Hi I’m Louisa from 18 Chard Road and 58 (Taylor’s, Lidcombe) - Ask me anything!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hey guys!

Oh wow! I’ve been a long time lurker of the reviews and thought as a WL I should join in on the fun and say hello!

And run an “Ask me anything“ thread!

A bit about me - I am originally from the UK. Yes I have a strong British accent. Heritage is half Filipino and half African - so yes I look exotic and shock people when I speak hahaha!

I did “work” in whilst in London, and have a few stories to tell - I know, I wouldn’t be the first “working girl to do so!”

I do have a full time “normal” job in the city - I am quite high in management, and this is my secret bit of fun and escapism. I practice safe sex and genuinely enjoy this side of my life.

The sex industry gets a lot of flack - but in my experience is one of the nicest, supportive and safest industries if done well. You don’t get backstabbed like in the corporate world and us girls do look out for each other - well I know I do!

So go on... what would you like to know?!70001

[sexercisor2230]

Hey guys!

Oh wow! I’ve been a long time lurker of the reviews and thought as a WL I should join in on the fun and say hello!

And run an “Ask me anything“ thread!

A bit about me - I am originally from the UK. Yes I have a strong British accent. Heritage is half Filipino and half African - so yes I look exotic and shock people when I speak hahaha!

I did “work” in whilst in London, and have a few stories to tell - I know, I wouldn’t be the first “working girl to do so!”

I do have a full time “normal” job in the city - I am quite high in management, and this is my secret bit of fun and escapism. I practice safe sex and genuinely enjoy this side of my life.

The sex industry gets a lot of flack - but in my experience is one of the nicest, supportive and safest industries if done well. You don’t get backstabbed like in the corporate world and us girls do look out for each other - well I know I do!

So go on... what would you like to know?!70001

What days u doing this extra job and will you do private as well or just in shop?

[Labia Vortex]

Keeping yourself emotionally detached must be difficult

[jesus-chan]

How does it affect your everyday relationships? With friends, family, SO, etc.

[max_power]

could only imagine how sexy that accent will be

[Brothelcreeper]

Am I the best orgasm giver in Sydney ?

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?95359-Back-in-Black-Louisa-friendly-sexy-black-girl-with-a-juicy-orgasmic-pussy

[Brothelcreeper]

I met her today and had a great time with her. She told me that she is an avid reader of the forum and wants to chat with us punters.

I told her to get ready to be bombarded with messages LOL

Go and see her. Lovely girl and she really does like sex as she does this as a side job. She has a well paid day job and just likes fucking so winner all round

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What days u doing this extra job and will you do private as well or just in shop?

Hi there!
I generally work Friday nights (6pm-6am) and all day Saturday and night at Brookvale (18 Chard Road), and Sundays (1pm-9pm) at the sister shop 58 Railway parade at Lidcombe.
Only started doing Lidcombe a week ago.
Hope to see and have fun with you soon!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Keeping yourself emotionally detached must be difficult

It is in a way - but I have an analytical mind. Sometimes you have and want to do things that is for you and you only that most won’t understand. If you overthink why, then that’s when the madness starts right?

As long as I’m not doing anything to hurt myself or put others around me in jeopardy then I’m happy

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

How does it affect your everyday relationships? With friends, family, SO, etc.

Well I have a child with my ex who I’m on amazing terms with (he is still my best friend). He knows what I do, and knew I did it for a year back in England before I met him. And he’s cool - he loves to hear my stories plus it’s good having someone in the normal world, not only to know where you are for safety, but also someone who you can trust to off load to somewhat.

I have another good friend who knows too - and he’s brilliant with it (he’s French, and rather open minded than some. My sister in the Uk also knows.

I do have a boyfriend who does not know what I do, and a very close circle of friends and work colleagues who would be a bit shocked. I see it as a job I do. But most wont see it that way unfortunately as there is still a stigma attached to this line of work :-(

[Brothelcreeper]

Is the photo posted on the 18 Chard Rd website legitimate?
Filipino/African with an English accent? I'm intrigued.

Photo is not her. She is an attractive black woman, well educated and very friendly. Great fuck as well

Go and try her

The photo she posted at the start of the thread is her. Not a great photo so perhaps she will post a better one

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

could only imagine how sexy that accent will be

Trust me it is hahaha
I have many compliments on my accent... and also on my other tongue skills ;-)

[Brothelcreeper]

Thanks for clearing that up. Issue is that the photo supplied here doesn't show all that much. Oh well, only one way to find out.

Your username is just the best ha ha ha

[Brothelcreeper]

Haha... cheers mate.

I thought it would be perfectly suited considering I'm a rapidly approaching middle aged horny guy armed with plenty of cash and an ongoing prescription for Vitamin V who has a penchant for exotic pu$$ies from around the world, particularly Asia. :miao:

We are kindred spirits then

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Am I the best orgasm giver in Sydney ?

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?95359-Back-in-Black-Louisa-friendly-sexy-black-girl-with-a-juicy-orgasmic-pussy

Now you’ve put me in a pickle!!!!
Now if I say yes... everyone on here is gonna hate me (and we can’t have that can we?!)
And if I say no... well you wouldn’t believe it anyway hahaha

Let’s just say you were one of my best and now one of my favourites 😊

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Is the photo posted on the 18 Chard Rd website legitimate?
Filipino/African with an English accent? I'm intrigued.

It’s funny as sometimes they use my real one, and sometimes they don’t. The photo they used in the roster thread in Auxxx reviews is me and the one I use on my profile here 😊

Here’s one of my body for ya to get your juices flowing 70002

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I met her today and had a great time with her. She told me that she is an avid reader of the forum and wants to chat with us punters.

I told her to get ready to be bombarded with messages LOL

Go and see her. Lovely girl and she really does like sex as she does this as a side job. She has a well paid day job and just likes fucking so winner all round

Thank you! You are very kind *kisses*

And yes folks, what he said is all true - however I do think he can go so far as to say I’m the best in Sydney eh?

Hahaha only joking, I’m the best in the world Hahahaha ;-)

[Brothelcreeper]

Kithttps://i.imgur.com/EQEcKlB_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Brothelcreeper]

https://i.imgur.com/e5UuGQd_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Pleck]

Why would you work in a suburb like Lidcombe?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Kithttps://i.imgur.com/EQEcKlB_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Cor bleeding gov’ner that’s well diamond mate :-D

[Brothelcreeper]

https://i.imgur.com/cmgQPD2_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Brothelcreeper]

All real cockneys like Louisa will know what these three photos mean

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Why would you work in a suburb like Lidcombe?

Hmmmm good question.

2 reasons really. It’s the sister shop to 18 Chard road (same owners) and they asked if I wanted to have a go.


Me being me, said why not? I actually am usually at 18. And do prefer it there however Lidcombe is only 20 minutes drive to my house which makes it easier to get home on Sunday night (I have my city job Monday to Friday!)

Which brings me to the 2nd reason:

I have a well paying and quite senior job in the city. The last thing I’d want is for someone to come in that I know!!! Would be a tad awkward.

However it has happened with an ex of mine. He came in and yep - that was an experience I never want to have again!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

https://i.imgur.com/cmgQPD2_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

I bloody hated Minder!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

All real cockneys like Louisa will know what these three photos mean

Haha I don’t sound that Cockney... ok maybe I do sound all very Lahhhhndon.

Now after I have a few wines... I’m all Eastenders, me

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What days u doing this extra job and will you do private as well or just in shop?

Forgot to say I will do some private bookings - after I’ve met you in one of the shops first 😊

[Labia Vortex]

What really gets your juices flowing ?
Gentle touch... humour... a firm bod ?
Or that strange thing called chemistry ?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What really gets your juices flowing ?
Gentle touch... humour... a firm bod ?
Or that strange thing called chemistry ?

For me it’s about confidence - knowing who you are and what you like. Not being arrogant or aggressive about it, but being able to show and say they like something or not is great for great sex.

I love to laugh (as you probably can tell!) and am a bit quirky (I wouldn’t be doing this otherwise!) so yes, I love humour in a guy. You don’t have to be ripped. In fact I’m not a fan of gym, ripped grater chest bods.

I love good conversations too and can literally talk your ear off about any subject under the sun if you let me!

Put all that together and yes, that’s chemistry. For me anyway :-)

[aussiegaigin]

I bloody hated Minder!

I thought it was a great show.

But I always had aspirations to be like Arthur

[kjai]

What are your pet peeves and what do you like in a punter? Thanks for doing this AMA by the way.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I thought it was a great show.

But I always had aspirations to be like Arthur

I was a kid when it was on/popular - my dad, god bless his soul, loved the show and the theme tune reminds me of him - he even had an Arther Daly coat!

[Labia Vortex]

Louisa you gotta know that this is going to increase your client base and both
Your venues are going to get a whole lot busier :love:

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What are your pet peeves and what do you like in a punter? Thanks for doing this AMA by the way.

Great question.

Biggest pet peeves are:
Not wanting to wash first - you expect me to worship your intimate bits but don’t have the curtesy to have a shower first? I understand clients want to feel like they don’t want to miss a minute of action, but c’mon. You wouldn’t want a smelly pussy either. I always ignore the first few buzzers anyway as I don’t want to feel like clients are rushed so you are getting the time and then some!

Not respecting boundaries. I do not kiss everyone. Nor do I do anal or natural blow jobs with everyone. And I do not do bareback. No amount of money will make me do so either. I don’t want to put my health (or my boyfriend’s who doesn’t know what I do) in Jeopardy. Clients say they are clean, but I don’t know you or know you from Adam and you don’t know me either!

Clients not being respectful and treat us like we are nothing. Luckily I’ve only had people try this twice and I won’t stand for it, but I’ve heard stories from my friends/girls I work with in the industry who just because they have been paid for the time, that they can treat them horribly and that they are now “theirs” to treat like a rough inanimate object. If you wanted that, a sex doll with no feelings may be more to your tastes.

Other than that, I don’t have any really lol

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Louisa you gotta know that this is going to increase your client base and both
Your venues are going to get a whole lot busier :love:

Really? Haha let’s see I guess!

I think if a client is going to pick you, it’s because they have a specific fantasy in mind or girl. I try to explain this to some of the new girls who start when they aren’t busy/don’t get picked.
I think it’s important to be yourself, and I like blowing preconceived ideals about the industry haha - it may help someone visiting for the first time or a girl wanting to try the work.

When I did this in the UK I used to write a daily blog on my escapades which made me quite popular in London. I’m thinking of starting it again here as some of the stories aren’t just penthouse, but funny, sad. Real.
If it helps me, the girls I work with and the shops then that’s a bonus��

[kaos]

Hi Louisa,

Thanks for hosting the AMA! It's insightful to hear more from the other side of the same coin 🙂

I'm gonna be a little greedy with the questions as i find this industry quite fascinating:

- how do you manage your energy levels working 7 days/week? esp fri/ sat where it appears you have a long day/night and back up like a champ on Sat
- you mentioned you've bumped into an ex once, have you had any other instances where you've seen someone you knew /recognised (e.g. friend of a friend)? Do you have a policy on what you'd do if that ever happened?
- aside from not wanting to be in the CBD, what made you choose the shop in the first place (Over other shops in suburbia)?
- can you claim things like outfits and lingerie sets as a tax deduction?
- is there a specific demographic (this could be by age, background, occupation type) of your clients? Or is it a proper collection of mixed nuts 😂

So many questions, i should just come in for a session.... just gotta find time to swing out your way 🙂

Thanks and have a great day

[Raybo]

always refreshing to see a WL joining the forum and contributing. It's great to see things from the other side of the fence.

I can already tell that you are going to be a busy girl! Guys will be jumping out of trees to come see you now!!! Its a good thing you love your work!

Thanks again, looking forward to your contributions, perhaps even a few reviews! 😁 perhaps you can encourage some of your colleagues to join as well.

[AHLUNGOR]

Hi Louisa,

Welcome to the forum !

Hope you have lots of fun around here.

Great to have an active lady member who likes to post and share her thoughts.

Cheers

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi Louisa,

Thanks for hosting the AMA! It's insightful to hear more from the other side of the same coin ��

I'm gonna be a little greedy with the questions as i find this industry quite fascinating:

- how do you manage your energy levels working 7 days/week? esp fri/ sat where it appears you have a long day/night and back up like a champ on Sat
- you mentioned you've bumped into an ex once, have you had any other instances where you've seen someone you knew /recognised (e.g. friend of a friend)? Do you have a policy on what you'd do if that ever happened?
- aside from not wanting to be in the CBD, what made you choose the shop in the first place (Over other shops in suburbia)?
- can you claim things like outfits and lingerie sets as a tax deduction?
- is there a specific demographic (this could be by age, background, occupation type) of your clients? Or is it a proper collection of mixed nuts ��

So many questions, i should just come in for a session.... just gotta find time to swing out your way ��

Thanks and have a great day

Great questions! Massive response, bare with me!

