URGENT: A WL told me I was “handsome boy”

[Brothelcreeper]

Well today a WL told me I was “handsome boy”.

What do you think she meant and does that mean she wants to marry me and have my children.

I am so confused. Please help.

[Warrabong]

I think it means you should have pulled out sooner last time and she is expecting a hansome boy.

[hornedone]

Did she comment on the girth of your cock?

[ellison]

You fucked another 100 year old and she's commenting on the age difference
Tongue in cheek answer for a tongue in cheek question

[BlackToad]

She regards you as a “boy” and not a “man”[emoji23]

[winboy]

This topic has been discussed countless times, and the general consensus is to not take it seriously and think too much into it.

[b00bs]

But did she ask for your phone number? hahah sorry just had too

dont kill yourself bro. :shout:

[liminal]

Well today a WL told me I was “handsome boy”.

What do you think she meant and does that mean she wants to marry me and have my children.

I am so confused. Please help.


Bro I feel for ya...

IME, Consider this highly unusual and out of character for a ML/WL..

Considering the possibility of this , I personally only had this happen once before .. like you perplexed , flummoxed and a mind a light and spinning with possibility

I’ did the unusual and unexpected (for this forum ) and consulted my female relatives and 2 smokin hot work colleagues (one, I’m suspecting prior to her work in the finance sector, was a famed ML of superior talents ... a question to all should I ask her ?) ,while we were making a morning Moccona; who all reached the inevitable and advised I seek the assistance of a tarot card reader.

So now I’m asking you guys, does anyone know a good tarot reader who can nude up?

[holi_day]

But why URGENT?

[Basil22]

Just make sure you spend 3 weeks poring over the hidden meanings until you come to the conclusion that you may indeed be handsome, and are definitely a man; but none of this is as important as the pineapples in your hand..

hey I made a rhyme!

[dotcumdotinyou]

Put her on the back of your bike and get her to Spacsavers ASAP

[aussiegaigin]

This topic has been discussed countless times, and the general consensus is to not take it seriously and think too much into it.

The general consensus should be not to take this thread seriously.

It would have been good on 1st April.

[Rodger10]

As soon as you hear “darling you are very handsome, not lie and have not seen such handsome” simply reply- you are the most beautiful lady I have ever met.

Marry her? Ask her let’s go to Vegas.

[xboyx]

bros, brothelkeepers do not mean to ask this question, I think he's mocking another "URGENT" thread

[donkeykong]

Better than ‘you is okay’

Had that flattering comment from a ML before

[abovetherim]

You don’t say.. ML/WL tells me I’m handsome too. What a coincidence. But I bet they never tell you how big and strong you are! I’m also told I come a lot. I feel so special!

[krnboy]

bros, brothelkeepers do not mean to ask this question, I think he's mocking another "URGENT" thread

You're on the money. I agree with you

[Leslie75]

Put her on the back of your bike and get her to Spacsavers ASAP
LOL. This is the fun part of the forum. Another good ad idea for Spacsavers :D

[liminal]

bros, brothelkeepers do not mean to ask this question, I think he's mocking another "URGENT" thread

I think you’re being insensitive and should take the clear cry for help and out reach seriously

[xboyx]

I think you’re being insensitive and should take the clear cry for help and out reach seriously

I'm referring to the thread "URGENT: WL asked for my number."

[winboy]

lol funny thread cos of (1) original posters joke (2) ppl's response who are in on the joke (3) ppl who dont' realize ppl in (2) are in on the joke

[liminal]

lol funny thread cos of (1) original posters joke (2) ppl's response who are in on the joke (3) ppl who dont' realize ppl in (2) are in on the joke

You’re good with stats

[Juptaboy]

The joke
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some people's heads

[ellison]

The word URGENT is getting used and abused.

[Basil22]

The word URGENT is getting used and abused.

I’m feeling like sarcasm isn’t recognised in some cultures 😅

[F0x]

When 4 people have sex its called a foursome.

If 3, a threesome.

2 is a twosome.

Now you know why some people are called Handsome

;)

[SinSeeker]

When 4 people have sex its called a foursome.

If 3, a threesome.

2 is a twosome.

Now you know why some people are called Handsome

;)[emoji3]

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[PervySage]

When 4 people have sex its called a foursome.

If 3, a threesome.

2 is a twosome.

Now you know why some people are called Handsome

;)

Hahaha that’s gold.

[aussiegaigin]

LOL. This is the fun part of the forum. Another good ad idea for Spacsavers :D

And you need to go to SPECSAVERS

[asiafever]

Given the only person to call me handsome in my life other than middle aged wl's was my Nan, I dare say that it is 100%, accurate as my Nan would never lie... would she???
Has my whole life been a ruse?
A charade?
All this time I believed I was a handsome boy when in actual fact I belong under a bridge eating random goats who dare to cross??

I've never been lucky with girls. One time I called a girl up, she said "Come over there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home...

[aussiegaigin]

Given the only person to call me handsome in my life other than middle aged wl's was my Nan, I dare say that it is 100%, accurate as my Nan would never lie... would she???
Has my whole life been a ruse?
A charade?
All this time I believed I was a handsome boy when in actual fact I belong under a bridge eating random goats who dare to cross??


Nah, your Nan was probably just trying to cheer your mum up a bit.

[PervySage]

I've never been lucky with girls. One time I called a girl up, she said "Come over there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home...

Lol, that deserves its own “Urgent what does this mean” thread.

[asiafever]

Nah, your Nan was probably just trying to cheer your mum up a bit.

�� yup fair call.

One day whwn I was 6 my Mum took me to the beach and we got separated. A policeman helped me search for her. I asked him "Do you think we'll find her?"
He said "I don't know kid there are so many places she could hide.."


Credit: Rodney Dangerfield...