Things you would never have heard of if you had never joined this forum

[Brothelcreeper]

Ahlungor
Wilisno
Woods23
Caffrey
Xboyx
Wilson
533
142
479
Ginza
Rooter
CIP
COF
BBFS
BBBJ
Christmas
A&L marrying Lala
Cunninglinguist
COB
HarryCD
5
42

[Basil22]

Dragon drill
DATY

[BlackToad]

Almost every brothel and massage parlour I have ever visited.. thank you forum.....

[Climax598]

Double
MFMF together
Sex toys
MMF
3 girls one hours session each continuous.

[SexyBoi]

Massage Parlours
RnT
Naughty MLs
YMMV
Budget Brothels

[doubles]

Mamasan double.

[PervySage]

1. Spotting a legit vs non legit massage shop...(Uniforms don't make them legit!)
2. Punters and ML/ WL hooking up outside of shop
3. The importance of the foreign students to this industry... (Next time hear someone complain of students tell them to shut up, actually probably knew this before joining forum)
4. Half the acronyms on this forum
5. Yeh naughty MLs or specifically Part 3 Prior to joining forum knew it was possible.... But didn't know how prevalent it was!

[Basil22]

There are guys out there that are crazy enough to go BBFS with WL’s! And yeah @pervysage, also every acronym on here 🤣

[dotcumdotinyou]

Prostate massage...

When I was growing up only "poofters" got their prostates massaged.

[gentlescream]

A&L marrying Lala? The only one I have no clue about-. Can I trouble anyone to explain?


And to add to the list:

CIM
CIMWS
Greek
DFK
Italian
French

1. Less prejudice (if any) towards WLs and MLs being cheats or bad people. They're just doing a job. Like any job in any industry, many will have their own 'agenda' and have cheats and frauds and annoying ones. Many WLs and MLs are much more pleasant to deal with and meet than many non WLs/MLs.

2. Some MLs are better fucks than WLs.

3. Fucking an ML is sometimes more fun because of the taboo.

4. Legends come, legends cum, and legends go.

4.

[Meng]

Does anyone remember this dude called speechwriter who in one of his AR said that the girl wasn’t performing so he walked out into reception naked and complained lol.

[Climax598]

Does anyone remember this dude called speechwriter who in one of his AR said that the girl wasn’t performing so he walked out into reception naked and complained lol.
Yes I remember him. Guys from Melbourne come to sydney during mid week to work and play the girls here. He is demanding and play hard. He is ban from this forum. I have a few PM with him. He and hu6e were the AR in 2018.

[Rodger10]

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit

[Brothelcreeper]

Ahlungor loves Spanish.

Now.....if you had never been on this forum and somebody said to you “Ahlungor loves Spanish” , you might politely reply “Oh, and what other languages does he speak ?”.

But.... because you are on this forum you would probably reply “Oh yes, he loves placing his erect penis in between a massive pair of tits and fucking them until he shoots his load”.

[Basil22]

Ahlungor loves Spanish.

Now.....if you had never been on this forum and somebody said to you “Ahlungor loves Spanish” , you might politely reply “Oh, and what other languages does he speak ?”.

But.... because you are on this forum you would probably reply “Oh yes, he loves placing his erect penis in between a massive pair of tits and fucking them until he shoots his load”.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Took me a while to figure out what Spanish meant. Seems like such a random word for what it describes.

[PervySage]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Took me a while to figure out what Spanish meant. Seems like such a random word for what it describes.

cock slide, pussy slide and Italian...

[Honda84]

Things I would have never known:
How many beautiful girls are at your service here in Sydney

[mister157]

A&L marrying Lala? The only one I have no clue about-. Can I trouble anyone to explain?

Lol seconding this one

[Brothelcreeper]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.

[wilisno]

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Took me a while to figure out what Spanish meant. Seems like such a random word for what it describes.

All you had to do was to check my abbreviations listing for words you don’t understand on the forum. ;) ;) ;)

[lonely heart]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.


Like this story (http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?89565-career-as-a-WL&p=1845580&viewfull=1#post1845580), oh trust me that ML I mention is way better off than most of us here.

I would say I would never know places like Billy's at 1 Belmore if it wasn't Aus99 and that big thread for his shop back in the first version of AUS99. It was that lead me to know so many massage and FS shop owners. Over the years some are still Hi/Bye, some are really good friends and some... we don;t want to see each other again.

