Melbourne’s hottest stripper - The Men's Gallery

[New2Punting]

Looks like Melbourne section is bit quiet in reply so looking for some help here locally :)

Planning to go-to Melbourne and staying in CBD hotel. Heard about Men's Gallery, any info or tips to share from you brothers? How much is entry fees? Lap dance? Any tips welcome.

[CunningLinguist]

I think it is $50 for 10 mins, better value than Sydney and the chicks are hotter. MG is the best place in Melb, the other joints have chicks that try to rip you off using all sorts of tricks.

[New2Punting]

$50 for 10m is not FS or RNT, Right?
Is that fully nude lap dance?

[Raybo]

$50 for 10m is not FS or RNT, Right?
Is that fully nude lap dance?

No girl is getting your Willy wet in a strip club, unless you blow your load in your pants getting a lap dance

[SexyBoi]

$50 for 10m is not FS or RNT, Right?
Is that fully nude lap dance?

C’mon mate, really??

[New2Punting]

Yeah, I think he is talking about nude lap dance Price

[CunningLinguist]

$50 for 10mins nude lap dance.
Entry is extra, can't remember how much, probably $25.
Each girl is different so YMMV.
I like to do 10m then tell them i will extend if it is good, but be careful you can blow alot and it's much better to wait till you get back to Sydney then go for a punt.
Don't bother punting in Melbs if you are from Sydney.

[Bundyon]

Some great joints in Brisbane for this kind of entertainment at half the cost, honestly, some very beautiful young women, yes, its not a punt or a massage with hand relief, but it is what it is, when will you ever have a genuine 18 to 20 yr old stunner slowly remove her clothes in front of you for free?????

[335i]

Check out Spearmint Rhino if youÂ’re looking for a couple places to visit. Some stunners when I was there last.

[liminal]

Lap dance = flesh pokies.

once done way more than enough...
Having a clean shaven pretty pussy, moments away from your mouth And not been able to touch I just can’t understand it all.

YMMV so each to their own

[New2Punting]

The correct answer if you’re unlucky enough to be posted to Bleak City is Kittens in South Melbourne. Near the casino.

Disclaimer: it can be shit on weekends, when it’s absolutely rammed with guys it can be hard to grab a girl. But when not so busy it is pure quality. $50 for a fully nude lap dance, 3 songs so 10-15 minutes. In my visits anything above the waist has been a free for all, touching, licking and sucking allowed. If the girl likes you (or if she’s just trying to convince you to extend to save having to scour the room for her next customer) then DFK is also a very distinct possibility.

Not for everyone, but imo $50 for a hot & heavy makeout session with a naked cauc hottie grinding in your lap is a bargain. But I also drink my scotch neat and can successfully delude myself it acts as an antiseptic mouthwash from the last bloke that was sucking dem titties. Lol.

It’s also very handily placed to a number of shops in South Melb so you don’t have to go back to the hotel with blue balls.

Thanks bro.

Do you recommend Kittens over the Men's Gallery?

[CunningLinguist]

Check out Spearmint Rhino if youÂ’re looking for a couple places to visit. Some stunners when I was there last.

Most chicks there don't give good value.
Any places close the the casino are for chumps, ie. bad value!

[CunningLinguist]

Y

Both of those options shit over King St where you have the Rhino, Centrefolds, and a few hundred pissed cunts who can’t handle their cat piss (VB), even when served in comically small volumes like “pots”. 😂

Definately stay away from these rip off places.

[clancom]

Been there before. But rather pay a bit more to get definite happiness

[cuteguy]

The strip clubs are not what they use to be. Take your money somewhere else and you will get better value for your dollars.