- how do you manage your energy levels working 7 days/week? esp fri/ sat where it appears you have a long day/night and back up like a champ on Sat

With great difficulty sometimes!
We have day beds we use to catch up on sleep throughout the day. Some Monday’s, I work my normal job from home (IE: today I am working home - yay!)
Depending on the client, I admit I do do a few lines of coke on a Friday/Sat night - it’s the only drug I do, and only do it if I want a pick me up. I don’t do it at home.
Other than that I love coffee, and drink gallons of the stuff.
I have also started to work one weekend off and the other on - so can be hard to pin down for a booking! I have a son I share custody, but luckily his dad lives 5 minutes away from me, so I also see him when it’s not my turn to have him (and vice versa with his dad).

- you mentioned you've bumped into an ex once, have you had any other instances where you've seen someone you knew /recognised (e.g. friend of a friend)? Do you have a policy on what you'd do if that ever happened?

Luckily, that was the only time it happened!
I had no idea where Brookvale was on the map, so as soon as I went back to my room after saying hello I googled to see how far the shop was and where he lived - 10 bloody minutes!
I now try to peak at the clients coming in, to see if I know them. Touch wood, it hasn’t happened again!

- aside from not wanting to be in the CBD, what made you choose the shop in the first place (Over other shops in suburbia)?

Funnily enough, I typed in “Escort work, Sydney” in google and 18 chard came up first! I sent in my details and they said I could start that Friday! My sons dad couldn’t believe it was as easy as that!
The girls there are lovely - we support each other, and have great laughs. The owners really treat the girls well - there is a cook that makes us lunch and dinner. They arrange a driver to pick me up anywhere in the city to take me to the shop and to take me home again after. They take the girls out for dinner to chat, and to see if they are happy. Christmas just gone, they gave us presents - I got a big bottle of Chanel worth $300. It’s things like that that make you feel appreciated.
It was a very happy happenstance that I lucked out on that google search!
I have been asked to go to other shops, but I’m loyal.

- can you claim things like outfits and lingerie sets as a tax deduction?

I wish!!!!
I love dressing up, and have a massive collection of lingerie from around the world anyway (and did without this job as an excuse). For some girls it’s shoes and handbags, for me it’s lingerie.

- is there a specific demographic (this could be by age, background, occupation type) of your clients you see?

18 Chard - Caucasian, age between 30-55. Youngest I’ve seen was 21 and the oldest was in his 70’s. Most have high flying jobs and like the fact I understand that.

58 (Taylor’s) - Indian/Nepalese/Asian. 21-30. Work nearby. Want something different so when they come in, see I’m not Chinese, I usually get chosen.

Hope that answers your questions!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

always refreshing to see a WL joining the forum and contributing. It's great to see things from the other side of the fence.

I can already tell that you are going to be a busy girl! Guys will be jumping out of trees to come see you now!!! Its a good thing you love your work!

Thanks again, looking forward to your contributions, perhaps even a few reviews! �� perhaps you can encourage some of your colleagues to join as well.

Thank you!

I will definitely try and get some of the girls to contribute. I find it quite therapeutic actually, and I’m sure they would too!

Can I review clients? Is that allowed lol?!

I am thinking of starting the blog/diary I had in London again. Will let you know if and when I do so!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi Louisa,

Welcome to the forum !

Hope you have lots of fun around here.

Great to have an active lady member who likes to post and share her thoughts.

Cheers

Hello and thank you!
It’s been rather fun so far!
I and you have Brothelcreeper to thank for this! When he found out I was quite an active writer back home in London, he said I should do it here as many would be interested here too :-)

[kjai]

Hi Louisa, you could have chosen to work pretty much in the world. Why Sydney? And how does it compare to London?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi Louisa, you could have chosen to work pretty much in the world. Why Sydney? And how does it compare to London?

I do this line of work here as I live in Sydney now - I was head hunted by a company in the UK for my normal job, so moved here.

In London there is an amazing site for independent escorts. Not only can you advertise. But you can also do web cam, write blogs/diaries, sell clothing etc. I’ll post the link here for you to see the difference - https://www.adultwork.com/Home.asp

I did earn more and had more freedom. Some of the clients I had were TV people, Senior police officers from Scotland Yard, doctors, poker players from around the world and of course MP’s lol.

What I like about Sydney is that its legal here. In the Uk it’s not, so we had a duty to protect and share info to others to keep leach other safe as you couldn’t go to the police or anything.

I worked privately in London for a year, and made a killing before giving it up for a decade to work corporate full time and to have my son.

[Bunningsnag]

I think reviewing the clients would be gold. Be a great crackup.
Welcome Louis

[Bunningsnag]

Louisa I mean. Sorry

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I find reading about your job and your life fascinating, your the best thing ever to happen for this forum...refreshing...cheers

Awwww thank you!

I know there is a lot of fascination with this industry- there is a lot of cool stuff that happens, but unfortunately it hasn’t been that way for some girls.
There is a lot of punter reviews, but not many where girls actually talk freely about it here in Sydney/Aus. In the UK there are places (like the the link I posted which was amazing for girls to interact safely).

I can see how mentally it can affect some women who do this. I’m lucky that I have a separate life (and a good network of people that support and can offload to who don’t judge) that balances it all out and keeps me sane!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I think reviewing the clients would be gold. Be a great crackup.
Welcome Louis

It probably would be the best section here hahaha!

The site I posted that I was part of in the UK had that function - client reviews girl and girl also reviewed client. Not only can it be hilarious, but it also gave a measure of safety too

[AHLUNGOR]

Brit with an accent that should be in a High Grant film


Hugh Grant ?

Speaking of British accent, like the Late Late show with James Corden. And the whole panel of Britain Got Talents !! correction, mostly focused on Amanda and Alesha of course !

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hugh Grant ?

Speaking of British accent, like the Late Late show with James Corden. And the whole panel of Britain Got Talents !! correction, mostly focused on Amanda and Alesha of course !

Haha yes Hugh Grant... who also knows A LOT about this industry lol. Silly Apple auto correct

Yes, us Brits do get around - I’ve liked Aleisha for years - she used to be in an all girl group in the Uk years ago too

[jimbonz]

When you said my peepee is the biggest you've seen, did you mean it?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

When you said my peepee is the biggest you've seen, did you mean it?

Yeah of course - on that particular day ;-)

Maybe I need to check it out again lol!

[Labia Vortex]

You ever get “ orgasmed out”... where your body becomes insensitive to sex?

[kaos]

Great questions! Massive response, bare with me!

- how do you manage your energy levels working 7 days/week? esp fri/ sat where it appears you have a long day/night and back up like a champ on Sat

With great difficulty sometimes!
We have day beds we use to catch up on sleep throughout the day. Some Monday’s, I work my normal job from home (IE: today I am working home - yay!)
Depending on the client, I admit I do do a few lines of coke on a Friday/Sat night - it’s the only drug I do, and only do it if I want a pick me up. I don’t do it at home.
Other than that I love coffee, and drink gallons of the stuff.
I have also started to work one weekend off and the other on - so can be hard to pin down for a booking! I have a son I share custody, but luckily his dad lives 5 minutes away from me, so I also see him when it’s not my turn to have him (and vice versa with his dad).

- you mentioned you've bumped into an ex once, have you had any other instances where you've seen someone you knew /recognised (e.g. friend of a friend)? Do you have a policy on what you'd do if that ever happened?

Luckily, that was the only time it happened!
I had no idea where Brookvale was on the map, so as soon as I went back to my room after saying hello I googled to see how far the shop was and where he lived - 10 bloody minutes!
I now try to peak at the clients coming in, to see if I know them. Touch wood, it hasn’t happened again!

- aside from not wanting to be in the CBD, what made you choose the shop in the first place (Over other shops in suburbia)?

Funnily enough, I typed in “Escort work, Sydney” in google and 18 chard came up first! I sent in my details and they said I could start that Friday! My sons dad couldn’t believe it was as easy as that!
The girls there are lovely - we support each other, and have great laughs. The owners really treat the girls well - there is a cook that makes us lunch and dinner. They arrange a driver to pick me up anywhere in the city to take me to the shop and to take me home again after. They take the girls out for dinner to chat, and to see if they are happy. Christmas just gone, they gave us presents - I got a big bottle of Chanel worth $300. It’s things like that that make you feel appreciated.
It was a very happy happenstance that I lucked out on that google search!
I have been asked to go to other shops, but I’m loyal.

- can you claim things like outfits and lingerie sets as a tax deduction?

I wish!!!!
I love dressing up, and have a massive collection of lingerie from around the world anyway (and did without this job as an excuse). For some girls it’s shoes and handbags, for me it’s lingerie.

- is there a specific demographic (this could be by age, background, occupation type) of your clients you see?

18 Chard - Caucasian, age between 30-55. Youngest I’ve seen was 21 and the oldest was in his 70’s. Most have high flying jobs and like the fact I understand that.

58 (Taylor’s) - Indian/Nepalese/Asian. 21-30. Work nearby. Want something different so when they come in, see I’m not Chinese, I usually get chosen.

Hope that answers your questions!

It does! Thanks for taking the time to respond so quickly!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

You ever get “ orgasmed out”... where your body becomes insensitive to sex?

I have a very sensitive clit. When I cum, I cum - it’s hard to fake it and the guy who is with me knows.

Then it/I get rather sensitive that I have to do something else! Like oral on the guy, anal etc.

If someone goes out of there way and takes my pleasure into account, I will go above and beyond to make them feel as good as they made me feel too :-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

It does! Thanks for taking the time to respond so quickly!

No problem- I loved your questions!

[Raybo]

If someone goes out of there way and takes my pleasure into account, I will go above and beyond to make them feel as good as they made me feel too :-)

Haha, you're good at this, a natural! 😁

All the guys be frothing now!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Haha, you're good at this, a natural! ��

All the guys be frothing now!

Ahhh but it’s true - I think I said somewhere in this thread it’s about mutual enjoyment, and that’s what makes great sex.

You wouldn’t want someone just lying there stiff and faking it - I don’t want to do that. A lot of money is spent on my time, and I genuinely do want to give pleasure (and enjoy myself in the process too!).

[AUSLAD21]

Wow a WL on the forum makes things interesting. I’m really intrigued by your worries and sense of humour.
One of the questions I had was what turns you on during sex, what is it that gets your juices flowing. I really like getting down on a woman and make her reach orgasm, what are your boundaries when it comes to a guy going down on you?
Do you allow a guy to slip to your ass while licking your clit. That’s a turn on for me but I always ask if the lady is okay with it (one doesn’t need unpleasant experiences during an act of intimacy as I feel that it then takes things downhill if boundaries are not followed and set)

[Labia Vortex]

Was it a difficult decision to become a working girl ?
What prompted you to start ..?

[F0x]

Will have to be careful around the hot size 8/10 Brits in the office now 🤣😂🤣

*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

*Does size actually matter

*Thoughts on feminism?

Ive been to 58 Taylors twice, first time (long ago) I met a very pretty Indian/Nepalese (Sorry cant tell the difference myself so put both) who was great at wasting time, but I was younger and not as wise haha. 2nd time though I was introduced to 3 women of which I could only say, they were being penetrated by more than just men, get the impression id find a whole bunch of needles somewhere. I politely declined to add to their total number of Objects Inside For The Day.

From your talk up, guessing that this might no longer be the case!

Lastly a riddle, to arouse the mind.

You cannot see me, but you always know if I'm there and I am everywhere.

You can create me, and I can save you or kill you.

What am I?

[tpol]

The answer is gas

[Fred69]

Louisa,

You might remember me - I had a great session with you at No 18 before Christmas and then last month, also at 18, an amazing double with you and the lovely Nicky. Here is my review:

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?94780-Nicky-and-Louisa-at-18-Brookvale-a-fantastic-ebony-ebony-lesbian-double

After that review a forum member (and I have been told which username he usually uses here) replied that my reviews are bullshit and always full of shit and saying that there is no way girls will do this amount of lesbian action for him all the time.

It is always just me and the WLs in the room so usually there is no way of confirming what is written in my reviews.

But you starting this thread has given the opportunity of establishing whether what I wrote is "bullshit" and "fantasy" or is it factual.

If you remember the session and have read my review, just how accurate is it?

BTW - regarding cock sizes, you also told me that mine was the biggest one you've seen!!!!

Cheers,

Fred

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Wow a WL on the forum makes things interesting. I’m really intrigued by your worries and sense of humour.
One of the questions I had was what turns you on during sex, what is it that gets your juices flowing. I really like getting down on a woman and make her reach orgasm, what are your boundaries when it comes to a guy going down on you?
Do you allow a guy to slip to your ass while licking your clit. That’s a turn on for me but I always ask if the lady is okay with it (one doesn’t need unpleasant experiences during an act of intimacy as I feel that it then takes things downhill if boundaries are not followed and set)

Hello! I’m glad you like my sense of humour - some don’t know how to take it!