[Raybo]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.

You did a double with him? Good chance you would know if the rumour is true or not, unless of course he eventually realised that you are the narcissistic whackjob thst you are. If it is not true then A@L did carry on like a true dickhead.

And you never heard of Christmas?

Not really things I have heard but I have found out that most punters are pretty average blokes.

[doubles]

YMMV, ain't that the truth.

[AHLUNGOR]

No time tonight, but I’ll tell you all later how I found this forum and 35,000 posts later still loving it ......... haha

May be Monday ?

[CunningLinguist]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.

I'm surprised by this. I remember A&L's tone changed after a while, I got the impression that she left him. Maybe they did get married, dunno ...

[335i]

Never knew Spanish was called that and a lot on the abbreviation list!

[Basil22]

All you had to do was to check my abbreviations listing for words you don’t understand on the forum. ;) ;) ;)

Haha oh yeah! Just learnt another 20 👌🏻😅

[AHLUNGOR]

Ahlungor
Wilisno
Woods23
Caffrey
Xboyx
Wilson
533
142
479
Ginza
Rooter
CIP
COF
BBFS
BBBJ
Christmas
A&L marrying Lala
Cunninglinguist
COB
HarryCD
5
42



Haha, Brother BC,

This is a great thread, and thanks for putting my name there, just on user brothers, I will also like to add brother Travelmate, CMK, Eureka, Poontang, Cato, Midnight, Irene, Lakeshow and Catiness, sorry, too many brothers and friends and some of them no longer active like Charlie, Wan Chai and Babycat ?

Can't really remember how exactly I discovered AUS99, it was quite by accident and it might have been in 2009 or 2010 ? Too bad the old forum is no longer accessible otherwise I would go back and pretty sure I had post something up as a newbie................lol

One thing I will be forever grateful of finding AUS99 was the punting information I got from here, absolutely invaluable. Probably not today when so many FS and RnT shops are advertising across many platforms, but back in the earlier days, this forum was GOLD, as simple as that - especially BEFORE any massage parlour would be posting rosters and girls photos and everything else under the sun.

Way back then when the super thread 501 Newtown was the RnT bible and must read for all cumers ! I personally was definitely benefited a lot, thanks to all the earlier contributing senior members and forum pioneers !!

To put things into perspectives, I think it's best to put down some time line:

1. Read in the forum about this Wishway massage at Wynyard: where I first met Yuki, then followed her to Ultimo then Elizabeth then Bondi even until today !

2. 501 Newtown, what can I say, how could I thank the forum enough for all the big tits and pleasures I got from Jojo, Cici, Sasa, Nana, Mia, Sophie, Maggie, Linda and even Michelle with clothed HJ only !!

3. I must also mention all the fantastic FS punts I had at 5 Star over the years, usually only went there when there was a major big tits talents: like Maya, Milo, Rita and Hebe (she was not busty but the best BBBJ and CIM !) and most recently, Korean Blue ! Milo at the Penthouse, absolutely awesome experiences !

4.There was one single person I must thank here and gave him the credit as he had a major impact on my journey in this forum and he might not even remember what he did, but it was one of the review he posted on a lovely young lady called Tiffany in a tiny little unknown shop back then in 2012 which pointed me to visit the Snow Lotus shop for the first time. The rest, as it had evolved, was history: Thank you Mr Crash and Burn !

5. So, from SL, we found Silver Fox, 316 Central, 55 George, 252b Stanmore, Mimi, QVB and Lisa & Cherry ��, 227 Broadway and Iris, DOS and Emma, Bella and Bonnie etc. etc. etc. oh, and master Candy at Pyrmont these days.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU - AUS99

Cheers

[gentlescream]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.

Ah-ha. THAT Lala. Yeah, would actually be quite plausible seeing as he basically gave her enough business to pay a deposit on a pretty decent home!!!

[Basil22]

All you had to do was to check my abbreviations listing for words you don’t understand on the forum. ;) ;) ;)

I found one to add ;) I couldn’t see TT on there? After a bit of googling I think it’s tickle torture? 🤙🏼🙏

[PervySage]

I found one to add ;) I couldn’t see TT on there? After a bit of googling I think it’s tickle torture? 🤙🏼🙏

Tackle tickle I thought... Maybe someone said that in a post and I associated it with TT!!

