Vegan Condoms

[LoveGlove]

Vegan Condoms aka Vondoms

BBQ’ng with some friends the other day the conversation turned to females, relationships and sex.

One of the lads commented about a female he met at a night club and is now casually seeing. This particular female is full on with the vegan lifestyle and climate activism shit and will only have sex on the proviso that vegan condoms are used.

As these aren’t readily available he bought a carton of Vondoms on eBay just in case the opportunity presents itself. He is now patiently awaiting delivery while his balls turn blue.

I suggested he take a punt while he waits; or buy the normal condoms and tell her they’re vegan. Who’s to know the difference?

Do any of the vegan bros use Vondoms?

[sydneypete]

I know the experience from an ex years ago

Shell know if they're not vegan by the brand. Your mate won't know the difference when he uses them. From memory its that they dont some sort of milk product in the process of manufacture.

[F0x]

This just made me think of a condom entirely made from strands of grass.

Chick gets lawn burn from the inside if you go too fast

[halfway]

Let her know that our money contains Animal products :shout:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/new-video-reveals-substance-in-australias-paper-currency-that-has-outraged-vegans/news-story/6e412aab89d82558edcb0c555519d37b

[hornedone]

See if she'll go fully 'natural' - bareback/creampie into her unkempt hairy moot

[halfway]

See if she'll go fully 'natural' - bareback/creampie into her unkempt hairy moot


hahaha that made me laugh :shout::shout:

[LoveGlove]

I should’ve suggested that he DATY her.......in theory he’ll be a vegetarian when he eats her out.

[krnboy]

Wtf? Never knew such thing ever existed. Fukn Vondoms. We are lucky to even have condoms today because in the old times, pigs intestines have been used

[krnboy]

https://www.condomdepot.com/condom-information/the-oldest-condom-in-the-world/

[Tavs]

See if she'll go fully 'natural' - bareback/creampie into her unkempt hairy moot

Wouldn’t a creampie in her be not allowed as she is then partaking in animal product?

[LoveGlove]

https://www.condomdepot.com/condom-information/the-oldest-condom-in-the-world/

Fuck those condoms look animalistic and brutal!
If I was a chick and a dude used one of those, I’d think “bestiality” straight off the bat.
Kudos to our punting ancestors who pioneered and paved the way for better quality condoms.

Anyway before somebody asks, Halal Condoms do exist.
I just can’t figure out how or what makes them Halal plug’n play.

https://www.callvin.com/gb/parodies/1342-halal-condom.html

[hornedone]

Bit of glad wrap will do the trick