I guess it depends on the client. I do have boundaries but if we are both enjoying it and their is an element of hygiene between both parties then.

I love being licked - I guess that answers your question! ;-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Was it a difficult decision to become a working girl ?
What prompted you to start ..?

When I first started in my 20’s in London I did it for fun - it was a quick and fun way to make money.
60% of it wasn’t even sex... some of the things I was asked to do and in turn receive huge amount of money was insane!

I also incorporated my love of cooking with some of my sessions - I am a trained chef before I went into the corporate world so I would offer the ultimate GFE - 3 course meal cooked by me, great conversation and great sex for £1000 for 5 hours, and I couldn’t believe how popular it was. Some would even help me with the cooking!
But it was nice because it was just like being with a partner and doing nice things together which guys enjoyed

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

A creepy stalker....................

Wahahahhahahahhah!!!!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Louisa,

You might remember me - I had a great session with you at No 18 before Christmas and then last month, also at 18, an amazing double with you and the lovely Nicky. Here is my review:

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?94780-Nicky-and-Louisa-at-18-Brookvale-a-fantastic-ebony-ebony-lesbian-double

After that review a forum member (and I have been told which username he usually uses here) replied that my reviews are bullshit and always full of shit and saying that there is no way girls will do this amount of lesbian action for him all the time.

It is always just me and the WLs in the room so usually there is no way of confirming what is written in my reviews.

But you starting this thread has given the opportunity of establishing whether what I wrote is "bullshit" and "fantasy" or is it factual.

If you remember the session and have read my review, just how accurate is it?

BTW - regarding cock sizes, you also told me that mine was the biggest one you've seen!!!!

Cheers,

Fred

Hey you! Of course I remember you!

What a sesh that was! Are people seriously giving you grief and not believing it happened?

Listen fellas, if you are a respectful and nice guy, I and other girls will do our utmost to pleasure and please you.
Don’t hate or be doubtful because he had a fabulous session - with two girls that actually had fun with him.

Also, yes I am 41 and proud of it and the fact I look way younger. I may not look “mid 20’s” but being able to pass -“a decade younger” than I am is awesome. I don’t lie about my age - if someone asks I always tell them and laugh at a) how shocked they are or b) they think I’m lying because I want to get rid of them.

Blasian’s don’t crack, eh?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hahaha, nice one there!

Haha you got it!

I aim to please. Sometimes I think “No I better not go there as some won’t get it”.

Obviously their are a few on here with quick wit and intelligence! I love it ;-)

[Pleck]

Hi, you say that you have a boyfriend but he doesn't know what you do. Do you think that is honest and fair to him?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi, you say that you have a boyfriend but he doesn't know what you do. Do you think that is honest and fair to him?

Good question.

No, of course it isn’t fair. However I don’t want to hurt him. As I do love him. He wouldn’t understand that emotions aren’t involved, and it’s just sex.

I did try to tell him. I told him I did it back in London and he was fine with it. I was about to tell him I was doing it again when he said “That was a while ago, if you were doing it now then, I don’t know how I’d feel”.

I’m winding down my work, and am planning to quit for good very soon. Probably why I decided to do this Q&A - go out with a bang!

Also, sometimes you do stuff and keep it to yourself. Maybe it’s selfish, but sometimes it’s for the greater good.

[Labia Vortex]

Louisa.... please give us plenty of notice before you
Quit for good

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Louisa.... please give us plenty of notice before you
Quit for good

Oh for sure! I shall! x

[Pleck]

Good question.

No, of course it isn’t fair. However I don’t want to hurt him. As I do love him. He wouldn’t understand that emotions aren’t involved, and it’s just sex.

I did try to tell him. I told him I did it back in London and he was fine with it. I was about to tell him I was doing it again when he said “That was a while ago, if you were doing it now then, I don’t know how I’d feel”.

I’m winding down my work, and am planning to quit for good very soon. Probably why I decided to do this Q&A - go out with a bang!

Also, sometimes you do stuff and keep it to yourself. Maybe it’s selfish, but sometimes it’s for the greater good.

Thanks for your quick answer. But what would happen if say your boyfriend found out via maybe a friend of his that saw you or somehow it dropped out?

[SexyBoi]

Woah!!! Wasn’t there a thread about finding a Blasian WL awhile ago? The Holy Grail of Punting!! Well here she is gents! She just literally and/or figuratively fallen into our laps folks! Welcome to the forum Louisa! If I may ask, how much is the percentage between Black (African) and Asian (Filipino) are you? And how do you celebrate your family and cultural heritage?

[Brothelcreeper]

Woah!!! Wasn’t there a thread about finding a Blasian WL awhile ago? The Holy Grail of Punting!! Well here she is gents! She just literally and/or figuratively fallen into our laps folks! Welcome to the forum Louisa! If I may ask, how much is the percentage between Black (African) and Asian (Filipino) are you? And how do you celebrate your family and cultural heritage?

That was Rooter looking for one I think ?

[Raybo]

Good question.

No, of course it isn’t fair. However I don’t want to hurt him. As I do love him. He wouldn’t understand that emotions aren’t involved, and it’s just sex.

I did try to tell him. I told him I did it back in London and he was fine with it. I was about to tell him I was doing it again when he said “That was a while ago, if you were doing it now then, I don’t know how I’d feel”.

I’m winding down my work, and am planning to quit for good very soon. Probably why I decided to do this Q&A - go out with a bang!

Also, sometimes you do stuff and keep it to yourself. Maybe it’s selfish, but sometimes it’s for the greater good.

I have seen 1st hand how relationships and work in the industry obviously conflict. It is tough for both the boyfriend and the worker.

I was busting for a punt tonight. Missus looked me in the eye when she kissed me and went to bed. I know the look....good night.

[kjai]

Just posting to say thanks for the insight and answering the Qs, all the best to going out for a bang in 2020!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Thanks for your quick answer. But what would happen if say your boyfriend found out via maybe a friend of his that saw you or somehow it dropped out?

I would be devastated actually. And hope it doesn’t happen.
It kinda happened back in the UK after I was with ex (father of my child). I thought I got rid of all my profiles, but there was one floating around and I had an anonymous message saying “So does ***** know”. Freaked me out. Luckily he did.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Woah!!! Wasn’t there a thread about finding a Blasian WL awhile ago? The Holy Grail of Punting!! Well here she is gents! She just literally and/or figuratively fallen into our laps folks! Welcome to the forum Louisa! If I may ask, how much is the percentage between Black (African) and Asian (Filipino) are you? And how do you celebrate your family and cultural heritage?

Ahhhh thank you!
I am 50/50! Mum was Filipina and Dad from West Africa :-)
So yes, I AM a true Blasian!
I can cook both cuisines - however I am a good cook, and French, Mexican and of course ya great British Roast with Yorkies are my favourites!

I haven’t been to the Philippines yet (it’s on my bucket list, and have no excuses as I live so close to it now). But have been to my Dads country.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I have seen 1st hand how relationships and work in the industry obviously conflict. It is tough for both the boyfriend and the worker.

I was busting for a punt tonight. Missus looked me in the eye when she kissed me and went to bed. I know the look....good night.

Yep - however I know a few girls whose SO’s know and are very supportive

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Just posting to say thanks for the insight and answering the Qs, all the best to going out for a bang in 2020!

Thanks so much! I’m enjoying answering all your questions - some have also really had to make me think which is great too :-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Will have to be careful around the hot size 8/10 Brits in the office now 🤣😂🤣

*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

*Does size actually

* Thoughts on Feminism

Ive been to 58 Taylors twice, first time (long ago) I met a very pretty Indian/Nepalese (Sorry cant tell the difference myself so put both) who was great at wasting time, but I was younger and not as wise haha. 2nd time though I was introduced to 3 women of which I could only say, they were being penetrated by more than just men, get the impression id find a whole bunch of needles somewhere. I politely declined to add to their total number of Objects Inside For The Day.

From your talk up, guessing that this might no longer be the case!

Lastly a riddle, to arouse the mind.

You cannot see me, but you always know if I'm there and I am everywhere.

You can create me, and I can save you or kill you.

What am I?

Sorry, thought I answered this!

*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

No - I always separated the two.
There was one guy, who if I’d met him in a bar or even on Tinder, we could’ve made a go of it. We saw each other in the outside world twice, and he wanted more. I said “it’s too weird, it’s like some fucked up Pretty Woman style crap” and I ended it.

*Does size actually matter

I really don’t think it does.... however there is something as being too bloody big! Sometimes I’m like WT actual F. Just because you are big, just being pounded by it is not enjoyable and quite painful actually. It’s what you do with it (big or small is what counts!)

*Thoughts on feminism

I am not feminist. I do believe in equality and empowering oneself. But that can go for both sexes.
I hate it when some feminists think that some are pushed into this line of work etc. Yes, there is some trafficking going on, but they should understand that some ladies actually enjoy doing it and want to do it.
It also annoys me when some say, I’m free to do what I want and sleep with whoever I want because I’m a proud feminist - yet some feel WL’s are being taken advantage off. Can’t they see the contradiction there?

Probably not the answer you were expecting, but hey lol

[F0x]

Sorry, thought I answered this!

*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

No - I always separated the two.
There was one guy, who if I’d met him in a bar or even on Tinder, we could’ve made a go of it. We saw each other in the outside world twice, and he wanted more. I said “it’s too weird, it’s like some fucked up Pretty Woman style crap” and I ended it.

*Does size actually matter

I really don’t think it does.... however there is something as being too bloody big! Sometimes I’m like WT actual F. Just because you are big, just being pounded by it is not enjoyable and quite painful actually. It’s what you do with it (big or small is what counts!)

*Thoughts on feminism

I am not feminist. I do believe in equality and empowering oneself. But that can go for both sexes.
I hate it when some feminists think that some are pushed into this line of work etc. Yes, there is some trafficking going on, but they should understand that some ladies actually enjoy doing it and want to do it.
It also annoys me when some say, I’m free to do what I want and sleep with whoever I want because I’m a proud feminist - yet some feel WL’s are being taken advantage off. Can’t they see the contradiction there?

Probably not the answer you were expecting, but hey lol

Thanks Lou,

Answer to riddle is:

HOLES.

Fitting for a punting forum non?

🤣😂🤣

[Raybo]

Yep - however I know a few girls whose SO’s know and are very supportive

I am friends with a couple. For a while the thought of seeing her was quite exciting, taboo even. She would message me when she was working. I eventually told her that it wasn't quite right and she agreed. 😁

He is pretty relaxed about it, well, appears so on the surface.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I did pm you but I will repeat what I said before you are like the old cliche "a breath of fresh air and you write well and can spell which half the people on this forum lack:grimace: I am a very late bloomer as far as the punting scene goes, I should oil up the "walking frame" and take a trip to Brooky, I was born and bred on the Northern beaches so I might pay you a visit:smile:...cheers

Why thank you, kind sir!

I did also PM you back - I hope you got it!

Having an Asian mother meant a strict education - as per usual. She taught me how to read at 2, and I was reading Charles Dickens and Mark Twain at 5 when I started Primary school, much to the shock of the teachers.

HOWEVER- I am extremely rubbish at maths (thank god for calculators) and am also a rubbish dancer which is a juxtaposition (and embarrassment) to my heritage lol

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Thanks Lou,

Answer to riddle is:

HOLES.

Fitting for a punting forum non?

������

Hahah extremely “fitting”!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I am friends with a couple. For a while the thought of seeing her was quite exciting, taboo even. She would message me when she was working. I eventually told her that it wasn't quite right and she agreed. ��

He is pretty relaxed about it, well, appears so on the surface.

This is why there has to be separation, and “Never the Twain” shall meet. It gets messy. Both parties have to understand that although there is a sexual connection - getting emotionally involved by giving more on the outside (texting “come see me baby” “I miss you” etc) can get you in a grey area of crap. I know it’s seen as “marketing”, but I like to keep it relatively simple.

I have another WL friend who split from her boyfriend of over a year. He was fine with it for a long time, but in the last 3 or so months got more and more jealous of the way she interacted with clients/regulars in the outside world. Then he lost his job, which meant they were living solely on her earnings for a couple of months. The resentment obviously built and he lost it and attacked her. He never hit or attacked anyone let alone her ever. Shocked and scared, she left the apartment she paid for and stayed with me for a few days to get herself sorted. She couldn’t undertake how quickly he changed. I tried to explain but she’s still processing it all. It’s been a few weeks and she hasn’t had contact with him and now has her own place and is doing ok.

[AHLUNGOR]

There was a show on SBS last night about Escorts !

It follow a high class female escort and a couple of male escorts whom I believe due to serious relationships decided to retire from working but rather starting their own agencies and recruiting other guys to work for them . Only watched bits and pieces but could be interesting for some of you guys. In French.