[Basil22]

Tackle tickle I thought... Maybe someone said that in a post and I associated it with TT!!

Haha that sounds more likely! Not sure about the torture thing 🤣

[wilisno]

I found one to add ;) I couldn’t see TT on there? After a bit of googling I think it’s tickle torture? ������

I only collected those mainstream abbreviations that are used in this industry, not those invented by a random person that few people know what they mean.

[AUSLAD21]

Ahlungor
Wilisno
Woods23
Caffrey
Xboyx
Wilson
533
142
479
Ginza
Rooter
CIP
COF
BBFS
BBBJ
Christmas
A&L marrying Lala
Cunninglinguist
COB
HarryCD
5
42

Can I add 200 Pyrmont to this. Before I came to know of this forum the only places I used to go were what Google suggested and boy they were quite on the higher side. This forum has given so much to me that I feel like a small kid in a candy shop. There's so much I have never known, maybe just a drop in the ocean. Thanks to all the brothers who keep giving and to the forum for helping with the platform.
Cheers

[Brothelcreeper]

I will add another thing:

Does a WL / ML want to marry me if they ask for my number ?

LOL

[asiafever]

Yes I remember him. Guys from Melbourne come to sydney during mid week to work and play the girls here. He is demanding and play hard. He is ban from this forum. I have a few PM with him. He and hu6e were the AR in 2018.

Ah Hu6e, he was a good guy, hope he's doing well.
Remember speechwriter, he was a left field character.
Jav_fan was good fpr a laugh also. Chucky was a good bloke. And the guy who kept going to Kings Court Broadway. Definitely had some laughs over the years. Too many guys to mention.
And the unbelievable wankfest when Iris was posting, guys clamouring over her, it was hilarious.
Cmk is a champ also, been around these parts a long time. Can't hear Here I Go Again by Whitesnake without thinking of him...
I guess the forum taught me where to go and what to expect. I was pretty green when I joined, particularly as I was new to Sydney.
The phrases I kept reading and had no idea what they meant at first were:
Ymmv
Bbbj
PSE
ABC
PS.
And probably many others.

Seems so long ago now. In those days I was one of Roger's best customers at 22 Rydalmere, alternating with Epping Massage and their selection of girls at the time.

[Brothelcreeper]

Ah Hu6e, he was a good guy, hope he's doing well.
Remember speechwriter, he was a left field character.
Jav_fan was good fpr a laugh also. Chucky was a good bloke. And the guy who kept going to Kings Court Broadway. Definitely had some laughs over the years. Too many guys to mention.
And the unbelievable wankfest when Iris was posting, guys clamouring over her, it was hilarious.
Cmk is a champ also, been around these parts a long time. Can't hear Here I Go Again by Whitesnake without thinking of him...
I guess the forum taught me where to go and what to expect. I was pretty green when I joined, particularly as I was new to Sydney.
The phrases I kept reading and had no idea what they meant at first were:
Ymmv
Bbbj
PSE
ABC
PS.
And probably many others.

Seems so long ago now. In those days I was one of Roger's best customers at 22 Rydalmere, alternating with Epping Massage and their selection of girls at the time.


Hu6e is still alive on the forum, not buried yet. You just need to know where to look.

A clue is in my reply.

JAV FAN is also still punting strong in the dark Sydney night.

[asiafever]

Hu6e is still alive on the forum, not buried yet. You just need to know where to look.

A clue is in my reply.

JAV FAN is also still punting strong in the dark Sydney night.

Oooh a puzzle!

Given I have the IQ of a grapefruit this should keep me entertained for hours..

[QueenofObi]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.
It’s romantic story

[Guymartin420]

Abbreviations like DATY, YMMV, BBFS, ML, WL, HJ etc.

That someone else is fucking the ML I’m/I was fucking (through PMs)

The games WLs and MLs play

About Ginza, 5 star

Legends like rooter, AHL

Accurate after reports

About Love hotel

A big Thanks To the forum and its members!!

[Assandlegs]

A@L was a punter on this forum saw Lala at Ginza about a bezillion times. Rumour has it that they are now a married couple a bit like Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman movie.Haha ... thanks for immortalising my exploits BC... I saw Lala while she was at Ginza for a total of 222 sessions, she is still one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen!!