to assume that etc includes sticking a pencil in one’s left eye and a digit up one’s own arse?
Steven
I often come across ads that strike me as funny.
This part of an ad appears on Cracker by an unnamed tranny whose services are not made clear and hence seems dodgy.
‘She’ seems to get a lot of crook calls as ‘she’ notes that:
“Calls that are prolonged while monkey spanking,
pony riding or tool handling etc will be cut off.”
Just two points I’d like to mention. First, I hope the ‘cut off’ does not refer to the ‘monkey or the ‘tool’.
Second, am I safe to assume that etc includes sticking a pencil in one’s left eye and a digit up one’s own arse?
Steven