The female lead could well be a copy of our new friend Louisa here ..........haha

[Soccerfan]

Hi Louisa, I hope you’re well. What services do you provide?
Do you specialise in anything particular?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

There was a show on SBS last night about Escorts !

It follow a high class female escort and a couple of male escorts whom I believe due to serious relationships decided to retire from working but rather starting their own agencies and recruiting other guys to work for them . Only watched bits and pieces but could be interesting for some of you guys. And yes, very heavy pommy accent for all and sundries!

The female lead could well be a copy of our new friend Louisa here ..........haha

Oh wow - I have to have a look at this - hope it’s on demand!

I (of course), used to watch the show “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl”. It was on during the time I first started in London, and it was actually quite accurate (for me anyway). I watched it whilst my phone was buzzing and id be like “yes that happened to me too!” Maybe I was lucky I had a good start in it, that it gave me a good attitude about it all

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi Louisa, I hope you’re well. What services do you provide?
Do you specialise in anything particular?

Hello!

Hmmm well I’ve tried/done all sorts. Some of which are way way WAY out there, and some all they wanted was just to feel and be with someone.
On the extreme end, I was booked by a couple in London: she was in her 20’s he was older. Maybe 40’s?
They wanted me to poo on them, and then both would eat it. And it was filmed by them. I’m sure there is movie somewhere with a man and woman withering in ecstasy in poo, with a random black girl with a “WTF am I doing here” impression loitering in the background.

The other end of the spectrum was quite recent. I got chosen by a guy in Brookvale. He just got told his best friend had terminal cancer and was in bits. We talked, cuddled, I even made coffee and crumpets (that I had bought for a snack!) for us to eat. He ended up staying 5 hours. I felt bad for him extending and told him as much, but all he wanted was company.
After he told reception how happy he felt and to tell me thank you.

I guess if I had a specialty it’s about making people feel comfortable. To show that I do care about their enjoyment (wether it’s pleasure or just being a comfort for someone) during our time together.

If you mean sex, then I’ll definitely say my blow job skills. I was lucky to be given tips and pointers by a very famous American Porn Star with a household name in my 20’s who I happened to bump in to.

[Clownfiesta]

Wow, there's a lot of insightful responses here, thanks for taking the time to do this.
Are there any non-sexual activities or simple gestures from clients that you like/turn you on.

[AHLUNGOR]

Oh wow - I have to have a look at this - hope it’s on demand!

I (of course), used to watch the show “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl”. It was on during the time I first started in London, and it was actually quite accurate (for me anyway). I watched it whilst my phone was buzzing and id be like “yes that happened to me too!” Maybe I was lucky I had a good start in it, that it gave me a good attitude about it all


It's actually just called Escorts and it is on Demand:


https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/1692736067556/Escorts

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Wow, there's a lot of insightful responses here, thanks for taking the time to do this.
Are there any non-sexual activities or simple gestures from clients that you like/turn you on.

I think I said up earlier that I love to laugh do a sense of humour Is a must and people who are rather quirky!
Of course it’s always fun meeting a fellow Brit and reminiscing about all things British like comedy and music.

Someone who doesn’t take themselves seriously is a massive turn on for me

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

It's actually just called Escorts and it is on Demand:


https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/1692736067556/Escorts

Thanks I will hunt it out and watch it!

[Raybo]

reminiscing about all things British like comedy and music.

British comedy Tuesday night is a regular for me. QI, 8 out 10 cats or Would I Lie to You followed by Taskmaster! 👍😁

[jimbonz]

Do bosses get to fuck the girls for free? How prevalent is it in the industry?

[asiafever]

British comedy Tuesday night is a regular for me. QI, 8 out 10 cats or Would I Lie to You followed by Taskmaster! ����

Some decent shows in there, how about old episodes of Mock The Week, Big Fat Quiz, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mitchell and Webb etc?
I find T.v. comedy in the UK is far superior to here, and everywhere else really, probably the dour old Scots blood in me..

[jamaisvu]

What is your opinion on Brexit?
It is a legitimate question lolololol

[Raybo]

Some decent shows in there, how about old episodes of Mock The Week, Big Fat Quiz, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mitchell and Webb etc?
I find T.v. comedy in the UK is far superior to here, and everywhere else really, probably the dour old Scots blood in me..

I have always appreciated British comedy but have only got into these types of shows in the last 5 years or so. My daughter and her Husband got back from living in the UK a few years ago and since then I have been sold on them.

I will check all them out. Thanks bro!

Unfortunately, not much in the way of Aussie comedy shows now, though Have you been paying Attention on Monday Nights on 10 is pretty good. D-Gen and the late show back in the day were gems. Fast Forward had some classic skits, whilst Comedy Company had plenty of likeable characters.

Jim Jeffries is probably our best comedian these days. Carl Barron gets an honourable mention.

[asiafever]

I have always appreciated British comedy but have only got into these types of shows in the last 5 years or so. My daughter and her Husband got back from living in the UK a few years ago and since then I have been sold on them.

I will check all them out. Thanks bro!

My pleasure mate. I lived over there for a couple of years 25 years ago, but was always drawn to British humour, Monty Python, Billy Connolly, Lenny Henry, One Foot In The Grave etc, discovered a lot of these shows 10 or so years ago and rolled on from there. These days I just love Richard Ayoade, David Mitchell, Frankie Boyle, Katherine Ryan, Jimmy Carr etc.

[F0x]

My pleasure mate. I lived over there for a couple of years 25 years ago, but was always drawn to British humour, Monty Python, Billy Connolly, Lenny Henry, One Foot In The Grave etc, discovered a lot of these shows 10 or so years ago and rolled on from there. These days I just love Richard Ayoade, David Mitchell, Frankie Boyle, Katherine Ryan, Jimmy Carr etc.

Fuckin LOVE Jimmy Carr haha "isnt a Rhino just a Unicorn which hadnt moisturised in years?"

Always loved Brits and their humour. Theres only 1 Brit ive ever disliked and it wasnt just me. He was a snobbish wanker at work.

Love me some Black Adder "you like a bird who just swallowed a plate." - "I think i look rather sexy" - "to another plate swallowing bird perhaps. Who hadnt had it in months and was gagging for it".

and saw a bit of the Fast show which was hilairous "And you? Have you ever sampled the unique delights of a ladyman?"

Its their tongue in cheeck deadpan deliveries which get me.

Skip 2 my Lou, if you were to punt, what would you be requesting?

Youve mentioned no gym ripped grater bods, so extreme dad bod? A Cup manboobs? Some extra wiggle jiggle?

Fair or dark skin?

"Do I make you horny baby... Do I?"

😁 🤣

[AHLUNGOR]

That's a pretty good photo of you Louisa !!





https://www.desiresbrookvale.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/WechatIMG1697.jpeg



Louisa

Figure: Sexy

Skin: Dark

Hair: Black

Louisa ��Sexy, exotic and intelligence in one package.
British born, University educated Half Filipino & half Black 25 year old – a unique Blasian experience with a posh English accent. ��Very popular in London.
5”4, ��Size 10 with long legs,�� Louisa is not only fun and mischievous, ��she is guaranteed to give a memorable time!

[aussiegaigin]

Fuckin LOVE Jimmy Carr haha "isnt a Rhino just a Unicorn which hadnt moisturised in years?"

😁 🤣
I've become addicted to Jimmy Carr and "8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown" lately. Hard to imagine it is a prime time show considering the language and inuendo. But Jimmy's silly laughing is irritating. Rachel gets me horny, and Susie is a good MILF.

[asiafever]

I've become addicted to Jimmy Carr and "8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown" lately. Hard to imagine it is a prime time show considering the language and inuendo. But Jimmy's silly laughing is irritating. Rachel gets me horny, and Susie is a good MILF.

8oo10cdc is brilliant. And yeah on the language I reckon that is something they do better as well. And handle better. If you don't like swearing switch off!
I did like one episode of Mock The Week which was actually unedited "too hot for tv" where they spoke of how they'd reached their quota of "fucks and cunts".

[extra67]

The best 6 pages I have read in a long time. Thanks for sharing your insights.
You do have to start that blog. You have a flair for writing and the humour makes it very interesting reading. So yeah - looking forward to seeing post #1.
Louisa - you mentioned you did other things earlier in life for which you were paid handsomely - share a few - was it just dressing up or more sinister ?
Also - what are the three things you would want the chaps to most certainly do and three they rather NOT - I am keeping maintaining cleanliness out of the equation as that is Compulsory
and good luck gurl - keep it bare and real.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Do bosses get to fuck the girls for free? How prevalent is it in the industry?

Erm, I haven’t heard of bosses doing that!
Doesn’t happen in the shops I work at

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

British comedy Tuesday night is a regular for me. QI, 8 out 10 cats or Would I Lie to You followed by Taskmaster! ����

8 out of 10 cats does countdown is fabulous too!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Some decent shows in there, how about old episodes of Mock The Week, Big Fat Quiz, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mitchell and Webb etc?
I find T.v. comedy in the UK is far superior to here, and everywhere else really, probably the dour old Scots blood in me..

All absolutely fabulous shows!
I also love(d) Father Ted, IT Crowd and anything with the late great Rik Mayall in.
Rik was actually a major crush of mine as a teen in the 90’s weirdly enough lol

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What is your opinion on Brexit?
It is a legitimate question lolololol

I don’t think i have enough room here to share my thoughts on it lol!
I will say this - it was an absolute cluster fuck of a shit show. People democratically voted for it, and it irritated me that people wanted to revoke it. You may not like it, but respect the wishes of a Democratic vote (which they finally did)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Fuckin LOVE Jimmy Carr haha "isnt a Rhino just a Unicorn which hadnt moisturised in years?"

Always loved Brits and their humour. Theres only 1 Brit ive ever disliked and it wasnt just me. He was a snobbish wanker at work.

Love me some Black Adder "you like a bird who just swallowed a plate." - "I think i look rather sexy" - "to another plate swallowing bird perhaps. Who hadnt had it in months and was gagging for it".

and saw a bit of the Fast show which was hilairous "And you? Have you ever sampled the unique delights of a ladyman?"

Its their tongue in cheeck deadpan deliveries which get me.

Skip 2 my Lou, if you were to punt, what would you be requesting?

Youve mentioned no gym ripped grater bods, so extreme dad bod? A Cup manboobs? Some extra wiggle jiggle?

Fair or dark skin?

"Do I make you horny baby... Do I?"

�� ��

Haha!
Hmmmmm again, someone cool, with a great sense of humour and intellect.
A Rik Mayall or David Bowie type!
I also love a musician - a Damon Albarn, Noel Gallagher type

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

That's a pretty good photo of you Louisa !!





https://www.desiresbrookvale.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/WechatIMG1697.jpeg

That is not my picture. I have no idea why they use it, unless of course they are respecting my wish to be anonymous.

I actually wrote the blurb, however they changed my age! I’m not ashamed that I’m older but look way younger, but they said I look it so I should embrace it! However I tell all my clients my real age and they are genuinely shocked

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

The best 6 pages I have read in a long time. Thanks for sharing your insights.
You do have to start that blog. You have a flair for writing and the humour makes it very interesting reading. So yeah - looking forward to seeing post #1.
Louisa - you mentioned you did other things earlier in life for which you were paid handsomely - share a few - was it just dressing up or more sinister ?
Also - what are the three things you would want the chaps to most certainly do and three they rather NOT - I am keeping maintaining cleanliness out of the equation as that is Compulsory
and good luck gurl - keep it bare and real.

Thank you very much!

Some of the weirdest requests (other than the poo one I posted earlier!):
Paid £3000 by a blind client for me and another girl to wrestle him in our swimwear
Booked by a client who took me to various clothing shops and watched me try on clothes
2 guys booked me another girl for a 4sum - turned out it was all a ruse by one guy because he wanted to have a homosexual experience with his friend as he was secretly in love with him and thought by having 2 girls there it would make his friend more accepting. Spent most of the time with him crying on my shoulder whilst his friend was fucking my colleague and having a grand old time. Poor bloke.

Three things I’d like for a guy to do:
Have fun and try to make the girl have fun too
Have a chat and a laugh
Bring a bottle of wine :-)

Three things I hate guys doing:
Thinking it’s ok to take the condom of thinking I wouldn’t notice - like WTF
Being rude and disrespectful
Trying to film me - grrrrrrrr

[Pleck]

What would you think/do if you found out your boyfriend was visiting WL?

[BlackToad]

Hi Louisa,

Thanks for starting this tread, it’s always interesting to hear the WLs side of the industry.

A question from me:

How much discussion is there between the girls in the brothel about the punters? Do you discuss sexual performance? Cock size? Number of orgasms!

[F0x]

Ya know, ive gotta say.

BC might get called a few things on this forum (FWIW, BC I couldnt care less) but you gotta have some brass on you to tell a WL, "Hey, look me up on this site, im BrothelCREEPER" LOL.

It just strikes me as hilarious. It makes me think I should rename my account (or create another) and call myself XxOmegaCun7Annihilator6996xX or something equally preposterous and casually throw that one to my next punt.

"Why yes, im PussyObliterator2000, look forward to reviewing you".

[Raybo]

Ya know, ive gotta say.

BC might get called a few things on this forum (FWIW, BC I couldnt care less) but you gotta have some brass on you to tell a WL, "Hey, look me up on this site, im BrothelCREEPER" LOL.

It just strikes me as hilarious. It makes me think I should rename my account (or create another) and call myself XxOmegaCun7Annihilator6996xX or something equally preposterous and casually throw that one to my next punt.

"Why yes, im PussyObliterator2000, look forward to reviewing you".

Once you get over the outlandish statements he makes regularly, the fake reviews and his overly high opinion of himself, he is pretty good value on a forum like this.

Live and let live. He loves what he does and he is pretty good at it, just ask him! I have said it before; this forum and the nature of it opens itself to a high degree of poetic license and demi-god of punters, PMan embraces that with a firm grip with both hands....

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What would you think/do if you found out your boyfriend was visiting WL?

I’d ask him if she was a patch on me!

I’d be a bit shocked really as we have an amazing sex life and he is so busy with work that I’d wonder where he got the time! Pot, Kettle Black I guess!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi Louisa,

Thanks for starting this tread, it’s always interesting to hear the WLs side of the industry.

A question from me:

How much discussion is there between the girls in the brothel about the punters? Do you discuss sexual performance? Cock size? Number of orgasms!

Lots of discussion actually!

We talk about how guys treat us, if the sex was good etc, and we also warn each other of guys who are arseholes!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Ya know, ive gotta say.

BC might get called a few things on this forum (FWIW, BC I couldnt care less) but you gotta have some brass on you to tell a WL, "Hey, look me up on this site, im BrothelCREEPER" LOL.

It just strikes me as hilarious. It makes me think I should rename my account (or create another) and call myself XxOmegaCun7Annihilator6996xX or something equally preposterous and casually throw that one to my next punt.

"Why yes, im PussyObliterator2000, look forward to reviewing you".

Hahaha it is hilarious - but he was quite nice about it. He didn’t do it as a “Ooooooh Look at me, I can fuck you up with a bad review” etc.
He genuinely thought I’d be interested especially when I said it’ll be nice to interact with clients on a level such as this.

And he was right :-)

[AHLUNGOR]

That is not my picture. I have no idea why they use it, unless of course they are respecting my wish to be anonymous.

I actually wrote the blurb, however they changed my age! I’m not ashamed that I’m older but look way younger, but they said I look it so I should embrace it! However I tell all my clients my real age and they are genuinely shocked


Thanks Louisa,

So I suppose this other photo from your profile should be yourself ??

http://www.aus99forum.com/image.php?u=46496&dateline=1581894794&type=profile

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Thanks Louisa,

So I suppose this other photo from your profile should be yourself ??

http://www.aus99forum.com/image.php?u=46496&dateline=1581894794&type=profile

Yes that is me.
Also on the 18 Chard Rd roster thread on Ausxxx they have another pic of me :-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

just an FYI - I’ll be in 18 Chard from around 7 tomorrow night and will be there until Sunday morning. From 1pm to 9pm Sunday I’ll be at Lidcombe.

I wasn’t going to work this weekend, but figured why not!

Come along, have some fun with me... and don’t forget to bring a nice bottle of Sauvignon Blanc wahahaha

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Thanks Louisa,

So I suppose this other photo from your profile should be yourself ??

http://www.aus99forum.com/image.php?u=46496&dateline=1581894794&type=profile

This is what they post on auxxx reviews. The pic in the vid is me :-)

*removed the link*

[AHLUNGOR]

Thank you Louisa

Cheers

[Brothelcreeper]

just an FYI - I’ll be in 18 Chard from around 7 tomorrow night and will be there until Sunday morning. From 1pm to 9pm Sunday I’ll be at Lidcombe.

I wasn’t going to work this weekend, but figured why not!

Come along, have some fun with me... and don’t forget to bring a nice bottle of Sauvignon Blanc wahahaha

There will be massive queues of punters at both shops carrying bottles of wine. The police will have to control the excited mob on horseback handing out free condoms and Channel 9 and 2GB will be there doing an outside broadcast.

The receptionist will go along the lengthy queue handing out numbers so nobody pushes in front

Enjoy

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

There will be massive queues of punters at both shops carrying bottles of wine. The police will have to control the excited mob on horseback handing out free condoms and Channel 9 and 2GB will be there doing an outside broadcast.

The receptionist will go along the lengthy queue handing out numbers so nobody pushes in front

Enjoy

Wahahahha!!!

I actually hope not! That would be a tad overwhelming! And would mean I’ll have to redo my make up every 10 minutes lol.

There are some gorgeous and nice girls on other than myself tomorrow and Saturday too.

Also it’s Channel Madamoselle CoCo :D

Will you be out there providing the snacks and ensuring a level of decorum? Or is your work here done lol

[iphone]

Do you pay tax?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Do you pay tax?

I do, some don’t

[AHLUNGOR]

Wahahahha!!!

And would mean I’ll have to redo my make up every 10 minutes lol.





Hi there Louisa,


why do you have to redo your make up ??

Unless you were offering what I was thinking ??........................haha :slobber:

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi there Louisa,


why do you have to redo your make up ??

Unless you were offering what I was thinking ??........................haha :slobber:

Hahahah!!!

Well it gets a bit hot, heavy and sweaty and I’ll look a tad disheveled!

I also tend to rub my face in the shower after - I’m like “oh this shower feels glorio- oh fuck I just smeared make up all over my face!!!!”

[AHLUNGOR]

Hahahah!!!

Well it gets a bit hot, heavy and sweaty and I’ll look a tad disheveled!

I also tend to rub my face in the shower after - I’m like “oh this shower feels glorio- oh fuck I just smeared make up all over my face!!!!”

Hey sister , too much please explain , I only have a simple mind and was thinking about cum on face that’s all .

Ps, it’s actually Not my thing as I’m more of a cum on tits kind of guy........ haha

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hey sister , too much please explain , I only have a simple mind and was thinking about cum on face that’s all .

Ps, it’s actually Not my thing as I’m more of a cum on tits kind of guy........ haha

Hahaha and that’s good and normal!

[F0x]

Any significant diff between English Punters and former English convi.... I mean Aussies 🤪

I had chuckle that you had Senior Police from Scotland Yard as clients.

Im just envisioning blokes with pipes, extravagant mo's and those checkered Holmes style hats on tut-tutting during the sesh

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Any significant diff between English Punters and former English convi.... I mean Aussies ��

I had chuckle that you had Senior Police from Scotland Yard as clients.

Im just envisioning blokes with pipes, extravagant mo's and those checkered Holmes style hats on tut-tutting during the sesh

Haha there isn’t that much difference actually!

EXCEPT the humour for most. English/Irish guys tend to tease me over my London accent and how they say I remind them of home. We usually talk about stuff that we miss and also things that we don’t lol.

Aussie guys are funny and laid back too. I have a number of regulars who are just absolutely hilarious and lovely and I have a lot of fun with them too. I think most guys are a bit surprised that I have a personality!
They expect a fuck, and that’s it... but then I win them over hahaha

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

What’s everyone up to tonight?

[AHLUNGOR]

What ’s everyone up to tonight?

Women’s T20 cricket World Cup opening match between Australia and a India !!

[asiafever]

What’s everyone up to tonight?

Slowly working my way through a bottle of Terremoto Shiraz after a trying couple of days.

[Pleck]

What would you think/do if you found out your boyfriend was visiting WL?

Just wondering if you forgot to answer this?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Just wondering if you forgot to answer this?

I answered this Pleck! It’s on page 7!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Slowly working my way through a bottle of Terremoto Shiraz after a trying couple of days.

Nice! Enjoy!
I’m having a few Vinod myself ;-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Women’s T20 cricket World Cup opening match between Australia and a India !!

I do like cricket (being British it’ll be rude not too!)

[asiafever]

Nice! Enjoy!
I’m having a few Vinod myself ;-)

I'm not a religious man, the only miracle that really appealed to me is the water into wine bit.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I'm not a religious man, the only miracle that really appealed to me is the water into wine bit.

I was brought up Catholic... and you know what they say about Catholic girls....

[asiafever]

I was brought up Catholic... and you know what they say about Catholic girls....

That they're taking dieting too seriously when they Google how many carbs are in the holy Eucharist?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

That they're taking dieting too seriously when they Google how many carbs are in the holy Eucharist?

Me thinks you may have had a bad experience with Catholic Girls Lol!

We are sweet on the outside, and very naughty on the inside!

However I am lapsed!

[Pleck]

I answered this Pleck! It’s on page 7!

My apologies Louisa, I didn't notice it.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

My apologies Louisa, I didn't notice it.

‘Tis ok!
Lots of posts and replies on here - easily lost!

[des888]

Just wondering how many clients you would see a day on average at 18 Chard and 58 Railway. Also has there any been any instances where you have refused service and if so why.

[asiafever]

Me thinks you may have had a bad experience with Catholic Girls Lol!

We are sweet on the outside, and very naughty on the inside!

However I am lapsed!

My old (catholic) gf from my teenage years was just naughty. She lead this poor, innocent boy totally astray..

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Just wondering how many clients you would see a day on average at 18 Chard and 58 Railway. Also has there any been any instances where you have refused service and if so why.

It varies - weirdly, I’m not that busy on a Friday night (other girls are) - I see maybe 2-3 but they extend. However, I’m always crazy busy on Saturdays here in Brookvale - the girls are always like “we haven’t seen you in hours!!!” Booking ahead at Brookvale usually helps because I won’t intro.

Lidcombe I’m quiet- but Sunday’s are usually quiet for everyone, so if you want your pick of girl definitely go there then (no waiting time etc, at Brookvale I’ve had clients wait up to a couple of hours because they want to see me!)!

I will see someone once and if they are disrespectful and act like a wanker I will call time and refuse to see them again.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

My old (catholic) gf from my teenage years was just naughty. She lead this poor, innocent boy totally astray..

Ahhhhh that explains it hahaha!

Yep I’ve been told I lead others astray too ;-)

[aussiegaigin]

What’s everyone up to tonight?
Double serving of "8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown" on 31/3 tonight. I just stay at home and piss myself laughing.
Funniest show I've seen on TV in ages. Good Pommie humour

[aussiegaigin]

I was brought up Catholic... and you know what they say about Catholic girls....

Yeh, they mustn't have sex out of marriage, but is OK if they go confession and Saturday and admit it.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Double serving of "8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown" on 31/3 tonight. I just stay at home and piss myself laughing.
Funniest show I've seen on TV in ages. Good Pommie humour

Of course I may be biased, but us Brits can do humour better that most! ;-)

Have you seen this guy? https://youtu.be/fRjeo1SXNY4

He is sooooo funny! His intellect is on point and I live his style of intelligent comedy

[asiafever]

Ahhhhh that explains it hahaha!

Yep I’ve been told I lead others astray too ;-)

You ever get a bf to wear your fishnets and suspenders, a pvc corset and full face of make up and video your shenanigans that evening because you had a serious Dr Frankenfurter fetish?
She then refused to wear them again because she said my legs and arse looked better than hers in them...

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I just wanted to say a quick thank you to all the guys from here who have come see me due to this thread!

I am overwhelmed and grateful, and hope you had a good time with me too (I genuinely did)

The fact that you all bought wine also threw me! Yes I know I said it earlier, but wasn’t expecting it! Thank you for your kindness and hope to see you all again soon x

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Yeh, they mustn't have sex out of marriage, but is OK if they go confession and Saturday and admit it.

Haha!

I was engaged to be married to a really nice Catholic Irish guy back in the UK. I called off the wedding 3 weeks before (long story, just had cold feet! And he wanted me to give up my corporate career and be a housewife- ain’t never gonna happen!”)

I remember going to confession as I escorted early in on our relationship without him knowing - and wanted to purge my sins.

Well, the priest must’ve gone and had a wank afterwards, that’s all I’m saying! :D

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

You ever get a bf to wear your fishnets and suspenders, a pvc corset and full face of make up and video your shenanigans that evening because you had a serious Dr Frankenfurter fetish?
She then refused to wear them again because she said my legs and arse looked better than hers in them...

Well my current SO is very open and likes to try new things. Recently he now wants me to fuck him with a strap on and was a bit surprised that I didn’t bat an eyelid at his fetishes (he was scared to tell me). He was like “it doesn’t shock you?”

It’s normal. But I’ll be lying if I wasn’t thinking “well, if only you know why I KNOW and THINK it’s normal”!

[tkicks]

This is a great thread..mainly because it destroys all the bitter incorrect cliches about our world...the girls are not trafficed meth-heads and the men are not lonely misfits...we all just normal, the only thing about us is that we like sex more than the average person, (and we should be proud of that)

I have 2 questions for you please Louisa (surprised no-one already asked the first one!)

- whats your favourite position for sex, and why?

- you mentioned you were intending to move off the work quite soon...why? I get that you dont need the money but your main motive is you generally enjoy it...so why stop? Wouldnt you get bored quite quickly and end up working again?

Thanks

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Here’s a question for you guys:
WL or ML and why?

[Wotan]

Well, you know what I was doing last night... widening your white wine horizons to include Hunter Valley Semillon...

[tkicks]

Hi. Thanks for coming into forum and hanging out with us.

Whats your favourite sex position Louisa?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Well, you know what I was doing last night... widening your white wine horizons to include Hunter Valley Semillon...

Haha yes you did! An absolutely beautiful bottle of wine (and me thinks I shall be ordering more from you��)

From one sales professional to obviously another... was that really your intention and not the great sex lol?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi. Thanks for coming into forum and hanging out with us.

Whats your favourite sex position Louisa?

No worries - everyone has been extremely lovely, and I’ve even managed to hang out with a few of you in real life who has come to see me off the back of this thread!

My fave position without doubt is doggie. Love side spoon too. Basically anything from behind!

I’m not into “rough” sex, but I do love my hair being pulled whilst getting fucked from behind

[F0x]

No worries - everyone has been extremely lovely, and I’ve even managed to hang out with a few of you in real life who has come to see me off the back of this thread!

My fave position without doubt is doggie. Love side spoon too. Basically anything from behind!

I’m not into “rough” sex, but I do love my hair being pulled whilst getting fucked from behind

A lot of women do. I am actually curious what it is about that, that women love?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

A lot of women do. I am actually curious what it is about that, that women love?

Hmmm I guess (for me) it’s being slightly submissive!
I’m very dominant in real life (my senior job in the city, and also being a Director of my own company) that in sex I like to have guys take the lead somewhat :-)

[aussiegaigin]

Haha!

Well, the priest must’ve gone and had a wank afterwards, that’s all I’m saying! :D

Did he ask you to to do the lemon penance?

[punterz]

Always kinda wondered when brothels tend to be the busiest..?

[Raybo]

My fave position without doubt is doggie. Love side spoon too. Basically anything from behind!

I’m not into “rough” sex, but I do love my hair being pulled whilst getting fucked from behind

I am surprised by the amount of girls that like their hair pulled. Also, the amount of girls that love those positions. I guess it also hits the right spots for them?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Did he ask you to to do the lemon penance?

The what lol?

He went quiet and then said “Well it’s good that you are putting that all behind you” and we did a round of hail Mary’s and that was that!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Always kinda wondered when brothels tend to be the busiest..?

Saturday’s between 12am - 4pm is absolutely crazy busy usually!
With a flurry around 6-7pm too.

Just finished with a regular who always sees me when he’s in Sydney for business. It’s a bit quieter tonight, but the night is still going!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I am surprised by the amount of girls that like their hair pulled. Also, the amount of girls that love those positions. I guess it also hits the right spots for them?

It definitely does hit the spot for me!

Recently I’ve liked squatting and pumping cowgirl though!
I also like watching the action if there is a mirror!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

This is a great thread..mainly because it destroys all the bitter incorrect cliches about our world...the girls are not trafficed meth-heads and the men are not lonely misfits...we all just normal, the only thing about us is that we like sex more than the average person, (and we should be proud of that)

I have 2 questions for you please Louisa (surprised no-one already asked the first one!)

- whats your favourite position for sex, and why?

- you mentioned you were intending to move off the work quite soon...why? I get that you dont need the money but your main motive is you generally enjoy it...so why stop? Wouldnt you get bored quite quickly and end up working again?

Thanks

Sorry I missed this!

Definitely Doggie - see my other responses below :-D

Ahhhhh why stop... yes I probably will get bored again and within a few months start up again. But it’s always nice to have a break from this. The last time I did this was 10 years ago!
I also want to be good for my SO. I know it’s not really fair on him.

Also Sometimes it’s like Fawlty Towers the lengths I have to keep this side of me secret from my normal life (not just SO, but normal work etc).

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

This is a great thread..mainly because it destroys all the bitter incorrect cliches about our world...the girls are not trafficed meth-heads and the men are not lonely misfits...we all just normal, the only thing about us is that we like sex more than the average person, (and we should be proud of that)

I have 2 questions for you please Louisa (surprised no-one already asked the first one!)

- whats your favourite position for sex, and why?

- you mentioned you were intending to move off the work quite soon...why? I get that you dont need the money but your main motive is you generally enjoy it...so why stop? Wouldnt you get bored quite quickly and end up working again?

Thanks

Also forgot to add in my previous response (and I think I mentioned it elsewhere), there are a lot of preconceived ideas about this industry and WL in general. We all don’t do it because we are addicted or drug addicted meth heads (insert drug of choice here). Nor are we forced into doing it, or have passports taken off girls. Nor are we beaten starved etc.
As you say some just like sex! And it definitely beats swiping left and right on Tinder!
As a WL it’s nice having all these “mini” dates. Feeling wanted by each other and then going our separate ways with no drama.

[aussiegaigin]

The what lol?

He went quiet and then said “Well it’s good that you are putting that all behind you” and we did a round of hail Mary’s and that was that!

The girl confesses her naughty ways to the priest.
The priest is shocked, and tells her she must recite 6 Hail Marys every day, and suck on half a lemon for 30 minutes.
"What is the lemon for Father?"
"To wipe the smile off your face, my child".

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

The girl confesses her naughty ways to the priest.
The priest is shocked, and tells her she must recite 6 Hail Marys every day, and suck on half a lemon for 30 minutes.
"What is the lemon for Father?"
"To wipe the smile off your face, my child".

Haha that’s funny - and I’m surprised I haven’t heard that before!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I thought I’d share something that happened to me last night.

Last night was the first time EVER I had to stop a session due to the client being an absolute asshole. And we weren’t even 10 minutes in (Including shower - more on that later.

Now I’ve had some assholes in the past, but once their attitude is checked we usually end up having a great time - sometimes nerves can make someone be the big “I am”. But this dude?!

He was a walk in. And we all intro’d. I get picked. I go and get some towels and can hear him trying to get a discount for a 45 minute sesh (red flag 1). Reception says no.

We walk to my room. I cheerfully ask now his night was (he came in with a friend who ended up not seeing someone as he didn’t have enough money). He then proceeds to say “good as I’ll get to fuck you hard” and proceeds to painfully try to put a finger in my ass out of nowhere as we walked. Red flag 2. I told him to stop, but he continues to maul me.

Get to the room. I tell him “I’ll pop the shower on for you, and there is mouth wash by the sink” he then says:
“I don’t need mouthwash or a shower - I had one 8 or so hours ago - I’m clean!” I look at him incredulously. “Er, you’ve been out obviously, have probably have used the toilet a few times since then and it’s just common curtesy for me as we are about to get intimate”. He begrudgingly gets in and tells me to wash him. He stands there as I soap him down. Red flag number 3.

I’m still (daftly) determined that I will see this through - I’ve never had to terminate a sesh in the UK or here. Ever.
We lie on the the bed I attempt to give him a cat bath. He grabs my head and forces it to his crotch. I pull away and say “not without a condom” - like I was going to give him a BBBJ. No chance in hell.

“Well you will French Kiss me” No, I say. I French kiss on discretion and no way was this prick getting that. And not with his bad breath and his rotten teeth.
“You are so expensive, you do as I say - I’m only 20 - I’m clean”. Yes 20 years old. I knew he was young but what happened to his teeth?
“I also want pictures of us together” he says.

That was it. My blood was boiling. I look at him. Get up without saying a word and walk out of the room. I tell reception that there is no way I’m doing this, and that as they know, I’ve never called time on a client before.
I’ve never been so pissed in my life.

They offer him another girl (one of our Asian girls ended up saying she’ll do it - all the other girls said hell no - they knew if I had a problem then he must be an arse.

I go back into my room to shower and the door swings open - it’s that prick! Saying he can’t believe I didn’t want him, and that the least I could do for him was for him to watch me shower!
I scream blue murder at him, tell him to fuck off and management and 2nd girl all rush in and escort him out.

I’m glad that these incidents are few and far between, and know it could’ve been way worse.

[Fred69]

That is terrible, Louisa. But you stood up for yourself and did the right thing.

I hope it wasn't a member of either forum.

[Raybo]

I thought I’d share something that happened to me last night.

Last night was the first time EVER I had to stop a session due to the client being an absolute asshole. And we weren’t even 10 minutes in (Including shower - more on that later.

Now I’ve had some assholes in the past, but once their attitude is checked we usually end up having a great time - sometimes nerves can make someone be the big “I am”. But this dude?!

He was a walk in. And we all intro’d. I get picked. I go and get some towels and can hear him trying to get a discount for a 45 minute sesh (red flag 1). Reception says no.

We walk to my room. I cheerfully ask now his night was (he came in with a friend who ended up not seeing someone as he didn’t have enough money). He then proceeds to say “good as I’ll get to fuck you hard” and proceeds to painfully try to put a finger in my ass out of nowhere as we walked. Red flag 2. I told him to stop, but he continues to maul me.

Get to the room. I tell him “I’ll pop the shower on for you, and there is mouth wash by the sink” he then says:
“I don’t need mouthwash or a shower - I had one 8 or so hours ago - I’m clean!” I look at him incredulously. “Er, you’ve been out obviously, have probably have used the toilet a few times since then and it’s just common curtesy for me as we are about to get intimate”. He begrudgingly gets in and tells me to wash him. He stands there as I soap him down. Red flag number 3.

I’m still (daftly) determined that I will see this through - I’ve never had to terminate a sesh in the UK or here. Ever.
We lie on the the bed I attempt to give him a cat bath. He grabs my head and forces it to his crotch. I pull away and say “not without a condom” - like I was going to give him a BBBJ. No chance in hell.

“Well you will French Kiss me” No, I say. I French kiss on discretion and no way was this prick getting that. And not with his bad breath and his rotten teeth.
“You are so expensive, you do as I say - I’m only 20 - I’m clean”. Yes 20 years old. I knew he was young but what happened to his teeth?
“I also want pictures of us together” he says.

That was it. My blood was boiling. I look at him. Get up without saying a word and walk out of the room. I tell reception that there is no way I’m doing this, and that as they know, I’ve never called time on a client before.
I’ve never been so pissed in my life.

They offer him another girl (one of our Asian girls ended up saying she’ll do it - all the other girls said hell no - they knew if I had a problem then he must be an arse.

I go back into my room to shower and the door swings open - it’s that prick! Saying he can’t believe I didn’t want him, and that the least I could do for him was for him to watch me shower!
I scream blue murder at him, tell him to fuck off and management and 2nd girl all rush in and escort him out.

I’m glad that these incidents are few and far between, and know it could’ve been way worse.

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[BuryYourDead]

Messed up teeth, and messed up attitude could point to drug abuse, but hey, no excuses for being a cunt.

No one needs that amount of grief.
Even borderline attitude is fucked.
And jesus christ, have a fucking shower!

Hope your night was better mate.

[AUSLAD21]

That was pathetic!!! Unfortunately such dicks ruin it for everyone, not seeking approval and thinking money buys everything attitude is the “coronavirus” of today’s society.
I have read so many reviews of fellow punters here and one thing that I noticed which will ensure that you get the best service is by earning and not demanding and I’m sure a lot of guys here follow that code and are happy.
I’m sure reading your post will open the minds of those who think otherwise.

[asiafever]

I thought I’d share something that happened to me last night.

Last night was the first time EVER I had to stop a session due to the client being an absolute asshole. And we weren’t even 10 minutes in (Including shower - more on that later.

Now I’ve had some assholes in the past, but once their attitude is checked we usually end up having a great time - sometimes nerves can make someone be the big “I am”. But this dude?!

He was a walk in. And we all intro’d. I get picked. I go and get some towels and can hear him trying to get a discount for a 45 minute sesh (red flag 1). Reception says no.

We walk to my room. I cheerfully ask now his night was (he came in with a friend who ended up not seeing someone as he didn’t have enough money). He then proceeds to say “good as I’ll get to fuck you hard” and proceeds to painfully try to put a finger in my ass out of nowhere as we walked. Red flag 2. I told him to stop, but he continues to maul me.

Get to the room. I tell him “I’ll pop the shower on for you, and there is mouth wash by the sink” he then says:
“I don’t need mouthwash or a shower - I had one 8 or so hours ago - I’m clean!” I look at him incredulously. “Er, you’ve been out obviously, have probably have used the toilet a few times since then and it’s just common curtesy for me as we are about to get intimate”. He begrudgingly gets in and tells me to wash him. He stands there as I soap him down. Red flag number 3.

I’m still (daftly) determined that I will see this through - I’ve never had to terminate a sesh in the UK or here. Ever.
We lie on the the bed I attempt to give him a cat bath. He grabs my head and forces it to his crotch. I pull away and say “not without a condom” - like I was going to give him a BBBJ. No chance in hell.

“Well you will French Kiss me” No, I say. I French kiss on discretion and no way was this prick getting that. And not with his bad breath and his rotten teeth.
“You are so expensive, you do as I say - I’m only 20 - I’m clean”. Yes 20 years old. I knew he was young but what happened to his teeth?
“I also want pictures of us together” he says.

That was it. My blood was boiling. I look at him. Get up without saying a word and walk out of the room. I tell reception that there is no way I’m doing this, and that as they know, I’ve never called time on a client before.
I’ve never been so pissed in my life.

They offer him another girl (one of our Asian girls ended up saying she’ll do it - all the other girls said hell no - they knew if I had a problem then he must be an arse.

I go back into my room to shower and the door swings open - it’s that prick! Saying he can’t believe I didn’t want him, and that the least I could do for him was for him to watch me shower!
I scream blue murder at him, tell him to fuck off and management and 2nd girl all rush in and escort him out.

I’m glad that these incidents are few and far between, and know it could’ve been way worse.

Jesus there are some fucktards on this planet. That shit just pisses me off. The sense of entitlement etc. Did they boot him out altogether after that?
Have had to help a shop owner once escort a guy out who just wouldn't take no for an answer.

[BuryYourDead]

Just wanted to add..... Ginza boss knows whatsup when it comes to fucked clients.
Much respect to that man.

Sometimes violence is the answer.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

That is terrible, Louisa. But you stood up for yourself and did the right thing.

I hope it wasn't a member of either forum.

Thank you Fred/Newboy!
I don’t think it’s anyone from here thankfully!

I’ve met three people from this forum (that I know of) since I started this thread and all have been lovely!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

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Hahah thank you!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Messed up teeth, and messed up attitude could point to drug abuse, but hey, no excuses for being a cunt.

No one needs that amount of grief.
Even borderline attitude is fucked.
And jesus christ, have a fucking shower!

Hope your night was better mate.

Thank you! It happened around 3am and he was the last one I saw. I was in a pretty foul mood, and didn’t want to take it out on anyone! I’m a usually a really happy nice person, and this guy just ruined my evening for me :-(

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

That was pathetic!!! Unfortunately such dicks ruin it for everyone, not seeking approval and thinking money buys everything attitude is the “coronavirus” of today’s society.
I have read so many reviews of fellow punters here and one thing that I noticed which will ensure that you get the best service is by earning and not demanding and I’m sure a lot of guys here follow that code and are happy.
I’m sure reading your post will open the minds of those who think otherwise.

Exactly! Courtesy doesn’t cost anything!
I hope it also helps girls reading this and that they know they don’t have to stand for crap like that!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Jesus there are some fucktards on this planet. That shit just pisses me off. The sense of entitlement etc. Did they boot him out altogether after that?
Have had to help a shop owner once escort a guy out who just wouldn't take no for an answer.

I think they did. This morning another girl said she saw him and reception arguing as she was escorting a client out. The guy on reception is known not to take crap so it wouldn’t surprise me if he told him to sling his hook too!

Nice of you to have helped escort a guy out!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Whatever you are getting paid it is not enough, nobody should have to put up with ferals like that, he should have had the shit kicked out of him...take care..

Thank you :-) you are so lovely! It’s guys like you that make it worth while and know that not all clients are wankers!

[aussiegaigin]

Thank you Fred/Newboy!
I don’t think it’s anyone from here thankfully!

I’ve met three people from this forum (that I know of) since I started this thread and all have been lovely!

There are people on this forum who do make arseholes of themselves with girls. I’ve had to stop giving recommendations to strangers because they come back to haunt me

[asiafever]

There are people on this forum who do make arseholes of themselves with girls. I’ve had to stop giving recommendations to strangers because they come back to haunt me

Agreed. Have had same happen.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

There are people on this forum who do make arseholes of themselves with girls. I’ve had to stop giving recommendations to strangers because they come back to haunt me

Yes, guilty by association right?!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Agreed. Have had same happen.

It’s a shame as that is what this forum is for - sharing the good (and the bad!).

Shame people ruin it for others :-(

[Wotan]

Haha yes you did! An absolutely beautiful bottle of wine (and me thinks I shall be ordering more from you��)

From one sales professional to obviously another... was that really your intention and not the great sex lol?

Great sex and great wine made a phenomenal combination.

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Great sex and great wine made a phenomenal combination.

Agree... plus great company too! x

[New2Punting]

Thanks for sharing all good info in this thread. Can you please upload bit more photos :)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Thanks for sharing all good info in this thread. Can you please upload bit more photos :)

I will try and take some today which doesn’t reveal my identity- this is my secret life, and I have to keep it that way (like most punters also have to) x

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Ooooh look at that! Just like that I’m a “Senior Member”!

Do I get a prize or something?!

[extra67]

Thank you very much!

Some of the weirdest requests (other than the poo one I posted earlier!):
Paid £3000 by a blind client for me and another girl to wrestle him in our swimwear
Booked by a client who took me to various clothing shops and watched me try on clothes
2 guys booked me another girl for a 4sum - turned out it was all a ruse by one guy because he wanted to have a homosexual experience with his friend as he was secretly in love with him and thought by having 2 girls there it would make his friend more accepting. Spent most of the time with him crying on my shoulder whilst his friend was fucking my colleague and having a grand old time. Poor bloke.

Three things I’d like for a guy to do:
Have fun and try to make the girl have fun too
Have a chat and a laugh
Bring a bottle of wine :-)

Three things I hate guys doing:
Thinking it’s ok to take the condom of thinking I wouldn’t notice - like WTF
Being rude and disrespectful
Trying to film me - grrrrrrrr

Hey Louisa - Thanks for the reply - well - been enjoying this thread - kinda interesting as you really dont get to read / hear anything about what goes on on the other side. Thanks for sharing some stories. Still looking forward to episode 1 of your blog.
Now that you mention wine - Anyone with a bottle heading to Brooks - hmmmm .....

I think of the things you said you'd like a guy do to you - well I have been doing that for a number of years, and just for the others - it always makes a difference. Sometimes the smile on your face lasts for a long time. Doesn't cost a cent and manners make all the difference. I believe just like myself the girl is a professional as well and I will always treat her with respect.
Also read the post about the arsehole who visited you - good you did the right thing. He should not have been offered anything but shown the door.

Ok answer me this - why do the shops all have two heavy doors ? To keep someone outside or to keep someone inside ?

[extra67]

Ooooh look at that! Just like that I’m a “Senior Member”!

Do I get a prize or something?!

Dammit - this is better than a dummy post to get to 50. I am still in my 30's. Baahaha. what happens at 50 posts ?

[aussiegaigin]

Ooooh look at that! Just like that I’m a “Senior Member”!

Do I get a prize or something?!

You can read the hidden "Private ARs" now

[extra67]

You can read the hidden "Private ARs" now

Noe that has made me think .... I think I should be more active on here. Been lurking for a few years ....

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Yes me:grimace:The oldest punter on the forum:cry:I will get the Seniors Bus to take me to Brooky on Friday:slobber:

Well that’s a prize I can’t say no to! x

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hey Louisa - Thanks for the reply - well - been enjoying this thread - kinda interesting as you really dont get to read / hear anything about what goes on on the other side. Thanks for sharing some stories. Still looking forward to episode 1 of your blog.
Now that you mention wine - Anyone with a bottle heading to Brooks - hmmmm .....

I think of the things you said you'd like a guy do to you - well I have been doing that for a number of years, and just for the others - it always makes a difference. Sometimes the smile on your face lasts for a long time. Doesn't cost a cent and manners make all the difference. I believe just like myself the girl is a professional as well and I will always treat her with respect.
Also read the post about the arsehole who visited you - good you did the right thing. He should not have been offered anything but shown the door.

Ok answer me this - why do the shops all have two heavy doors ? To keep someone outside or to keep someone inside ?

I’ll be honest - the amount of lovely guys (who are obviously from here) that has bought me wine over the weekend! I must confess - I am quite merry now!
Met some extremely lovely punters the last few days from here who wouldn’t have known about me if it weren’t for this thread. I am extremely grateful that you gave me a chance to get to know you, hope to see you again very soon and the fact you actually bought wine (I now have bottles of the stuff to have a party ) was extremely generous!

Interesting insight about heavy doors - we don’t have them in Brookvale or at Lidcombe! Watch how now we get a load more unsavouries turn up. If “Boss” is reading this... sorry!

[New2Punting]

I will try and take some today which doesn’t reveal my identity- this is my secret life, and I have to keep it that way (like most punters also have to) x

Yep thanks, understood

[extra67]

I’ll be honest - the amount of lovely guys (who are obviously from here) that has bought me wine over the weekend! I must confess - I am quite merry now!
Met some extremely lovely punters the last few days from here who wouldn’t have known about me if it weren’t for this thread. I am extremely grateful that you gave me a chance to get to know you, hope to see you again very soon and the fact you actually bought wine (I now have bottles of the stuff to have a party ) was extremely generous!

Interesting insight about heavy doors - we don’t have them in Brookvale or at Lidcombe! Watch how now we get a load more unsavouries turn up. If “Boss” is reading this... sorry!


And which of the two of you is more fun - the sober one or the tipsy one ?
Bugger - you are allowed to drink on the job ! What fun.


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[AHLUNGOR]

Hi Louisa,

I think you may have started a trend here, seems like one of your colleague May has also registered and started posting ?


Hey Guys,

I am here most of the time, and would love to hear from you, or try to answer your questions.

Together, we can have a good time, or make your dreams come true!

Pick up the phone now, or simply drop in!👠

[extra67]

Hi Louisa,

I think you may have started a trend here, seems like one of your colleague May has also registered and started posting ?

yes saw that yesterday, someone is feeling left out.

[Raybo]

It definitely does hit the spot for me!

Recently I’ve liked squatting and pumping cowgirl though!
I also like watching the action if there is a mirror!

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[jethro751]

Thank you!

I will definitely try and get some of the girls to contribute. I find it quite therapeutic actually, and I’m sure they would too!

Can I review clients? Is that allowed lol?!

I am thinking of starting the blog/diary I had in London again. Will let you know if and when I do so!

I would love to see some reviews of customers written by the girls as that would be very enlightening indeed.

[liminal]

I would love to see some reviews of customers written by the girls as that would be very enlightening indeed.

How..............?

[Raybo]

Yeah, I am not thinking that enlightening is the word, entertaining was what I was thinking! Actually, Louisa already gave us a review of sorts about the young dickhead on Saturday which was neither, just sad.......

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Yes me:grimace:The oldest punter on the forum:cry:I will get the Seniors Bus to take me to Brooky on Friday:slobber:

Wahahah I shall hold you to that!

[Fred69]

Louisa,

I'm sure you had a busy weekend.

I have three questions for you:

1 - How much busier than normal? For example, approximately how many customers would you have seen over a weekend like that in the past compared to how many you saw last weekend.

2 - I guess the majority, if not all, of these "additional" customers would be as a result of you starting these threads. Would that be the case?

3 - Do you ever sleep???????

Fred

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

And which of the two of you is more fun - the sober one or the tipsy one ?
Bugger - you are allowed to drink on the job ! What fun.


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Haha I am fun and wild whilst either on the wine or without! Us Brits are pretty good with holding our alcohol lol

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hi Louisa,

I think you may have started a trend here, seems like one of your colleague May has also registered and started posting ?

Yes I told my boss that I did this thread and showed it to her (I wanted to be transparent!). I told the other girls that I’m finding it extremely fun and also strangely informative being on here and that they should interact as well - someone did say on here that I should get some of the other girls to interact (and boss thought they should to) and I guess May has done!

May is absolutely lovely btw. I’m great pals with her :-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

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Hahah but it’s true!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Louisa,

I'm sure you had a busy weekend.

I have three questions for you:

1 - How much busier than normal? For example, approximately how many customers would you have seen over a weekend like that in the past compared to how many you saw last weekend.

2 - I guess the majority, if not all, of these "additional" customers would be as a result of you starting these threads. Would that be the case?

3 - Do you ever sleep???????

Fred

1) It was quieter actually! But yes the majority were from here. I’m not doing this to drum up more business, I used to interact like this (if not more with my blog etc) in London than here.
I usually make more than double what I made this past weekend - maybe people thought I’d have the doors beaten down because of this thread! Or maybe I’ve destroyed the mystery of it all lol

2) I guess I answered that above

3) haha I do! In between bookings/intros - you’ll be surprised how long a quiet period lasts - you can get sold sleep - with it all broken down I still get 7-8 hours sleep

[Fred69]

Interesting - I must say I'm surprised.

Thanks for your answer.

Fred

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Interesting - I must say I'm surprised.

Thanks for your answer.

Fred

Haha did you think I’ll be crazy busy?
Putting on my sales head and analysing the market - business, well any type of spending is usually down feb/March - people are still smarting from Christmas, New Year, Valentine’s etc, and have probably put money down on a break away during Easter. So I think people are being savvy with their money - in this case frequenting shops/girls they know, and not taking a chance on the unknown in case it’s money not well spent, which I can fully understand and appreciate:-)

[Fred69]

Thanks for getting May on board - you are right, she is a lovely lady - sexy, slim, pretty and always cheerful.

Any other girls going to join in? What about the lovely Nicky?

Fred

[AHLUNGOR]

Louisa ,

It’s interesting to hear that people are not queuing up around the shop to see you. I guess most people would expect you automatically will be benefited from being active in the forum ?

I guess apart from the reasons you have already mentioned , would that also have something to do with identity, performance, whether so and so is good in bed, looks, built, endowments, etc etc. and perhaps the thoughts of you may review some of them could put people off ? Which may just even off the good wills and interests you have most certainly generated by joining in here.

Just my two cents

Cheers

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Louisa ,

It’s interesting to hear that people are not queuing up around the shop to see you. I guess most people would expect you automatically will be benefited from being active in the forum ?

I guess apart from the reasons you have already mentioned , would that also have something to do with identity, performance, whether so and so is good in bed, looks, built, endowments, etc etc. and perhaps the thoughts of you may review some of them could put people off ? Which may just even off the good wills and interests you have most certainly generated by joining in here.

Just my two cents

Cheers

Could well be all of the above that strikes fear!
However I have met 5 people off this thread who I haven’t said anything about - One of which is Fred69, who I had the pleasure of meeting twice prior to starting this thread - and I didn’t mention that. He did :-)
I am sure people respect my privacy as I do theirs. If I wanted to do a review of clients - I would’ve done. If you are a absolute wanker like the guy I previously wrote about, then I may vent. However, I don’t give much away about their identity (ethnicity, what they do etc).

Hopefully it’s not my performance that puts people off - I’ve had great reviews so far!

Also I may not be everyone’s cup of tea to shag - people may like reading my exploits but want a tall blond to bang!

Speaking of which, when I used to write about my exploits back home, if a guy recognised it was them (not by their personal description as I never do that) by what happened in our session they loved reading back on it and I used to get many messages from them saying they felt honoured that I wrote about that particular session and not others :-)

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Thanks for getting May on board - you are right, she is a lovely lady - sexy, slim, pretty and always cheerful.

Any other girls going to join in? What about the lovely Nicky?

Fred

May was keen. Nicky unfortunately is not :-(

[tkicks]

[ QUOTE]*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

No - I always separated the two.
There was one guy, who if I’d met him in a bar or even on Tinder, we could’ve made a go of it. We saw each other in the outside world twice, and he wanted more. I said “it’s too weird, it’s like some fucked up Pretty Woman style crap” and I ended it.
[QUOTE]

I have not seen the movie Pretty Woman so dont know the exact reference, but did he try and White Knight you? WL (especially non Asian girls) have told me thats one of the most annoying things they see in punters behaviour.

[punterz]

Stemming from another thread, was just wondering if girls who are applying for roles here "audition" with the boss or something..?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

[ QUOTE]*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

No - I always separated the two.
There was one guy, who if I’d met him in a bar or even on Tinder, we could’ve made a go of it. We saw each other in the outside world twice, and he wanted more. I said “it’s too weird, it’s like some fucked up Pretty Woman style crap” and I ended it.
[QUOTE]

I have not seen the movie Pretty Woman so dont know the exact reference, but did he try and White Knight you? WL (especially non Asian girls) have told me thats one of the most annoying things they see in punters behaviour.

Yep I guess that’s what you call it - he wanted to white knight me!
He was lovely actually- still messages me asking to see me. He knows I have a boyfriend too

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Stemming from another thread, was just wondering if girls who are applying for roles here "audition" with the boss or something..?

Well it didn’t happen to me here (in Oz). As I wrote somewhere in the beginning of the this thread - I googled “Escorts Sydney” and Brookvale was the first that popped up! I sent some pics, said I did it in the UK. I guess they do see how you are with the first few customers to be fair and I’ve seen girls not come back due to them not being up to par.

When I first had a go at this in my early 20’s in London, I did go to an “interview” - the owner wanted me to give him a BJ. I was like ��
I walked out of there, found the independent UK escort site and did it on my terms and never looked back!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Looks like my colleagues May and Linda have also started threads! I seem to have started a trend! Good on them!
They are lovely girls too - both are Chinese so English may not be their strong point so bear with them x

[B J Hunter]

Looks like my colleagues May and Linda have also started threads! I seem to have started a trend! Good on them!
They are lovely girls too - both are Chinese so English may not be their strong point so bear with them x
I’m assuming some of the girls have seen that you’ve been booked out solid or busier than normal (not to say you weren’t already) and have asked you why?
Judging by the the number of posts in this thread over a very short period of time, I’d say you had an incredibly busy weekend and a heap of new punters interested to ummm ‘meet you’ shall we say.
Sales and marketing Genius - Follow my lead 101.
Was wondering how long it would take for another girl to join the bandwagon.

[F0x]

I’m assuming some of the girls have seen that you’ve been booked out solid or busier than normal (not to say you weren’t already) and have asked you why?
Judging by the the number of posts in this thread over a very short period of time, I’d say you had an incredibly busy weekend and a heap of new punters interested to ummm ‘meet you’ shall we say.
Sales and marketing Genius - Follow my lead 101.
Was wondering how long it would take for another girl to join the bandwagon.

Actually, Lou mentioned she wasnt lol.

One thing for me is distance, BV is just a massive trek from around inner west, and you are a Sunday arvo-evening roster for lidcombe which doesnt really work for me.

One day maybe haha.

Have you learnt any Chinese yet Lou 🙃

[Raybo]

Looks like my colleagues May and Linda have also started threads! I seem to have started a trend! Good on them!
They are lovely girls too - both are Chinese so English may not be their strong point so bear with them x

It's great that you all have started your own threads but I reckon if you contribute on others where you can it would be even better! Of course, time permitting!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

It's great that you all have started your own threads but I reckon if you contribute on others where you can it would be even better! Of course, time permitting!

I have! I dunno if the others will though

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Actually, Lou mentioned she wasnt lol.

One thing for me is distance, BV is just a massive trek from around inner west, and you are a Sunday arvo-evening roster for lidcombe which doesnt really work for me.

One day maybe haha.

Have you learnt any Chinese yet Lou ��

Well it’ll be good to see you one day!

Yes the girls have tried to teach me a little - my child is learning at school and is absolutely brilliant at it!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

I’m assuming some of the girls have seen that you’ve been booked out solid or busier than normal (not to say you weren’t already) and have asked you why?
Judging by the the number of posts in this thread over a very short period of time, I’d say you had an incredibly busy weekend and a heap of new punters interested to ummm ‘meet you’ shall we say.
Sales and marketing Genius - Follow my lead 101.
Was wondering how long it would take for another girl to join the bandwagon.

Well I did tell my boss that I was doing this - and I think she told the others to maybe have a go too. I also showed the girls too

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Actually, Lou mentioned she wasnt lol.

One thing for me is distance, BV is just a massive trek from around inner west, and you are a Sunday arvo-evening roster for lidcombe which doesnt really work for me.

One day maybe haha.

Have you learnt any Chinese yet Lou ��

I was booked out at Lidcombe on Sunday though - just quieter at Brookvale.

I have had some messages on here saying they tried to book me but was told I’m booked out... go figure eh?

[boater]

Welcome to Oz Louisa, hope you have a great time here

Thanks for this thread, I must say I have enjoyed it.
It is a rare WL who writes, so the different perspective is certainly interesting.

Do you know yet if you will be working this weekend?

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Welcome to Oz Louisa, hope you have a great time here

Thanks for this thread, I must say I have enjoyed it.
It is a rare WL who writes, so the different perspective is certainly interesting.

Do you know yet if you will be working this weekend?

Awwww thank you very much! I’m glad you are enjoying it :)

I will be working this weekend- I hope to see you in person x

[AHLUNGOR]

Hey Louisa,

Just got a nice thank you message from Lea ( for my post in Linda’s thread) she’s the boss ?

Sounds like a lovely lady and very good in customer services !

While I’m not usually a FS guy but if I have a chance, will definitely pay the Lidcombe shop a visit ! BV will be a bridge toooo far....... haha

[extra67]

Hey Louisa,

Just got a nice thank you message from Lea ( for my post in Linda’s thread) she’s the boss ?

Sounds like a lovely lady and very good in customer services !

While I’m not usually a FS guy but if I have a chance, will definitely pay the Lidcombe shop a visit ! BV will be a bridge toooo far....... haha

Looks like a vast majority of punters here prefer the wild wild west !


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[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Hey Louisa,

Just got a nice thank you message from Lea ( for my post in Linda’s thread) she’s the boss ?

Sounds like a lovely lady and very good in customer services !

While I’m not usually a FS guy but if I have a chance, will definitely pay the Lidcombe shop a visit ! BV will be a bridge toooo far....... haha

Lea is the boss - and as I’ve written before, she is a very lovely lady and looks after us well (and I’m not just saying that in case she looks here either lol - she knows me well and knows I speak my mind!)

I guess Lidcombe is the place to be - as I also said earlier I was booked out there on Sunday! Looks like it may be the case again this Sunday!

Ahlungor, I’ve read a couple of posts and threads of yours - you seem to know your stuff too!

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Looks like a vast majority of punters here prefer the wild wild west !


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I guess they do - probably because it’s easier to get to - and even though I am a “city” girl who works in the CBD for my 9-5 we aren’t pretentious lol

[Fred69]

Lea is the boss - and as I’ve written before, she is a very lovely lady and looks after us well (and I’m not just saying that in case she looks here either lol - she knows me well and knows I speak my mind!)


Now that's very embarrassing for me.

For the last six months that I've been going to 18 Brookvale and Taylor's I've spoken to your boss every couple of weeks, and often referred to how well she runs her shops in my reviews, and every time I phoned her or written about her I've called her Lily.

I even have her personal mobile number saved on my phone under the name Lily.

How embarrassing - right, Lea it is from now on.

(Lea - if you read this, please accept my sincere apologies and I'll apologise again when I next speak to you.)

Fred

[Louisa18ChardRoad]

Now that's very embarrassing for me.

For the last six months that I've been going to 18 Brookvale and Taylor's I've spoken to your boss every couple of weeks, and often referred to how well she runs her shops in my reviews, and every time I phoned her or written about her I've called her Lily.

I even have her personal mobile number saved on my phone under the name Lily.

How embarrassing - right, Lea it is from now on.

(Lea - if you read this, please accept my sincere apologies and I'll apologise again when I next speak to you.)

Fred

Ahhhh don’t worry Fred/Newboy she likes and thinks very highly of you. In fact we all do x

[Fred69]

Ahhhh don’t worry Fred/Newboy she likes and thinks very highly of you. In fact we all do x

Many thanks, but I will still apologise.

[jimbonz]

With everyone getting on here, when are you going to offer the aus33 special? (louisa + may + linda)

[F0x]

With everyone getting on here, when are you going to offer the aus33 special? (louisa + may + linda)

When you grow 2 extra dicks lad 🤣😂🤣

/Jks

That would be quite the spectacle indeed!

I need to get to seeing ONE of them first methinks

[tkicks]

[QUOTE=tkicks;1940657][ QUOTE]*Was your current (or any prior) partner a client

No - I always separated the two.
There was one guy, who if I’d met him in a bar or even on Tinder, we could’ve made a go of it. We saw each other in the outside world twice, and he wanted more. I said “it’s too weird, it’s like some fucked up Pretty Woman style crap” and I ended it.


Yep I guess that’s what you call it - he wanted to white knight me!
He was lovely actually- still messages me asking to see me. He knows I have a boyfriend too

I just read wiki entry for Pretty Woman. 'A neo- Pygmallion rom-com'. So you were his Eliza Doolittle !!

[tkicks]

Hey louisa you mentioned you love buying lingerie.

Do you want to post up pics in your favourite 5 or 10 outfits and set up a poll...we can all vote on our favourites (of course we know your face will be concealed). A few shots taken from behind might be necessary just so we can all make the right informed decision!

[extra67]

Ok I have a 2 Q's

I know that you girls have to last a day and also put up a good session even at the end of your shift - and you girls being capable of having multiple orgasms - unlike many of us who can probably go twice and then we are dead for the day ! What do you do to keep your sanity and still not tire out by Mid day ? Fake it ? I have had only a couple of times when the girl has actually come - how many times would you come an still be able to go on ?

Also 2 - Why do most girls just keep grinding ... and not ride you ?